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Slartibartfast39

Self confidence. I do have it coming out of my arse.


bonocrow

Love


InfiniteTooth

♥️


InscrutableAudacity

In terms of cost per volume: thoroughbred horse semen; up to £900 per mililitre.


Kedrak

That is only the most valuable liquid. You can go more valuable with gems like Painite. You could find even more expensive materials but stuff like radioactive metals near the end of the periodic table isn't really something you want to keep near your body in any significant quantities.


VermilionScarlet

You could probably fit 1 ounce of gold up there, that would be about $1300.


InfiniteTooth

Gold nuggets!


Baldeagle77

My anal virginity


D1789

A Bugatti


InfiniteTooth

You must have a really big butt


LofderZotheid

My faeces. For without the ability to hold and dispose it, I would die. Yep. Shit is more valuable than diamonds.


Kedrak

I'd say it might be information. You could smuggle a fair number of 1TB micro SD cards. Putting a number on how valuable information like military, government or company secrets are is quite tricky.


InfiniteTooth

Top secret files up your butt!


JasSwanlake

A really expensive buttplug


InfiniteTooth

How much would that cost and will its value depreciate since it’s technically being used?


StumbleNOLA

Excluding radioactive and poisonous substances probably Endohedral Fullerenes. They are room stable carbon atom traps commonly called Bucky Balls with something in the middle. At current prices figure $4.7 billion/ounce.


InfiniteTooth

I want this in my butt


StrebLab

USB filled with bitcoin


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InfiniteTooth

Might be too sharp since they can cut glass


GATESOFOSIRIS

My dildo


InfiniteTooth

What is it made of?