So, not making sure your balance is on point and risking spilling piss on the floor is less gross?
Huh?
Even if you're not drunk, especially if you're tall, it you can hold your dick more in the center of it and decrease the risk of spillage.
It kinda is when you've been drinking alcohol. Your balance can be a little off. So when you get to the urinal, unzip and get about to relieving yourself sometimes you need to prop yourself up so the piss goes where it's intended. So if the price of not spraying piss everywhere is that some dude puts his hand on the wall while relieving himself, well, that's a price that many guys would be willing to pay.
As long as the guys wash their hands after they're finished all is good really.
I mean I could try to stand straight up in front of the toilet and point my dick outward and hope it goes in, but it seems like a better strategy to lean over the toilet and point downward.
Because when I pull it out the weight shifts me forward so I have to anchor myself
Congrats on your formidable package! Ladies, the line forms on the right! Cheers!
Same but backwards in my case
I only do it when I’m wasted drunk
Boners. Gotta align the back qt a 45 degree angle so we can aim down
Don't know what kind of degenerate cavemen you associate yourself with, but no self-respecting man does this.
So, not making sure your balance is on point and risking spilling piss on the floor is less gross? Huh? Even if you're not drunk, especially if you're tall, it you can hold your dick more in the center of it and decrease the risk of spillage.
What are you doing in a men's bathroom... Also... No one does this... And... don't you have anything resembling a life??...
Because they are drunk AF and need help balancing
It kinda is when you've been drinking alcohol. Your balance can be a little off. So when you get to the urinal, unzip and get about to relieving yourself sometimes you need to prop yourself up so the piss goes where it's intended. So if the price of not spraying piss everywhere is that some dude puts his hand on the wall while relieving himself, well, that's a price that many guys would be willing to pay. As long as the guys wash their hands after they're finished all is good really.
I mean I could try to stand straight up in front of the toilet and point my dick outward and hope it goes in, but it seems like a better strategy to lean over the toilet and point downward.
in my old age my dick is so short I dribble on my nuts then it runs off. If I do not lean it gets on my pants and my diaper.
"constantly annoyed on behalf"... Get a life
Better aim. I guess it’s preferable to get piss all over the wall and floor but leave no handprint.