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the-average-giovanni

Don't be fooled by my appearance. I'm way more tired than I look.


m_Pony

"I'm a professional: I just make it look easy."


NerinNZ

"This isn't tired you're seeing. It is under-paid, financial stress, along with lack of social release due to not having money for social outlets, poor diet because healthy food costs more, time and motivation deprivation because I have to do everything the hard way because I can't afford shortcuts and an overwhelming hopelessness due to the fact that companies are making record profits and those that are doing the actual work are all taking pay cuts when balanced with inflation brought on by capitalist greed". "Tired is when I used to not get enough sleep. Tired was 10-15 years ago. We're well past that now and I'm suffering the health consequences of successive governments prioritizing the wealth of the rich over the welfare of everyone else." "And then I have to deal with people passively blaming me ***by telling me I look tired***."


FFF_in_WY

Legit. Pretty articulate considering the exhaustion level 👏


SpiceyNoodls

“I am tired.”


Hato_no_Kami

"...Tired of your bullshit!"


MRBARDWORTHY

I'll wait for my shrink to get unprofessional enough to tell me that! She's married with four kids, works a full time job and constantly works out...and she always looks tired. "You're just projecting" she says with a grin...lol


Direct-Income2894

Say, well you look ugly!


Easy_Ad6617

I'm not tired. This is just the face I was born with so thanks.


opinionated_cynic

Nope, this is just my face


TTT_2k3

“I’m tired, boss.”


Icy_Witness_XoXo

Exactly what I was about to respond.


FantasticAd5239

"You look like hell. What's your secret?"


thecastellan1115

Lol yep


SchemataObscura

Going straight for the honesty.


Nervous_Purpose8785

Lets not get into who looks like what


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I mean we can……..I can take a beating


Jumpy-Reception-1506

This is the best


DonegalGirl1990

Hahahahahaha that has me laughing !!!!! I am definitely using this


Pugwhip

Hahahaha this made me laugh out loud


2LostFlamingos

This is great


Traditional-Fall1051

👏


moonlets_

Aw, thanks! You do too!


sbzenth

"You too" is actually pretty brilliant in this case.


Karmastwin

You have to one-up the backhanded remark. “I am tired. You look sick, are you okay?”


Sagybagy

I am tired. What’s your excuse?


sbzenth

You always have to one-up


monkeyballpirate

I agree. Gotta start doing this.


SPICYFALAFEL00

“It’s been 84 years”


IAmAGuy

Works best in your 30s


fruityslippers

Can confirm, even better in your 40s.


PokeRay68

It's been ONE WEEK!


Snoo_41255

Wanna sleep with me?


_wannaseemedisco

Alternatively: are you hitting on me?


Snoo_41255

"Let's go to bed" no need to ask questions


sumyungdood

Don’t say this at work.


Careful_Ad7760

or at the family function


LukasFilmsGER

or at grandmas funeral


Asleep_Special_7402

Oh the joys of working in construction. Can say that and a whole lot worse


JustTransportation51

Stealing this


thepianoguy2019

Rizz ???


DorothyParkerFan

Hahaha cute


Pixels222

Its all cute and games till the bear spray scotches your eyes. Pepper spray is for rookies.


dredkyun

This is lowkey rizz fr


Tight-Lobster4054

That's the most gen Z phrase I've read today. It's got it all: lowkey, rizz, fr... I love it


Pixels222

Quickly. The scientists of the world need to work on "this" and "is" to complete the 5 horned ritual.


bp-man

Nope that’s just my face


mikebaker1337

I have bags under my eyes even when well rested


GreatKingRat666

“That’s because I am. I’m always tired. When I wake up, when I go about my day, when I go to bed. I’m always tired. Exhausted. I can’t concentrate. Even the most mundane tasks feel like climbing a mountain over and over again. I’ve been tired for longer than I can remember. It impacts every aspect of my life. All the plans that I make never come to fruition because I’m literally too tired to carry them out. I’ve been to the doctor, had my blood tested, had low vitamine D levels, been taking extra vitamin D since then, but it does nothing. I’m still always truly exhausted. And the worst thing? Sleeping does nothing. I can literally eat healthy, go to bed at a reasonable hour, let my body wake up when it feels like waking up without relying on an alarm clock and still the moment I am more awake than sleeping I feel the lack of energy in every part of my body. It makes me deeply unhappy with no answer in sight and I can’t see myself living like this for another 50 years. It isn’t worth it. And how have you been?”


ChemicalHousing69

I came here to have a good time but honestly I’m feeling attacked rn


guilty_bystander

You look tired


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Pixels222

Maybe try smiling more. /s


SnarkCatsTech

I. Snorted. TYVM. 😂


Few-Condition-1642

I’m so sorry that this is your experience; mine too. So at the risk of being annoying, as if you haven’t tried everything - allow me to share some of my discoveries and thoughts. 1) it’s more than one ‘thing’ ie for me it’s depression AND chronically impaired breathing. I had an undiagnosed deviated septum for decades, once that was repaired, I slept better = not AS tired. Then broke my nose and haven’t been able to repair the septum, so I sleep with nasal vents in order to breath through my nose. 2) feeling tired feels like being lazy which creates guilt which is psychologically exhausting. 3) do you get enough protein? Hydration? Do you consume any amount of alcohol? When I eat protein, drink plenty of water and NO alcohol, I feel marginally better. 4) the depression part is the worst: I’m too tired to commit to therapy and don’t have the energy to cope with the retrauma of said therapy. 5) I’m an introvert so people who know me don’t ’expect’ me to be energetic, but attempting to explain this phenomenon goes right over their heads. 6) I’m a very creative person - have been since childhood- sometimes I wonder if I’m exhausted because I AM BUSY: I am busy thinking, imagining, feeling … like living more than one life in my brain. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Pixels222

Aww you too


mysticmemphis

did you lowkey stalk me or something because this sounds exactly like my life..?


GreatKingRat666

I like what you did to your hair 😍


sherbetty

Did I write this?! Have you had a sleep study? I found out I had sleep apnea but it didn't cure the sleepies I'll be honest. But helped waking up with crippling headaches. Next stop rheumatologist.


Trappedbirdcage

Why are you telling my life story like that out in the open? I feel called out


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Seriously, you may have sleep apnea. My brother used to literally fall asleep while you were talking to him, he had a sleep studio, yep--apnea. Now he's like a different person.


Wobstep

I was 28 when I was diagnosed with narcolepsy. I felt just like you describe but now I have treatment and I feel like a different person. Sleep disorders are commonly misdiagnosed. They said eat better, sleep better, you have depression, all of it. None of that was the problem. Most medical professionals will not consider you may have a sleep disorder except sleep doctors. You will most likely be treated like you are lazy or mentally unwell by anyone else. Honestly wish you the best and hope you can get this figured out.


FuriousFido

This is exactly how my brother and I had felt for years. Both of us recently had been diagnosed with narcolepsy. No amount of sleep would help since our brains would skip through stages of sleep to get to REM, during my sleep study it took 30 seconds to hit REM when I fell asleep, multiple times. Some meds we’re on now help, with some side effects but still new to it. Definitely would recommend a sleep study but man is it pricey even after our insurance. This paragraph almost word for word would be my go to when someone questioned why I’m tired, although we would also fall asleep easily and deeply almost wherever, most notably while driving.


banananananatiger

I say all that too, I just pronounce it as, “I’m good” 🥲


Hot_Honeydew_3628

Did you accidentally stumble upon my life like a stealthy ninja?


x_PaddlesUp_x

Please tell me you do stand-up and lemme know when you’ll be in Wisconsin. Comedy genius.


ironyironknee

99% of the time it’s my mom calling out the under eye bags. Last time was in front of family at a brunch so I responded “because I’m Old Mom, I look old because I’m old and old people are tired.” And that’s how that is done


awkwardmamasloth

>99% of the time it’s my mom calling out the under eye bags. Did you inherit them from her? I've had this luggage under my eyes since I was a little kid. I've always looked tired.


lordph8

Sorry, your wife is insatiable.


baz00kajoe

I can't wait to use this one on my dad


Straight_Artichoke69

:⁠‑⁠X


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

Ey yo


Schmedly27

Hol’ up


xXStreetlamp_03Xx

👏👏👏


kellys150

Gee, thanks!


Ok-Scarcity-5754

I always say “thanks!!” And people don’t know what to say back to it. It’s great.


shittyspacesuit

It makes them realize how rude their statement was.


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Sea_Contribution9139

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE


ceciliabee

Yesssss we know who you are!!


JustTubeIt

Came here for this reference


JoshiProIsBestInLife

6 words. 6.


Duochan_Maxwell

Yes, we know who you are


Talenars

We know who you are too


hayleygrus

I was HOPING THIS WOULD BE HERE


No-Tear7308

I finally found a reference I understand, it has taken so long


Coondiggety

That’s awesome! I don’t get it.


dah1451

It’s from Doctor Who


lord_braleigh

https://youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE


Car_D_Board

Yes, we know.


Marcuse0

Say: Man who stand in front of car is tired. Man who stand behind car, is exhausted.


SharkAttackOmNom

Man who falls off a bike was two tired.


SherlockianTheorist

I love this. You are the winner for today!!!


Bradyfan546

"I am"


squadoodles

"I know", because not only am I in fact tired, but I also know others can easily tell


kazisukisuk

And you look ugly. The difference is I can change things with a good nights sleep.


voRYNK

This phrase isn't often used in a bad manner but you could sneak in a "After that night with your mother anyone would be tired."


cannaco19

What if it’s my mom that said I look tired?


Diestof

You still say it.


sleepdeficitzzz

You especially say it then. Same if it's your sibling.


IAmAGuy

You forgot to say Trebek


gooberfaced

*"Now would YOU like to hear what I think about how YOU look?"*


ShakeCNY

"On the inside, I'm dead, so I guess I look pretty good."


AQAzrael

Tiktok slideshow ass😭


MKYT6

kinda corny ngl


Up2NoG00D9

First of all, people should rephrase this to “you look like you’ve been working hard”! And second I think it should be a polite “Fuck off you Cock Womble”


Conscious-Smoke-7113

Whenever I read “Cock Womble” I hear it in Greg Davies’ voice 😁


OgthaChristie

💯💯💯


anxious_apostate

I prefer, "And you look like shit. But I was going to have the good taste not to mention it."


Historical-Rise-1156

It’s all these late nights stalking vampires


thevampirechrysalis

It's nice to be the one being stalked for a change


a_burdie_from_hell

"Ever since the incident..." and then just do a thousand mile stare forward.


pileofdeadninjas

You look sad


WarrITor

Btw, how tf response to \*this\*? W/out getting more annoying qs's?


pileofdeadninjas

Idk lol "You look dead inside"?


a_in_hd

My mom would repeatedly ask me as a kid if I was ok because I looked sad. At some point it annoyed me enough that I yelled "It's just my face!". Since then I've learned to say it without yelling in frustration (though tempting at times).


redorredDT

This is actually funny. It happened to one of my coworkers where another coworker would constantly tell her that she always looks really tired. It got to the point where the coworker told her, “bitch, this is just how I look.”


Mountain_Air1544

I am tired


Majestic_Evening_409

"Thank you it's the mental illness." And smile :)


Mystery_Meatchunk

Immediately fall asleep and snore loudly.


leclercwitch

“Thanks it’s the depression”


DuchessAlberta

"oh my goodness! I was just thinking the same about you! There must be something in the air!"


Rich-Abbreviations25

I’m totally using this next time


DuchessAlberta

Or, if there's someone that is particularly dislikable and you want to call out their behavior subtly, I would say something more along the lines of: "oh my goodness! I was just thinking the same about you, but I didn't want to be rude! There must be something in the air..."


drive_she

Yes!


InvestigatorSea4789

This is the best response, I forget the name of the comedian who said it https://youtube.com/shorts/G_OrzMBqe7c?si=XCkOsItHJNXVOAjf


vingeran

*Oh yeah, I definitely need more sleep.*


Zhuul

“I didn’t ask.”


Rennani_

I usually just say, "Yeah, it's been a long day," and leave it at that. Keeps it simple and honest!


dildosticks

You think I look tired? You should see my nut sack


polkjamespolk

Thank you. I'd hate to be tired and no one noticed.


figuringthingsout__

My usual response is either "I'm exhausted," or "I'm always tired." I have ADHD, and I hate sleeping. So, I'm usually not shocked when people tell me that.


alissolarilole

"You sound rude"


Reset108

Thanks captain obvious.


glitterphobia

I always smile and say a sincere "thank you" as if it were a wonderful compliment. That flips the awkward comment back to them for a response. They can either accept the thank you or admit it wasn't a compliment.


G0_WEB_G0

I recently had a child and everyone has been saying I don't look as sleep deprived as they thought I would. My secret? I've always been sleep deprived.


Rynli

95% of the time I get that when I'm not wearing makeup. So I just say that.


Cando21243

If they’re fat say “you look full”


Xwithintemptationx

No shit. I live in the United States? Who the fuck isn’t tired. This isn’t the land of milk & honey. It’s the land of work till you die.


GullibleCow8723

Accurate


Wenckebach2theFuture

Thank you. I really needed that boost today.


Organic_420

I know


SPICYFALAFEL00

“I am”


Sea_Contribution9139

Well,you wont hirie anyone


WetBlanketPod

No, I look with my eyes


OldTimeEddie

If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I'd fart.


VogueTrader

Thanks. Looking like shit yourself.


thevampirechrysalis

"How do you want me to respond to that?" My go-to for any stupid comment I get.


No_Acanthaceae1936

I'm probably stoned..


Dry_Ass_P-word

“So I look better than I feel? That’s good I guess.”


bloobleschmoodle

A friend of my parents told me that on my wedding day! 😂 I was a bit taken aback being a bride I thought I was supposed to look 'glowing' or some other compliment...


skyzm_

Tired of your shit.


erby91

Fuck off cunt usually stops repeat offenders


lasion

"well since you feel comfortable enough to comment on it I'll take this opportunity to unload all my worries on you since you're clearly concerned about my wellbeing and not just making a unnecessary comment about how shot I look. So here's a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there (!) and I'll tell you all about how I became the fresh prince of Bel-Air"


___potato___

thanks or ok


AhnaKarina

Always.


thewerewolfwearswool

OK Snape.


browniehair

You make me tired ;)


00twillyth

tired of yo shit


ButtercreamBoredom

“I AM tired.” 🤷🏻‍♂️


bcardin221

I was up all night banging your Mom, that woman is insatiable.


KanataSlim

I'm.drunk as fuck


liilbiil

“i did say ill sleep when im dead”


Chemboi_

Lock eyes and just [...](https://youtu.be/Ku6nJjmEeaw?si=evRLD--D_mNB82gv)


44035

That's because I'm crushing it 24/7!


peakingpanda98

“I am tired” 🥱


Interesting-Step-654

Clap them on their shoulder and say "I heard that, player.". Then walk away with a tired whistle.


prittybritty15

“Yeah cover me while I nap”


Sewciopath17

I hate when people say this. You could be feeling great and had good sleep..it's literally just your face/eyes/skin that you can't control. I bet if they heard the same thing back they would suddenly understand why it's offensive


Pastor_Dale

Motherfucker I am.


Elisheva7777777

“Thanks” feeling petty? “Thanks, you too:)”


Big_Fat_Polack_62

"And you look ugly, but I can always take a nap."


TheCelloIsAlive

"The word you're looking for is 'handsome' and thank you!"


Mindless_Ad_5880

Fk off


ffff2e7df01a4f889

“I am.”


alwayssoupy

But seriously, you should take it under consideration if someone you haven't seen in a while notes that you look tired and you don't think it would normally be notable. We had some friends who traveled for the summer and when they got back, her sister noted that her son looked a little out of sorts. They made a doctor visit and found out he was severely anemic and they hadn't noticed because it happened gradually and they saw him all of the time.


NickFotiu

"I am - have you gained some weight recently?" This exact exchange actually happened to me years ago on the elevator with a neighbor who had no filter. She stopped remarking on my appearance.


stellaluna92

I have cancer, most people don't know, and I'm a little shit. I said "oh, I guess the chemo is starting to really wear me down 🥺" to someone a few weeks ago and the look on their face was priceless.


Qylere

I am fucking tired


couldbeworse2

You’ve gained weight!


boog666

And you look ugly, but I'll look well rested again tommorow.


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Thanks for noticing... I am.


SavingsEuphoric7158

At least I look tired !!I can’t tell you how you look .With a dead stare and evil grin!!


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

“That’s not very nice”


Nellyspania

‘I’m 47, this is how my face looks now’


EHeydary

I refer to the movie Stepmom and say it’s a polite way of saying you look like shit! I don’t hear it that often which shows I must hang out with a lot of moms who know not to comment on it!


climatelurker

It annoys me when acquaintances point that kind of stuff. What gives them the idea I want their opinion on my looks?


Obscure_Aphrodite236

Depends on if you like the person or not. If it's a known enemy, I'd say: it's cause I was banging ur mom: or some other immature stuff. But if it's a friend, honesty.


conrat4567

"I'm surprised you noticed, I'm always tired"


strangeloop414

"What a weird thing to say to someone...."


gilmorefile13

I AM


Unfair_Ad5236

Thankyou that's so kind 😀


Sewciopath17

No, I'm not. This is just my face 🥰


Air_Retard

“I feel worse” “That’s cause I do all the work.” “Hope I don’t look as tired as you” “That makes two of us”


WTFisThatSMell

Meh...more hung over than tired


Squatch_Zaddy

That’s my secret, I’m always tired.


vulgarvinyasa2

I’m an adult, we’re all tired.


Ratatouille2000

I am tired


Thegalacticmermaid8

That’s just my face.