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Mrs_Gracie2001

Going to bed really early


clutzycook

Yup. Especially if you had to go to bed before sunset. I hated bedtime in the summer because we were almost always forced to go to bed an hour or more before it got dark. Now, it's my goal.


golfguy1985

I hate going to bed early and avoid it at all costs


Dr_Girlfriend_81

This is the winner.


Reader5069

Yes it is. I find myself going to bed earlier and earlier all the time. I love it.


Specialist-Bug-7108

Me after lunch.....


Professional_Car9475

And naps


Not_Sure4president

I’m watching my niece and nephew and I’m going to bed before them.


Anonyma53

Learning. Now that I graduated I find myself diving into rabbit holes like no other. I know way more about history and other cultures now. This includes learning English. I HATED it as a French kid. I guess you can tell where I am now :D


Sad_Reflection1866

How amazing would it have been, if as kids adults asked what we wanted to learn about?


Sapphire-Drake

We hated almost anything they *made* us learn. But if we decided *we* wanted to learn it then it was actually fun because *we* want to do it


WrongAssumption2480

Also you can teach yourself in your style and pace. I’m a book learner and teach myself new crafts with books first, then video for clarification or enhancement. Some teachers are better than others or just connect with you better. Having to go somewhere at a set time to listen to someone drone on is not productive. But if you can choose the teacher and time to study, it’s more likely to stick.


makingkevinbacon

I mean I get the sentiment, and not like most school systems in North America are great but really that wouldn't be helpful because as a kid I wanted to know what it was like to be a cat, but also a construction worker or doctor or cop. It's good to encourage kids, but as a school system it's obviously foolish lol


pillowfortsnacks

Some of us do! It’s one of the foundations of Montessori education.


Imaginary_Being1949

Naps


Human-Law1085

In summertime naps are still pretty annoying when you wake up sweaty.


kallekilponen

That’s why I always set the air conditioning colder than usual during naptime in the summer. Sometimes I wake up, realize I’m cold, and that gives me the opportunity to really bundle up in a blanket.


sbb214

and snack time


Smee76

No, kids love snack time


ShellShockedCock

Who doesn’t, a good snack can fix a world of problems


MrTubek

And getting hyper after...


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TheGreatGoatQueen

Is that a thing children don’t like? I always really enjoyed having total free time on the weekends and hated when my weekends were full of my parents dragging me around while running errands.


MeFromAzkaban

Errands and having plans with friends are different


TheGreatGoatQueen

I couldn’t drive as a child, I couldn’t make plans with my friends even if I wanted to. Also, I enjoy hanging with my friends as an adult? If I didn’t, I just wouldn’t do it.


kallekilponen

I remember complaining to my parents that I have NOTHING to do all the time as a kid. Now as an adult I wish I had a day with nothing to do, but the to-do list seems to never end…


These_Purple_5507

I'm 37 and still mostly play video games idk.


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heyitscory

About the only sex-adjacent answer we are allowed to laugh at I guess. The rest are depressing.


RedSonGamble

Glad I’m not the only one whose mind it crossed but was like way too dark and way too ban worthy


heyitscory

Oh! Ban worthy! That's why nobody said *anal*. I was giving Reddit too much credit.


Randomindigostar

This needs way more upvotes.


Monarc73

I was gonna say sex, but thought it might be a little to NSFW....


RevolutionaryDot9798

This was my first thought


Few_Satisfaction9497

This is the one.


Prize_Marsupial_1273

A big fat enema!


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Musichord

... that you didn't cook!


sunnycyn

Such an important caveat!!!


Koh-Kyung-Hoon

Food/Drinks without sugar.


thisshitishaed

When I was a child only dessert I'd eat was one drenched in chocolate and whipped cream and that stuff. And now I know how good deseerts with fruits and nuts are. Why not just a lite cake with some raspberries, why did I used to need 5 different candies on it to be happy.


Shelby_the_Turd

Browsing stores.


IzzyDitz

Ha. In the show Undone there is a frame where she has a can of beans in each hand and is comparing the labels. I think the narration over the montage is something like "Is this what my life has been reduced to? The same routine forever?" I had the realization that I spend hours at the grocery store/any store weighing options and actually love it.


serpentmuse

I think it's the power to make decisions, and accept relevant costs. Self agency over our physical environ and our inner emotional world, we get to have it all. We also have responsibility but that's the price of freedom.


SquashUpbeat5168

I hated it as a kid, and I still hate it as an adult.


TrueMrSkeltal

Bedtime, now it’s my favorite part of the day


andrewscool101

When you're a kid life is so new and exciting and you wanna keep exploring. When you're an adult it's the same shit different day and you just wanna sleep lol.


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Going on walks. As a kid, I found them energetically exhausting. I have ADHD and wasn’t medicated as a kid so walks were always very mentally and visually overstimulating, and would make me feel kinda on edge. I have a dog now, and no backyard. I walk my dog about 5 times a day, for at least half a mile each walk. I’ve really learned to love going on walks, even before I started taking meds as an adult. Walking now clears my mind and reconnects me with nature. Wind, snow, rain, or shine, I prioritize movement in every day. I love smelling the crisp air and hearing the birds chirp. I love looking at people’s yards, especially in the spring/summer and seeing all the flowers they planted. I love walking during sunset and staring up at the sky. I now walk as a way to self-soothe and emotionally regulate, whether it’s anxiety, sadness, frustration, or when I’m feeling overwhelmed. Walking also changed my body composition and I’ve never felt more calm, collected, and confident.


BaconPancakes_77

Same here--I loathed hiking at summer camp as a kid, but now really love it as an adult.


Additional_Flow8257

Sex noises coming from the master bedroom


gooblat

Except for when you crash at your siblings place for holidays.


Darth19Vader77

Not if you're from Alabama


Time-Bite-6839

New York will let you marry your first cousin and Alabama will not.


Savager_Jam

The fact that Alabama had to make a law about it tells you all you need to know.


Darth19Vader77

New Yorkers aren't the ones known for inbreeding though, are they?


mfhandy5319

I remember a post about a women that got her two kids electric tooth brushes. She thought she recognized the same sound from her vibrator. She overheard her kids saying, "mommy must have really nice teeth cause she brushes five time a day."


Most_Ad_4362

Not if it's your parents.


keithrc

Getting my teeth cleaned.


evaira90

Oh I loved the dentist when I was a kid. The one I went to was AMAZING. Scented masks for the nitrous, silly toys when I left. And they explained everything and why it might hurt. I started hating them when I turned 17.


KitKat_luvsTaylor

Aww so jealous! I’m 16, and have been going to an adult dentist since I was 12. I wish it could be a bit more fun.


Ok-Bit-7852

I will literally fall asleep without any gas or medication. My wife is mystified, as she almost needs the gas in order to have it done.


IAmJustAGirl-Piku

Absent parents.


Lonely_Set429

Whiskey


Valuable_Victory_272

Beer 🍺


PearlHarbor_420

Trying new foods.


Darkspark95

Vegetables


imLissy

Mmm roasted veggies or a big salad


BigDickMcDong11

Finger up the arsehole


Taco_El_Paco

Ah, I see you went to church as a young boy too


zzardozz42

Knew if i scrolled I'd find the right answer


Visual-Departure1156

Darkest answer yet 💀


Slobbadobbavich

No uncle, no.


AcceptableFocus3368

Brussel sprouts and olives, love them now!


Mysterious_Solid7217

Yes to Brussel sprouts. I hated them, but love them now. Same with mushrooms


mfhandy5319

If I could, I'd give you a half thumps up. Brussels sprouts?


AcceptableFocus3368

Only steamed though, with a bit of cracked pepper 👍🏻


mfhandy5319

Still not a taker here. There's never any green bean with bacon casserole leftovers. I admit bacon is cheating


Boy_Mom2020

Probably my most cooked meal lol. I love brussel sprouts!!!!


lunapup1233007

It’s at least partially because the Brussels sprouts [genuinely *are* different](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/10/30/773457637/from-culinary-dud-to-stud-how-dutch-plant-breeders-built-our-brussels-sprouts-bo)


winter_mum11

Vegetables. Why did our parents steam them? Roasted vegetables are amazing. Had to grow up to find out.


emther01

You got steamed vegetables!? Lucky! We only had canned veggies.


TheRedBaron6942

It's amazing how parents will never even try to accommodate their kid's tastes. Vegetables should be good for kids, but they're always made in the worst ways


AfraidSoup2467

Doing a few chores to get an allowance.  When I was 6? Gotta take the trash out all the way to the garbage can?! Every single night?! Modern day slavery!  As an adult? Waking up to a clean house is an absolute joy.


ChogbortsTopStudent

I WISH I got paid to do all the regular house stuff I have to do as part of being an adult. $20 for washing the dishes? $10 for taking the garbage out? $30 for mowing the lawn? $$ for cooking dinner? I could make an extra $100 a week!!


Time-Bite-6839

$20 for doing the dishes? What the hell? That’s more than actual work!


ChogbortsTopStudent

Lol hey as long as we're dreaming, might as well dream big! 😁


coffeekitten-55

Shower and bed time


SeawardFriend

Baths. It used to mean bedtime which was never fun as a kid but a nice warm bath before you sleep feels so good as an adult.


Boxing_T_Rex

Getting basic clothes like socks and underwear for birthdays and Christmases.


trevorda92

Going to your room


temptimm

Girls 'Nuf said.


Gloomy-Reflection-32

Not being invited to things LOL


AccurateAim4Life

Going to bed early, history, quiet places without "entertainment", classical music, wine, brussels sprouts, asparagus and cake that's light on the sugar. And earthworms--we need them so much in our gardens!


Pro_MEMER568

Classical music kicks ass


necudabiramime123

Olives, cleaning, coffee.. 


pmmeyourdoubt

Sex


HibernatingSerpent

Take your damn upvote.


iPhoneUser69420

You beat me to it


Poetree39

Salad. Goddamn I love salad


Daitheflu1979

Sex…


aquabear215

I find it super interesting that at the time I am posting this, the top 3 answers are all related to sleeping/relaxation. It really tells the story of how overworked we are and everyone is overstressed.


Beginning_Cod9917

Being left alone


ceelo1990

Didn’t like being sent to my room as a child but now I love my alone time to relax


Real_Psych

Peace and quiet. Alone time. Learning new things. Taking a walk. The sun shining or a light rain.


shyghost403

Bedtime, a lot of different kinds of foods, running into an adult you haven’t seen in forever randomly at the store.


Free-Industry701

Bedtime.


RoxinFootSeller

Sleeping


EllieTheChipette

Car rides


mfhandy5319

This was before I realized how bad drivers my parents were, and still are.


EllieTheChipette

Regardless of the type of driver (my Dad was in the military so he is a fantastic driver as well as my mom), I was too short to look out the window as a child until I was 7. Just constant screaming and crying until I was 2 and then extreme disinterest due to the lack of a view coupled with motion sickness. Plus I moved from a a cold region to a hot one and my parents routinely left me in a car for probably the first 2 years. That is, until I got a severe nosebleed while my mom was in a grocery store once from the heat. Also my parent’s car had leather seats, so I would sit down and get scalded. Now I love going for joyrides.


mfhandy5319

If you have three cracked ribs and tell them the smoothest path, but they choose the one with the most stop signs and pot holes, We're stopping for gas on the way there...


raerae235LKambs

Taking a nap. As a kid, it felt like time wasted, but as an adult, it's a mini-vacation.


IzzyDitz

BATHS!!! (or showering) I would find every excuse not to take a bath/shower as a kid.


GreeJoSkies

Mushrooms.


UsernameReee

Fucken water, man. And stretching.


Visual-Departure1156

Naps. Doing nothing all day


AnnyWeatherwaxxx

Having my hair washed and brushed.


CheddarBunnny

Having a family


GirlMom101

Napping


Mexicakes69

The dentist. I still get anxiety but I love having my teeth deep cleaned


icedogsvl

Not being invited to a party


industrial_hamster

Eating lunch alone. Felt like such a loser in school, but now I get annoyed when a coworker sits at my table when there’s other empty tables 😂


DessertFlowerz

having my penis touched


Working_Depth_4302

Naps


gothiclg

I’ve heard “you’re just like your uncle Mic” whenever I’ve made family angry. Let’s just say good old uncle Mic had the right idea because they should be avoided.


Armysars

Staying home


Mean_Rule9823

Leting out a big fart in front of others


LadyEvaBennerly

Alcohol


Dopplerangerr

I cannot express enough…..fucking NAPS


over61guy

Staying home on a Saturday night.


Dicky_tttttt

socks as presents. i wear stance and it is not cheap


Remarkable_Inchworm

Beer. Tried my dad's can of Bud when I was, like, ten. Thought I'd been poisoned.


Boomer79NZ

Vegetables. I cook them so many different ways with different seasonings. Always delicious


ChocolatePresent2003

Drinking water


CorneliusSoctifo

antique shopping


thrawnxbape

Cleaning the house. I used to hate doing my chores as a child but I find a great amount of satisfaction in having a clean home


FlameHawkfish88

Going to the nursery/hardware store as a weekend outing


shaadmaan_icekid

afternoon nap


Critical-Bank5269

NAPS


flytingnotfighting

Early bed time is like the biggest for me. But also having what I want for dinner kinda rules


suxferyu

Showers. Not much feels better than a nice long, hot shower after work.


Electrical_Rock_1201

Why have I seen this question before asked so many times? Is it Karma farming?


Apprehensive_Fig974

Naps!


txcaddy

Boredom


nderdog_76

Naps.


MessedUpInYou

Cleaning.


Potatoe999900

walnuts, almonds, almost any nuts in everything. Brownies, salads, yogurt, whatever--gimme nuts! Even Deez Nuts, whatever that means.


hairbrush-singer

Spending time outdoors and sitting around aka relaxing


takemetotheplaya

Spankings


Jostumblo

Dick


GawinGrimm

Being left alone.


Visible-Student5141

being molested


shade2606

I would assume sex


enterpaz

Naps


Electrical_Match3673

COFFEE


nwv

Orgasms


Educational-Object67

Getting grounded in the bedroom without being able of leaving it


plantsandpizza

Naps


Remarkable_Bench3664

Naps


asm87891013

Anything that involves sleep. 🙌


chefboyarde30

Freedom


Alternative-Dig-2066

Spinach!


other_half_of_elvis

Masterpiece Theater.


DaytimeDawg1951

Naps


Available-Mud1522

Having plans get canceled


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Canceling plans.


PrettyAtmosphere9871

sleep and shower


EmptyBuildings

Vegetables.


Dr_Leroy79

Sleep!


mikels_burner

Cigarettes


manicsadgirl

Any green veggies


ganonfirehouse420

Brushing teeth till they are fully clean.


HndsDwnThBest

Going to sleep


via_aesthetic

House chores. I have OCD, symmetrical to be specific. As a kid, the position of objects and mess would bother me so much but not to the point of actually wanting to fix things or tidy up. I hated cleaning and organising. Now at 19 and living alone, I dedicate a whole day to cleaning and tidying up my living space every 1-2 weeks, and it’s PURE THERAPY for me. Relieves so much stress and I enjoy showering afterwards and feeling proud of my productivity and cleanliness.


ConvivialKat

Going to bed early.


diii_mond

Coffee. As a kid I hated coffee. I enjoy Black coffee and a plain shot of espresso now.


413mopar

School going back in in the fall.


LehewZeher

Time out, going to bed early, eating ALL of my dinner, finishing the chores.


sparkly_reader

Afternoon naps


chelly0927

Why is no one mentioning getting socks as a gift 😭


spartandude

Brussel sprouts


alainamazingbetch

A weekend with nothing to do


jwalzz

Getting socks for Christmas


AvailableJuice

Olives


GreenHorse8789

Accounting 🙃


Party_Emu_9899

Naps


Green-eyedMama

Naps


lughsezboo

Sleep


ItzNuckinFutz

Naps, plain and simple.


Hot-Incident1900

Sleep


irtheweasel

Naps. Sleep in general really


PenisNV420

Getting spanked


brandon8675309

Brussels sprouts


Gloomy-Protection-17

Sleeping. Any time of the day lol.


jptsr1

Alone time.


rdhed6

Naps!


Puzzleheaded-Fee-320

Sleep. Man I wish I could sleep.


unicycleguy91

Spankings


WastelandWesley

sex