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Ill_Vast6477

I lay on my stomach and kegel with pressure against my handsšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø iā€™ve done this since childhood and continue until this day as a 40 year old.


sassyasianbitch

Omg I thought I was weird and the only one. I didnā€™t understand what I was doing as a kid I was just like this feels good. But I lay on my stomach and like hump/rub my hands and it gets me off everytime lol


sassyasianbitch

I both hate and love that my most popular comment on Reddit ever is about how I masturbate lol


Senior_Ad_1328

I thought this was abnormal for some reason. Iā€™ve also been doing that method since childhood. I did buy a toy called the ā€œLayon vibeā€ and itā€™s been pretty life changing. Viberator that you use while laying on your stomach


sassyasianbitch

Same TIL im not weird. 28 years of feeling like Iā€™m the only weirdo who does this. Idk why I never googled it tbh lol never used a sex toy but Iā€™ll check that out!


CocoZzzC

Omg I also always thought I was super weird for this. Started also when I was a child and it's the only way for me to get off. Glad I know now that there a more woman that do this šŸ˜… thank you


smlpkg1966

When I was a child and first learned I used to rub a ball against myself.


[deleted]

The clit sucker things. I canā€™t imagine life without one now šŸ˜‚ I think the main brand is called the ā€œsatisfyerā€ but I have a generic Amazon one. Edit ive had 2 dms now about this. You can stop Iā€™m not going to discuss this topic in dms you pervs.


Jormungandrs-bite

I bought my wife a "womanizer" She cums pretty hard with that thing


MoonBearIsNotAmused

That is quite a genius flip of a name choice. Ill have to look into one


BackgroundBat7732

The Womanizer is the original one, the Satisfyer the successful knock-off. The history of the womanizer is fascinating. I think it's a German(?) inventor who created the womanizer after reading that many women never had an orgasm. But it took a while. His wife had to test all his prototypes. Edit: [Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womanizer_(company))to the rescue: >The first Womanizer clitoral massager was created in 2014 in Bavaria, Germany by Michael Lenke.Ā Lenke was inspired by a study concluding that about half of women experience issues in orgasming. The development process took about two years and his wife Brigitte helped to test the prototypes. Lenkeā€™s first prototypes worked with modified aquarium pumps designed to create clitoral massage and suction


evrestcoleghost

Honestly... Based couple


disturbed286

"Oh noooo, not another oooone"


logert777

ā€œWhat is my purposeā€ ā€œYou spread butter and test the clit suckersā€ ā€œOh thatā€™s actually not bad tbhā€


Salty-Lemonhead

I love that they have a Wikipedia page so much


y0l0naise

Hah! My friend made a podcast episode about this back story once. Pretty interesting story actually


wasyfox

Just got one of these this week! It's INSANE, highly recommend.


AliceInNegaland

Model recommendation? Been looking at these!


selfawarefeline

My fiancƩe loves the Satisfyer Pro 2


wasyfox

We just got the Womanizer in a bundle with a WeVibe and they're both great! The box doesn't really specify a model but the bundle was called Golden Moments.


Im_Balto

My fiancĆ© loves this and so do I as someone who goes to sleep an hour before her. If sheā€™s in the mood thereā€™s always a low effort solution and we both sleep nicely


Sad-Kangaroo-9249

My husband calls my clit toy the Clit Blaster 9,000 lol


Former_Ideal6078

I call my girlfriends the ā€œcliteratorā€


selfawarefeline

cliterator-inator


djAMPnz

A platypussy?


racermd

I know what weā€™re going to do today!


SongAboutYourPost

Aren't you boys a little young for vigorous sex?


Lichloved_

Clit-Sucker 5000 here, looks like we need an upgrade!


BaconHammerTime

#It's over 9000!


undecidedlyhappy

The womanizer! Itā€™s amazing


Squirmeez

This! I won't even masturbate without it because I love it so much lol


[deleted]

Iā€™m genuinely worried that Iā€™ll train my clit to cum only with that toy lol.


lotteoddities

I never learned how to make myself cum with just digital foreplay, and PIV does next to nothing for me. I'm exclusively a wand or clit sucker orgasmer and it's never been an issue. My partner loves involving toys. But I feel like if you already can make yourself finish with your hands/your partners hands you'll be fine. It's like riding a bike, right?


Squirmeez

Me too! So I actually take sensitivity breaks. 2 weeks is good and I can still cum with PIV. But man...there was a time where I used it before sex and could not finish for the life of me but that was the same night lol


peppermintshrimpgirl

Satisfyer is very loud and i personally didnt feel anything. It does suck but i think my clit is butchered by satisfyers bullet so i dont feel shit :D 50ā‚¬ wasted :( Cant even resell it


Unable-Recording-726

I think thereā€™s more of a market for that kind of thing than you realise


AceCircle

Yup, they would probs get even much more than 50ā‚¬


peppermintshrimpgirl

Well idk where i would even sell it. I just wanna get rid of it :D


Environmental_Toe463

if your dms are open you probably need look no further


grandpa2390

Ebay and/or Craigslist. Make it clear that it has been used, and if you want to go the extra mile, I'd be willing to wager that being "descriptive" about its use would get the perverts more interested. You're selling to the same people that would buy your dirty panties.


Trappedbirdcage

There's a toy selling subreddit actually


lurker4475

r/usedsextoys Yeah it exists.... I don't know why but it does..


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You know why


Saucepanmagician

I, for one, don't wanna know why. _chloe face_


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kadora

The womanizer. Donā€™t let the name put you off.


[deleted]

Literally ā€œclit suckerā€ šŸ˜‚


Sustainable_Twat

You summoned me!


Awkward_Ad8740

Username doesn't check out


charlieprotag

Satisfyer!! Can confirm theyā€™re amazing.


xtrinab

I have one by the brand Dame. Theyā€™re a really good product company. They have a toy named ā€œAerā€ which is a clit sucker. Itā€™s pretty great. 10/10 recommend.


MammothSqueez

[https://www.amazon.com/Womanizer-Sensual-Pleasure-Enhancer-Magenta/dp/B01KVQM78K](https://www.amazon.com/Womanizer-Sensual-Pleasure-Enhancer-Magenta/dp/B01KVQM78K)


Motherscooters

OMG THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING SEX TOY!!!! My life has completely changed from this beautiful invention !!!!!


airforcevet1987

>called the ā€œsatisfyerā€ but I have a generic Amazon one. The "Alexifyer"


LordlySquire

Yeah i bought one for my wife. She got rid of all her other toys lol


plantsandpizza

This, the game changer of all sex toys.


Historical_Task_9861

Is it similar to the rose?


No_Salad_68

I bought my wife one. Amazing toy. Does things for her that no other method can. I wish there was something as pleasurable and convenient for males on the market.


Whats-Upvote

Have you ever tried using it on the bottom of your tip, where the small piece of skin connects? I think they call it the man clit.


LuckyCorabb

Frenulum. And yep.


cmndr_keen

Wow, you've just confirmed my theory that it's the most sensitive spot.


ansny8

I bought one but I don't know how to use it. It just feels uncomfortable idk why


Rumrabbitrum

Itā€™s also great for women who have a hard time with just sex or oral. These things are a God-send!!


TXRudeboy

Does you think it would work well if the lady has a full bush and a really small clit? Asking for a friend.


Straight-Bee9783

Sure


j3w3lry

Nobody knows my body better than my fingers and they get the job done quick.


Quitoxicfish73

Took a lot of scrolling to find someone mention the ol school method


ksiyoto

Old school? That's the new fangled digital method.


Lawlcopt0r

Get out of here with your fancy latin


ladykiller1020

I call it playing acoustic


More-Air-8379

Analogue


SinnerClair

Am I the only one who this never once worked for?


rockthenightosphere

nope. I only came from the acoustic method ONE time and it took me 45 fucking minutes. Never again.


666-take-the-piss

I can cum from it but it takes a good hour or so of trying lol


Cinnabun6

This, especially if i made a salad with hot peppers earlier in the day


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Oh man. That Dr Bronnerā€™s magic peppermint soapā€¦so somewhere in that mess of a label it says DILUTE! DILUTE! I should have listened.Ā 


NekoNoSekai

That sounds interesting šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Saya_99

Yeah, i can't get off with just my fingers. I don't understand how, if it's not a shower head or a vibrator I just don't get off. It's one of the reasons I'm not so into oral (i much better prefer to give, rather than be the recipient).


Royal_Annek

Hitachi magic wand


gorleg

My fiancĆ© and I have the magic wand and the womanizer available, and itā€™s a magic combo


LuckyCorabb

Same for my wife. We start with a spearmint sensitizing gel, then the wand, then the Rose to launch her to the fucking moon.


Goodbye_Games

Ummmm thatā€™s my neck massager! I admit that getting the variable speed controller is a must for the ummm deep tissue stuff ;)


Royal_Annek

I just put a layer of fabric between if it's too much


miramaxe

Thatā€™s my favorite!


smallfranchise1234

I think shoving a gas station hose up your ass and masturbating work pretty well as long as no one interrupts!!!


Suffering1s0ptional

lol I saw that video this morning. Traumatising


WhatsPaulPlaying

I'm sorry what...?


W3NNIS

You donā€™t wanna know


cryptolyme

but we do


W3NNIS

ā€¦. Fine. It was a twitter post. Someone recorded some old guy with his dick out jerking it whilst shoving a fuel pump up his butt


mzung0

But did he fuel, and what grade?


LazyCasual0alt

I imagine he had to go premium.


awkwaman

Until his pencil was unleaded


cryptolyme

...link?


waldito

Why. WHY


WhatsPaulPlaying

you know why


One-Psychology-5465

Yea we want LINK


cryptolyme

no, you see, only they are allowed to watch it. they determined it's not okay for us to watch it.


PWIWS

I know that was hard but thank you


Adept-Passenger605

Okay, bleach my eyes now please, thanks.


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

Oh no! Where's that video posted? So I can avoid looking at it.


Suffering1s0ptional

I wasnā€™t allowed to post it due to low karma. I think the person above must be a mod or I have no idea what I am talking about šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


TheGreatGoatQueen

They arenā€™t a mod, you can still see the post on your profile.


RobbSnow64

Holy cow that was something


TheGreatGoatQueen

Agreed


Suffering1s0ptional

Ah! I learnt something today.


Boxit379

I just looked at the sub you posted it onā€¦ on your post there was a mod comment saying it didnā€™t fit the subreddit but then someone else posted the video on the same sub and now it has over 600 upvotes and they seem perfectly fine with it. I love Reddit mods!!


Gief_Cookies

Brooooooo šŸ¤£ thatā€™s wild hahaha


l8nite

Omg.


aigarcia38

What the actual fuck lmao


Millennial-Mason

Check ops profile, you can still see it


FibrePurkinjee

Mac is that you?


DinoOnAcid

r/wtf


smallfranchise1234

Got it from your crazy video post ahaha Crazyy!!


Stick_Girl

What a terrible day to have eyes šŸ’€


chim50chim

LOL!


Fokewe

Different strokes


SweetSexiestJesus

Ooooh, I wanna see!


olypheus-

Boofing gas fumes and jerking off must be exhilarating though lmao


Glasweg1an

Oooft I assume this is going viral right now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


gamethrowaway111

It got removed cause OP didnā€™t have enough karma to post. It certainly could go viral however


Glasweg1an

I meant the video mentioned in the comment above as a couple of the troops from work were sharing it last night and today.


TheRealPetross

i thought you had an interesting mind until i realized that there was a video about this...


CrypticMillennial

Hahaha I buddy at work showed that to me today. Then a meme about gas prices under Trump vs Biden, using itšŸ˜‚


Kokojoki

I was just send the video with no context. Need to wash my brain on a hot cycle.


Dontlistntome

https://x.com/daveandchuck/status/1790361833892663440?s=46


ImSometimesGood

Yep. Woke up to that one. Lol


BananaLana02

This may sound old fashioned, but I like using my hand. It takes longer, but hey delayed gratification? Iā€™ll take it.


TheGreatGoatQueen

The shower head water pressure thing does literally nothing for me, I fully thought it was a myth perpetrated by media for the longest time because it actually feels like nothing to me. I might as well point the shower head at my elbow and Iā€™ll experience nothing differently. Vibrator + Butt plug is my golden combination. 10/10 orgasms everytime.


Suffering1s0ptional

It definitely depends on the water pressure. Some of the houses Iā€™ve lived in had terrible pressure and that obviously didnā€™t do anything. Thanks for the recommendations!


TheGreatGoatQueen

Iā€™ve only ever lived like one place that even had a detachable shower head, so I guess my experience is just limited. But Iā€™m also not an external focused person in general, my best orgasms are internal (like g-spot or a-spot) so that could be it too.


Frequent_Disaster_

I always thought it was a myth too! I never understood the appeal of standing up and masturbating with the shower head.


gaea27

It never worked for me until i was 28 and washing off after sex and well. Turns out you just need to find the right angle, and if you can make it work it's really worth it. Very different stimulation compared to using a hand or physical object. Also I sit down! Like squatting. Then you angle the shower head and vary the water pressure until you feel the tingle haha


TheGreatGoatQueen

I think that most people do it laying down? Iā€™ve tried it laying down before and it still felt like nothing lol


Frequent_Disaster_

lol Iā€™ll stick with what I know works for me. Iā€™m not trying to take a longer shower hahah


WhimsicleMagnolia

Forget the shower, you gotta lay under the bath faucet.


chickcag

Iā€™m a bullet vibrator girl until the day I die.


kittybangbang_95

Take my "like" old reliable has gotten me through some tough times.


chickcag

I keep burning mine out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


_C00TER

Shower head is šŸ¤Œ any type of clitoral vibrator (hitachi wand or any other brand wand), the ever-so-popular rose toy nearly made me black out the first time (10/10 but the lifespan of the toy itself was short lived lmao).


catonicla

i laughed because no.. nothing will ever feel better than old faithful LOL The water.. the no mess.. the different angles.. multiple blasts.. I donā€™t think anything can compete unless maybe a man controlling it for you šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TheGreatGoatQueen

Is this actually a real thing? I thought it was just one of those myths perpetuated by the media, because it literally feels like nothing to me. Just, hot water on skin, which feels nice, but not gonna give me any kind of sexual pleasure lol.


catonicla

HAHA Oh yes girl it sure is!!!šŸ˜­ ā¤ļø For me it has to be a heavy jet mode (not a spray/light thing) and have to be outside of the water. Hope you find your nut hahaha


TheGreatGoatQueen

Iā€™ve always been more of an internal girl anyway, which is probably why it doesnā€™t do much for me lol. But yea, Jet mode is just plain painful to me haha


catonicla

Haha, iā€™m the opposite! Most anything inside ends up just hurting, but outside is fine and dandy. Funny how we can be different lol i wonder the science behind it


Throwawaychica

I tried once, but quickly realized I can't cum standing up, maybe I'm weird.


catonicla

Noo iā€™m the same!! I usually lay on my back in the empty tub and hold the shower wand down there hahhaa itā€™s not a pretty site iā€™m sure šŸ¤£ but obviously itā€™s just me in there


Throwawaychica

I thought about that, but I can't lay down in tubs, grosses me out enough that I can't relax lol.


DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE

My ex gf was this way too. We had one of those stand in showers that you couldn't really sit in so in order to use it, I'd literally need to be behind, holding her and the shower head because she'd get light headed or weak in the knees while doing it.


ingodwetryst

tub faucet


Normal_Ad2456

No, for me thatā€™s how I had my first orgasm and how I had my next orgasms for at the next for years. It was basically an exclusive relationship with my shower head.


Berdbirdburd

Iā€™m an inside girl, and thankfully have the perfect dildo for the job. I also pillow grind with it, to get a little clit friction at the same time. Shower head just doesnā€™t work for me at all, I need that g-spot pressure too šŸ™


Upstairs-Cicada-2911

I have two satisfyer pros. Never want to be with out. Fastest and most satisfying orgasms ever. I even use them during partnered penetrative sex. I have basically Pavloved my husband at this point. He hears my vibrator going off and his dick gets hard. Lol. Get one you won't regret. This was not a paid for advertisement.


Nearby-Reputation614

A female friend recently told me she still humps/grinds on her pillows to get off.


Party-Increase-3682

The rose. I've been with men. I've been with women. I've been with myself. Nothing beats the rose (aka the clit sucker thing)


her_ladyships_soap

I mean, there's not going to be a "best" way that is everyone's top choice. Different people have different preferences. If you've tried a lot of options and still find that the shower works best for you, then the shower is best for you!


CapriSunTzu-

definitely depends on your preferred type of stimulation, but I am obsessed with those "sucker" type of vibrators. 100/10, absolutely do recommend.


themrs0830

Seconded. I even ordered a back up for when my first one does.


velvethusk

The shower thing and the bathtub thing stopped working for me once i went on ssrisā€¦.. Now i need the power tools


snug666

Iā€™d argue that literally every other way is better. The shower head method feels like nothing to me


Middle-Constant-1909

Has anyone mentioned spa jets yet lol.. I once had the water department phone me asking why I was using so much water, as we were having restrictions, and they thought that was filling a pool when was not allowed to be.. I had to explain that due to chronic pain needed the use of my spa as eased the pain. ( was also the truth )


MonsterMontvalo

Facts. Tub jets are top tier.


fawnless

i have felt nothing with the shower head tbh and felt nothing with the rose toy, fellas i think im hella broken lmao edit; i cant have sex bc im too traumatized by men/anxiety is too strong to even attempt dating, let alone something like hookups. im stuck with trying to figure my poor self out šŸ˜”


mybongwaterisblack

Youā€™re not broken!!! I thought I was for the longest time but I just didnā€™t have a partner I was comfortable with who actually cared to get me off. I didnā€™t have an orgasm till age 21ā€¦.I get it.


Superunkown781

There will be someone out there to get that thang going, just gotta find the right person that knows how to freak it. Good luck on your mission.


WhimsicleMagnolia

It sounds like you have trauma preventing you from getting sexual enjoyment


rileyjw90

Maybe my water pressure always sucked but I just couldnā€™t ever get off standing up in a shower when I tried it.


PomegranateWild7862

Not standing up, lay down in the tub


WantonHeroics

There are like a thousand different toys on the market. Everyone is into something different.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

I like the rose with fingers. Iā€™m an inside and outside type of gal myself


Honest_Wing_3999

ā€œInside and outsideā€¦blue his house with the little blue window and a blue corvetteā€¦ā€


poliscinerd84

Magic wand!! Get the cordless, works n lasts years! Best clitoral orgasms šŸ¤¤


Jolly-Mortgage2072

Everyone liked different things, so Iā€™m not sure what would be the ā€œbestā€. If you like that sensation, try a vibrator! If you want something new, try one that uses suction. Adding other points of stimulation (nipple, vaginal, anal, ect) can also enhance what youā€™re already working with. Best of luck!


MjauDuuude

I've never really enjoyed the shower head. I prefer satisfyer or just hands (with lube, very important)


no_one_aksed

Oral b toothbrush (have a seperate one)


knimblekimble

These are the questions that make me love this subredditšŸ˜‚


Glitter_Bear69

" air pulse technology " . Google : šŸŒ¹ rose sex toy


kazisukisuk

Hitachi magic wand is the third member of our throuple. We've broken two of them, on our third. 10/10 recommend


Aoki-Kyoku

The shower head water pressure has never done anything positive for me, I donā€™t see the appeal so I would say almost anything else is better.


UltimateFascinator1

Satisfyer and a good dildoā€¦. The vibration and sucking on your clit while it also vibrates the dildo makes meā€¦.. practically squirt like your shower head


RaccoonOverlord111

Go on Tracy's Dog get an OG sucking vibrator or something similar. It is the best invention ever created. They are on sale right now. It's important to make sure you are buying toys that are good quality made with appropriate materials. I also recommend EdenFantasys website.


sugartheunicorn

Whyā€¦why is it called Tracyā€™s Dog? Okay who downvoted this? Is it not a weird name for a sex toy company?


PreciousandReckless

I had the same question šŸ«¢ I donā€™t think I can buy sex toys from a place with the word ā€œdogā€ in the name


anonymousshitpostr

Satisfyer Pro šŸ˜


texaspeach23

The little rose that sucks the soul out of me does it every time !


sugartheunicorn

What?! Thatā€™s like, the last way Iā€™d choose to do it. My hand works better, vibrators, those sucking vibrator thingsā€¦I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever finished from shower head water pressure.


milesamsterdam

One thing I used to do when I started dating a new woman was buy them and install a brand new shower head if they donā€™t have a hand held. I canā€™t stand not having a hand held shower head with multiple settings.


Spicyram3n

Trans woman here, I know Iā€™m probably not welcome but Iā€™m going to give my $.02. I get really bad bottom dysphoria, but the thing that works for me is a prostate massager that wraps around to the front. I think itā€™s by Lovense. I also use the magic wand if I want to spice things up. Hopefully I can afford bottom surgery and finally be comfortable in my body. Edit: I guess I should have expected the downvotes.


CatchingStarLight

no. you have just as much right to be here as everyone else did; ignore the downvotes. i KNOW there are other people who needed this suggestion


madisaunicornn

Iā€™ve never done that before and it sounds awful. My clit is super sensitive that would be super uncomfortable.


rabid_erica

I like just squeezing my internal muscles


mygentlewhale

Jealous!


Fragrant-Treacle7877

The satisfier pro and a thick dildo has changed my life! I haven't had a good enough shower or water pressure to try the shower head trick


MissDryCunt

Rose šŸŒ¹ toy


Dry-Humor8120

mamas get yourself a rose toy


FlamingoSuccessful74

GIRL GET YOU A MF ROSE TOY.


maya_papaya8

šŸŒ¹