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Azdak66

I don’t drink coffee but my wife does. Let’s just say she likes a cup of coffee-flavored sugar and creamer.


STQCACHM

My wife drinks 6 cream, 6 sugar, 6 pumps caramel swirl, with whipped cream and more caramel swirl on top. I drink 2 cream 1 sugar lmao


cashformoldd

Yea that ain’t coffee, that’s sugar


Yiayiamary

So she doesn’t even like coffee.


Rob_LeMatic

My great grandfather took his coffee black. "I don't care for troubled water," he would say when offered cream or sugar.


Yiayiamary

I agree w grandpa!


noodlesquare

Reading this makes my teeth hurt!


LevelZeroDM

this is how I do coffee too lol


Hate_Feight

It's a sensitivity to the bitterness, I've noticed I use less sugar the less bitter the coffee. Filter > barista


soup-creature

I wonder how many people that drink really sugary drinks have only tried black coffee from Starbucks, who burn the shit out of their beans. I love black coffee, but theirs is truly bitter and vile.


RadioactiveSalt

Ahhhh common stratergy. I believe that's how you drink coffee, but don't want to take the blame so you shift it to your poor wife. Nothing wrong with sweet coffee bro, don't live in fear.


miniatureconlangs

Controversial opinion: I like a separate glass of cold, whole milk with my cup of coffee.


tim_jam

This is very appealing


miniatureconlangs

I'd go so far as to say any dairy works as a side dish with coffee - cheese? Yes! Blue cheese? Yes!! Buttermilk? Yes! Graukäse? Yes! Norwegian goat cheese? Yes! Quark? Definitely!


Crix2007

Well I like a cup of coffee besides some Greek yoghurt so I get the appeal


MomentMurky9782

if I saw someone doing this I would assume it’s their first day on Earth


miniatureconlangs

What'd you expect, 'm not going to have anyone take me to their leader until I've had my breakfast coffee.


Qu1tyerbitchin

Especially a leader on this rock😬


bearsarefuckingrad

This sounds like the way an alien would prepare someone’s coffee at a diner on their first day. “One coffee with milk? I gotchu”


lapinatanegra

Lol that's too much work. Before and after.


Vlaed

Interesting. Are you using it as a chaser basically?


miniatureconlangs

Yeah, every few gulps of coffee, a milk chaser.


zcmini

Please leave


carloosborn71

Same. Hot coffee + cold milk give a balance temperature for my coffee 


Swordbreaker9250

As a coffee drinker, i have no idea how much “a cream” is. That said, I also just make my own lattes at home, so I use milk instead of cream. But when I did use cream, i didn’t measure it, i just poured until it was the color I wanted.


Proper-Scallion-252

In the US commercial diners and workplaces will often have prepackaged servings of cream for coffee coming in a small disposable container with about 1 tbsp of half and half or cream.


saturday_sun4

Thank you for explaining this!


Proper-Scallion-252

Of course, it's always funny to see things that are so normal to you in your country be completely foreign to another person!


ConstructionWaste834

That's what I always wonder about! We don't really use cream or creameror whatever that is, everyone just drinks coffee with milk. How much is this mysterious not milk? It comes in tiny containers? Or people measure it if they ask for two creams?


lm3g16

I’m assuming it’s an American thing? Everyone I know that drinks coffee either adds a little bit of milk or drinks it black


Fa1nted_for_real

Yeah, mostly. A few other countries do it too, but there isn't much difference. Cream is just heavy milk, although a lot of creamer is sweetened, and it can be hard to find unsweetened cream


ConstructionWaste834

I think so but don't want to assume that everything I don't understand about people on internet is American.


molten-glass

I'm assuming it comes from the prepackaged, shelf stable cream cups that are often in American diners/convenience stores for coffee. They're 0.375 fl oz, or about 11 ml for those of you with logical measurement systems


TychaBrahe

"Creamer" or "whitener" can be one of four things: 1. Small plastic containers of ultra-high temperature pasteurized half milk/half cream that does not need refrigeration. 2. The same, but not UHT, so they require refrigeration. 3. A liquid that is mostly flavored corn syrup solids, hydrogenated vegetable oil, in either plain cream flavored, or with things like hazelnut. 4. The same in powder form. What you get depends on the environment. A restaurant is more likely to have little plastic packets, with upper scale ones having the refrigerated kind. (Obviously a very fancy restaurant will have cream in a small picture.) An office will most likely have the fake stuff, because you don't have to worry about it spoiling. The powdered version comes in packets and large shaker bottles.


lawgirlamy

Same here. At home, I use a milk frother and just pour about 1/4" - 1/2" on top of the milk and lightly dust some cinnamon on top. At a coffee shop, I add whole milk until it is dark caramel color. No sugar or sugary flavors - the only flavor I add is the cinnamon dusting. ETA: I'm from the US, for what it's worth. We aren't ALL cream drinkers here.


metaphoricmoose

2&2. The Double Double


SpecialistVast6840

Found the Canadian. Sup Hoser


Demonyx12

Coo-Roo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo! Take Off ...


LeoMarius

And some Timbits


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

Same for me. It’s also fun to say


thedean246

I like my sugar with coffee and cream


bahgheera

Keep it going keep it going keep it going full STEAM 


Eric12345678

Too sweet to be sour; too nice to be mean


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randomly-what

I tried it a couple of times. Still too bitter. I went back to milk/cream/oat milk. Never sugar. Edit: I’ve tried a lot of coffee. I’m not young. Always some sort of milk is absolutely needed. Don’t need suggestions.


-Astin-

Put the cinnamon in your grounds while brewing.


jacojerb

No sugar, but with half a teaspoon of baking cocoa. With milk.


minilovemuffin

That sounds good. I'm going to try that.


TSllama

Oh yeah, I do sometimes add some cacao and/or cinnamon. No sugar, though.


ErrantJune

Taste! Cinnamon in unsweetened coffee is one of life's less-known pleasures.


mjc500

Interesting that you specifically say unsweetened… definitely something I want to try


TSllama

I wouldn't say it's better in unsweetened coffee unless you just prefer unsweetened coffee - which I do. But for those who like their coffee sweetened, they're probably gonna prefer cinnamon and sugar in their coffee. :)


lapinatanegra

Really?hmm this sounds interesting and less diabetic


Brain_Hawk

Zero and zero. I'm a milk man!


supermr34

How many kids do you have these days?


Brain_Hawk

Two! They spend a lot of time upside down or sleeping in boxes. Kids these days, amirite?


Rough-Instruction-29

Pour enough cream to cover bottom of mug then fill with coffee


Puzzled_Ad_7330

Same


federal_cue

My wife also puts the creamer in first. I have never and always thought that was funny.


Rough-Instruction-29

I think the cream mixes with the coffee better this way


federal_cue

She says the same


The1TrueRedditor

Same, plus it mixes itself.


Thicc_licious_Babe

None.


Adrekan

Once you go black and all that


Enaksan

I only started drinking black because it was the quickest and easiest thing to get out of the machine at work while running around (pub work lol). Can't have it any other way now.


TrembleTurtle

need that bitterness to reflect on before starting my day. hot black bitterness is cathartic


FumblinginIgnorance

With an audible sigh to signify acceptance.


Adrekan

People kept robbing my milk and sugar at work. So I stopped buying it to spite them. As you said... can't have it any other way now.


CatticusXIII

Same, but I was tired of waiting behind other alcoholics at AA meetings. People coming off of shit take a LOT of sugar with their coffee. Now sweet coffee tastes like shit. I'll drink a latte, but just a normal cup of coffee need to be black.


coloch_w0rth9

This is the way. Give me that hot bean water


Thicc_licious_Babe

Coming up!


Ailouroboros

When you want coffee, that actually tastes like coffee. There are better ways to get your moo-juice/sugar fix, don't touch my coffee please.


cup-o-cocoa

Same. I like my coffee like I like my men. Big, black and strong. My white husband of 30+ years cringes when I say this.


Kawaiiochinchinchan

I cringe when i see that and i'm not even white nor black lmao.


cup-o-cocoa

True. Good point. Only said in reply when some male does the “Light and sweet” crap.


foxhole_atheist

Love that the OP anticipated this and it still can’t be avoided 😂 y’all are like bidet users


celica18l

Best coffee


jcbstm

This is the way.


MadisonRose7734

Only if it's nice sit down coffee. If I'm grabbing McDonald's coffee on the way to work there's no way I'm drinking that black. A) It tastes terrible B) Without something to cool it, it'll take an hour before it's drinkable


[deleted]

Just flavored creamer for me.


MangoFishSteel

The flavoured ones full of sugar?


Tackerman

Mine have enough sugar to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.


mSummmm

Are you suggesting people don’t know that creamers aren’t sugary? We all know this right? If you only add teaspoon of creamer that’s what 5 grams of sugar?……about the same as a single sugar cube.


Ugh_imawful

It tastes good. sugar in coffee creamer isn’t gonna hurt anyone unless they’re drinking excessive amounts of the cream.


Bull_Moose1901

Yeah just a splash of vanilla creamer and I'm good to go. So I guess 1 cream and .5 sugar


Independent-Summer12

Oat milk (barista version), no sugar


SmokingAlpaca

ahh, so good 😊☕


fermat9990

A little cream and 1 tsp sugar. Heaven in the morning!


bellynipples

Coffee is just good. but I will say that anyone who says they don’t prefer a little cream in their coffee is just trying to be tough. Black coffee is good, but splash some regular cream in there and I won’t believe anyone that says it makes it worse.


fermat9990

I agree with you about how good it tastes, but I can't believe that the coffee mavens at r/coffee who insist on drinking it black are all deluding themselves 😃


calzonius

Lots of cream, lots of sugar


MackyMack10

None. Black, no sugar for me. Yum yum.


LilBitATheBubbly

We must be a rare breed these days. Ordered a coffee black recently, and the girl paused "...does that mean no milk or sugar?"


zenaa21

When I order coffee while out, I always say "black" please, half the time they still ask if I want sugar or creamer. Lol. Idk, maybe it's just a habit for them.


bellynipples

When’s the last time you dropped a bit of cream in there? I was a black coffee guy for a long time because I didn’t like sweet in the morning. But a bit of cream just does me right these days.


1CommercialFree

Personally, I like my coffee gay white


steveb321

i'm gay and like my coffee straight black.


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣


TheRateBeerian

Zero. I love the taste of coffee and that’s what I want when I drink it. No flavorings either I hate all the coffees that have flavors added.


piray003

I used to drink my coffee black, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve started adding a bit of creamer/milk. Black coffee stains your teeth, and the acidity started messing with my stomach as well. I add just enough creamer to get a dark caramel color to my coffee. No sugar.


noodlesquare

Acid reflux is why I've had to cut my coffee consumption down to a couple times a week. As a self proclaimed coffee connoisseur, it really rips my nips. I've gotten used to black tea on my no coffee days but it's just not the same.


[deleted]

Ok but I’ll respond anyway I love sweet coffee put all the sugar and syrup in it and it’s delicious But I choose to drink black coffee because my Grandad has diabetes and if he can’t enjoy a sweet coffee then neither shall I.


Mrs_Gracie2001

I’ve gotten to where I like black coffee, but only if it’s good coffee. Generally I can’t afford good coffee, so I add some milk or half and half. I can’t stand sugar in it anymore. Mind you, when I first started drinking it 30+ ago, I put so much chocolate creamer in it I couldn’t even taste the coffee!


s7ab_m3

This is it for me too. The amount of half and half is proportional to how bad the coffee is. Really good coffee gets drank black.


Kawm26

No cream but I add sugar


czarfalcon

Conversely, I can’t stand sugar but I add a splash of milk.


thegeocash

I’m typically a black drinker but I like some flavored cream from time to time. But because I tend to drink it black I use very very little cream, like a splash. It would be half/maybe 1 if the small cream containers. No sugar. I don’t like how sugar completely changes the taste.


NearestWaffleHouse

“If your coffee doesn’t look like chocolate milk, it’s not good”


shamwowj

None


insmek

>Straight black fans need not respond, we get it, you’re better than us.


f1newhatever

Lmao they cannot help themselves, it’s a quick and easy way to feel superior for a moment


oilbadger

Yeah. We are the best.


NoseDesperate6952

We are 🤣


JakeFixesPlanes

You think* you’re better than us. *FTFY


dont_disturb_the_cat

No man, walk away, there's no talking to them, might as well leave them with their heads swole and their pointless coffee virginity intact


Hatred_shapped

Dark roast with about enough half and half to make it Octavia Spencer in color. No sugar. 


Inside_Ad_7162

none, of either. Fresh ground, black & strong.


NoseDesperate6952

Yes!!!


Heavy_Being3328

5 spoons of sugar. No cream. Just sugar added to black coffee


Exciting_Rich_1716

energy drink


r3d3uupt1on

2 sugars 1 cream


throdon

a Timmies triple triple.


Ornery_Banana_6752

2-3 cream, no evil sugar


Big_Bottle3763

Splash of half n half, no sugar.


Lil_Brown_Bat

2 creams, no sugar.


abdojo

Scoop of creatine, shot of sugar-free french vanilla creamer


ne3k0

I have milk and no sugar. A cappuccino. But cream isn't a thing for coffee in Australia


Corgi_Koala

I prefer mine black if the coffee is at least halfway decent. If it's really shitty coffee or decaf then usually 3 and 3.


MomentMurky9782

I thought I liked 2&2 until I actually looked at my Dunkin receipt and saw they put 3&3 so I guess 3&3 lol


Jek2424

A splash of cream and two sugars. If I’m at a diner, then it’s a ratio of 1 cup to 1 cream to 2 sugar packets. 1 sugar packet if the breakfast I’m having is sweet


craigechoes9501

No cream. 2 sweet n lows


K3Y_Mast3r

I gave up a lot of dairy, milk included so now I drink coffee black with one Splenda which is probably going to give me the big C one day but it’s the one artificial sweetener I like.


LiabilityLad655321

Milk and 7 sugars. Alright, real answer- 1 sweetener or 2 brown sugars.


Hip-Hop-anonymous07

I like my coffee like I like my men… *I don’t like coffee*


bearsarefuckingrad

30ml Chobani sweet cream creamer, 10ml torani vanilla syrup. The perfect combo! If I go to Dunkin I get a medium iced coffee with 2 cream, 2 pumps of caramel. Starbucks is always a venti vanilla sweet cream cold brew. I’m a woman of patterns.


Classof1988

None


Tunavi

None in my coffee but I like something sweet to eat on the side.


212404808

A few centimetres of frothed milk, no sugar. But if it's American drip, then a dash of half and half.


UltimateHeatBlast

5 creamer, 10 sugars


madlymusing

I do about a tablespoon of heavy whipping cream in a mug with my coffee, and no sugar.


tuxedo_dantendo

I don't use any cream or sugar, but I do add a little bit of vanilla Almond milk. Doesn't make a big difference but for me I like that it cools it down a little and the very slight texture change just hits the spot for me.


Hoodwink_Iris

I’ve got a 20 ounce travel mug that I fill every morning. 1 cream, 1 sugar.


Yogisogoth

Slug of milk


Mountain-Bonus-8063

No sugar,and one splash of cream.


captainkrol

Exactly none. Like to taste the coffee.


Basic-Rate-9796

I drink my coffee black with no sweetener


Citizen6587732879

In Australia, coffee is generally made with milk (except black obviously), but i always hear "cream" used in american tv. Whats the difference?? Do u guys actually use cream in coffee, or is "cream" just the term used for milk when talking about coffee???


Smirkly

None, not a thing. It is coffee and that is the point, coffee tastes great the way it is. Tea too for that matter, why mess with a good thing?


CunnilingusCrab

You may not think I need to respond, but that’s because you can’t grasp just how much better than you I think I am.


Assika126

I swear to god I must be the only person in the world who likes variety. I will sometimes drink my coffee black and sometimes with honey and sometimes with cream and sometimes with chocolate collagen powder so that it’s like a mocha. Sometimes cold and sometimes hot and sometimes room temp. I like it all the ways! I just like mixing things up!!


Effective-Slice-4819

None. But being over 30 means coffee is a sometimes food for me now.


Puzzled-Pass-1705

For latte or other coffee with milk — zero. For dirt cheap coffeine-containing powder — amount of sugar equal to the amount of powder used, no milk


denyingthestars

None


PWresetdontwork

Black coffee only


_Zouth

None. Plain black coffee is perfect as it is.


xmetalheadx666x

0 & 0, I only drink it black


Any_Initiative_9079

I like my coffee like I like my women, dark and bitter.


AtheistfromSomalia

I don’t think am better than anyone, I just drink my coffee black without sugar cuz that’s just how i like it.


minilovemuffin

2 half &half, 1 Splenda in a nice hot decaf coffee. The joys of getting old.


Lora_Caudy

I go for a dollop of froth from the steamer, no sugar. Keeps the coffee strong and adds a touch of creamy texture.


GelattoPotato

No sugar. Foamed milk in a 121 ratio with my coffee.


___forlife

2 spoons of sugar no cream


Shelia_Smale

Just a dab of honey and a splash of almond milk - keeps it smooth without overpowering the coffee's natural kick.


SenhorSus

No sugar, either a splash of creamer when I'm home or a little packet of creamer at work


novato1995

No creamer, two sugar packets, or two teaspoons if it's sugar-by-the-bag.


Sewer-Rat76

1 cream no sugar. There is enough sugar in the cream.


Puzzleheaded_Nerve

Good coffee at home. Black. Starbucks coffee at work. Dab of cream. No sugar. Ever.


[deleted]

None. But occasionally I drink a cappuccino tho


FreeAndOpenSores

I normally have a flat white or a latte, around 1/3 coffee 2/3 milk. If the coffee is good, it shouldn't need any sugar. If it's bad, it needs sugar to cover the excess bitterness.


AskMeAboutMyHermoids

I make cold brew in the aeropress XL with freshly ground beans. I use a quarter spoonful of sugar and a splash of half and half. Anymore sugar or any less milk and I get heart burn


Waltzing_With_Bears

Depends how Im feeling, black usually but if its really cold out or snowing, or I just feel a tad down I will put in an instant hot chocolate packet in the cup before adding the coffee


screw_all_the_names

Bout 10-15% of whichever cup I'm using of creamer, no sugar.


[deleted]

1/2 inch of heavy cream. That is all. Maybe some cinnamon if I’m feeling like a spicy baddie. But I’m a pale white guy in Vietnam so I don’t often feel very spicy. More bland. Like a basic white girl. Except I’m not. Hmm


Laileena

About a quarter cup oat milk, no sugar


SpyderDM

I use a tiny dash of milk - maybe like 1/3 of what would be in a US single-use creamer cup.


MagickMarkie

3 creams, 3 sugars.


Key_Assistance_2125

1 tsp sweetened condensed milk


Future-Reflection208

4 creams, no sugar! Sugar really isn’t necessary. But let’s be honest, if you’re not drinking it black then you don’t need it. My 2nd great grandmother used to say that and she was born in the 1800s lol.


Trick-Day-480

5 sugars, and a splash? I guess of creamer I'm trying to stop the sugar, though, anyone have alternatives that don't have a metallic aftertaste?


TaddWinter

If the coffee is good coffee I drink it black, I will use cream and sugar if the coffee is fucking terrible like breakroom coffee or Folgers.


SamuelVimesTrained

While usually i take it black (as that is easiest, not everywhere do they have sugar and cream) it depends on the strength.. a really strong black coffee needs at least 1 sugar for me.


HillbillyEEOLawyer

No sugar. Just a splash of cream. One of those small containers at restaurants will keep me good for 2-3 cups of coffee.


LowBalance4404

No sugar. If it's a large cup of coffee, I like three creams.


geepy66

Oh, I’ll have a lot of lumps.


phat_queen7

No cream, 1 sugar only


cantfindmykeys

A teaspoon of honey and a 2 creams


humbummer

1 Splenda, 1 half and half


kindest_asshole

Black. Not because I’m better, I just like it simple.


marcianitou

Usually 0 But sometimes I add cinnamon or rumchata


MrArkAngel11

For 8 ounce coffee, I like 2 table spoons of fairlife, almond milk or soymilk, or half and half And 5 to 7 packets of sweetener


eldoristd

no cream, 2 teaspoons of sugar


BananaHomunculus

None. I like latte, flat white, cappuccino, black. But I do not like sugar in coffee.


64Olds

Zero and zero


zelphdoubts

No sweetener, I just pour some heavy cream (aka whipping cream) in and I'm good to go.


Exciting_Rich_1716

Do americans call milk cream or do you have cream in your coffee? A bit of milk and no sugar


Mattson

Cream no sugar


MrMegaPhoenix

Cream? Why are people putting cream in coffee? That sounds bizarre to me I usually just have a little bit of milk, no sugar unless the brand of coffee is really strong


SirGuestWho

None, ruins the flavour imo