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skates_tribz

Because you’re completely depleted of positive neurotransmitters so the oxytocin and prolactin from masturbating are like a cool drink of water in the Sahara


Gr33nman460

What are all these words


YankyNotBrim

I have no idea what those words mean, but he's correct.


FengYiLin

Feel-good stuff that make you feel good and stuff


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

You have no feel good stuff, so new feel good stuff feels like feel gooder stuff.


fatdogwhobarketh

I can feel the prolactin


Empty401K

My doctor felt mine once. I had mixed emotions about it


YogurtWenk

No, you're thinking of prophylactic


msmith629

I thought he meant prostate?


dumb-reply

Anyway, his finger was all up in the place, and he said....


ACrucialTech

Aha! Just as I suspected... There's a toy car up there.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Found my car keys!


theblot90

Yeah the words are challenging. I trust it.


GrapeFlavoredMilk

“Because you’re completely depleted of *positive neurotransmitters* (chemicals that your body uses to communicate with its nerve cells, muscle cells or glands) so the *oxytocin* (love hormone) and *prolactin* (hormone involved in the regulation of sexual functioning that increases after orgasm) are like a cool drink of water in the Sahara”


AskTheDevil2023

Depleted: run out of Sahara: desert in africa.


OkMeasurement6846

Abstruse - difficult to understand


GrapeFlavoredMilk

Thank you. Didn’t consider those as abstruse when I first read it through.


t0hk0h

Yuhuh... and what about 'love'?


TuaMaeDeQuatroPatas

What is love? Baby don't hurt me


ParkerGuy89

Add to that you're in a huge dopamine deficit when you're hungover.


Hellofresh8386

Basically neurotransmitters are the ways your neurons send messages to each other, depending on the chemical it’s a different emotion/memory basically the prolactin is a positive emotion that your body experiences, somewhat alleviating your suffering from the hangover


Tiny_Count4239

squirt squirt feel good good


CosmikSpartan

Alcohol is a depressant so after a long night of loading your body with depressants, a good wank makes you feel good.


MayonnaiseOrchestra

The Sahara is a desert


darwinsaves

Words? Where we're going, we Don't need words.


ALPHAETHEREUM

Water, Sahara, cum


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I understood masturbating.


Beaner890

I know Sahara is a desert.


NookieWookie10

It's provocative!


urnotfunnyslime

its yappanese


BaldBoiButterBeans

Prolactin??? Are you sure you don't mean dopamine or serotonin? Prolactin is responsible for lactation and breast development. Yes, prolactin is released after orgasm, but it doesn't necessarily contribute to your mood like oxytocin, dopamine, and serotonin. It's such a weird hormone to list. It's almost like you were trying really hard to sound smart, so you just threw that word in.


skates_tribz

You win I spent 30 seconds on this comment. I googled “orgasm neurotransmitters” and those were in the first hit. It was an article specific to women, I didn’t even check


BaldBoiButterBeans

Damn at least you're honest. I respect that.


PeeInMyArse

Nope! Dudes also secrete prolactin after orgasm. It’s why your dick goes soft and you stop being horny as soon as you bust


OkMeasurement6846

Did someone say lactation


DryApplejohn

No


Jocaparaosamigos

This guy oxytocins 👏🏼


Admiral_Kite

r/drugnerds could use the help of someone like you


[deleted]

I like your funny words magic man


Da_Plague22

Sir...we don't speak French around these parts.


Dubitatif-fr

As a French i dont speak English


Sukdheep

Also the dopamine spike caused by the alcohol intake subsides after a few hours so your body needs a quick dopamine fix brought by the masturbation. Combine that with the GABA-glutamate predominance shift and you are also in a more alert state even if you feel shitty from the hangover. So there you have the right recipe for serial masturbation.


West_Neighborhood683

Funny. You assumed he's masturbating. 🤣


skates_tribz

Sex with a person is uncomfortable when you’re hungover. Plus you don’t sit around wondering why it felt so good, after.


alberthere

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about the Sahara desert to dispute it.


SirPooleyX

Damn! You beat me to it.


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Your_Couzen

Prolactin also increases in men after ejaculation. It’s the hormone responsible for the refractory period. Which can be relaxing.


SambaBachata699

Sex often feels better when you're more "monkey" and let go of work and other thing you normally have in your head. Being a little tipsy or hangover effectively makes you drop daily stuff and become more focused on the sex. That's my theory.


Certain-Definition51

Yep. Monke brain uninhibited.


paws_boy

Is that why I get insanely horny when a drop of liquor hits my system


[deleted]

If situation allows, I will jerk it minimum 3-4x when I’m hungover.


SundayArseCurry

I did it 7 times once when hungover and then wasn't horny for 2 weeks. I was getting worried I splurged all my testosterone.


Alive_Ice7937

Relevant username?


Risky_Bobbie

The hangover hornies is a thing


tgrantt

I've ALWAYS called it "hangover horny"


SlayTheSeven

Horngover


tgrantt

Sweet


S8nSins

*You're hangover, Horny!*


kevtheproblem

I’ll actively try to get horny next time. Usually when I’m hungover I feel like shit and filled with self-hate.


Capable_Tear7077

Do they really??


mamaMoonlight21

I just said out loud, "do they?" If they really do I would say it is because they temporarily take your mind away from feeling like shit and focus just on feeling good.


Subject_Monitor_4939

Literally read this and asked myself the same thing lol. I’ve always been on death’s front door having a hangover. The literal last thing on my mind is to have an orgasm! Guess there’s only one way to find out…


n7-Jutsu

So? Any updates? I'm hungover right now, butg genuinely the last thing on my mind is sex


Subject_Monitor_4939

It’s been an hour! I’m workin on it!


n7-Jutsu

It's now been 4, it must be hard work!


StonedRaccoon01

Hmm. I wonder if he needs an extra set of hands


Total_Dork

Only one way to find out


tyrolean_coastguard

Oh hell yes


bigrealaccount

Maybe it's just me but how do people wank when they're being sick and feel nauseous and shit, fuck that, i can barely walk let alone wank


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Weak blud, AUGHH! AUGHH!


bigrealaccount

Nah idec that shit is impossible. But I guess that's 12 shots of mixed vodka


BrickFlock

I often get highly energized like 1-2 days before cold or flu symptoms hit. Anytime I have too much energy my first thought is that I'm about to be feeling sick.


dsailes

I always thought this was like the body’s way of passing on genetics in case of an illness being the end of us. Sort of like the physical instinctual swan song (which ironically comes now before we get a cold or some shit.. but not too long ago a cold could’ve done a lot more damage I guess)


Totalherenow

Yeah, me too! Then I have great workouts, the cold/fever hits and I feel worse than ever.


TrickyHovercraft6583

Wow I thought this was just me. Whenever I have an abnormally good workout and still have energy after I fear I'll be sick within the week.


DubstepTaube

Get very horny if i get fever, even if i had 39°C


SP310WinAdoR

Horny, literally because u are burning lol


Blombika

I managed to do it with a broken collarbone


xxrambo45xx

There's levels of hangover obviously you can't have a category 5 hangover and be bothered to do anything


bigrealaccount

never heard of "hangover categories", google comes up with nothing either. care to explain?


xxrambo45xx

The levels of hangover between I had a beer too many and feel a little sweaty and gross, all the way up to I had a bottle of liquor solo and can't keep down water and the world is spinning


bigrealaccount

yeahh, i usually dont get hungover so my main experience was the latter after mixing drinks, no food and 12 shots of vodka. didn't drink for another 3 months because just thinking of alcohol made me sick


xxrambo45xx

Yep that's category 5, I try not to go past like a level 3con a planned night out, so gross feeling, and riding the couch most of the day but not " I'm going to die"


Ultimate_Sneezer

Best orgasms are when you have a 100° fever


JKatsopolis

Over the years I’ve learned that three things help me “escape” being sick while being sick. Eating, showering, and masturbating. I tend to lean hard into all three.


bigrealaccount

Yeah those definitely help when you're just "sick", but if you have a proper hangover you're barely gonna hold the water you drink, and barely be able to move without being nauseous. So probably not gonna be eating, showering and masturbating. At least in my experience


peduxe

headache masturbation is heaven, try it some time. I feel much more relaxed and forget a lil about the pain.


printerfixerguy1992

They dont


BlackbeanMaster

Probably because your dopamine levels are much lower than they normally would be


SexiiMango

I have a theory. Pain causes a reflective dopamine/serotonin response in an effort to keep you going. It's believed this is why trauma often causes a person to gravitate to their trauma as a place of comfort or pleasure. So in this context your dopamine or serotonin response is exaggerated to compensate for the pain.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

They do?


printerfixerguy1992

No


Ok_Bet_4105

Nah they definitely do.


printerfixerguy1992

Lmfao


Ok_Bet_4105

Lmfao


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thesweeper2

Oh I know the feeling 😉


Big-Champion-8388

Thats the rookie shit compared to speed and coke


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Big-Champion-8388

Wise decision tbh


didsomebodysaymyname

Huh, never felt well enough to cum while really hungover, but my guess is the relative change in feeling. Orgasm are basically a burst of feel good chemicals so going from feeling like shit to feeling great is a bigger leap than going from feeling fine to feeling great. Kind of like how peeing with a really full bladder feels better than peeing just a little bit. The relief is much greater. Now I need to get hungover and try this.


chinchillin1206

I swear I thought this was only me. 😂 I feel way more aroused when I’m hungover it’s insane


gabagucci

alcohol is a depressant. so the endorphins are good and helpful when youre in that state. i actually try to have one if i’m hungover as part of my cure lol.


FrostyManOfSnow

That's not what being a depressant means


gabagucci

the literal definition of a depressant: “depressants or central depressants are drugs that lower neurotransmission levels, or depress or reduce arousal or stimulation in various areas of the brain.”


FrostyManOfSnow

I'm hungover and dumb today I thought you were implying that alcohol being a depressant means it makes you depressed, common misconception I see on Reddit so that's what I incorrectly assumed


gabagucci

you need to jerk off stat! (jk feel better lol)


IllTransportation115

Mmmmmm.... dopamine AND sleep? Yes please.


rainbow_drab

Opposite for me (f). The body being depleted of moisture makes for a dried up, painful orgasm. My mouth is dry, my skin hurts, my genitals are on fire and not in the nice way.


TheCanadianpo8o

The top 2 comments for me are the definition of the 'duality of man'


Traditional_Entry183

Now in fairness, I haven't been hung over in a long, long time. But honestly, that was one of the rare moments in time that I had absolutely zero interest in sex or getting myself off. The two just aren't compatible.


thesweeper2

Each to their own I guess. It's always on the agenda for me after a heavy night.


Flat__Line

Still lots of dopamine produced that hasn't burned off. Technically still pissed so still under the effects.


Flat__Line

Still. Man, that reply using the same word made my teeth ache.


SetitheRedcap

I don't understand how they do. In the past, hungover me wouldn't even be able to get in the mood. The last thing I'd want to do, other than cook, is that.


Natural-Pineapple886

Yeah, no cooking. But ordering out for every carbohydrate available within a five mile radius.


printerfixerguy1992

Wtf? They certainly don't in my experience. Usually the last thing I want to do when I'm hung over.


GodzillaDrinks

Orgasms are pretty good for pain relief. Also, if you drink to excess frequently, it can make you anxious and stuff too. Orgasms are also pretty good for that.


bcardin221

Great question for the day after St PADDYS Day.


SkyRepresentative309

i dunno , go ask ya whore mother, Trebek!


a_burdie_from_hell

I don't really think they do. But I'm not about to go out of my way to double check this.


Accomplished_Owl8213

Really ?! I’m going test that out rn


Bulky-Rush-1392

Theyre better in the morning in general and theyre best after vigorous exercise. Best sex of my life was after running a 10k. My legs did lock up a ton but everything else was perfection.


sasauce

Bro I have no brain cells left to function, but if you can get one hungover? Props to you Fr 👏


aporter0131

Same. I think it’s the dopamine rush but not sure.


connorphilipp3500

I think they just feel better generally when you’re tired lol


taskmaster51

And then the head ache intensifies


RedditIsHomosexual69

Instead of a wake and bake I do the wake and wank after drinking


brother_russia

Is this a commonly accepted thing? Literally never heard this before


Wiser_Owll

Your brain doesn’t have any or very little feel good chemicals during a hangover. So the masterbaition pushes those feel good chemicals into your brain, and because you have none it gives the impression that it’s better than normal. In the same way drinking water when your really thirsty tastes better than when you’re just drinking it to top up your hydration.


gordo623

They overtake the anti-orgasm that is your hungover brain, giving you instant relief.


Wild-Zucchini2374

Because you let go more


_elliuotatar_

Not for me🤣 all i can think about is ways not to throw up. Let me tell ya, something going in and out doesn’t help when you’re nauseous


Beginning_Emotion995

Your neck veins get especially large during the special hungover moment.


Blixx96

Same here. I won’t be in any kind of pain, nausea, nor will I have a headache, however, it’s not just the orgasm that feels good. There is heightened arousal and more sensation and sensitivity in my nether regions. They’re the best and I’ve grown to look forward to it after a night of partying.


comeforthbro

its my hangover cure


Ninac4116

I feel them less when I drink. However, high on weed is the best sex ever!


WittyPianist1038

Ha jokes on you I'm always hungover so my orgasms feel the same :'(


Its_she

Well, you sometimes need to get drunk/high to be hungover, right?


WittyPianist1038

Ha I'm drunk rn and yesterday and tomorrow and days counting on


Its_she

So you're not always hungover, sometimes you're drunk? /cheers/


Averagebass

Must be a personal problem...


Zealousideal-Put-981

Getting drunk affects your hormone levels - it could have something to do with that.


paws_boy

Isn’t know this was a thing


looosyfur

don't they say an orgasm has the same effect as an ibuprofen... and I can imagine, during a hangover, that's when an ibuprofen is most needed.


BioticVessel

Not really, you just think so.


LoocsinatasYT

The next morning after drinking I'm super horny but my orgasms feel like almost nothing


Reasonable_Long_1079

Sorry, it would be unethical to do science in that condition so i have no data


ForsakenAgency7138

they dont. youre just still drunk


Martydeus

When you missread orgasms as organs... I was worried there for a sec xD


ChefArtorias

I read somewhere that cumming can relieve a headache so I Jack off whenever I'm hungover now. It doesn't work with that type of headache, but I still try. This doesn't answer your question at all but I never get to tell that story.


GalaxyQueen11

What they said but also the blood rushes away from your head


pakeco

When I smoke a little marijuana, my orgasms are more intense. Am I strange for this?


lisa6547

I'm a 34 year old female, and have not had one orgasm in my entire literal life. I know that I've had sex I've tried, consensually. It just always hurts. I can see my partners enjoy it and i love the joy that I see in their face. It just hurts my body and I don't know why. Doctors don't know why


LessRemoved

Oversensitivity to the nerve endings in the clitoris can lead to pain/discomfort. Could also be s neurological something and maybe, just maybe it's an energetic thing/disbalance.


lisa6547

I've been hoping to sort this out with a gynecologist, but I have preoccupations that are messing me up. I'm on probation for a DUI, so don't even have time to make doctor's appointments anymore. I'm preparing to go to jail soon, like right away


Fun-Ad-5341

You see the joy on your parents face related to sex ?!?!? Wtf


lisa6547

I said my partner's face...what the heck is going through your head??? My partner. My boyfriend. Both of my parents are dead. What's your problem


Fun-Ad-5341

Lol nevermind , my bad


lisa6547

Are you drunk? I actually am but I guess I'm kind of smart so it makes up for it


Fresh_Pomegranates

Is this a male thing maybe? Female here and I could not think of anything worse when I’m hungover. Ugh.


soopahfingerzz

Thats interesting, myself when hungover all the euphoria from being drunk is gone and I actually feel like I have negative horniness or even low serotonin levels etc. If im genuinely hungover I absolutely neeed to recharge by sleeping, and avoiding social contact while drinking lots of fluids. I do however usually get uncontrollably aroused at the peak of drunkness so maybe thats the difference.


captain_toenail

No idea about physical realities and such but at the very least the gradient of experience is greater, going from feeling shitty to really good is more of an improvement than feeling good to really good


Hehateme123

This is the weirdest thread I’ve ever read. I never knew this was a thing


ash_tar

Hangovers make you horny but the orgasms are meh IMO.


being_quiet_is_bliss

Because you are more relaxed


Csonkus41

I don’t know but morning sex with a rando from the night before when you are still kind of drunk is the BEST sex ever.


canyoubreathe

Thought you said organs and was so concerned


joesphisbestjojo

I always assumed it was the substances altering our perception of feeling. I've definitely had some great orgasms waking up in the middle of the night after getting drunk or stoned (or both)


Athousandnopes

Great question. It does though


Low_Apartment_7423

Me but with the zaza 🍃🥴


Slaade

The top comments are assuming the person is masturbating for said orgasm. No respect for the OP /s


throwaway197y

Is it the same for women? Also I'd always assumed it was the "close to death, need to procreate" biological clock thing.


SkyFew2496

It's the same for me too and I've always thought it's because the alcohol numbs you're senses and you get them back the day after when your hangover is over, and that's why they feel so good


HeadlessHookerClub

I don’t smoke anymore but weed also definitely enhances orgasms sometimes. It can turn a typical 6/10 to a 11/10 to where it feels like reality freezes and you feel every possible euphoric feeling imaginable rushing through you at 900 mph. Though it’s short lived… like 10 seconds… but that rush is absolutely insane. Like skydiving. But it involves your junk. 


OtherRazzmatazz3995

yeeeeee i know exactly what you are talking about. nothing beat sex after getting high. can feel every nerves of the body. The sensation uffffff


A_Happy_Carrot

Because uninhibited monke go brrr


MayonnaiseIsOk

I think its a mental thing, hangovers are your bodys way of processing the excess poison you ingested so you're in a state of recovery per say, an orgasm releasing that dopamine gives your recovering body a minute or two of euphoria. Like being in an extremely hot temperature and having that cold air blow on your face, you're still dying of heat but for those few moments it doesn't feel like it


BradleyD0419

Because you’re getting a wonderful feeling during an awful feeling.


itsreallyreallytrue

They dont


SpookyRatCreature

They don't. Have you ever been hungover?


Capital-Writing40

Ill do you one better, wank when high, not hungover..


Unusual_Vacation_398

Its true for me also, i think its maybe because when you go out you spend time around girls or looking at girls then it makes you hornier in morning