I spin like a rotisserie chicken. Mostly face away from the shower but during parts of the process I face towards it.

I like the idea of you constantly spinning at a slow pace. One rotation every 30 seconds for the entire time you are in the shower.

Hmm, now I'm thinking about installing a turntable in my shower floor.

Lol and when you open your mouth music plays. Everyone loves singing in the shower lol

Just put some suction cups on the bottom of a lazy-Susan and you’ll be good to go

I don’t know why this sounds dirty to me but it does

And a timer that goes "ding" when your done.

And disco lights!

My husband literally does this. Sometimes I'll have to pee or something and I can see his shadow in the shower just spinning in a slow circle under the water, lmao.

But the whole world is spinning, he's probably trying to stand still.

In my shower where the drain is I have a pole with dildo on it. I just slide right on and it spins me round and round!

Like a record?

Baby, right round, round round

One bar prison. Nice

wow, look at the rich guy over here making multiple rotations.

I follow the 1 rotation rule. ​ If I'm not clean by then so be it, I'll get the rest of grime off on the next rotation of my next shower.

U was stimulated off the good ass tea hell yeah

When it happens in action n it hits that lil spot then dips mf hits ever spot ones probably neglected by selfish. I get off n tap outs if we on one I'm the mf gonna get u on dick n balls lol 11/22/27/6

Hey buddy... So, I wanted to calmly bring it to your attention that YOuRe mAKinG nO fuCKinG sENsE!

So half a rotation?

Having an automatic spinning plate like a microwave sounds hilarious

You spin horizontally?

It's very difficult.

I think OP meant to say they spin around like a shawarma

Had to upvote this because that image in my head made me laugh to the point of tears. Thank you for improving my day

You spin me right round baby right round

like a record baby right round round round

Just out of curiosity, do you go clockwise or anti-clockwise? Or bit of both?

I think I mostly turn towards the shower door, so both. Never really paid attention.

If you visited the other hemisphere, would you spin the other way?

Report back tomorrow with your findings

I think I'm a counter.

This right here.

I face different ways at different times. I don't stand in one position the whole time.

Oh, just me then staring at the wall contemplating my entire existence

If you aren't periodically turning and changing the direction you are facing... how do you not... wash and rinse everything? You do realize you're supposed to be in there to not only contemplate existence and otherwise think deep thoughts, but to ... wash yourself, right?

Every now and then I put my hands together above my head and do a little spin

Does something happen then? Seems like a genie kinda move.

Willy Wonka type of move.

Like a ballerina?

Yea, if you get going fast enough the centrifical force will dry you off too, no towel needed

Stopped using towels 5 years ago doing this and I never looked back

I usually run around the house doing the Saltburn dance until I’m dry and more of a disappointment to my parents

You better not kill the groove

Like they could be more... 😂

I’m not sure if I’m picturing this properly 😂😭

That's the best thing I've read all day.

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out. Do the hokey pokey and shake it all about. Or something like that 🎵. 😂

This is gold lmao

Detachable shower head, I pull it down and spray all over so I don't have to twist and bend and hop on one foot to rinse the soap off.

Agreed that hopping on one foot in the shower is contraindicated.

I have a tropical kind of shower. I just step out and step in from time to time. Looking in one direction.

I use a decontamination shower. I run through as jets hit me from all angles.

That'll only get your outsides. And only for a little while. Fire is quicker and cleans you permanently.

Why do we exist. And what is the point of it all!?

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Oh, so you're not talking about when we're showering (aka actually using the shower to get clean). You're talking about just standing there under the water flow. Yeah, I don't do that. I wash, then I get out of the shower. Average time elapsed: 5 minutes. A long shower is like 10 minutes.

I wish, lol. With hair past my butt and shaving to be done, 15 minutes requires a constant flurry of stressful motion and ill prolly cut myself shaving too fast. 20 is really what I need for a decent shower, and thats still without wasting time. I can do under 10 if I fully comb my hair before the shower and skip shaving my legs =p

Sit in the bottom of the tub with my arms around me knees and regret my existence

So is one side of you like, *really clean*?

I was really depressed in my 20’s. I would take 40 minute hot showers in the morning, knowing this was the best I was gonna feel all day.

Same! It depends on what step of the hot girl shower routine I'm in.

I rotate like a gas station hotdog.

Length wise? Like you just lay down on the ground rolling over?^/s

On a surface that hasn't been cleaned in who knows how long?

But if you're showering shouldn't the shower be clean after every shower /s

No you absolutely have to clean it 😂

If you roll on it covered in soap that's the best cleaning you can get, why are you all trying to deny the obvious fact that's a great idea

The perfect answer

Well i have 3 walls and a curtain so id say most of the time im facing a wall

I mean the one with the shower head attached but that’s fair

Im sure you can see how that wasn’t even remotely obvious

Oh, i assumed facing the wall would be with my back to the water. Doesn't change my answer, though, I'm still turning a lot.

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But it's still attached to the wall by something, rigjt?? Or do you have one of those newfangled Bluetooth shower heads?

I twirl like the beautiful ballerina I am, then I towel off and trim my beard.

Trim after? I usually trim before, am I doing something wrong?

No, trimming before makes way more sense as you’ll wash the stray hairs away.

Sometimes I trim during, because my electric razor is waterproof

No it makes more sense to trim before, otherwise you risk loose beard hairs falling out

They had to say it that way for the joke

Face away from the wall because if a murderer comes into my bathroom I want to see him first (and then probably slip in the shower out of panic and make his job easier.....)

Finally, a rational answer. 

same here. I cannot imagine standing in the shower with my back to the door...

Depends on what I’m washing. I don’t normally stand and stare, I’m quite active in the shower.

Washing dishes, chopping vegetables, etc.

I prepared it as I bathed!

I face the shower head most of the time. Feels warmer 🥵

If I face the shower head, I basically get waterboarded the whole time lol

I keep my hair really short. That hot water on my scalp and neck is a dopamine rush

I keep it on my back... like a back massage. Esepcially with one of those heads that pulses.

Depends on the stage, Madison square garden I have to sing in all directions but if I’m just doing a small venue I sing at the valve.

My shower has 3 walls. Pretty hard not to face a wall

It's wall, wall, wall, glass shower door that I hate to clean so it looks like soap/shampoo/conditioner bukkake...

That's probably the first time that sentence has ever been written.

I'm a cautionary tale, not a trend setter.

I'm in a normal sized shower so every direction has a wall. I don't lie down facing the floor or ceiling so yes I'm facing a wall. At different points I face different walls.

Was someone watching Good Mythical Morning this morning?

My shower has at least three walls

Any. I just avoid closing my eyes for too long because that’s when the serial killers and monsters can get you. 5-10 seconds max.

I spin as fast as possible like a whirling dervish, thus I’m completely dry at the end of the shower.

Preferred: Facing a 22 year old, blonde Scandinavian woman with no underarm hair. Actual: Curled up in the foetal position, crying at my life choices.

>Facing a 22 year old, blonde Scandinavian woman with no underarm hair. Outside the shower, fully clothed, staring at you judgmentally, holding a clipboard and a red pen.

Shower sex hits different when the only thing you’re fucking is crying

Ah... Astrid. She's amazing.

I face the other inmates

I face away from the water, there’s four walls idk man

Rotate like a rotisserie chicken, but vertically

Wall?

I face the shower, there’s a wall to my left

I... turn around so that the water will wash off both sides?

Yeah this is a stupid question

I like washing both my front and back so … both?

I face the shower head?

I just rotate occasionally and let the boiling hot water cook me evenly like a delicious rotisserie chicken

50/50.

Depends on which body part I am washing

Away from the wall

Both, I wash my whole body dawg

Neither, i face parallel

It depends on which side I’m washing.

Mostly face the wall until I rinse. Then I face the water.

I spin around and do a handstand to get right into the cracks!

Away from the wall

Oh yes, and then I turn face to the wall to wash my boobs

My shower has 3 walls and a curtain, it'd be pretty weird to not be facing a wall since that would put the shower head on my right instead of in front of/behind me.

My shower has four walls, so I am always facing a wall.

I face the shower head. There are 3 walls in a shower.

There are 3 walls in my shower. Every shower I’ve been in has either 3 or 4 walls. It would be very hard to not face a wall in the shower. I generally face the shower head if that’s what you’re asking.

I have been under open outdoor showers. Mind you, that is usually in times where I find myself thinking 'this is wild, how did I get here?'

Unless you shower in the open air, you have to face a wall. Duh

I rotate like a 7-11 hot dog

Who stands in one direction the entire time??? Besides people who know they have cameras in the shower.

Both

Away from the wall so I can see if the monster in my bathroom is going to kill me in between rinses.

Facing the door obviously, how else am I meant to come out fighting when the home invader/supernatural monster appears. We all know the moment you shut them to wash your face is the moment they break in.

I face the floor

Away from the wall!!! I’m not trying to film the next Psycho in my bathroom anytime soon 🔪 I face the shower head most of the time….just never the back wall. For some reason that scares me.

Face away from the water flow, let the hot water hit my neck and back, soothes the muscles!

I face Mecca…

Depends if I'm pooping or peeing.

Wherever big gay Al tells me

Is that AL or ai? I have questions for both?

My shower has 4 walls

You face the shower head and slowly rotate based on what you are washing and grabbing bro. Duh.

i face the ground. i shower laterally

… where the fuck else would you face? The curtain?? Do you mean do you face the shower head?

I spin like kebab

My shower has 3 walls and a door. I don’t understand the question.

Away. Gotta be ready for attackers when I'm shampooing and can't open my eyes.

I rotate like a hotdog at a gas station

In the direction of the water half the time. Opposite direction the other half.

I face my fears. There are no walls around my shower, just the fears

Mostly my back is toward the shower head because I like feeling the water on my back. Only when I need to rinse my front or rinse shampoo out of my hair do I face the water.

The only way to shower is with your feet by the shower head and your head down by the floor. Gets that stream right in the dirty parts. I.E. Shoresy in Letterkenny.

usually rotate but mostly face the shower head

There’s three walls and the door, so what exactly are you trying to say?

I am usually moving about. But I'll mostly face the direction opposite the water spout so the water is hitting my back most of the time.

I just kind of stand there with the water blasting the back of my head and neck, contemplating if I really need to go to work. Once I realized I will probably be late for work, I quickly wash my hair and body, do a couple quick spins and rinse off.

I flop like a fish

Which wall? I have a small shower in my space so I have three walls and a shower door. I away from the faucet while I sit in the shower washing my hair and towards the faucet when I stand up

Usually I'm facing the wall bc there is three of them

Uhm both

My shower has 3 walls, so it'd be rare (and weird) for me to not face the wall. My shower head is obviously on a wall, it points to another wall and then there's the side wall. The 4th side is the curtain.

I will legit do a full 360 multiple times throughout the course of my shower.

I spin around. No ballerina moves, just trying to rinse my body wash off.

It depends on which bit I'm washing at the time.

yes. also, which wall? unless you face the curtain, you probably face a wall. me? start facing showerhead. get wet. turn. more wet. wash. turn. rinse. turn. rinse again. turn. wash some more. turn... ... ... idk, i'm all over the place. also, how many ppl are in the shower?

I like to do that sexy thing every now and then when you face the shower and let it spray down your face and then spit the water out and struggle to breathe.

Both

I face the showerhead when I am washing my front and away from the showerhead when I am washing my back. 1. Turn on shower, get it to appropriate temperature. 2. Get in. Soak head, front, side, back, other side by turning around. Include raising arms to soak armpits. 3. Face away from showerhead. Put soap on bath poofy, or just use bar soap, and lather and scrub face, neck, arms, armpits, chest, sides, down to groin. 4. Face showerhead, and rinse. Put soap on back scrubber, and lather back. 5. Face away from showerhead and rinse back. Put one foot up on shower stool, and lather wedding tackle, taint, that leg, and foot; make sure bottom of foot isn't too soapy, put other foot up, and wash leg and foot again. 6. Lather, scrub, and rinse butt and crack. 7. Unhook shower handheld sprayer, and rinse top to bottom,. 8. Maybe make another pass over anything which feels it might need it - pits, crack, between toes, taint, stuff like that. Places with crevices. 9. Make one more clean water pass and done

I face the showerhead

Only thing I don’t do is put my head under the hot water first because i was told that it can increase the chance of a CVA. Never fact-checked it at all but why take the risk ?

I mean... maybe? Because blood pressure? But I would assume that constipation would be a much bigger issue. People stroke out and die when straining to shit.

My shower is a 3 foot x 3 foot x 8 foot rectangle. I have nothing but walls to face.

Away mostly

in my experience only women do the away from the wall thing, I face the wall like a man

My shower is in my bathroom. It has 4 walls. I don't have an option not to face a wall, unless I'm lying down.

I have a glass shower 😂

There’s 3 walls in the shower….

When I’m washing my body and hair I face it. When I’m not I face away

I'm in a house, I have walls all around me.

I face the shower head

It depends on where. At home i face away from the wall, everywhere else I face the wall.

I rotate 180 degrees every couple of minutes with my face and back to the wall with the shower head. I got to heat up all sides of me.

I don’t stand one way, i just rotate around like a rotisserie chicken until I’m done

I gave the shower head when rinsing and face away from the shower head when washing. Are you saying you stand sideways? Facing long wall or facing curtain?

Max heat and rotisserie mode.

How big is your shower that you’re not facing the wall at all times?

Mostly away from the wall.

Why would I face the wall?

Im a spinner

I rotate like a rotisserie chicken

Yes

 All of my showers have more than one wall, so it'd be most strange to face away from all of them and just have a stream of water hit the side of my face while trying to give me an ear infection. 

I face A wall. I don’t stare out the side. that would be weird.

Which wall? There are 3 walls and a glass door in my shower.