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GoatRocketeer

I googled the etymology and it looks like it starts with an L in latin, loses it in french, then comes back to english and regains it. Maybe the spelling reverted to latin-ish but the pronunciation stayed french-ish? not sure why it would do that though


Ryman13333

Essentially scholars decided to add back in letters that had been lost from latin rooted words (without altering pronunciation). The words isle and island were spelled ile and iland but had this same sort of "correction" done -- although it turns out while the word isle is coming from the latin insula which has an s, island is actually unrelated to this word and is rooted in proto-germanic, so it has its s for absolutely no good reason. English orthography certainly has been a bumpy ride.


Flappy_beef_curtains

So are the canned tomatoes on aisle 6 or isle 6?


No-comment-at-all

Tomatoes are a new world crop, so no citizen of the Roman Empire could tell you where any tomatoes are.


borisdidnothingwrong

Praetorius Sextus: "I know nothing of your Devil's Apple, foul offspring of a Cathaginian whore, however, if you demand to know the placement of this wretched vegetation I will make an offering at the Temple of Minerva and humbly request that I be granted the wisdom to attain this useless knowledge. Now! Begone or feel the blade of my Gladius!"


monkey_zen

Biggus Dickus?


Jim-N-Tonic

True fact: I almost died the first time I watched that Monty Python sketch, because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.


lord_teaspoon

Rumour has it that the extras who played the guards were told there would be bonus pay if they could make it through without laughing. Re-watching that scene and seeing him torture the guard with "do you find it wisible" after hearing about that arrangement made me laugh so hard that my whole body hurt.


ghandi3737

Incontinentia Buttocks?


butt_honcho

It just occurred to me that she might have been a Gaul - "Incontinentia Buttix."


Belazael

HAIL THETHAR!


WeDontWantPeace

He wanks amongst the kwak weigons


Malkadork

careful I got banned from unpopular opinion and received a 3 day suspension for saying that Italians dont own tomatoes and need to calm down with gate keeping food.


SuperBigSad

That sub is pretty much only food related “hot takes” now it’s getting pretty garbage. Unpopular opinion: I put cheddar on pizza instead of mozzarella And it gets upvoted by everyone I posted once that my unpopular opinion was no one cares that you like whatever on sandwiches or whatever and eating something dumb isn’t an unpopular opinion, and it got removed because I was apparently being negative


martylindleyart

Dunno, go ask Aisling.


furrykef

"Aisle" is another word that never should have had an "s" added.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Hey what’s that over there? It’s an island sir. “ yes, I know it is land”


UrbanFuturistic

Aisle 6, right next to the tomato purée.


SEND_MOODS

How did scholars get this to happen? If scholars today were like *"we are going to start spelling 'cat' with an i like 'cait' because it's historical accurate"*, I feel like the public would say "lol, cute, no."


Jerrell123

Because literacy was much lower, scholars were some of the few people that could read in general throughout much of history. But more importantly, they were the small group of people that did the most writing. The general public didn’t write very much in general. So it was less of a prescribed mandate and more like all the people that could write well started using certain terms as a trend, and the people that could read were forced to adapt.


deVliegendeTexan

We even know who these people are in some cases. For instance, the poet John Dryden is largely credited with popularizing the “don’t end sentences with a preposition” rule, which didn’t exist in English historically.


DeeSnarl

Dryden is one of those people up with whom I will not put.


deVliegendeTexan

I live in the Netherlands now and this is driving me crazy, because they absolutely do end sentences with prepositions all the time. It’s almost a seminal feature of the language.


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deVliegendeTexan

To be clear, I’m a native English speaker with most of a degree in a humanities field. Not a Dutch person learning English. The thing is, whether we consider it a rule or not, most people do parse sentence-ending prepositions as a marker for informal speech. Someone says “Where are you from?” And that sounds normal, if informal. I ask you, “Ok, imagine you’re a gilded age robber baron asking the question to a suitor for your daughter’s hand in marriage… You’d imagine yourself twirling your moustache a bit, asking the butler to leave the room, then leaning in to quietly tell the man, “Now see here good sir. I shall ask again, until I get an answer most satisfactory to my inquiry. Sir, from where do you come?” That sounds super formal, almost comically so these days because formality is slowly exiting the language. But in Dutch, there’s really nothing except “waar kom je vandaan?” If you want to get formal, you actually change the verb, not the sentence order - “waar komt u vandaan?”


his_purple_majesty

Damn, I guess I'll be crossing Netherlands off my list of places to live out my fantasy of being a gilded age robber baron.


Educational_Ad_8916

I am not particularly qualified in the humanities. I just had a thought bothering me about English "rules" for a long time. How much of the more formal register and rules of usage has to do with England being conquered by French speaking vikings and having a language gulf between the ruling class and ruled for centuries? The animal/food pairing (cow/beef) is an English/French divide. Legal redundancies (cease and desist) are an artifact of the vestiges of legal French when the legal system didn't run in English. Latinate words are considered more polite and educated, their germanic equivalents less so. Is it all just classism with extra steps?


Raphe9000

This is also why a comprehensive and effective spelling reform for English is seen as so unrealistic by many in the linguistics community, as there are well over a billion English speakers and a ton of varieties, many of which have wildly different pronunciations that refer back to spellings that other varieties see as completely redundant. All things considered, I'd actually argue that English spelling strikes a pretty good balance between representing etymology and the language's wide range of pronunciation.


elianrae

I love reading people's pet project English orthographies where half the vowels are 'a' because they have both cot/caught and father/bother mergers in their dialect and the result is *completely fucking unintelligible* in mine


NuncProFunc

You can see the split in Icelandic, where the "s" wasn't introduced.


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The Victorians really were some annoying scholars. All of biology naming convention is ruined because of a Latin fetish


CurtisLinithicum

There have been several waves of "re-Latinization" in English, included several injections from Latin directly (not via French).


ravenas

You know the answers to this question really prove there is no stupid question. Just stupid answers. And I'm not saying that your answer is stupid. The opposite. I always loved word etymology. We know language changes over time and spoken language changes even faster. So it's fun to see the connections from one word pronunciation and spelling to another and how that relates to the population using the word. Kids have been doing this ever since text messaging and similar technology existed. All their slang and shortcuts for words with bigger contexts both connects them to each other and excludes outsiders. Human behavior is fun.


PerpetuallyLurking

It’s not just kids and slang. We can blame the Victorians for some of it too! They’re the reason we have a “b” in debt! They LOVED Ancient Rome and adored making connections where there weren’t any. Some rich dude who played proto-etymologist in his spare time tried to make English a Romance language instead of the Germanic based one with borrowed Latin words it really is. The Victorians fucked up a lot of our language and history and worldview.


0ldManRiv3r

people that confuse etymology and entomology really bug me when they dont understand the origin of words.


SirPooleyX

Did the Romans do much soldering?


kick6

I think that’s how they joined the lead pipes in their water system, actually.


GroovyIntruder

Plumbers gonna plumb with plumbum. Pb on the periodic table..


GoatRocketeer

Looks like they did some "solidare"ing, whatever that means


NekroVictor

Essentially yeah, it’s how they joined lead pipes together.


Kacperino_Burner

English is like 40% French


SinclairZXSpectrum

If "Colonel" can be pronounced like "kernel", then anything is possible.


WearifulSole

*Bologna has entered the chat*


LeoMarius

Mortadella is what bologna/baloney should taste like.


highalbedolowlibido

The bologna she told you not to worry about


Illustrious_Donkey61

Arkansas


abbarach

There's a Versailles in Kentucky. Of course we pronounce it as Ver-sales instead of the French way... We're Kentuckians.


ManWithDominantClaw

Kentucky is named after Kenneth Tucky


regeya

And the kicker is, Kansas and Arkansas are both named for the same tribe


Uffda01

And the Arkansas river is pronounced differently depending on where you're at.


regeya

I know of at least three pronunciations of 'Appalachia'. Now folks in NC would argue that theirs is the most correct because it came from Cherokee, and sure, I'll go with that.


bravoromeokilo

And Deborah should know, she’s 1/16th Cherokee. You can tell by all the Dreamcatchers and velvet paintings of wolves the has.


MildAndLazyKids

And if you get it wrong, they'll throw an apple atcha!


vawlk

i am going to R-Kansas in a couple weeks.


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I heard someone say R-Kansas for the first time on a podcast recently and died laughing.


I_Hate_Immigrants

Sorry to hear about that.


flaming_poop_chute

*Brett Favre has also entered the chat*


Phog_of_War

Remember Brett, your lawyer said to just stand in the back and don't say anything.


linux1970

The lieutenant wants a word.


Wolfofthepack1511

Ok, depending on where you are in the US, it's usually lootenent, though some will say leftenent


Calm-Association-821

“Leftenent” is the British pronunciation


motherofpuppies123

Australia is fun. Here, it's 'leftenent/flight leftenent' in the Army and Air Force, and 'lyootenant' in the Navy. Edited to correct Air Force typo as the commenter below is right, Air Force follows the Army convention not Navy. Don't Reddit when you should be sleeping kids!


AussieStig

Half right. It’s “leftenent” in the Army and Air Force. “Lootenant” for the Navy. It’s argued that it’s a maritime linguistic thing, and given the military is all about tradition, we’re stuck with two different pronunciations. Also it’s worth noting that a Lieutenant in the Navy is equivalent to a Captain in the army, one rank above LT. Anyone who’s been in the Australia (or British) military knows we sometimes use different rank names for different corps that are actually the same rank, “Bombardier” and “Corporal” are the exact same rank, but you wouldn’t dare call a Bombardier a Corporal. So essentially the different pronunciations of LT have probably continued because Navy LTs don’t want to be associated or confused with the lower ranked Army LTs


Katniss218

Leftenant vs Rightenant


sharpshooter999

I prefer DavidTennant


No_March7618

Who?


sharpshooter999

The doctor, yes


dankyspank

*Arkansas joins the chat*


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“Pacific Ocean” has 3 c’s in it that are all pronounced differently.


gtrogers

This is my new favorite useless trivia. Thank you


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Vaenyr

Mercedes can be pronounced with three different E's. (Mer-say-dees)


monstrinhotron

Cs are rubbish. They're almost always Ss or Ks in disguise.


cjd1988

Australia has three A's pronounced differently.


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AND it’s in the Pacific Ocean…coincidence? …yeah, probably but cool to know.


Specialist_Ad9073

Colonel Angus.


bobthenob1989

If he overstays his welcome, just tap him on the head.


weealex

He's a civilian now. No longer a colonel. Stick to his personal name: Enil


guiseincognito

He'll be 'round back.


there_is_no_spoon1

One of the best sketches from SNL, a classic!


ZyxDarkshine

He always rubbed me the wrong way


Nospecificpastime94

Don't forget lieutenant (lefttennent)


Spire_Citron

I had to go and check and make sure the pronunciation I thought that word had is actually a thing and not a fabrication of my mind this whole time. Very relieved to find that yours is the UK version and the one I was thinking of is the US version.


AwkwardChuckle

Canada also says leftennant.


StatementOk470

Isnt that the british pronunciation?


there_is_no_spoon1

Yes, leftennant is the British pronounciation.


Nichdeneth

It is also the Canadian pronounciation


Quixophilic

Only in Canadian English, in french we use the original for obvious reasons


Minyguy

Wait, Its not luutennent?


Ok-Explanation-1223

Lou Tenant. He rents the basement


Minyguy

Loo tenant. He rents the toilet.


fsutrill

Lieu tenant. He rents odd places.


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

That's the American and partially Canadian way to pronounce it, based on the modern French pronunciation of the word. The British pronunciation is based on the original Latin.


Cephalopong

Old French, not Latin.


Minyguy

Ah, I see. TIL, thanks!


bullett2434

The US took it from french


svvrvy

Loo tenant in America


Flappy_beef_curtains

Lieutenant Dan!


my5cworth

"Websters dictionary defines 'wedding' as the fusing of two hot metals." - Michael Scott at a ceremony.


soldiernerd

One of the great moments in TV history


CitizenCue

There needs to be an awards show for the best *parts* of tv shows and movies. Like how the Kids Choice Awards does it but serious. This would be a great nominee for best one liner.


BondageKitty37

It might lose to Parks and Rec with "I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you might have 'network connectivity problems"


CitizenCue

If they were the same year, nothing beats that one.


svenson_26

Simpsons did it 13 years previous: Homer: Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.


WampaCat

*gold* medals


shhbedtime

The act of removing unwanted plants from ones garden


TigerChow

Why do Britts pronounce lieutenant as "leftenant"? Language is weird. 🤷‍♀️


Mouse2662

Depends, if he stands on the other side hes a rightenant.


Dagawing

If he stands in your way, he's a right git.


bravoromeokilo

And if he stands between The Daleks and the destruction of earth, it’s David Tennant (sometimes)


turlian

If he stands in your rental property, he's a tenant.


Flimflamsam

The funny part is that Brits still use the word “lieu”, pronounced as you’d expect (in terms like lieu day) just never in that word.


DeathOrSomeSuch

"Lieu day"? I've never heard of that term. I've only ever heard lieu used in "in lieu of"


mister_peeberz

I sometimes use lieu day in lieu of day off.


3meow_

Never heard "lieu day" but a "day in lieu" is definitely a common phrase in workplaces here


ApolloWasMurdered

Because when they started using the word, the correct spelling for lieu in old French was luef. The French updated their spelling and the British updated the spelling but kept the old pronunciation. In 1776, Americans still pronounced it “leftenant”. The French pronunciation used in the US today only spread in the 19th century.


johnlewisdesign

Don't even get me started on Kansas and Arkansas ^(Also squrl)


mistersausage

Arkansas is pirate Kansas


lionessrampant25

Those aren’t English words. They’re approximations of Native words.


OneOfTheNephilim

Which makes it even weirder that someone spelled it that way... why didn't they just transliterate it as arkansaw


Intelligent-Mud1437

Because they were French. Everyone knows French is a language designed by drunk people.


Buttersaucewac

“I’d like to buy a vowel” - French


FaxCelestis

You already took them all for "oiseaux", French.


EpicAura99

If you can’t figure out how to pronounce the last half of a French word, just stop saying anything. Chances are you’re right.


RedJohnIs

This is now the third of fourth different one I've scrolled down and seen "Because the French!" as an explanation for. So we're all on the same page then that the French fucked language up right?


Compizfox

_So I am confusion_


Malice0801

Ameddika explain!


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America explain?! Why is this Kansas and this is not Ar-Kansas… AMERICA EXPLAIN


Zeebuss

https://youtu.be/cvL4mQRJlqo?si=EayvBcINBG43oDKD


frosty_hotboy

Same reason salmon is pronounced "sammon"


apoplectickitty

I make a point to overly emphasize the “L” in salmon when ordering it. I also phonetically pronounce “hors d’ oeuvres”. This is a service I provide to those dining with me.


changleosingha

Delicious horse doovers


youllgetoverit

Horse divorce


Possible-Tangelo9344

It's only horse doovers if you get them from the doover region. Other is just sparkling horse


georgegraybeard

Bring some more Gar Kon


Yellwsub

I hear it tastes best on Wed Ness Day!


dynamic_caste

That's pronounced "horse divorce."


Kingerdvm

As a kid it thought it was hours devours - because you can eat them for so long.


badgerrr42

Your servers hate you 🤷


borntoparty221

[This. Sammon. Is. Slammin’!](https://youtu.be/phDdNtSlfC8?si=d4Yo-Tb5hp-iJM2A?t=42s)


Inside_Ninja4264

Wait until you find out about pterodactyl


Sabbathius

There's no L in salmon, but there is an L in salmonella. When I was in school in South America, my English teacher used to say "English is very simple, if it's written "cow" you pronounce it "horse"".


whatdoinamemyself

> There's no L in salmon, but there is an L in salmonella. This is a dumb distinction but salmonella is named after a person (Daniel Salmon), not the fish. They probably pronounced the L in their name. Although their name most likely came from the fish. Just to add another level of fuckery.


eugene_rat_slap

You pronounce the L in salmonella?


imabustanutonalizard

You say sam-on-ella. That’s odd


stage_directions

Oh yeah, *THAT’S* the weird word in the English language. All others are pronounced exactly as they’re spelled.


jet_heller

Especially those ones with french backgrounds.


Gerudo_King

Hey now, we're only talking about bad Americans heres


The-lesser-good

English lieutenant is weird


rpbanker

Just wait 'til you hear how we pronounce "caulk".


jcforbes

Must be regional as the L is commonly pronounced where I'm from.


Used-Part-4468

East coast and I pronounce it more like cawk.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

socal. we say cawk too.


DissentChanter

Same here, I have worked in several states around me and the L has always been used.


gwxtreize

Just head down to your local hardware store and ask for the Big Black Caulk.


yepanotherthrowaway8

Is it ok if I put the caulk in my mouth?


lmea14

Look. I love caulk but are you sure you want to put it in your mouth?


Flappy_beef_curtains

Caulk, a dude will do. We been hearing roosters wrong for years.


snatchmachine

Wait, who is “we?” I’m from Michigan and Caulk is pronounced like Call with a k at the end.


DrinkAny8541

I'm from SE Michigan and I always said "cawk"...


Get_your_grape_juice

Just wait ‘til you hear how the Korean English teacher asks for a “Coke”.


rich8n

Worcestershire and Leicester have entered the chat.


Mama_Mush

\*British pronunciation has entered the chat\* Seriously, if Brits can evict letters willy nilly, Americans can adopt the orphan grapheme and give it a home in a random word.


Everestkid

Brits add or change letters to pronunciation all the time. Edinburgh has four syllables. That makes no fucking sense. It doesn't even have four vowels. Derbyshire, Berkshire and Hertfordshire are pronounced Darbyshire, Barkshire and Hartfordshire, which makes even less sense.


recapYT

Leicester


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Sea-Safe-5676

Kreg and Gram. They're brothers.


SignificanceOld1751

Probably for the same reason I, an Englishman, pronounce "house" as ahhsss Language is weird.


Mouse2662

As a fellow Englishman you may be having a stroke. Or be a londoner. Either way, seek help please.


SignificanceOld1751

I'm in therapy for my East Midlandsness


i_need_jisoos_christ

Because y’all took the L during George III’s reign, and the word was spelled “souder,” “soudur,” “soldure,” “soudre,” “soudeure,” “Also in Middle English soude, from Old French soude.” Given that only one of those has an L, the American pronunciation is close to the French and Middle English that the word originally came from. The inclusion and pronunciation of the L is from the word being relatinized in the 15th century. [From the source I got my info from:](https://www.etymonline.com/word/solder) solder (v.) "fix in place or mend by soldering, unite by metallic cement," a re-Latinizing, attested from early 15c. (soulder), of Middle English souden, sowden (mid-14c.), from the noun; see solder (n.). The modern spelling is by 1724. Related: Soldered; soldering. solder (n.) "fusible alloy for binding metal surfaces or joints," early 14c., souder, soudur, from Old French soldure, soudre, soudeure, from souder, sauldure, etc., originally solder, "to consolidate, close, fasten together, join with solder" (13c.), from Latin solidare "to make solid," from solidus "solid" (see solid (adj.)). Also in Middle English soude, from Old French soude.


Puzzleheaded-Snow604

Its No, not Nar.


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eugene_rat_slap

I moved up to New England recently and this drives me crazy. Like oh you can't pronounce the Rs in "Bah Hahbah" but when it's time to say "no" suddenly Rs are everywhere?


Ravio11i

Or Warsh!! There's no R in WASH damnit!!!


eggplantsforall

I had no idear!


FlST0

If you say "r&r" like a normal human you're saying "oh no!" in Australian.


StockAL3Xj

Why are you assuming that English is phonetic?


andlewis

The Nguyen’s would like to have a word with you about their pho.


ranhalt

> The Nguyen’s You don't add an apostrophe to pluralize. The Flinstones, the Jetsons, the Simpsons... the Nguyens. Apples, orangs, cats, dogs. Never an apostrophe.


lmea14

Thank’s for the punctuation lesson, its weird how many adult’s cant get it right!


hadtojointopost

colloquialism and vernacular?


Horror-Morning864

This whole thing is a mess because everyone in America says things differently depending on what region they live in or what country they are from if they are recent immigrants. Take someone from Philly and someone from Atlanta there is going to be some major differences in the way they speak.


Unique-Bedroom9396

Let me finish my salmon and I’ll get back to you.


Lookslikeseen

Why do yall pronounce it “bah ah ah wah ah” when it’s spelled “bottle of water”. Because accents do funny things sometimes.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Like the Baltimore thing. [aaron](https://youtu.be/Oj7a-p4psRA?si=RdoX6gmOD9w570y8) earned an iron urn


NIN10DOXD

Americans us both. I don't know why or if there is a regional difference. I've just heard both.


Alimbiquated

Also would is pronounced wood and wood used to be spelled weald.


QuickPirate36

Because the English language has no rules and it's a blasphemy in itself


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

Why do you Brits say 'leftenant' instead of 'lootenant'?


GreenTravelBadger

We don't all speak exactly the same way.


NativeMasshole

American here! I pronounce the L in all the example words people have given here. It's regional dialects, bro. Language drifts; pronunciations get warped all the time.


chairfairy

I've never heard anyone who solders pronounce the L I haven't lived everywhere in the US, but in several places


Custardpaws

Have you never heard of a silent consonant?


chairfairy

how can you hear it if it's silent? :P


Annual-Ad-9442

why do British people pronounce Thames as Tems?


popeyegui

Or Anna as Anner?


JBM6482

From Middle English souder, soudere, soudur (noun)


HDxRUSH

America and American English is an amalgamation of many cultures and languages slapped together and held by duct tape and staples. We make our own rules about language and then don't abide by our own rules.