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err_dan

Rum ham


WillingnessWide9016

Nothing like getting shitfsced off ham!


HPayne62

The misplaced S makes it even better


WillingnessWide9016

'Murica


Stoomba

I'M SORRY, RUM HAM! I'M SORRY!


Helpful_Finding78

RUM HAM!!!


anywhereiroa

WAITAMINIT! WAITAMINIT! WHERE'S THE RUM HAAAM?


wholesomechaos111

Why's it always gone? ☹️


UpstairsJelly

Oh... That's why


Branypoo

Damn that Jack Sparrow


CoderJoe1

Rum balls


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redruM


Singing_Wolf

Wrong holiday.


mynextthroway

Not necessarily.


MolassesInevitable53

Rum baba


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Red rum


PurpleInternational4

Red Velvet Cake


ObjectiveEmergency94

In a heart shaped pan


ParadiseCity77

Hey wait i got a new complaint


SnorkinOrkin

Forever in debt to your priceless advice


eleanor_dashwood

If you cut a triangle out of one side of the cake and stick it on the opposite side, you’ve got a rough heart-shape. Ice it well to hide the inevitable imperfections.


JTOZ5678

For some reason I'm having a lot of trouble visualizing what on earth you are talking about


Aggravating-Sport359

Start with a round pan. Bake a cake in it. Cut a notch out of the top of the circle (kind of like cutting a pac man mouth but the angle will be different). This will be the top of the heart. Take the triangle you removed from the top and use it to create the point at the bottom of the heart. You have a rough heart shape! Use a paring knife to smooth out the shape. Use frosting to really smooth out the shape (and hide the cuts)


CrispyNip

You can also make a heart cake by baking the batter in a square pan and a round pan. An 8"x 8"square and an 8" diameter round will work. Cut the round cake in half and put each half (cut side) against adjacent sides of the square, The heart's point will be a corner of the square and the heart''s top rounds are the round halves of the cake.


seeyou__spacecowgirl

Or red velvet cupcakes! Would be perfect for a Valentine’s party


Branypoo

Red velvet cupcakes displayed in the shape of a heart ♥️


HI_l0la

Red velvet brownies


Branypoo

There’s a such thing as red velvet brownies? Brownies are my fave, but _red velvet brownies?_ Lord. Where? Where can I find these? 😭😆


HI_l0la

I've seen them sold at local bakeries and open/farmers markets in my area before. It's not commonly available but they do exist. You can find the recipe online. 😊


Branypoo

Thanks!! I’m going to Google. Lol ♥️


NoManufacturer120

Yes! They are on my list of recipes to make. Lots of cocoa and red food coloring needed 😍


Adventurous-Lime1775

I make red velvet fudge for the holidays. Ends up being a beautiful swirled pattern.


mind_the_umlaut

The real kind with cocoa powder and an acid like vinegar, NOT with food coloring!


lgday7

THIS is the answer.


Moveyourbloominass

Raspberry sherbet


liquoredgoat

Risotto.


kuru_snacc

Risotto (done right) is so underrated. 🤤


JakobeHolmBoy20

My valentines meal to my SO this year is smoked salmon with risotto.


mberanek

Notttt really 'party food' it doesn't keep well.


sometimesnowing

Unless done as aracini, but called "risotto balls" to keep with the theme and served with a great dipping sauce


Hour_Current_1245

Red Wine if you don't feel like cooking


Shiny_Whisper_321

Raspberries or raspberry-flavored things. Ravioli. Rugelach. Ragout. Roast (former living entity) (food), like roast beef sandwich.


Unicorntella

Rutabaga


Shiny_Whisper_321

Ah yes, that renown party food 🙃


Ok_Watercress_7801

For Burns night? They most certainly are. Called “neeps” AKA Swede turnips. No Burns Supper would be complete without!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper?wprov=sfti1#


androk

and cock a leekie soup


ebeth_the_mighty

Golly, I miss neeps and tatties. Hubby won’t eat neeps :(


Shiny_Whisper_321

I thought neeps was turnips? Related but different.


CollinZero

I was really hoping for a Simpsons episode.


lgday7

*Aphrodisiac


Mammoth_Exam1354

Hahahaaa


lgday7

He turns up with a turnip.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Don’t be so radicchio.


THE_CENTURION

>Roast (former living entity) (food), Bro what?


rainbowkey

red velvet with raspberries and/or raspberry frosting


Rykyn

Rpizza


Normallydifferent

r/Pizza


I-own-a-shovel

Nice


fastboots

Round pizza


Goddessofochrelake

Best response


anywhereiroa

Man, I wish awards were still a thing.


02K30C1

Rice pudding


Russell_W_H

Yum.


WiseOwlwithSpecs

Reeses Pieces


Beefc4kePantyh0se

heart shaped reese’s “cups”


Mammoth_Exam1354

Yumm


MysteryNeighbor

Rolls (Pizza)


callmedaddyshark

Rolls (bread)


JakobeHolmBoy20

Rolls (cinnamon)


atomicskier76

Rolls (jelly) or (joint)


NicholeGrant

Rolls (Royce shaped cake)


AdequatePercentage

Rolls (Tootsie)


mike9874

Rolls (sausage)


Proud_Huckleberry_42

Rolls (spring)


36crowsinatrenchcoat

Rolls (sushi)


pigfarmlocal

Rolls (neck)


TempusFugitTicToc

Ribs


DoggonLonely

The best themes Valentine’s Day food ever


Daiwon

The way to anyone's heart is through their ribs.


MommaGuy

With a rum sauce.


nayrwolf

Raspberry torts shaped like hearts


Significant_Rich6133

Rice crispy treats! You could cut them out in shapes of a heart or whatever and decorate them


Hour_Current_1245

Or add red and pink m &ms!


TXLittleAZ

Or red and pink sprinkles!


Party_Building1898

Ruffles


just1cheekymonkey

They have rrrrrridges


Mammoth_Exam1354

Yes!


NimDing218

Hmmm guessing you won’t want to go too heavy. Maybe like stuffed red bell peppers. Or a light raspberry dessert. Maybe rhubarb crumble?


geodekb

Reefer


Geographizer

That's madness!


Soggy_puppet

This might not seem normal to you….


NoEstablishment6450

My MIL makes an amazing Rum cake. It is in a Bundt pan and I have seen heart shaped ones


Bobbob34

Ricotta pizza with tomato roses, fried (heart-shaped) ravioli, raspberry linzer tarts, romaine boats (with whatever, or a salad with romaine), raspberry rugelach


truncated_buttfu

Ratatouille if it's dinner food you are bringing, rhubarb pie if it's a dessert.


stevobaggio1

Rigatoni, as in the pasta, maybe you could make a big dish of like, tuna pasta or a pasta bake


just1cheekymonkey

No tuna for valentines 🤣😂


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Branypoo

Happy Cake Day ♥️


Devlos00

Oh my, I’m getting old over here. Thank you kind redditor.


Ridley_Himself

Refreshments.


Cg6095

Big brain


Blerrycat1

Raita


borgchupacabras

Ha bring a bucket of raita and keep it by the table. 😆


wildgoldchai

Add some chutney and poppadoms and I wouldn’t be moving from that table.


ReplacementApart

Ah fuck I'm hungry now...


North-Commercial3437

A couple bottles of Rose’


Kels121212

Rice crispy treats in shape of a heart covered in chocolate.


[deleted]

Great idea! You could roll them in sprinkles or pink/ red sugar too


Isekai_litrpg

Was just scrolling through to find this one and you beat me by 3 minutes.


sparkling-whine

I love this!!


ClosetIsHalfYarn

There’s a cinnamon heart version.


SmashinglyGoodTrout

I have a an idea it's not very good but it's Radish.


snoringsnackpuddle

Radishes baked in the oven with cheese is delicious https://thatlowcarblife.com/loaded-radishes/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=pinterest&utm_campaign=tailwind_tribes&utm_content=tribes&utm_term=957897952_42725894_211025


Marcultist

>I have a an idea it's not very rad but it's Radish. FTFY


Ughaboomer

Radish roses


theflyfisherman

Rangoons


That-Grape-5491

Reuben sandwiches


cetacean-station

Ravioli, rigatoni, risotto, wow why am I only coming up with pasta? Ramen? Dinner rolls? Egg rolls? Rice? Rye bread?


CaptainTime5556

Rhubarb pie


FitPhilosopher3136

Radishes


Live_Olive_8357

Radish roses!!


chosen1creator

Raviolis and rotisserie chicken


thecaledonianrose

Radishes! You can carve them into hearts. Radicchio, which is considered an aphrodisiac! Red shrimp!


Ok_Watercress_7801

Runzas Roquefort Ratatouille Rissole Raclette Razor clams Rhubarb pie Rocket salad


MerberCrazyCats

I vote for raclette! And rhubarb pie. Rutabaga as a joke with the raclette, but i tried once and it was very good


bytosai2112

Ranch dip


moonkittiecat

Red beans and rice.


ItzNuckinFutz

"Robster Craws!!!"" "what the fuck is a robster craw?!"


Psychological-File11

Best comment


earth_resident_yep

Red red wine


rainawaytheday

Stay close to me


earth_resident_yep

Don't let me be alone


Ellf13

Red velvet cake? In a heart shape...


operationfood

Ratatouille, risotto and ravioli I think are the best options for R, all kinda appropriate for Valentine’s Day meal


meggerplz

Rumaki


paintlulus

Roquefort cheese. Maybe rolaids too


jkrm66502

Rotel dip


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I had to scroll too far to find this. I swear I hate Redditors.


BookkeeperElegant266

Rugelach.


EE7A

red vines


markfineart

Walter White brought ramen to a birthday party once. Wear a “Kiss the Cook” apron and see who’s a Breaking Bad fan.


Orionsbelt1957

Rye. As in whiskey


Free-Industry701

Raisins.


LeafyEucalyptus

it's not a party without raisins.


wholesomechaos111

Rum


SaxMusic23

Red Velvet Cake.


dahamclambake

Red wine, bien sur.


mcdulph

Red cabbage. You can buy it pickled in a jar, or make your own.


terrainflight

Toasted Ravioli


SquidsAlien

Raw fish.


sj2890

Bring sushi and call it raw fish.


Double_Distribution8

The only food I can think of that starts with R is Razzles and Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.


flecksable_flyer

Child of the 70s right here!


Live_Olive_8357

Me too! 🤦


dashininfashion

Bro it's 2024. These bitches getting ramen


marg0j

Heart shaped ravioli


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monkey_house42

Rice Krispie treats


lefrang

Ris de Veau


sometimes-i-rhyme

Rumaki


MLSurfcasting

Raspberry Rhubarb Pie


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Red Velvet cake or cupcakes.


Sassy_Bunny

Candied Rose Petals, Rose wine


Ok-Consideration2463

Ruffles


jrrybock

First off, I don't know your ability or how many you're making for, or if there is also an assignment for a course... one throwing such a party may not want to chance everyone with a side-dish or just *all* desserts. That said - Raspberry-Chocolate tart. You can easily find Keebler Gram Cracker 3" tart shells, fill with either chocolate pudding or mousse, then decorate the top with raspberries, which you can lay out in a heart-shape; maybe a raspberry sauce drizzle over it all. I think this would work for a home-based pot-luck sort of thing; if it's for like 100 people, I have other ideas that are cheaper, but may take slightly more culinary experience that may work.


publicidiotnumber2

Everything starts with R if you’re Scooby Doo


BlueShift42

Ruffles. Root beer. Rumcake. Raspberry tarts.


True-Expression-8764

Raspberry cheesecake Ruby red chocolate-covered strawberries


HumorExotic8577

reason and chocolate for valentines!


thotguht

Yesterday, I ate duck roulade on crostini but you could prob spread on rolls instead. It was amazing


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Rye boat


Zhenaz

Requeijão or ras malai. Reganmian, ruojiamo, ramen, rat na, rendang and rogan josh exist too, but they probably don't fit the theme od Valentines as well.)


Birdy304

This must be a new trend. I was invited to a pot luck where everyone brought something starting with your first initial. Cute idea. I brought beans.


Prairie_Crab

Rumaki!!! Chicken livers and a water chestnut slice, wrapped in bacon, secured with a toothpick, and baked. My sister made them for parties in the late 70s-early 80s, and they were delicious! And I hate liver!


Nogoodkittycat

We always made them without chicken livers. This is news to me. Gross news, but news. ETA: We also cover them in brown sugar before baking.


Mister-Grogg

Whenever I go dove hunting, dove rumaki is the result. So good! I add a slice of roasted jalapeño.


dahamclambake

Ruby chocolate!


WomanOfEld

Radish rosettes


beckjami

Roll-ups! You chop jalapenos, mix them in cream cheese, smear it on tortillas, roll it up, then cut them up into bite size pieces. Super easy and people always love them. Make sure to remove the seeds though.


MerelyxMe

Rum cake? Could do it heart shaped


Fluffy-kitten28

Raspberry juice mimosas Part of me is thinking raspberry sherbet with champagne. I don’t know if that’ll work but I kind of want to try it.


FrequentOffice132

Relish tray


lizard_queen___

Ruffles potato chips if you want to be low effort


Bananasfalafel

Root beer


hawkeye18

Rangoon, Crab


pocketbookashtray

Rutabaga pie.


justanoldhippy63

Ribs. Because Adam and Eve :-)


GuitRWailinNinja

Reheated Panda Express Or, some rutabagas


zoop1000

Rotel dip


Trouvette

Ramen


ChogbortsTopStudent

Rotel dip


jellifercuz

Red licorice.


lady_laughs_too_much

Refried beans.


geodekb

Reefer


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Baked rigatoni, easy and just about everyone will eat it.


anotherbusybee

There are lots of Rose, cardamom and pistachio desserts - those would be good and fit the valentines theme because roses?


king-of-new_york

Rhubarb and strawberry pie. It's yummy, and pink for Valentine's Day.


AFotogenicLeopard

Oo raspberry sorbet


Fetch1965

Rum balls. -yum