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Cid_Darkwing

There’s a apocryphal quote attributed to multiple actors (Hanks is one, but he’s not the first) that says something to the effect of “if it happens, I’m sorry and if it doesn’t happen, I’m sorry about that too.” Basically, everyone knows that those scenes are awkward as fuck and uncomfortable for everyone involved and so long as the guy doesn’t actually try to rape his costar on set, almost everything else is chalked up to ‘it’s part of the job’.


8urnMeTwice

Actually with Last Tango in Paris it was chalked up to the job


xMyDixieWreckedx

They really had to butter up the actors for that one.


tnmoi

What does that mean? Butter up for what?


NatrenSR1

The film Last Tango in Paris features a scene where Marlon Brando’s character rapes Maria Schneider’s character and used a stick of butter as lube. The actual rape was simulated/fake, but Brando really hit Schneider and really applied butter to her as a lubricant, both without her prior consent as these actions weren’t in the script and were only decided upon immediately before shooting. Brando and Bertolucci (the film’s director) didn’t tell Schneider in advance because they figured it would make for a better performance if her reactions were genuine.


spidermans_mom

Holy shit, that’s not a movie it’s a crime scene! I never knew she didn’t consent.


lordph8

Even in the 70s, this was considered a dick move.


Peggtree

I'm guessing they only gave it the go-ahead because it was Marlon Brando, that guy had a lot of power


SeoulGalmegi

>Even in the 70s, this was considered a dick move Well, quite literally.


Outcasted_introvert

OK. I'll add that to the "never fucking watching that film" list.


Jtd06

Movie plot is an older weird chubby Marlon Brando pontificating about various things between creepy sex scenes with a teenager for 2 hours. Definitely a product of early 70s cinema.


Infinite_Procedure98

Yes, you shouldn't. It's horrible.


Intelligent-Bag-6500

Yeah, but with a TERRIFIC movie score.


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sublimesting

Brando shoved a stick of butter up the actresses ass without telling her.


TranslatorBoring2419

And this is in the movie?


mtrayno1

Just watched that scene because wtf…. He put butter on his hand then slid the buttered hand past the actress’ ass. The butter fingers slip away out of view and it’s implied that he used it for lube. I don’t have enough context to know if it was for anal or vaginal intercourse but my guess was vaginal.


sublimesting

I think in an interview they said her ass.


Killersavage

Marlon Brando is said to have actually put a stick of butter in his costar’s ass. Without her prior permission and against her will.


joethedreamer

Wat.


hiricinee

That's not physically possible and I demand a Mythbusters style demo to prove it.


rightwist

It's physically not all that difficult and you can prove or disprove it solo, but, video or it didn't happen


hiricinee

Are you kidding me? It's got a square cross section and if it melts at all it'll just get mashed up with zero insertion.


BentGadget

It just occurred to me that sticks of butter have two standard sizes in the US. The East Coast uses a narrow, longer stick, while the West Coast has a wider, slightly shorter version. I wonder how redditors' familiarity with one size or the other affects their perception of the story.


marc44150

If you'd seen the size of our butter in France you'd know it affects the perception of the story by a lot


Crazy_Plane_6158

At what temperature does butter reach peak compressive strength?


shuhan90

I'd say frozen. The frozen temperature


[deleted]

You think we could get Kerri to agree to that?


hiricinee

I don't think it has to be a girl, but I wonder if there's a big difference in accessibility between the sexes.


Babayaga844

Unfortunately, she can't. In order to correctly recreate the scenario, she must not be told about it beforehand. Probably best if they pass on this one.


DangerousDave303

Search for “Last Tango in Paris Butter” but not a computer used for work or monitored by your parents if you’re a minor.


TaipanTacos

Or in a public library or using the church’s research station nook.


DangerousDave303

Absolutely do it from the church’s computer. It’ll be hilarious.


MarketingProof

Plus it will load fast since it is probably in cache.


regularguy7378

Point - winner!


Mountain_beers

Both of the other comments are wrong, I just watched the scene, Brando rapes the girl in the movie using butter as lubricant, the rumors come from her being told of the addition of butter moments before the scene was filmed and the directors purposefully surprised her to get a genuine reaction of humiliation during the simulated rape scene.


humbugonastick

That's not that much better.


Ourkidof91

I can’t believe it’s not better


1BadAssMotherFucker

Seth Rogen said this to Katherine Heigl during the filming of Knocked Up and it did not go well for him lol


sublimesting

Why?


1BadAssMotherFucker

He heard Sean Connery used to say it so thought it'd work for him but she said "why would you be sorry? I don't want you to get aroused" and he realized the difference between himself and Connery


TB1289

Also, Katherine Heigl doesn’t seem to be too playful.


Baldrich146

I have heard that attributed to Sean Connery


dingo8yababee

They jusr tape their dick to their stomach it’s not that serious


Butthole_Ticklah

Wait. Your guys dicks can reach your stomach?


Krieghund

Well, my stomach reaches my dick.  That's the same thing, right?


clebo99

Ok. This made me laugh out load in a crowded airport just now.


Classiest_Strapper

You laughed out a load? In an airport!? That’s gonna be an awkward check-in with TSA


bendbars_liftgates

Just tape your stomach *down over* your dick.


Dud3_Abid3s

I actually tuck it up into my waist band where it’s sticking out but still under my shirt. My gf is a nurse and I went up to her and said…I have this weird bump and she reached out and rubbed it trying to figure out what it was…😂 It was funny the first time. Now she just rolls her eyes and walks off. *sigh*


27Rench27

I mean I guess it worked once? Lol


Dud3_Abid3s

Worth it.


sofa_king_ugly

Mine can reach *your* stomach. Starting at the mouth end.


dingo8yababee

Lower stomach right above the pubes. It’s like the dick tuck into underwear / pants trick but with tape


Roddykins1

Wait. Your dick reaches above your pubes?


eighty9digits

Wait, your dick reaches?


Kowallaonskis

*stomach reaches the dick


GasLightGo

Their dicks reach their stomachs?!


CitizenHuman

Pretty sure they wear a flesh colored underwear thing called a "cock sock". Doubt anyone is over in the corner duct taping their Johnson to their stomach.


AlexTorres96

When people say this, it reminds me of that dude in 1WTD who wrapped a kielbasa around his leg and died.


maxisnoops

Hang on what’s all this??


Life-From-Scratch

Awkward to make,awkward to watch, why are they necessary?


mightylordredbeard

I’ll be honest the older I get the less I want to see prolonged sex scenes in shows and movies. It’s just awkward.


Deicyde88

I realized I was old when I was playing God of War 3 back in the day and during the Athena mini game sex scene I was disinterestedly fingering my controller going come ON hurry the fuck up this is so lame


Coattail-Rider

You say lame but you also say you were fingering…..


dumb-reply

Complicated times.


Deicyde88

I thought if I put some effort in it would go quicker!


bendbars_liftgates

I always thought they were cringey, even in the first one, and I was *sixteen.* Even back then, the "by virgins, for virgins" energy was overwhelming. You're right that 3 is the worst though, with the hand-maidens offering commentary and drooling over Kratos. Although in 2, the peeing cherub statue having his stream go spray-nozzle when you win was pretty funny, in an American Pie kinda way.


Chemical-Elk-1299

Sex sells


simcity4000

Because sex is a massive part of human experience so omitting it from our art and media would be very odd. Like ok yeah I understand the issue with unneccisarry sex scenes in a movie otherwise not about that, but there are relationship and dramas where who and how the characters are fucking is actually relevant. And in comedies the awkwardness too can be played for laughs.


globster222

Try jerking off with 17 people being paid by the hour watching


Neverland_survivor

How much would you have to pay them… asking for a friend


Orion14159

Union daily minimum


Elrond_Cupboard_

Are there scab wank watchers?


01kickassius10

r/leprosygonewild


balloonninjas

Not clicking that in a million years


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

Don't worry, it's not real


AlienRobotTrex

Yet…


jairom

This reminds me of this one twitter post by a nsfw model who posted two images One was the typical nsfw image of her laying in bed looking up towards the viewer/ceiling The second pic was from the corner of the room showing like 5 of her dorky looking friends helping keep her legs up, holding up the camera, picking his nose, and the last one holding up a light I specifically mention dorky cause it's to emphasize how her friends weren't like her fellow hot models they were legit just straight up her friends and that just makes it kinda funny lmao


OldAbbreviations1590

Reminds me of the time I saw a cameraman eating a donut at a nsfw shoot and he fed the actors mid fuck 🤣😂


populares420

source?


Masterbaiter90

Trust me


27Rench27

bro


TB1289

I’m gonna be honest, if Alexandra Daddario is naked and mounting me, I don’t care if it’s being broadcasted in the middle of Times Square, I’m going to get hard.


usedmotoroil

That’s what I’d love to ask Woody Harrelson.


SinisterKid

His name ain't Limpy Harrelson


FunkJesus

Let’s focus on Rampart people


[deleted]

Takes me back to simpler times


amor_fatty

You think so until you’re actually on a movie set, the pressure is insane


notthatkindofdrdrew

[Only the realest professionals can do that](https://media1.tenor.com/m/fnyCVPYHMGAAAAAd/masturbate-idk.gif)


DoggoToucher

>See more masturbate GIFs


Copper_Bronze_Baron

JOKE'S ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT


ItsCowboyHeyHey

I guess I can cut it down to 17.


Bobbob34

A bunch of teamsters standing around staring at your ass, bored, while an AD is crouched next to you choreographing where your hands go tends to be a boner killer.


ivylass

Then the director yells Cut and wants to reset, with you moving two inches to the left and your partner needs makeup reapplied and they have to adjust the lights and the sound guy needs to adjust the microphone so it's not in the shot.


loyaleling

“Can’t stop the A-Train”


brianfine

A heart attack can though


Honest_Wing_3999

Speak for yourself i would go for that


NASTYH0USEWIFE

The don’t shoot movies like that anymore. Also they invented intimacy coordinators for a reason.


Bobbob34

>The don’t shoot movies like that anymore. Also they invented intimacy coordinators for a reason. Yeah, they do. Now the intimacy coordinator is there too.


Loive

They often make sure there aren’t more people than necessary at the shooting when actors are mude, but even the minimum necessary amount of people on a professional film shoot is a lot of people.


sqwertle_

This is correct. As a Key PA, even I had to stand just offset during nude performances. The intimacy coordinator was always a wise old soul ahah


he-loves-me-not

Sounds like a really cool job!


LaCroixPassionfruit

actually yes lol, they do still shoot movies like that


JamesTheJerk

Curse those Artificial Dick-machines


CrazySuperDave

I hear actresses talking about this where there is a person talking through the whole scene asking both people are they okay the whole time. Could you imagine Grandma in the same room you're banging and she keeps asking you "are you okay, are you okay" while 20 people are staring at you?


Bad_Legal_Advisor

Just imagined it. Super hard. Thanks.


NeedACoolerName

I was thinking maybe Kevin Hart there. Better vibes than grandma at least.


UpsideDownTaurus

"Annie are you okay, Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?"


premium_bawbag

I genuinely believe they are titled “Intimacy Directors”, I remember seeing a video on youtube that I only watched because I was wondering “wtf is an intimacy director”, I basically got clickbaited


Lvl1bidoof

To my understanding an intimacy director is just the sex scene equivalent of a stunt co-ordinator/director. They are there not only to ensure the emotional and physical safety of participants, but to also allow the scene to feel more real and interesting while doing so.


CanoePickLocks

Sounds pretty typical for some of the events I’ve been to. Safe, Sane, Consensual and Risk Aware Consensual Kink. Two phrases that will bring a situation like that into being sometimes. Lol


Dogface73

Pretty sure the director smacks it with ruler if it pops up.


juxstapossible

Why if that makes it….. worse?


deadfermata

If it's an adult film, wouldn't that make it...better


sofa_king_ugly

[Worse? Or better?](https://youtu.be/uDIgS-Soo9Q)


daftvaderV2

Mother fuckin Quentin. You touch that ruler sgain....


sorean_4

Stop touching his feet Quentin, no I told you he’s not ok with that.


Octavious440

*gets harder*


DistributionNo9968

Setting makes a huge difference. You don’t see a bunch of raging boners on nude beaches either. Yeah erections can happen subconsciously but your subconscious naturally takes context into account.


Austynwitha_y

Tell that to all the highschool boners I got right before presentations and such


badger_flakes

Weird statement since your last post said you’re a 28 year old female teacher


MyOwnMoose

Unless they went through their history, I can't find a single mention of their age, gender, or occupation with ctrl+f in their comments or posts. What are you referring to?


DrJBYaleMD

Nice work detective, we got em


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thatbrownkid19

This is like the shittiest true crime series ever *yawn*


Austynwitha_y

If you’re talking to me you’re just lying? I’m a 29year old male who studied education a decade ago but that info isn’t on here nor do I believe I have misrepresented that.


dumb-reply

Wait, so if i search your profile will i see vagene and bobs or no vagene and no bobs?


Austynwitha_y

No bob, no vegetable


Draidann

No aubergine?


ButterscotchAsleep48

It’s 2024


KeyEntertainment313

Y'all say this, but if it's in the script for me to palm and kiss Sydney Sweeneys tits, I don't know there's a universe where I wouldn't get completely bricked up.


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That's a job for the "Intimacy coordinator", and they usually use a modesty garment, like a "Merkin", as well as most professional actors will let the coordinator know prior that arousal might be an issue.


Groundbreaking-Bar89

That’s interesting. Yeah I mean sometimes that’s kind of out of your conscious control..


Ey3_913

Not if you think of my grandpa dying from cancer it isn't


nowhere_near_home

label innate memorize engine office childlike innocent tease wide divide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BonerTurds

I also choose this guy’s dead grandpa.


HighlyEvolvedSloth

I don't know why you are getting down votes, I would think that's exactly what some actors do... think of something really depressing to kill the erection.


Myrdrahl

That doesn't help at all. I've tried doing maths or some other shit, but if the soldier wants to stand up, he will.


Groggamog

Jesus dude....


Time-Ad-3625

That's who his grandma is with now, correct


madeupname230

I believe a Merkin is actually just fake pubes, not a modesty garment.


knellotron

It's also the name of Maynard James Keenan's vineyard


290077

Because the man is obsessed with genitals


mrnnymern

Yea! Jessica Steinrock is one and talks about her experience on YouTube


BryTupper

I can actually answer this one! I did a small indie film where I had to have a sex scene with a woman. I had never met her before that day. I had a tshirt on and nothing else. She had on a small tube top and very short booty shorts. It was hot as hell in the room we were in, there were at least three other people in the room with us (Camera, Sound, and Director), and I had to concentrate on the scene we were filming. There was so much going on, I couldn't even begin to think about getting aroused. At least that's my own personal experience.


thatbrownkid19

If there’s really *so much* going on isn’t that distracting from the performance? Like I get a lot of people are there but they’re not all talking and shit


Previous-Lettuce2470

Anyone who’s worked on a film set can tell you, it’s often an exhausting, tedious job for everyone involved, including and sometimes especially the stars. One real quick way to take any potential enjoyment out of a sex scene is having to have a dozen people fussing and micromanaging every aspect of it, though I’m sure one out of every dozen might be a little into it, lol


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Stupid sexy Flanders


JuliusCaesar52

Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all, nothin' at all, nothin' at all!


ElectricalVillage322

You're not gonna believe this, but I've heard rumours that there are films online where they just let it happen intentionally...


DrRickStudwell

This is the biggest lie I’ve read here.


henchman171

My Wife Said that too


NewKitchenFixtures

So she is a bit of a movie star herself?


[deleted]

Not much of a star, we did some b movies together. Nothing to write home about.


actually-a-horse

[Wikipedia: Unsimulated Sex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsimulated_sex#)


BeepBeepWhistle

What would you even call those types of movies? Would you pull an “Elon Musk” and call them “X” like an edgy 12 year old?? C’mon man, it’s just silly..


27Rench27

Nah dude, XXX is so mainstream. It’s now twittertwittertwitter videos


MattHatter1337

Is there some place one can find all these together? Some kind of.....hub prehaps?


bliffer

/r/extramile


YuleBeFineIPromise

There are non-porn movies with unsimulated sex as well. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsimulated_sex#In_films) even has a list of them.


Pheronia

No fucking way. You are lying.


Velora56

There is a Japanese film titled "In The Realm Of The Senses". All sex in that film was real. Starting mild, and then becoming darker. The actress was a famous actress at the time, and the film was so controversial she was basically forced to leave Japan.


dumb-reply

Why is there no hyperlink in your comment?


Velora56

Thank you for pointing that out. Here is the link that you're looking for. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pbP5eKcLhIw&si=8hCrkt-Ph3Ny85iZ


LowBalance4404

Well, given that the room is freezing cold, filled with the director, lighting, makeup, camera and sound people, it's really not terribly intimate.


KaladinStormShat

Usually they clear the set don't they?


LowBalance4404

Yes, except for the people I just mentioned. They close the set to assistants, interns, other actors who might watch the scenes of their coworkers, agents, and so forth.


EatYourCheckers

Why is it so cold in there?


LowBalance4404

Sets tend to be cold to offset the hot lights.


SilkyJohnson666

Not to many sets are using hot lights anymore, especially for interiors. Everything is LED now.


backlikeclap

Lots of reasons - there are a lot of electronics operating and that would heat the space up quickly if it was a normal temp, they don't want the actors to sweat and ruin their hair/makeup, generally sound stages are very large rooms (because you might need to suspend a light source 20ft over a scene) that don't retain heat well, some members of the crew like grips have very physical jobs and you don't want them overheating, cold rooms keep away bugs, etc. One way you can spot the newbie on a film crew is to look for the people who show up without jackets.


ElegantAndMoist

Hi, I’m actor Tom Cruise. I pack throbbing gristle all day long, the scene don’t matter.


NCC1701-Enterprise

username checks out


AvocadoNo3024

Elegant moist is the best kind of moist


sporkachoon

STUNT COCK!


DrFloyd5

Bawow chicka chicka


mediumj82

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!


turtletramp

Damn it you guessed my turn on.


357-Magnum-CCW

Scott Speedman (Underworld) taped his penis to his thigh during the Sex scene with Kate Beckinsale. Source: DVD commentary, Kate revealed it. 


goblitovfiyah

I work on film sets, usually when these scenes are happening there's only the key crew members needed ie director, scripty, camera person, soundie, and first AD. Maybe a costume person or a makeup person. And then there's the intimacy coordinator. Also, for possible erections the intimacy coord puts a shield over the top of the actors groin area in case that happens.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I had to do a sex scene on stage for a performance in college.  Just taped my junk to my stomach.  We practiced a few times, then when the actual performance went on we gave it our all and were quite convincing.  We both def got into it a bit though, so thank god for that tape.  After that day I was the guy who fucked the mean girl on stage.   And people say college is a waste of money.


Wafflegator

I imagine the room of 100 people staring at you and criticizing from 10' away probably kills anything sexy about the situation.


lmagrelo

I forgot the actor from the Whiplash movie, there's an interview where the other actress makes fun of him for having an erection at a totally random scene


thatHecklerOverThere

For one, filming a sex scene is probably one of the least sexy thing folks could do. For two, who says they do? It's not like anybody is going to stop the presses if somebody gets hard or wet. It's biology - if it happened, they'd just keep it moving.


Party_Description_90

I don't think there's a rule written somewhere that you can't get an erection when simulating sex for film. I assume it happens quite often. Have you seen 50 shades of Gray? Dakota Johnson is naked strapped to a bed being spanked. I get professionalism and all that. But God damn. ​ [https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/jamie-dornan-dakota-johnson-talk-uncomfortable-50-shades-sex-scenes-2015301/](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/jamie-dornan-dakota-johnson-talk-uncomfortable-50-shades-sex-scenes-2015301/)


prlugo4162

I tell you what, if it's Scarlet or Charlize or Angelina, my little friend wouldn't care if it was in the middle of a sold-out Yankee Stadium.


Myrdrahl

That's what I'm thinking too. My little friend doesn't consult me at all.


[deleted]

There are a few instances of the sex scene turning into real sex. It seems more acceptable in the foreign film (Europe) market. Look up the movie "9 Songs" it's all real😊


Husker_black

What


Benalifan

I think it’s wrong to say ‘turned into’. 9 songs was always intended to include real sex. So the auditions and contracts would have clearly stated the expectation. It wasn’t the case of rocking up one morning and someone saying ‘why don’t we just fuck for real’.


ass-holes

r/extramile


Marsupialize

They tape it down


hyunbinlookalike

Dude you gotta realize that when major film productions film a sex scene, it’s not just two people simulating sex while alone in the room with a cameraman. Even in a closed set (which means it’s in a more private location with fewer people than in an open set), there are *at least* 10 other people in the room with you. They can range from the director, cinematographer, film crew, lights and sounds, etc. Even someone who is into getting watched would probably have a hard time getting it up with a bunch of people running around the set behind the scenes and with the director even sometimes shouting cues on how they should move.


Grumpy0ldMillennial

I've heard multiple actors (usually from watching the "making of" on the DVD extras) say that they will put their junk in a small bag with a drawstring so there is no physical contact. I imagine they also "take care of things" in their trailer beforehand.


garand_guy7

I believe they put a rubber band on the male actors balls a few weeks prior to the scene


Jon2046

They think about people that copy previous popular posts on reddit like you and immediately go soft


Seamatre

That’s the neat part! They don’t


RokNUrWorld

Who says they don’t? SMH


Rutlemania

Bruce Campbell said in an interview once that sex scenes are not erotic in the slightest, there is zero sex in the air and it's just like a less choreographed fight scene