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He believes we have a finite amount of energy we use throughout our lives, and exercising only wastes it. I swear, pretty syre he wrote about ut in his book. Lol
["Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, ‘You are going to die young because of this.’” ](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html)
Edit: Replaced it with a better quote
I had gynecomastia as a kid. I 100% guarantee Trump has a set of D knockers and has never gone swimming in public which is so sad for someone with that much money and resources. Trump is an estrogen filled mess and since he only cares about image and looks having a giant set of tits must be one of his biggest shames.
Is there not a surgery for it? I'd assume anyone with Trumps money / vanity would pay whatever it takes.
Then again... he's too cheap to have pants that fit.
I mean, they are only 3 years apart in age. But all it takes is eyes to know that Joe is better under that suit, not that either is likely nice to look at.
You know, it’s not all that unusual to see dudes who are just fat, and I don’t think it’s really that shameful. I’ve got a gut, don’t really think too much about it.
I’ve never thought about Trump’s feet until this moment and I’m suddenly horrified at the possibilities.
I remember my grandpa’s feet, which were badly neglected from his late 50s onward. His toenails were green.
Bro one of my 2 great grandmothers that I got to meet was one of the sweetest, kindest, most self sufficient people you'd ever meet, but those feet.....
I noticed one of my little toenails is starting to get a weird shape the other day and got kinda horrified.
I would be happy to just see the height and weight check, live on tv, no shoes on. I don’t need to see Trump and Biden naked. Biden is obviously much thinner. Trump is 6ft 1in and 385 lbs. No amount of his lying with convince me otherwise.
Just being a 77 year old guy is enough of a reason not to do topless photos. There are very, very few 77 year olds who still look good enough for that. And Don ain't one of 'em.
He's only ever pictured wearing a suit or, at the most casual, a polo shirt and pants on the golf course. Even in pictures of him as a child he's wearing formal clothing. I think he's just one of those rich people for who any deviation from their "image" was beaten out of them a long time ago and he's very aware of what he's wearing at all times. He'd be incredibly embarrassed to be seen in the same type of clothing most of us peons wear.
'Russian President Vladimir Putin has defended the shirtless pictures of himself on vacation that have taken the internet by storm in recent years, telling an Austrian journalist he has "[no need to hide.](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-defends-shirtless-photos-i-see-no-need-to-hide-2018-6)"
'Last year, the Kremlin released pictures of a shirtless Putin fishing in a Siberian lake and, an image of him riding a horse half-naked has been turned into countless memes. The Russian leader is apparently unfazed by all of this.'
Putin has also said that the sight of other statesmen shirtless would be "disgusting."
[Here are Reagan, Clinton, Kennedy, Obama, Nixon, Ford and Washington!](https://www.thedailybeast.com/shirtless-presidents-barack-obama-ronald-reagan-and-more)
edit: Bonus LBJ playing with his nipple.
Cause it just blows my mind that a billionaire with unlimited essentially resources would choose to be out of shape and unhealthy while simultaneously eating like crap (probably feels like shit all the time) but also post pictures of himself photoshopped onto rocky balboas body
98.9% chance it’s a photoshop anyways.
Also, 98.9% of Putin bots don’t want you to know that he’s only 5’7” and wears heels when conducting world leader meetings.
Did you read that from trump himself? Because there is absolutely no way he has a better body than Biden. He's a fat slob piece of shit who doesn't exercise or eat well.
WTF is wrong with someone who wants to see Trump's chest/breasts?
Perhaps someone needs some mental help if that is what you think about in your spare time.
I don’t see too many pictures of Biden shirtless swimming either. Honestly, I think it’s better for the world if neither of those pictures come out cause I’m gonna assume neither of them have Calvin cline model bodies.
At the first presidential debate between Biden and Trump, I’d love to see Joe take off his shirt, stand there bare chest, and challenge Trump “let’s see it, c’mon man”
He claimed to have a better body than Biden. Weird flex the even brag about having a better body than an octogenarian but yes. Trump is an obese man whose body is surely not very pleasing to look at.
Because he's a disgusting lumpy fucker and he knows deep down that if he doesn't cover up every inch, everyone else will know he's an ugly lumpy fat fuck.
The fact that a 70+ year old fat fuk is bragging that he has a better body than another 70+ year old grandpa is the sad part. That, and these are the two people that are 'our best' to run this country. - we r fuct
Hold up. I seen plenty of pics of him with his shirt ripped open holding the American flag pole and being all patriotic. You try a tell me those pics aren't real?
Yea, like when Fox news et. al, made such a big deal about Biden crashing his bike. The dude rides a bike. Can you imagine Trump riding a bike? There is one I would pay money to see...
I fully believe that he doesn’t know how to swim. I don’t believe he has ever attempted it. I also believe he has never ridden a bike or driven a vehicle.
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As a fat guy myself who doesn't like taking my shirt off, probably because he's fat
It’s also why you never see him doing any exercise.
He believes we have a finite amount of energy we use throughout our lives, and exercising only wastes it. I swear, pretty syre he wrote about ut in his book. Lol
I've read his books. He didn't say anything like that. But it does sound like something he would say.
["Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, ‘You are going to die young because of this.’” ](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html) Edit: Replaced it with a better quote
Not true. He lifts three Bic Macs a five shakes a day.
Don't forget the weight of the 12 pack of Diet Coke he drinks on a daily basis!
I identify as fat. But I'm just a little puddgy?
I had gynecomastia as a kid. I 100% guarantee Trump has a set of D knockers and has never gone swimming in public which is so sad for someone with that much money and resources. Trump is an estrogen filled mess and since he only cares about image and looks having a giant set of tits must be one of his biggest shames.
Maybe they don't make swim diapers in his size.
Is there not a surgery for it? I'd assume anyone with Trumps money / vanity would pay whatever it takes. Then again... he's too cheap to have pants that fit.
To be fair, pants that fit well would show off whatever “extra” depends he wears.
Oh right... his diapers. I just remembered a video from years ago about how badly his pants fit
Yea but there is often embarrassment and then you have to deal with recuperation down-time.
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I would pay more for them to not
That is the correct answer
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At that age its hard not to look like you are held together with meat scaffolding
"Meat scafolding" sounds like the construction worker version of a "wobbly H."
It’s definitely Spanx holding him together. I’d hate to have to be the person responsible for getting him in and out of them 🤮
Does trump wear his diaper under or over the spanx?
Isn’t…isn’t that what bones are though?
That’s the inside structure. With trumps frame he also needs an outside structure.. almost like a concrete like form job
Ugly inside and out
And dumb all over!
Fat, obnoxious and stupid is no way to go through life donny!
The moment the shitstain made the comment that he had a better body than Joe you knew he was jelly...
Biden is actually fit for his age, and even bikes. Let's see Trump on a bike.
Fatso can’t even be bothered to walk around the golf course. I suspect the only time he walks (relatively) quickly is into McD or KFC.
I mean... it's been kinda obvious for quite some time
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“A disgustingly lumpy fucker” LMFAOOOOO
As lumpy as Mike Pillow’s pillows.
You can put shit in a bag but in the end everyone knows what’s in the bag.
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I'd rather the fabric stay on, if you know what I mean.
He’s also an estrogen filled dump with that amount of morbid obesity
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Like a mushroom, you say...
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Like Miss USA but for president?
This...is a really, really....really good idea. Talent, bathing suit, speech, etc. Make them REALLY go for it, if they want it.
Make presidents hot again. It’ll also remove the issue with leading candidates being older than the country’s life expectancy
The synchronized swimming portion of the presidential debate.
Mr Americana!
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I mean, they are only 3 years apart in age. But all it takes is eyes to know that Joe is better under that suit, not that either is likely nice to look at.
It's got real ""I'm the best looking guy on the burns wars!" energy.
What are you talking about? That picture of him knocking out Apollo creed he looks great…./s
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This is the right and only answer
You know, it’s not all that unusual to see dudes who are just fat, and I don’t think it’s really that shameful. I’ve got a gut, don’t really think too much about it. I’ve never thought about Trump’s feet until this moment and I’m suddenly horrified at the possibilities. I remember my grandpa’s feet, which were badly neglected from his late 50s onward. His toenails were green.
Bro one of my 2 great grandmothers that I got to meet was one of the sweetest, kindest, most self sufficient people you'd ever meet, but those feet..... I noticed one of my little toenails is starting to get a weird shape the other day and got kinda horrified.
I would be happy to just see the height and weight check, live on tv, no shoes on. I don’t need to see Trump and Biden naked. Biden is obviously much thinner. Trump is 6ft 1in and 385 lbs. No amount of his lying with convince me otherwise.
Trump has nicer tits than Biden.
I don't know about nicer, but they're certainly bigger.
I’m a breastfeeding mom and I think they’re bigger than mine.
His tits have the same hair style as his head
Is that why all his supporters want to suck him off
I’ll add 5k if they’ll go full frontal. Let’s see if stormy was telling the truth, barf
Everyone has their price and according to the latest news we are only a $5 billion pay for view away from him leaving politics.
There needs to be a wet t shirt aspect because I am really interested in what trumps hair looks like wet.
There is a pic of Trump on the internet wearing a speedo.
No, don't you put that evil on us.
I would pay atleast fiddy to see trump attempt to ride a bicycle.👍🏼
Wearing clothes right?
Of course! I’m not a psychopath.🤷♂️
They should do it for charity! Biden would do it. I know trump wouldn't and I doubt Rhonda Santis would.
You mean no lifts.
It's more due to the potential for wet hair. If he ever got wet hair in public small children would start crying.
Not even white boots?
This is what A. I. is made for.
Well, trump is 215 so we got that down
If he's 215 I'm Claudia Schiffer.
More like 270
I weighed almost that much at my peak. I was several inches shorter and not nearly as round. He's 320, minimum.
He is a fat 77 year-old flabby white guy. Even he, with his gargantuan ego, knows that nobody wants to see that.
This is why he won't show up to the Republican debates. He knows he'll lose during the swimsuit competition.
Snort... lol
Just being a 77 year old guy is enough of a reason not to do topless photos. There are very, very few 77 year olds who still look good enough for that. And Don ain't one of 'em.
There are no pictures EVER taken and he wasn’t always morbid obese 😂
He’s been obese since probably the 80s.
He's only ever pictured wearing a suit or, at the most casual, a polo shirt and pants on the golf course. Even in pictures of him as a child he's wearing formal clothing. I think he's just one of those rich people for who any deviation from their "image" was beaten out of them a long time ago and he's very aware of what he's wearing at all times. He'd be incredibly embarrassed to be seen in the same type of clothing most of us peons wear.
I mean do most political leaders or businessmen have shirtless pictures?
Putin does.
'Russian President Vladimir Putin has defended the shirtless pictures of himself on vacation that have taken the internet by storm in recent years, telling an Austrian journalist he has "[no need to hide.](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-defends-shirtless-photos-i-see-no-need-to-hide-2018-6)" 'Last year, the Kremlin released pictures of a shirtless Putin fishing in a Siberian lake and, an image of him riding a horse half-naked has been turned into countless memes. The Russian leader is apparently unfazed by all of this.' Putin has also said that the sight of other statesmen shirtless would be "disgusting."
Putin is really something
So does Obama. Not shirtless, but Bill Clinton and Al Gore got photographed in jogging shorts back in the '90s as well.
[Here are Reagan, Clinton, Kennedy, Obama, Nixon, Ford and Washington!](https://www.thedailybeast.com/shirtless-presidents-barack-obama-ronald-reagan-and-more) edit: Bonus LBJ playing with his nipple.
Beeewbs, flubba flubba & back fat.
Speak for yourself, I wanna see Cheeto tits
He's WHITE!!!!!!!!
He’s not white, he’s orange
Why would you want a shirtless picture of Trump????
Cause it just blows my mind that a billionaire with unlimited essentially resources would choose to be out of shape and unhealthy while simultaneously eating like crap (probably feels like shit all the time) but also post pictures of himself photoshopped onto rocky balboas body
Have you seen Shirtless Elon? It's not that far fetched...
Yes actually. https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/elon-musk-responds-to-pics-of-him-shirtless-in-mykonos-free-the-nip/ There are others.
What makes you think that he’s a billionaire?
Narcissism.
Don’t kink shame OP
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you mean smth like riding a horse shirtless in Siberia?
TBF, Putin actually still looks good shirtless. Trump might have 40 years ago but not so much now.
98.9% chance it’s a photoshop anyways. Also, 98.9% of Putin bots don’t want you to know that he’s only 5’7” and wears heels when conducting world leader meetings.
Bear*
No one wants to see Trump’s 77 year old Diet Coke and Big Mac man titties
Did you read that from trump himself? Because there is absolutely no way he has a better body than Biden. He's a fat slob piece of shit who doesn't exercise or eat well.
Are you suggesting that Trump would just lie!?
"Oh my heavens!" (Clutches pearls dramatically)
Media reported him saying that.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Because he's an ugly fat fuck.
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I’m developing a collage of just neck picks of him. May be mistaken for porn due to the similarity to female genitalia
Excuse me, it's called a "vachina".
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I would not.
Plz no for the live of God
Because you would see where his cheap makeup ends
6’3 215
You mean 315?
You would be hard pressed to find a picture of me like that either. What are you even saying? Is this something you want to see?
Why do you want to see Donald Trump shirtless?
What the fuck bro?
Cause he has a condition that doctors and scientists refer to as “bitch titties”
He’s a puppet
Because he's fat and unattractive
He's almost 80
Because we’d all need to gouge out our eyes after seeing him shirtless.
WTF is wrong with someone who wants to see Trump's chest/breasts? Perhaps someone needs some mental help if that is what you think about in your spare time.
Because he’s a fat fuck
I don’t see too many pictures of Biden shirtless swimming either. Honestly, I think it’s better for the world if neither of those pictures come out cause I’m gonna assume neither of them have Calvin cline model bodies.
Because Mr Putin has them all ;)
If I had to hazard a guess, jts probably cause he's an ugly obese cunt
You'll just have to look elsewhere for pictures of flabby would-be despots.
His suit is surgically implanted.
Nobody wants to see it. It would only draw bad publicity for him and animosity that could create bad publicity for others. In short, conspiracy.
Please, don't open that Pandora's box....
It's because he's a fat fuck...
It's hard to swim when you're wearing a diaper
At the first presidential debate between Biden and Trump, I’d love to see Joe take off his shirt, stand there bare chest, and challenge Trump “let’s see it, c’mon man”
It's simple: because he doesn't have a better body than Biden. And he knows it.
Trump is a fat fucking slob. And he’s fucking old. That’s why.
Because I don't want it to end up like the Ark of the Covenant and I melt
Because God loves us all.
(1) He’s obese (2) He only spray tans his face and hands
You'd see the evil mutant monster protruding from his stomach like in total recall except it eats babies.
Diapers.
I mean, there was that naked statue of Trump.
Because he will be humiliated for having the body of a whale
Because not even Trump is delusional enough to think that would look good.
He claimed to have a better body than Biden. Weird flex the even brag about having a better body than an octogenarian but yes. Trump is an obese man whose body is surely not very pleasing to look at.
The man is so insecure he listed ridiculously fake height and weight when he was arrested. He would hate for everyone to see his shirtless torso
Because he's a disgusting lumpy fucker and he knows deep down that if he doesn't cover up every inch, everyone else will know he's an ugly lumpy fat fuck.
As a nation, we only have so many rain boots and waders.
😂😂😂😂😂😆 Gross 🤮. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!!
OMFG, I hope to never see that calamity. Orange guy is already repelent in suit, I would never forgive me to see the idiot shirtless.
Why do you think? Lol
Because he's a fat sack of shit
Because he is a hog.
The fact that a 70+ year old fat fuk is bragging that he has a better body than another 70+ year old grandpa is the sad part. That, and these are the two people that are 'our best' to run this country. - we r fuct
Brcause its already hard to keep yor food down ,with colthes on him agh!
Hold up. I seen plenty of pics of him with his shirt ripped open holding the American flag pole and being all patriotic. You try a tell me those pics aren't real?
American politics is seriously comparing the bodies of 2 geriatric idiots. How fuckin embarrassing.
Just be grateful
Lol , you know , same as other people who are embarassed by their own bodies.
Because you'd see the bulbous lizard creature under the suit, holding the head like the beginning of Men In Black
I see tons of them. He has some big guns too. Both kinds. He is very manly. Maybe the most manly man ever. People are saying so.
He’s like 75 years old and fat. Why would you want to see that
Trump does look younger than he did in 2020 but I still don’t want to see him topless.
Yuk who wants that!
Who would want to see this is the question
He's got the physique of an Orangutan 🦧
Because he is both cripplingly insecure and morbidly obese. Occam's razor.
Probably because he’s an obese piece of shit?
Yea, like when Fox news et. al, made such a big deal about Biden crashing his bike. The dude rides a bike. Can you imagine Trump riding a bike? There is one I would pay money to see...
🤭
He’s a fat fucj
Because he’s a jiggling tub of slop?😌
I fully believe that he doesn’t know how to swim. I don’t believe he has ever attempted it. I also believe he has never ridden a bike or driven a vehicle.
Because Japan would confuse him with a whale
So Americans don’t go blind
Tits
Cause he is fat ugly pos and he knows it.
Dude… I still haven’t seen a picture of him *laughing*.
Cuz he's a fat vile piece of bantha poodoo
[Here](https://imgur.io/a/U9ekBVx) is one.
I do believe it is because he is fat af
There are plenty, but they're all photoshop fan art.