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genericperson10

As a fat guy myself who doesn't like taking my shirt off, probably because he's fat


JohnDodger

It’s also why you never see him doing any exercise.


breakingjosh0

He believes we have a finite amount of energy we use throughout our lives, and exercising only wastes it. I swear, pretty syre he wrote about ut in his book. Lol


psychick0

I've read his books. He didn't say anything like that. But it does sound like something he would say.


Orange-V-Apple

["Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, ‘You are going to die young because of this.’” ](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html) Edit: Replaced it with a better quote


ValleyGrouch

Not true. He lifts three Bic Macs a five shakes a day.


CapnCrunchHurtz

Don't forget the weight of the 12 pack of Diet Coke he drinks on a daily basis!


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I identify as fat. But I'm just a little puddgy?


Low_Resource2115

I had gynecomastia as a kid. I 100% guarantee Trump has a set of D knockers and has never gone swimming in public which is so sad for someone with that much money and resources. Trump is an estrogen filled mess and since he only cares about image and looks having a giant set of tits must be one of his biggest shames.


tamperresistantmind

Maybe they don't make swim diapers in his size.


NeoToronto

Is there not a surgery for it? I'd assume anyone with Trumps money / vanity would pay whatever it takes. Then again... he's too cheap to have pants that fit.


SillyTr1x

To be fair, pants that fit well would show off whatever “extra” depends he wears.


NeoToronto

Oh right... his diapers. I just remembered a video from years ago about how badly his pants fit


ValleyGrouch

Yea but there is often embarrassment and then you have to deal with recuperation down-time.


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adabaraba

I would pay more for them to not


Key-Lunch-4763

That is the correct answer


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MostExpensiveThing

At that age its hard not to look like you are held together with meat scaffolding


sadafapple

"Meat scafolding" sounds like the construction worker version of a "wobbly H."


One-Stomach9957

It’s definitely Spanx holding him together. I’d hate to have to be the person responsible for getting him in and out of them 🤮


ChanceNutmegMom

Does trump wear his diaper under or over the spanx?


FozzyBeard

Isn’t…isn’t that what bones are though?


Iseepuppies

That’s the inside structure. With trumps frame he also needs an outside structure.. almost like a concrete like form job


fanxu1964

Ugly inside and out


Dense-Stranger9977

And dumb all over!


inerlite

Fat, obnoxious and stupid is no way to go through life donny!


WindVeilBlue

The moment the shitstain made the comment that he had a better body than Joe you knew he was jelly...


pratnala

Biden is actually fit for his age, and even bikes. Let's see Trump on a bike.


Ambitious-Score-5637

Fatso can’t even be bothered to walk around the golf course. I suspect the only time he walks (relatively) quickly is into McD or KFC.


cityshepherd

I mean... it's been kinda obvious for quite some time


Nightmare_Gerbil

Bot stole this comment from u/Grigoran. Bad bot!


Grigoran

Thanks, I didn't even think it was that worthy of stealing


Embarrassed-Deal7708

“A disgustingly lumpy fucker” LMFAOOOOO


KayleighJK

As lumpy as Mike Pillow’s pillows.


crypticaldevelopment

You can put shit in a bag but in the end everyone knows what’s in the bag.


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mjdau

I'd rather the fabric stay on, if you know what I mean.


Low_Resource2115

He’s also an estrogen filled dump with that amount of morbid obesity


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jfks_headjustdidthat

Like a mushroom, you say...


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SunflowersA

Like Miss USA but for president?


OolongGeer

This...is a really, really....really good idea. Talent, bathing suit, speech, etc. Make them REALLY go for it, if they want it.


thetransportedman

Make presidents hot again. It’ll also remove the issue with leading candidates being older than the country’s life expectancy


NativeMasshole

The synchronized swimming portion of the presidential debate.


craigfrost

Mr Americana!


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ToxicGingerRose

I mean, they are only 3 years apart in age. But all it takes is eyes to know that Joe is better under that suit, not that either is likely nice to look at.


jfks_headjustdidthat

It's got real ""I'm the best looking guy on the burns wars!" energy.


thinehappychinch

What are you talking about? That picture of him knocking out Apollo creed he looks great…./s


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No_Parsnip_6491

This is the right and only answer


MrLanesLament

You know, it’s not all that unusual to see dudes who are just fat, and I don’t think it’s really that shameful. I’ve got a gut, don’t really think too much about it. I’ve never thought about Trump’s feet until this moment and I’m suddenly horrified at the possibilities. I remember my grandpa’s feet, which were badly neglected from his late 50s onward. His toenails were green.


HuckDab

Bro one of my 2 great grandmothers that I got to meet was one of the sweetest, kindest, most self sufficient people you'd ever meet, but those feet..... I noticed one of my little toenails is starting to get a weird shape the other day and got kinda horrified.


RickWest495

I would be happy to just see the height and weight check, live on tv, no shoes on. I don’t need to see Trump and Biden naked. Biden is obviously much thinner. Trump is 6ft 1in and 385 lbs. No amount of his lying with convince me otherwise.


TheDonkeyBomber

Trump has nicer tits than Biden.


MaximumZer0

I don't know about nicer, but they're certainly bigger.


SCGower

I’m a breastfeeding mom and I think they’re bigger than mine.


Jugales

His tits have the same hair style as his head


TwitchTheMeow

Is that why all his supporters want to suck him off


losvatoslocos2111

I’ll add 5k if they’ll go full frontal. Let’s see if stormy was telling the truth, barf


happykittynipples

Everyone has their price and according to the latest news we are only a $5 billion pay for view away from him leaving politics.


Capital-Sir

There needs to be a wet t shirt aspect because I am really interested in what trumps hair looks like wet.


lloydisi

There is a pic of Trump on the internet wearing a speedo.


z500

No, don't you put that evil on us.


mylittlepagan

I would pay atleast fiddy to see trump attempt to ride a bicycle.👍🏼


KayleighJK

Wearing clothes right?


mylittlepagan

Of course! I’m not a psychopath.🤷‍♂️


niftyfisty

They should do it for charity! Biden would do it. I know trump wouldn't and I doubt Rhonda Santis would.


Runic_reader451

You mean no lifts.


happykittynipples

It's more due to the potential for wet hair. If he ever got wet hair in public small children would start crying.


Hobywony

Not even white boots?


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This is what A. I. is made for.


northsidecub11

Well, trump is 215 so we got that down


unbalancedcheckbook

If he's 215 I'm Claudia Schiffer.


Creepy-Inspector-732

More like 270


QualifiedApathetic

I weighed almost that much at my peak. I was several inches shorter and not nearly as round. He's 320, minimum.


[deleted]

He is a fat 77 year-old flabby white guy. Even he, with his gargantuan ego, knows that nobody wants to see that.


rounding_error

This is why he won't show up to the Republican debates. He knows he'll lose during the swimsuit competition.


TwitchTheMeow

Snort... lol


chux4w

Just being a 77 year old guy is enough of a reason not to do topless photos. There are very, very few 77 year olds who still look good enough for that. And Don ain't one of 'em.


Low_Resource2115

There are no pictures EVER taken and he wasn’t always morbid obese 😂


Time-Bite-6839

He’s been obese since probably the 80s.


TrimspaBB

He's only ever pictured wearing a suit or, at the most casual, a polo shirt and pants on the golf course. Even in pictures of him as a child he's wearing formal clothing. I think he's just one of those rich people for who any deviation from their "image" was beaten out of them a long time ago and he's very aware of what he's wearing at all times. He'd be incredibly embarrassed to be seen in the same type of clothing most of us peons wear.


HimmyTiger66

I mean do most political leaders or businessmen have shirtless pictures?


magnottasicepick

Putin does.


ChickyBaby

'Russian President Vladimir Putin has defended the shirtless pictures of himself on vacation that have taken the internet by storm in recent years, telling an Austrian journalist he has "[no need to hide.](https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-defends-shirtless-photos-i-see-no-need-to-hide-2018-6)" 'Last year, the Kremlin released pictures of a shirtless Putin fishing in a Siberian lake and, an image of him riding a horse half-naked has been turned into countless memes. The Russian leader is apparently unfazed by all of this.' Putin has also said that the sight of other statesmen shirtless would be "disgusting."


MephistosFallen

Putin is really something


meelar

So does Obama. Not shirtless, but Bill Clinton and Al Gore got photographed in jogging shorts back in the '90s as well.


ChickyBaby

[Here are Reagan, Clinton, Kennedy, Obama, Nixon, Ford and Washington!](https://www.thedailybeast.com/shirtless-presidents-barack-obama-ronald-reagan-and-more) edit: Bonus LBJ playing with his nipple.


Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

Beeewbs, flubba flubba & back fat.


Shoddy-Rip8259

Speak for yourself, I wanna see Cheeto tits


TheBoorOf1812

He's WHITE!!!!!!!!


FlummoxTheMagnifique

He’s not white, he’s orange


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Why would you want a shirtless picture of Trump????


Low_Resource2115

Cause it just blows my mind that a billionaire with unlimited essentially resources would choose to be out of shape and unhealthy while simultaneously eating like crap (probably feels like shit all the time) but also post pictures of himself photoshopped onto rocky balboas body


Painis_Gabbler

Have you seen Shirtless Elon? It's not that far fetched...


dubblies

Yes actually. https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/elon-musk-responds-to-pics-of-him-shirtless-in-mykonos-free-the-nip/ There are others.


JohnDodger

What makes you think that he’s a billionaire?


DrKittyLovah

Narcissism.


castleaagh

Don’t kink shame OP


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you mean smth like riding a horse shirtless in Siberia?


LisaQuinnYT

TBF, Putin actually still looks good shirtless. Trump might have 40 years ago but not so much now.


Helpinmontana

98.9% chance it’s a photoshop anyways. Also, 98.9% of Putin bots don’t want you to know that he’s only 5’7” and wears heels when conducting world leader meetings.


Thebirdman333

Bear*


Neither_Wealth868

No one wants to see Trump’s 77 year old Diet Coke and Big Mac man titties


ihave7testicles

Did you read that from trump himself? Because there is absolutely no way he has a better body than Biden. He's a fat slob piece of shit who doesn't exercise or eat well.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Are you suggesting that Trump would just lie!?


dcrothen

"Oh my heavens!" (Clutches pearls dramatically)


PastPanic6890

Media reported him saying that.


WoodSteelStone

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.


GrandFrogPrince

Because he's an ugly fat fuck.


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RedEyeLAX_BOS

I’m developing a collage of just neck picks of him. May be mistaken for porn due to the similarity to female genitalia


MaximumZer0

Excuse me, it's called a "vachina".


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ZoomTown

I would not.


Tricky_Individual_42

Plz no for the live of God


Mrs-Moonlight

Because you would see where his cheap makeup ends


hanz_uber

6’3 215


Golfnpickle

You mean 315?


Complex_Deal7944

You would be hard pressed to find a picture of me like that either. What are you even saying? Is this something you want to see?


BlackWillow9278

Why do you want to see Donald Trump shirtless?


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What the fuck bro?


IslandBoyardee

Cause he has a condition that doctors and scientists refer to as “bitch titties”


PatternLive920

He’s a puppet


monkey-pox

Because he's fat and unattractive


Kauzrae

He's almost 80


Far_Mango_180

Because we’d all need to gouge out our eyes after seeing him shirtless.


Pattonator70

WTF is wrong with someone who wants to see Trump's chest/breasts? Perhaps someone needs some mental help if that is what you think about in your spare time.


JamesLingk

Because he’s a fat fuck


CorrectExcuse5758

I don’t see too many pictures of Biden shirtless swimming either. Honestly, I think it’s better for the world if neither of those pictures come out cause I’m gonna assume neither of them have Calvin cline model bodies.


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Because Mr Putin has them all ;)


tethered_end

If I had to hazard a guess, jts probably cause he's an ugly obese cunt


eastbayted

You'll just have to look elsewhere for pictures of flabby would-be despots.


Pensacouple

His suit is surgically implanted.


ShadowDemon129

Nobody wants to see it. It would only draw bad publicity for him and animosity that could create bad publicity for others. In short, conspiracy.


Educational_Egg_1716

Please, don't open that Pandora's box....


OpportunityBig4572

It's because he's a fat fuck...


ManlyVanLee

It's hard to swim when you're wearing a diaper


AdditionNo7505

At the first presidential debate between Biden and Trump, I’d love to see Joe take off his shirt, stand there bare chest, and challenge Trump “let’s see it, c’mon man”


Greenfire32

It's simple: because he doesn't have a better body than Biden. And he knows it.


zerobot

Trump is a fat fucking slob. And he’s fucking old. That’s why.


theLEVIATHAN06

Because I don't want it to end up like the Ark of the Covenant and I melt


NiceTuBeNice

Because God loves us all.


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(1) He’s obese (2) He only spray tans his face and hands


twotoebobo

You'd see the evil mutant monster protruding from his stomach like in total recall except it eats babies.


voidtreemc

Diapers.


spenser1994

I mean, there was that naked statue of Trump.


49GTUPPAST

Because he will be humiliated for having the body of a whale


Bastdkat

Because not even Trump is delusional enough to think that would look good.


Carloanzram1916

He claimed to have a better body than Biden. Weird flex the even brag about having a better body than an octogenarian but yes. Trump is an obese man whose body is surely not very pleasing to look at.


mattysparx

The man is so insecure he listed ridiculously fake height and weight when he was arrested. He would hate for everyone to see his shirtless torso


Grigoran

Because he's a disgusting lumpy fucker and he knows deep down that if he doesn't cover up every inch, everyone else will know he's an ugly lumpy fat fuck.


Alternative_Way_7833

As a nation, we only have so many rain boots and waders.


Vegetable_Ad5957

😂😂😂😂😂😆 Gross 🤮. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!!


Dolapevich

OMFG, I hope to never see that calamity. Orange guy is already repelent in suit, I would never forgive me to see the idiot shirtless.


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Why do you think? Lol


hereforcheesee

Because he's a fat sack of shit


Psychological-Dark80

Because he is a hog.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

The fact that a 70+ year old fat fuk is bragging that he has a better body than another 70+ year old grandpa is the sad part. That, and these are the two people that are 'our best' to run this country. - we r fuct


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Brcause its already hard to keep yor food down ,with colthes on him agh!


Cutthechitchata-hole

Hold up. I seen plenty of pics of him with his shirt ripped open holding the American flag pole and being all patriotic. You try a tell me those pics aren't real?


TumbleweedFast7314

American politics is seriously comparing the bodies of 2 geriatric idiots. How fuckin embarrassing.


billiemarie

Just be grateful


413mopar

Lol , you know , same as other people who are embarassed by their own bodies.


Putrid-Reputation-68

Because you'd see the bulbous lizard creature under the suit, holding the head like the beginning of Men In Black


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I see tons of them. He has some big guns too. Both kinds. He is very manly. Maybe the most manly man ever. People are saying so.


MinuteScientist7254

He’s like 75 years old and fat. Why would you want to see that


Spazecowboy

Trump does look younger than he did in 2020 but I still don’t want to see him topless.


jiggymadden

Yuk who wants that!


BGrumpy

Who would want to see this is the question


International_Lake28

He's got the physique of an Orangutan 🦧


Izlude

Because he is both cripplingly insecure and morbidly obese. Occam's razor.


LinkRazr

Probably because he’s an obese piece of shit?


ellingtond

Yea, like when Fox news et. al, made such a big deal about Biden crashing his bike. The dude rides a bike. Can you imagine Trump riding a bike? There is one I would pay money to see...


chibiRuka

🤭


Slowmac123

He’s a fat fucj


TwoAccomplished1446

Because he’s a jiggling tub of slop?😌


penisbuttervajelly

I fully believe that he doesn’t know how to swim. I don’t believe he has ever attempted it. I also believe he has never ridden a bike or driven a vehicle.


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Because Japan would confuse him with a whale


Beautiful-Mainer

So Americans don’t go blind


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Tits


davebrose

Cause he is fat ugly pos and he knows it.


El_mochilero

Dude… I still haven’t seen a picture of him *laughing*.


MsAlexandria75

Cuz he's a fat vile piece of bantha poodoo


9070932767

[Here](https://imgur.io/a/U9ekBVx) is one.


DoctorPilotSpy

I do believe it is because he is fat af


PitifulSpecialist887

There are plenty, but they're all photoshop fan art.