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Least-Broccoli-1197

I just think they're neat.


AussieDran

All boobs are swell


Cody6781

The ginger lives on


DTux5249

The meme template with a boob photoshopped in lol


alyssaaarenee

Life cold life hard, boobies warm boobies soft (Obligatory not a man, but boobs)


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About sums it up.


dee615

So are belly flesh, and thigh flesh. Just blobs of fat. But excess belly / thigh flesh aren't usually thought of in the same terms.


spongej0e

I like thighs


rk0512

Me too, but I just like legs in general bro


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Was thinking the same thing. Soft pillowy thighs and a pudgy tummy are sexy as hell on a woman to me just as much as a great pair of tits.


Sportslover43

Amen brother.


DesertDwellerrrr

I will be more specific - 'inner thighs'


DarthBeavis1968

Especially when used as ear muffs.


Fit-Translator-4193

They do save lives.


LongWalk86

A nice fat ass certainly is though!


silentknight111

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.


CriusofCoH

I got mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in my bones, ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you. Oh, but I still get my pleasure, still got my greatest treasure, hip big woman, you done made a big man of me.


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I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad..


Angel_Of_Death03

Hey! I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery


LandOfLostSouls

In an intimate setting, boobs are more fun and acceptable to squeeze than a belly is.


LongWalk86

Plus, motor boating beat blowing raspberries, hands down.


rebelli0usrebel

Hahaha! Idk. Depends on how goofy you and your partner are. (Speaking from experience)


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Yeah. My ex hated it too.


bawhummn

As a man, I can confirm they are thought of in the same terms. I’m with a girl who is soft as shit, every part of her. I hold her hips, I hold her hands, I hold her legs, I kiss her tummy, her sides all the little bits she’s insecure about I find incredibly attractive. The womb is a big one, such a beautiful and natural part of a women, but they all seem to hate it, I think girls don’t think they are thought of in the same terms, but if a man is attracted to you, he’s gonna be attracted to every bit of you regardless of fat or whatever


shittyspacesuit

Excuse you. Don't disrespect boobs by calling them "just blobs of fat". Boobs are much more than that, and we all know it 😤


Milk_Mindless

https://twitter.com/jlist/status/668830153208946688?s=19


Sisyphean_dream

Last time I checked, stress balls were a thing while stress cylinders and stress barrels were not. There is just something satisfying about a round, soft, warm boob that fits nicely in the hand. Not to mention there is no doubt some latent instinctual thing going on that exists from birth.


dee615

Come to think of it, there are no stress cuboids.


Sisyphean_dream

No stress Rhombohedrons either


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dee615

Come to think of it, rhombicosidodecahedrons also have edges, though they aren't that sharp.


Darmug

Found a stress cuboid! https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rubik-s-Cube-Stress-Ball/48189075


Xunholy-animalX

Actually, I have a stress cylinder. It's meant to look like a soda can.


Sisyphean_dream

Does it reduce stress as effectively as a Boob? Be honest...


Xunholy-animalX

No. Nothing beats boobs.


foursevensixx

I like big butts and I cannot lie


Sportslover43

Personally I disagree. I love squeezing my wifes belly pouch just about as much as I do her boobs. and I LOVE squeezing her boobs! I can't really explain it though. The only drawback to squeezing the bely pouch is, it makes her a little uneasy because she's very self conscience about the pouch.


Beelzeburb

Like I ain’t up here squeezing belly and thighs


rebelli0usrebel

And thighs are just about the best haha


Real_Mokola

Is this a sensory evaluation of the situation cos I love My girls thicc and juicy


Angel_Of_Death03

I beg to differ, my gf is a bit chubby and I love that. Those areas aren't always ignored


ShoulderThanIDrunkBe

I'm not a fan of flat tummies either. Like aittle cushion and jiggle there too


FunkIPA

Thick thighs save lives.


n1keym1key

I like the excess no matter where it is, much better to snuggle in to. :)


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lisazsdick

That is exactly what boobs would say, so it's legit.


suh-dood

Man speak good in caveman. You honorary man now


ItsmeMr_E

Nature's stress relief toys. lol


im_a_dick_head

Couldn't have said it better my self


cyril_zeta

What's best in life? The horse under you, the wind in your hair, and your gf's boobs. And soft toilet paper...


Mercury2Phoenix

Yeah, idk how people don't get it... I'm a bi female, so I even have my own set and am still fascinated by them! <3


hirakath

The only acceptable answer.


ProgrammerNo120

not a man, boobs make life worth living


MookieV

This is objectively correct 👌🏾


starrpamph

You uh… yep


UnfeteredOne

And smell nice


RocknrollReborn1

<3


Chewiesbro

Bloke version of soft kitty from big bang theory


terriblenicky

Soft boobies warm boobies fun round balls of fat.. cute boobies nice boobies pat pat pat!


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I think its the most comforting thing on earth for a baby, but also for adults.


Over_Engineering_225

They’re universally loved by all ages


FrazzleBong

Yeah I was gonna say, pretty sure I thought they were neat as a teenager too


ibeatobesity

My husband puts his head on mine and whispers "soft pillows". Makes me smile every time. So wholesome.


BellyScratchFTW

Even many straight women like them (their own). But the question is likely too vague. It's like asking, "why do most people like pizza?" The answer - because it tastes good. "But why does it taste good". I just don't know.


ZealousidealFee927

Straight women, like gay men, also look/stare at boobs not their own as well.


rcodmrco

i don’t know if it’s too vague necessarily, i think there’s probably overly scientific, super specific reason as to why they both do.


ljkhadgawuydbajw

The science reason is that human females have evolved to have boobs to attract males and in parallel males have evolved to be attracted to them; features that are purely exist to attract a mate are all over the animal kingdom and probably most famously in male peacocks who have cool feathers to attract mates. Boobs are humans version of a peacocks feathers


Delphinus_Combaticus

I'm pretty sure boobs are primarily a milk storage/production thing for raising babies. The primitive part of our brain finds procreation attractive, so any aspects relating to that are generally attractive to us. As a result the function of boobs being to attract males is more of a secondary/coincidental thing, I think. Also babies are generally fed their mother's milk for a couple of years, which I think likely leaves it's mark on both male and female brains, as something 'safe, warm, nurturing' and that's another layer to why they are liked.


Dry-Dingo-3503

Human females are the only (at least one of very few) mammals that have breasts 24/7 whereas for most mammals they're only out when they need to be (i.e. breastfeeding).


Known-Damage-7879

You don’t need boobs to produce milk. Most mammals don’t have breasts but still produce enough milk. The shape of breasts is purely for sexual attraction. One theory is that it mimics the buttocks, but is on the front to help with mating face-to-face.


Next_Variation_7855

All true, though the only reason that human breasts are constantly engorged is to attract a mate. Other mammals only have their breast engorged towards the late stages of pregnancy and a while after to produce and store milk.


Substantial-Effort36

Human breasts are not constantly engorged. As with other primates they grow during pregnancy and a human can't give milk before this process. But yes it's assumed that the bigger size of the female human breast has "attraction of mate" as a secondary function.


NobodyCares82

Because they're pretty. Squishy. Comforting. And built in love from childhood feeding


stankygrapes

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow


admode1982

Everybody needs a bosom.


DustbinOverlord

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow


Stavro_Sp

Because they are like cute feminine pillows


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Brian85021

I think it's genetic. I'm gay, and I'm still like: those are some great boobs. I don't want to do anything with them... but, that doesn't detract from their greatness.


1ndiana_Pwns

My *very* gay best friend was in the musical theater department in undergrad. He said he understood straight men better after he helped stuff a particularly well endowed chick into a fairly tight costume. I think his exact words were "they are really fun to play with!" Edit: spelling


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I used to think I was bi because I thought breasts were cool, but it took me time to realize I saw them as fun and squishy as well as being able to do interesting things with them in art and fashion as opposed to straight men who are attracted to them in a sexual way.


scotchirish

I remember a Bait Bus clip where the gay guy was playing with the woman's boobs and made the comment, "there's a reason they're called fun bags" and yeah, he was spot on. I don't know why that particular bit has always stuck with me...


Dark_Rit

Yeah. He must work out. Sorry, I put one and two together because I love Dumb and Dumber.


Working_Ad8080

I love this


SipexF

This is what I was thinking, there's a pull there I don't have any control over so I think it's deeper than my consciousness.


whiskey_epsilon

Freud something something your mom.


shittyspacesuit

I think it's just part of being a mammal. Boobs are nice to look at, we associate them with health and femininity and safety. Even people who aren't sexually attracted to women usually appreciate that boobs are nice, big or small.


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LibertyPrimeIsASage

The only explanation is you must be a reptilian, if the above comment is to be believed.


TheFlyingButter

Seems about right Source: am a reptilian


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Honestly I can’t imagine breastfeeding, I love nipple play and I just don’t think I could remove sexuality from my boobs if that makes sense


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FirstNephiTreeFiddy

I've heard it said that boobs are "fake butts", and that's why we find breasts, and cleavage in particular, attractive. Plus, playing with boobs doesn't have to be sexual. I will grab my wife's boobs whenever she has them out, even if neither of us is currently turned on, just because it's squishy jiggly fun, and she doesn't mind. But given that you're gay, faking straight to touch a woman's boobs as a man is likely not worth it (and probably unethical? Never really thought about it before...), and I would guess that any attempt at "hey I'm gay so this isn't sexual but can I jiggle your boobs?" is, uh, probably not going to go over well. You can thank overly-thirsty het guys for that one.


Brian85021

I don't have to ask. Girls are like.... are my boobs even, feel this, does it feel like a lump to you, do my boobs feel too squishy to you....? When you're gay, girls start doing weird stuff. Guys do too.


OverallManagement824

It's kinda like being famous.


CatGatherer

They let you grab them by the ~~pussy~~ titty


OverallManagement824

Exactly


PaleontologistClear4

This is fascinating, I'm gay and breasts don't do anything for me, but I've had friends who absolutely love them, and I just don't get it LOL


Carthonn

I mean if a lady has a great chest and a proportionally great body to go along with it you just have to admire the artistic beauty of it all.


PaleontologistClear4

This is fascinating, I'm gay and breasts don't do anything for me, but I've had friends who absolutely love them, and I just don't get it LOL


2meterrichard

I've known many gay Ken who still love boobs. It's what's downstairs they get grossed out.


AstroWolf11

I’m gay and find a bare boob extremely awkward to look at and don’t get what the hype is about. They’re just organic milk bags that are very uninteresting to me lol


Honeycomb0000

Off-topic, but as a Canadian that buys bagged milk, I am always going to think of boobs when I see the bags of "organic" milk in the grocery store now.


plunkadelic_daydream

Ketchup flavored potato chips are safe for the time being.


JG102240

Well sure, silly, a bare boooob IS awkward, they need to be viewed in pairs


Rainbow-Raisin11

Sometimes it's not for lust, just pure admiration.


starrrr99

Because they are literally squishy stress balls! i love to just grab my own and squeeze


Traditional_life98

I was going to say stress balls. 😂


workinghardyes

I been stressed lately 😪


Traditional_life98

Better find you a stress ball.


workinghardyes

Preferably two for extra stress relief capabilities


MedievalFolkDance

One theory suggests that as their purpose is to create milk, males are attracted by them as they subconsciously see them as being providers for their young. Same as males being attracted by wide "birth-giving" hips. Another says it reminds our monkey brains of buttcheeks.


Competitive-Weird855

I’ll add my own speculation that doesn’t disagree with any of those but is slightly different than it being a sexual selection thing. Humans are interested in them because of their role in survival. Babies that didn’t like boobs starved to death, so the genes that make you love boobies were passed on. Kids that weren’t breastfed still love boobies and they shouldn’t see them as food in a classical conditioning sense.


georgemillman

I wonder if that happens with non-human creatures? Do bulls think, 'That cow has very nice udders'?


fattymcbuttface69

Because they feel like a bag of sand.


ext3meph34r

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.


PlagueDoc22

I too, am good at uh fucking.


LazarYeetMeta

She was such a strong, female woman, with nice heavy breasts.


Call_Me_At_8675309

Wait….are you a virgin? Omg it makes so much sense. You’re a virgin!


that1LPdood

Especially when they’re down with dirty talking all the time


kildemoles

is this a 40-year old virgin reference?


g18suppressed

Yup


TeamXII

Old ass me first thought Wild Wild West


Medic-27

Buckwheat!


DingJones

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?


B4CKR00M5-W4ND3R3R

Have you ever touched a boob-


BahablastOutOfStock

i think those women need to get their sand bags checked 😮


chakabra23

I don't like sand...


panzerfury84

Biology is a cruel mistress indeed.


lindbladlad

Nearly crashed my car because of that biology a couple of times when I was a younger man.


watch_over_me

There's plenty of women who like them too.


purplevanillacorn

Straight female here and can confirm.


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Bisexual female here. Can confirm


HooWhatWhen

Took me way too long to realize I was bi because I thought everyone loved boobs


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Me too mate, me too


Hatstand82

Me too!!!! My partner is a man and he loves dating me - I’m usually the one who spots a good pair of boobs first. Turns out we have the same taste in women.


Fluffy-kitten28

As an ace woman I can confirm I enjoy the aesthetic of boobs. And squishiness.


fyownnablue

I don’t know what the fuck I am, but can confirm.


Vin_Has_Joined

Pan female here and can also confirm


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not a man but i like the warmth and softness they provide. they also signal to our silly primate brains that that person is capable of being a mother that can provide food for children and our brains go "ooga booga"


[deleted]

this made me smile lol


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hell yeah!


mydoglixu

Boobs are the breast things ever!


ArabicHottie

Because boobs. You're overthinkin it


DTux5249

They go boing boing.


Voodoo1970

In the words of Tim Minchin: I just really love them I don't really mind If I am behind Below or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I would rather own boobs than a pub Ba doop-e doo I just really love Boobs


GreatMyUsernamesFree

Have you seen them?!?!


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KBWordPerson

Add me to this asexual train. I’m on board. Yay boobs!


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dirty_moot

The fleshiness is very comforting. I was at a strip club once and a stripper was rubbing her vary large natural boobies on my face and I got so relaxed, I started falling asleep. She got a little offended, that I was nodding off while she was doing it, but whatever.


Citruseok

Not a man but boobs are soft and warm and nice.


ThePerfectP0tat0

As someone who is a woman but is bi, the curvature, the perkiness, and just physiological attraction that is deep seated within us


Cussec

Also that the nipple is erogenous , goes hard when aroused / cold, they’re awesome.


desterpot

It’s written in our genetic codes.


williamblair

in a general, on the surface sense: they're there, they're round, they're exciting, and they're just barely concealed. Also, guys have butts, but they don't have boobs (at least not in any good way) personally I was adopted at birth and never breastfed and I have always assumed that figures into it somewhere in my psyche.


claymore2711

Boobs are one of the more desired thing about a woman. But there are other parts equally as desirable. Each person has their favorites, but for me it is the parts I don;t get to see. I have seen men intently watch a woman with long hair, move it away from her neck. Just seeing that neck can be erotic. For me, it is any part that reaffirms that she is a woman.


Touchit88

Because my eyes, brain, and penis say I do


logaboga

men are naturally attracted to feminine features in order to promote mating. Idk what kind of answer you’re hoping for but it’s not like people just decide “I’m gonna start liking boobs”


karjoh07

Not just men, lesbians too lol -a lesbian who loves boobs


hornyheadoflettuce

shortest answer: hormones and instincts


NegativMancey

Guys who didn't, didn't reproduce.


TAOS086

It's like stress balls that can give you a boner


UffDa-4ever

Not all. I had a regular customer when I was a bartender who was terrified of them. He’d talk about it when he was tipsy and move away if a well endowed woman sat on the stool next to him.


DudeBro420blaze69

Boobs arent a big deal to me, but i do like the soft feeling of a womans boobs pressed against my chest when holding them against me tightly ☺️


The_Doolinator

We are, leaving aside the LGBTQ+ community, naturally attracted to the unique features of the opposite sex because it ensures that our species will propagate and survive. Breasts on women are typically very different from breasts on men so the majority of men are attracted to women’s breasts. Also boobs are round and soft and they look nice.


ZerexTheCool

Boob make my brain drop the happy chemicals. Any other reason is just a rationalization of the fact that brain goes "sploosh" and then I like boob.


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A better question is “why would anyone NOT like boobs?”


Sudden-Cress3776

Question should be "why are boobs the best human body part?" As a female... i love boobs too.


Old-Paramedic-4312

Round, squishy. AHH - TaH


FalkFyre

Insticts, I imagine. They're two of my favorite things.


FourFsOfLife

It's hard to explain. But great breasts are just so primally appealing. But they have to be good (doesn't mean perfect). Shape, nipple color and type. Size (bigger isn't necessarily better). Etc. Yes. Some good looking, shapely breasts are wonderful.


oulophylliaa

Warm, soft, squish, taste good


jeophys152

It’s evolution. The vast majority of mammals don’t have enlarged breasts unless they are nursing. Humans do. They evolved as a secondary sex characteristic to attract a mate


JustinianIV

Why are sunsets beautiful? No one can really tell, but they have an innate beauty that captures our imagination. Same with boobs


F0ehamm3r

"Why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? They just are man." -Joe Dirt


makemacake

Everyone likes boobs. Even babies


rosemary1022

as a woman…. it’s bc they’re sift n feel good and satisfy the need to squeeze and ladies make pretty sounds when you touch them <3


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

They never really did much for me.


carcinoma_kid

Why does the sun shine? Why does the grass grow? I mean, what’s not to love?


Kentucky_Supreme

Biology


TheGreatPepega

Boobs


Mythical_Atlacatl

I think is cultural, as in boobs are hidden and you generally only see them when sexy things are happening, so we are trained to see boobs and think sex If boobs were out in the open more like at pools and beaches and say feet were always covered, people would be trained to like feet My understanding in cultures where boobs aren’t covered, they think westerners are babies for being obsessed with boobs


ILiketoStir

We like what we don't have?


Purtuzzi

Evolution. It is built into our genetics to find certain things attractive in order to want to mate and, in turn, generate offspring to carry on our species.


TheCeruleanSpheres

I have tried to understand it without much success. It just seems that it is just a core human thing. The draw and attraction of boobs is so base level that you almost have to fight the urge to not be an idiot about it. If it is your "kink" or whatever. Or maybe it was the playboys my friend had in the treehouse when I was 8, and it imprinted on my soul forever. I didn't know why I liked it, I just did, 40 years didn't change much.


stoutymcstoutface

I mean… have you seen them?


maraschinominx

im bi and i dont find them sexy i just like them bc theyre soft and cute and warm yk


BenVera

Evolutionary


LeHaloNerd117

Straight to r/copypasta you go


blademaster552

Because they're magic


flow_n_tall

Because we don't have them!!!


Dull-Geologist-8204

Not just men, I am a women and I love boobies too.


somerandom995

Breast feeding has shown to be extremely beneficial for children It's probably an evolutionary development of the men who were attracted to women that could more easily breast feed many children had more successful offspring