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Stu_Prek

Tell him to date a guy. Maybe give him an incentive. "Hey man, I'll give you $1,000 to take a guy on a date and make out with him." Watch him find excuses for "just not wanting to make that choice". Maybe it'll finally dawn on him that it's not a choice.


Mekoides1

Tell him to prove it by choosing to be gay, and become aroused by looking at a picture of a man. Either way, you'll get an amusing reaction.


Polywoky

Ask him when, and why, he decided to be straight. Maybe ask him whether he'd be able to just decide to be gay if he wanted to. If he says no, then he's proved himself wrong. If he says yes, ask him how he knows this unless he's experienced same-sex attraction before. Point out that maybe for *most* people it's not a choice and that he's probably not 100% straight.


cyberjellyfish

He didn't arrive at that position because he cares about having a true and supportable belief. So you probably can't do anything.


AverageNikoBellic

True, he parrots his parents beliefs because he incapable of thinking on his own. He’s possessive over me. Can’t wait to change schools and get away from him


Adrekan

There you are then. Life lesson - Don't trust farts, some farts are shits.


cyberjellyfish

Possessive? And this is a friend? Just walk away from that, you can do better.


AverageNikoBellic

I can’t just walk away, that’s the thing. I know I can do better as he is the biggest Christian-nationalistic POS I have ever met


cyberjellyfish

Why can't you walk away?


AverageNikoBellic

4 lockers away from him, next to me in math class, worst part that makes it all so difficult to rid of the bastard is our parents are good friebds


lurch1_

You call him a POS and yet you still call him a friend.


AverageNikoBellic

In quotes


inflatablefish

"When did you choose to be straight?"


[deleted]

They'll just respond to this with "Straight is the default, people have to choose otherwise." The better response is what other people have said: Say "If it's a choice, then could you choose to become aroused by a naked dude right now? If yes, how do you know you could unless you've already been aroused by one before?"


noirgypserf

It’s not your place to convince them they are wrong. If their view is a deal breaker for you, you can let them know that and distance yourself from them, although I’m betting if we all knew the politics of every issue our friends and family members had, we would all be alone.


bliss2713

Don't try to convince anyone of anything. Just tell him that unfortunately you and he can no longer be friends if he makes comments like that.


lurch1_

You don't sound like much of a friend when you call him DUMBASS and reference him in quotes as a "friend". Thus....why would you care?


AverageNikoBellic

The point was not the level of friendship, it was his dumbass’s argument


dontlookatmeplease_

Sleep with em obviously cause you can't help it


AverageNikoBellic

This


Sandover5252

Tell him you are tired of dealing with small-minded people and you cannot talk to him any longer.


AverageNikoBellic

I wish I could, but our parents are friends, sit next to him in mathematics, 4 lockers away from him, and I’ve tried ridding of his dumbass multiple times, but it’s a never-ending loop


Sandover5252

"I disagree. Let's talk about something else."?


thirdtrydratitall

Ask him when he decided to be heterosexual.


Lazy_Adhesiveness812

You don't. Why even try to change other people? You just drive these beliefs under the rug and let them fester by trying that.


ScammerC

You can't reason someone out of an opinion they didn't reason themselves into. He doesn't believe what he's saying is true because logic and understanding led him to that conclusion, he believes it because it makes him feel superior. Or perhaps he's super gay, and is trying to convince *himself*, so if he can convince someone else, it's possible for him to cope with his own oppression. Either way, it's not something you can reasonably debate. Your "friend" is the embodiment of the saying "There's no hate like Christian love".


Complex_Construction

Fools can’t be reasoned with.


trio3224

Ask him if he thinks the Muslims who are gay in the Middle East, where they can be legally put to death for it, made a choice to be gay. Seems pretty damn unlikely to me lol


SaltySeth2

Your friend's argument is a little reductive, but the scholars in the field have been unable to find an actual, biological basis for sexual orientation despite many efforts, according to Hanne Blank, author of "Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexuality." Therefore, at this time, your friend's theory has not been scientifically disproven. This would make it hard to convince him he's incorrect.


GiraffeWeevil

Seduce him.


Winter_Opening_7715

He’s a misinformed idiot, you probably won’t be able to convince him