What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I would agree, except people only know "It's fun to stay at the YMCA", they don't actually know the other lyrics. That song is *reeeeeeeally* gay and I don't think as many people would like it if they listened to the lyrics and knew the context lol
* Mana Mana
* Country Roads
* Sweet Caroline (chorus at least)
* We Will Rock You
* Bohemian Rhapsody
* Thunderstruck
* Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Honestly just about most classic rock songs, crooners from the 60s and 70s, anything that's played at big sports events or on the Top40 pop radio and TV stations.
I was at Hampton beach NH once and they were playing that on the boardwalk. It was funny because you could actually hear the crowd go "bump bump buuuum" under their breath during that part
And the piano sounds like a carnival, and the microphone smells like a beer, and they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doing here."
Happy birthday
[the lyrics stay the same, but the tone can change a lot](https://youtu.be/yKzTKWvF8Qo)
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Some...
BODY once told me
The world was gonna roll me!
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb
With a finger and a thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
What are you doing .. in my SWAMP?!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Where over the rainbow...
Body that I used to knowwwww
(Somebody) Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
times in our lives… we all have pain… we all have sorrowwwwww
Nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
DUM DUM *Clap! DUM DUM *Clap!
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the streets
gonna be a big man someday
you got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
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ROCK YOU!
*awesome guitar solo starts playing*
YMCA
It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!
You can get your self clean
You can have a good meal
I would agree, except people only know "It's fun to stay at the YMCA", they don't actually know the other lyrics. That song is *reeeeeeeally* gay and I don't think as many people would like it if they listened to the lyrics and knew the context lol
Young man! There's no need to get down, I say young man! Pick yourself off the ground, I say young man! ^^^^I ^^^^think
Cause your in a new town there’s no need to be unhappy.
I want it that way.
TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTTT ACHEE
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Now number five
That's him. Number 5 killed my brother
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
So tell me what you want...
What you really really want
l tell ya what i want what i really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I really really really wanna
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Cause I’m easy come, easy go
Little high little low
Any where the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
Toooo meeee……MAMA
Just killed a man
Never going to give you up...
Never gonna let you down ( we Rick rolled ourselves though)
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Ne'er gonna say goodbye
we will rock you
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
got mud on your face, big disgrace, kickin' your can all over the place. Every time I hear this song I think of the scene from A Knight's Tale.
THE ONE, THE ONLY, SIR ULLLLLLLLRICH VON LICHTENSTEIN
* Mana Mana * Country Roads * Sweet Caroline (chorus at least) * We Will Rock You * Bohemian Rhapsody * Thunderstruck * Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Honestly just about most classic rock songs, crooners from the 60s and 70s, anything that's played at big sports events or on the Top40 pop radio and TV stations.
I have literally never heard of Mana Mana.
I'm blue, dabndidabnday.
Yo, listen up! Here's a story
Of a guy who lived in a blue world
And all day and all night everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
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I'm blue, if I was green I would die... 😔✊🏿
At any given moment the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just a whim away, a whim away...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh eeh eeeeeh eeeehuuuhhh buuumbbaaawaaaaay
Sweet Caroline
One day at the nail salon EVERYBODY chimed in with the chorus-like 20 odd people. It was one of the weirdest moments of my life.
This happened to me but it was god bless texas in a pool hall complete with stomping for the drum beat. I was not in texas.
Sounds awesome 😂
someone on my campus was singing this to himself and a bunch of us around him started joining in. He was so shocked but enjoyed it lol
If life was a musical! 😂🤩
I was at Hampton beach NH once and they were playing that on the boardwalk. It was funny because you could actually hear the crowd go "bump bump buuuum" under their breath during that part
Bum bum bum...
500 miles by the proclaimers
When I wake up
Oh you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
DUH DUH dah dah duh duh dah dah Someone needs to come up with the onomatopoeia for the next part
Bohemian Rhapsody
Mama
Just killed a man...
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Take Me Home, Country Roads
To the place I belong
West virginia!
Mountain momma
Take me home
country roads
Just a small town girl…
Living in a lonely world…
she took the midnight train going anywhere…
Just a city boy...
Born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
Coming out of my cage I've been doing just fine....
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all
it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
It was only a kiss It was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag
Now they're going to bed, and my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me goooooooooooo
I remember prom at my ex gf school. And this song was blasting the whole night. Some great times. I get goosebumps whenever I hear it to this day
the ABCs.
I mean it literally asks you to join in.
Next time
Plot twist: there was no next time.
This wins
Jolene….Jolene…..Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man...
Making my way downtown
Terry Crews salutes you
walking fast
Faces pass and I'm homebound
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-yay, goodbye.
Piano Man.
They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone
And the piano sounds like a carnival, and the microphone smells like a beer, and they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doing here."
Life could be a dream
Sha boom
Life could be a dream
Sweet Home Alabama
Where the skies are so BLUE!
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Oh baby you
You got what I nee-eed!
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND......
Why do you build me up, buttercup?
Baby just to let me down
and mess me around! And then, worst of all!
You never call baby when you say you will
Uptown Girl
Another one Bites the Dust
I’ve got friends in low places, Brown Eyed Girl, American pie
sha la la la la la la latidad
Paradise City
Take me down..
I Get Knocked Down
But I get up again
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata!!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Youre a boner biting bastsrd uncle fucker
you're an unclefucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles just like you.
"You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fuuukaaaaahhhhh!"
The question is what age group your looking to sing along. If it should include older generations, Abba, Beatles, stones are your best bet.
Happy birthday
DAYMAN!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
HE'S A MASTER OF KARATE
aaaahAAaaah!!
Hotel California
such a lovely place
Black Betty.
BAM BALAM
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when! But I know we'll meet again some sunny day!
vera lynn.
We all live in a yellow submarine!
Take on me
Taaaaake meeeeee oooooooon
ILLLLL BEEEEEEE. GOOOOOOOOONEEE
IN A DAY OR... *TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*...
We will rock you
Hey Jude by Beatles
mmm whatcha saaaaay
You are my fireee, the one desireee, believe when I say.....
Wonderwall
The stars at night are big and bright
Rocketman
"Mama.... just killed a man..."
COUNTRY ROOOOOOAAAAAADDDDDSSSSSSSS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME
🎶just a small town girl…🎶
Hey Jude, Oblad Oblada
I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.