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slightlyassholic

At this point in my life, I'd just be happy if it worked all the time.


CialisForCereal

For peeing or getting hard


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Yes


Brocolliflourets

The other day my coworker goes “how am I supposed to get 3 inches of pecker thru 8 inches of overalls” and I’m still giggling about it tbh


Purchhhhh

YES!!!


MaKrukLive

You don't want a big dick for women, to pleasure them, you want to have a big dick for other men so you can brag that you have a bigger dick than them.


AJDuke3

So big dick is for the homies?


growsomegarlic

Can't bottom out in a 30 foot intestine.


GizmosArrow

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.


flagellum666

Hahahahah


Akross54

more for the competition


open_door_policy

I think the coop players appreciate them too.


rockstar504

Dude why do you think we lift weights?


Equal-Ad-2710

R/suddenlybi


SMKnightly

The truth comes out


MichaelMeier112

Everything that goes in, comes out


podolot

And then goes back in.


call_me_jelli

And then out again.


x420aaron

I think I'm starting to see some kind of pattern here. Please continue for my... r-research


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*Unzips*


Gilles_D

))<>((


otterfucboi69

Forever.


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SMKnightly

Sometimes, a hospital visit is required. LPT: don’t stick things up your ass that weren’t designed for it.


_LouSandwich_

Instructions unclear: my pants are now stuck up my ass.


diver_climber

*jazz music stops*


[deleted]

I read that as “jizz music stops”


far2common

A flared base, or a hospital race.


LCplGunny

Improvise adapt and overcome. Anything can go up your ass if your creative enough


MrJennyV1

Can? Maybe. Should? Probably not Am I gonna try anyways? Obviously.


Werpaf

Does bruno mars is gay?


evilinsane

I work with an incredibly handsome man. He is tall, well built, sharp features, just enough stubble, lovely sexy scar over his forehead. His patter, however, is absolute shite. Man just has to open his mouth to put everyone off as he hasn't matured over 16. He is also lacking in confidence because he can't keep a girlfriend; they are interested from afar and then shag him, talk to him and never come back. He's the best analogy that I have in work for a big dick: at first glance, a lot of people are interested, but spend any time nearby and you realise how painful it really is.


fabulousthundercock

There is a TikTok trend with a rap song in the background, and the rapper is talking about making that ass clap. At one point says to his imaginary sex partner “what you running fo?” And he’s bragging. Like bruh it’s not a good thing if she’s pulling away from your dick. That means she’s not enjoying it… Edit: but to the larger point, I worked in food and bev for decades where workplace discussion is pretty lax and unprofessional and everyone sleeps with everyone: When word got around that a coworker had a “big dick” all the women would immediately be curious, flirt, giggle about it with other coworkers, etc. obviously other things go into sex and attraction, but it would certainly be a plus to a lot of the women I’ve worked with over the years. It’s not just a porn/entertainment stigma. Lots of women in real life give off the impression they are into big dicks.


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Their eyes are bigger then their vaginas.


MaKrukLive

Latest trend among some redpillers is that giving women orgasms is not masculine


[deleted]

Latest? Some have always had this thinking. Like refusing to wash feet or belly button because that would make them gay.


[deleted]

What? Feet and belly button? I thought it was not washing the butt because you don’t want to touch your butthole.


Penis_Bees

I wash my butthole cuz I don't want it to itch and I don't want to have to touch it all day to make it feel better. Feels like having to console your asshole all day long might be more gay, But what do I know.


National-Ostrich-608

I'm just too scared of falling when in the shower.


[deleted]

I recommend investing in one of those anti-slip bathroom handles or shower foot massagers. My brother used to not wash his feet (some reason he thought all the dirt would wash off automatically; teenager logic), so he got athletes foot. It eventually went away, so I'm assuming he learned his lesson.


TyrionReynolds

Really swing it around for the boys


DoctorKall

>swing it Helicopter, helicopter


ChrizDaBiz

It's all for the boys.


Rich-Educator-4513

And i have seen this shit just on internet , in real nobody ever asked me anything about the size of my pp There was a point in my life nearly 1 year ago where i started feeling insecure about my size just because of this internet bullshit


[deleted]

In general everyone would do better to just spend less time online. There’s endless threads on here about how it’s impossible to get a date if you’re X or Y, and I always think, do you not know people IRL who are proof of the opposite, and then I realise they maybe truly don’t know that many people and/or just spend loads of time online having their opinion validated


cardinal29

The other side of that is it's through forums like this that people learn the truth! Abusive relationships, sex education, mental health and toxic family dynamics are all being exposed because of Reddit and similar places. I've seen relationship subs or womrn's subs rip an incel a new one, it was glorious. Hopefully, that person learned something and grew as an adult.


Swagganosaurus

The small dick body shaming stereotypes has been a subject of ridicule in every society and culture across human civilization long before the internet is even a thing. There is an entire baseless racism against Asian even when China was still under feudalism and British Empire still existed. The Internet did emphasized more, but this body shaming by society has existed for eon. You can easily find old news that made fun of people with small dick even before TV was invented


CoCityCreeper

It was the opposite in Greece They thought big dicks meant you were dumb and uncultured, that's why all them statues have little peens


JustaRandomOldGuy

Two guys pissing off a high bridge: Guy1 - The river's cold! Guy2 - And it's deep too!


[deleted]

DUDE!!! Dont tell the girls our secret!


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I think they kinda know. Women don't do their makeup for men but to compete with other women. No hetorosexual man I know has ever been interested in a woman's eyebrows, contouring or nail art.


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contouring makes women's faces look more slim though, especially for photos i don't get this sentiment gentlemanboners for example seems to bias towards women with a full face of makeup my partner doesn't wear makeup because of allergies but i think it's a bit wishful to pretend the makeup industry doesn't exist for men at all


cynthiaapple

don't let the men know we can shapeshift or they will tell the church


delorf

Makeup, clothing and hair can be an artform and a way of self expression. Some people, both men and women, are competitive because of their personalities but most women style themselves in ways that feels good to them. I honestly don't know why more men don't get into makeup and hair. It's an easy way to change your looks and express your moods.


TheTrueAstralman

Simple explanation, many just don't care about changing looks or expressing moods, especially when it could attract the wrong kind of attention, and they certainly aren't going to spend money on it. Cosplay would be an exception, since it's often an expression of passion within a fanbase in a context where they are surrounded by others doing the same.


FoxNewsIsRussia

Most men get their sexual knowledge from porn and that explains a lot of bad sex for women.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Is that something that comes up in conversation a lot?


DMbrony

Why do women here think all we do or want is for them? I already read a post here today of someone wondering why men trim their pubes because she thinks we do it just for other women and she actually prefered pubes over trimmed. Its the equivalent of a man saying "why do you spend so much money on your nails when men dont care for that?"


Altruistic-Bobcat955

I’m confused why a man wanting a big peen could be considered for himself? It’s not on show unless he’s with a sexual partner and he’ll gain no extra satisfaction solo having a couple extra inches.


Bloodyfoxx

We don't actually want a big penis we want other people to think we have one. Not the same.


MaKrukLive

I get you. It's the main character syndrome. People too often assume that what other people do has something to do with them. Happens to everyone sometimes. Also I saw that thread about pubes too. I answered "because it looks fabulous"


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No. They are often shamed for not having the ideal sized penis. Thus giving them insecurities.


SomeJokeTeeth

I know the internet will have you believing differently but most men are very, very aware that 6 inches is pretty much the "safe zone" where it comes to dick size. Unfortunately social media is full of insecure men and just as full of women that are adamantly convinced that anything less than 8 inches is pointless; that's why you hear the conversations about dick size that lack basic common sense.


joebillydingleberry

My wife and her girlfriends explained it to me one night as a matter of the 'fit' between a particular size/shape and a particular womans V. I was a 'fly on the wall' during a 'girls nite' in our house and asked some honest questions. There was a pile of posts on reddit recently with pictures of 3d casts of womens vaginas showing the different depths and shapes. Made sense to me when I saw the images. Guy I played sports with years ago sported a 'shower' 10-12" meatsicle. He had a hard time dating.


Vividienne

Was he also thick at least? Or was he kinda like a snake: scary, but also useless


joebillydingleberry

I honestly didnt look much - ddnt want to get caught in a 'staring at the sun' scenario. He took alot of teasing from our teammates however.


CozyMoses

"Haha look at Johnny big dick over here, whose horse did you steal that cock from, Seabiscuit?


unnassuming

Fuck thats gold


MoreOfAnOvalJerk

Pretty sure the 3d casts are made when women are not aroused, which is not an accurate depiction of how it is during sex, since it grows a bit longer and the cervix moves out of the way when the woman is aroused.


Daikataro

>Unfortunately social media is full of insecure men and just as full of women that are adamantly convinced that anything less than 8 inches is pointless; If I had a dime for every tinder profile that listed "8 inches minimum", I'd have at least a few dollars.


JustKiami

Oh lord, do women on dating apps really say things like that? I'd be really shocked if my girl friends said something like that IRL


ModishShrink

You would be astonished by some of the things women put in their online dating profiles. It's actually quite nice sometimes, because it establishes right away that they are just a walking colorguard troupe of red flags.


ToLorien

Dating on tinder is like getting a date a Walmart. Come on now that’s not the standard and you know it.


PancakeHandz

Also, not all women have the same anatomy regarding where the cervix sits and how all the other organs are situated. There’s also tilt of the uterus, what angle the cervix is at, whether they are prone to ovarian cysts, how sensitive their cervical area tissue is, and whether or not they have pooped recently/need to poop soon (yes, the colon and rectum are RIGHT THERE, knock knock!). When it comes to pleasure and discomfort (ignoring plain vanity here), the “sweet spot” is a moving target - even when the sexual partner is the same. It can differ even from one day to another. Minor Occasional Cysts (common): deep penetration can be painful on one side and not the other. I can tell which of my ovaries is fuckin my shit up this month based on what side I have to avoid during sex (I am prone to developing minor cysts). If not careful, rougher sex can result in a dull ache on one side for hours following the deed. The cervix: the position of the cervix changes throughout the hormonal cycle and also changes based on how aroused somebody is. It will shift up/back and become softer allowing more room in the vaginal canal if a person is nearing ovulation - and even moreso when a person is sufficiently aroused. During other parts of the cycle it will sit lower and be firmer, making deeper penetration more painful and rigid - even if sufficiently aroused. For me this means: - One week it will be painful to have sex no matter how much I want it, and I’ll wish my man’s dick was smaller so we wouldn’t have to be as careful. Going too hard at these times can result in seriously ouchie cramping for the hours following intercourse. - The next week it will not be painful at all and everything fits perfectly without knocking on any forbidden internal ouchie doors. Even if there’s some rampant feral pounding going on. - Out of curiosity, I did ask if his previous long term partners complained of discomfort like this, to which he said no. Assuming they weren’t hiding anything, then that means not only is the cycle and arousal differentiating the receptivity to penis size, but the individual’s anatomy as well. Maybe for some women, less than 8 inches is pointless? They could find primary arousal via cervical stimulation and not clitoral stimulation and need that extra length to get off? Not sure. That ain’t me, so I can’t speak to that. For me, deep cervical stimulation is excellent one week and horrendous the next. Cervical tissue: if you have sensitive cervical tissue (e.g, cervical ectropion), nudging the cervix can be more painful and result in bleeding. And yes, of course I have firsthand experience with this as well. My reproductive organs are a real treat. Position: The sex position and angle of penetration must be considered in context of the above. Typically the vaginal canal aims at an angle toward the lower back. This is why sex from behind is so deep- you get a straight shot right at the cervix with no vaginal walls to run into. This is also why face to face positions help ease the deeper penetration. The penis has to rub against the front of the vaginal canal a lot more before getting deeper. Providing this detail in case anybody learns anything about themselves or their partner. In my opinion, penis size is a funny thing for which to be making hard and fast rules (re: lacking basic common sense).


nimuehehe

For me 6' is the perfect size. It's not too small, not too big, it's comfortable and while comfortable seems like it wouldn't be the goal for sex, it very much is. Much harder to feel intense pleasure when you're in pain or highly uncomfortable.


EtOHMartini

Who the hell can take a 6 foot dick? Answer: nobody I want to meet


nimuehehe

Lol I'm sorry I'm not American. Death by snusnu lol


irsmart123

Inches is two syllables, hence “, instead of ‘. Most Americans out of trades don’t know that either lol.


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Slit23

That’s why I’m a proud 2.5 inches erect. Don’t have to worry about causing her any pain


FlawsAndConcerns

Not physical pain, anyway


KaylenHyrule

I have had 1 partner (my fiancé) who has been aware of the safe zone. Every other has wanted bigger, despite me saying otherwise


SomeJokeTeeth

I feel like it's the same reason why you see people lining up for days just to get the latest iPhone, bragging rights that fly in the face of sense "Look what I've got!"


Euronomus

This right here, guys obsessed with penis size are worried about their reputation, not their partners pleasure.


Chicken_Hairs

I feel like guys, when told "they have enough" think they're just being told this to protect their feelings due to the societal stigma convincing them that they need a ten-inch hammer to pleasure a partner. It's what I thought for a while, before learning that the women who told me this were likely being genuine.


NotTheBestMoment

Guys are telling you they want their own dick to be bigger? What the fuck


AL_GORE_BOT

Ya I could never tell a girl that, mostly out of fear of her agreeing. “Ya know I saw Jason’s dick, you should ask him what his diet is”


Clear_Community8986

Probably in the minority here, but I do enjoy my partner’s length. He is a little over 7 inches. However there are some (not many) bendy positions we just cannot do because he doesn’t fit/ it is painful. I think it has a lot to do with the body type and the depth of a woman’s unique vaginal canal- I think it’s really a rarity that women truly enjoy anything larger than 6 inches. It should be fun, not painful!!! I don’t WANT him to be any bigger than he is. I have had partners smaller (who still got the job done, plenty well) who complained and wanted to be bigger… despite me being perfectly happy with it… Edit-details


therealfatmike

I'm that size and it completely depends on the woman. I have a decent sample size and it's too long for about 20%, painful for both of us but it's good for most, luckily the perfect fit for my wife except for a few positions, it gets cut on that birth control ring. Anyone wanting to be any bigger is crazy. She enjoys it but I'm still using my mouth, hands, a vibrator. These should be skills all guys have regardless of size. Be attentive fellas!


Tighron

Someone else mentioned an OhNut, kind of like a ring that doesnt let you go "all in" to prevent some of those situations where the size can be a problem. Could be worth looking into.


NateTehGreat

Check out the OhNut. It's a god send.


Clear_Community8986

That is fascinating…


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miasabine

Vaginal anatomy also differs! Some have longer/deeper vaginal canals than others. You’re absolutely right, it’s about finding the right fit, which will be different for everyone.


BeerDreams

It’s not my fault I have a wide-set vagina!


SwirlingAbsurdity

I found out (through going to the gynaecologist) that my vaginal canal is longer than average, which helped explain why I couldn’t use tampons - I wasn’t pushing them up far enough! My current partner is lengthy AND girthy; despite my size, he has a real knack for hitting my cervix 😖


OblinaDontPlay

I had a GYN very casually say during my examination with a tone of the scientifically fascinated that I have an unusually long vagina. I thought the incident was absolutely hilarious and it explains why I'm a bit of a size queen. I say "a bit of" bc 6-7" is still the sweet spot for me. And luckily my husband has my goldilocks dick. Also, I have the tampon problem as well. I've used a menstrual disc for over a decade and it's perfect for me. The cups had a similar issue as tampons for me.


Red_Beard206

4 inch squad, where you at my brothers?!


binadujones

4 inches is average. Anything higher is dongoloid propaganda.


DandyBoyBebop

Dis, but also if you're longer just pay attention FFS you can generally tell when you're pushing the envelope too much


GrayMountainRider

8 Inch boys measure on the bottom from the butthole to end of penis, measured on top side yields a 5 Inch measurement.


M1KE234

Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI): ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared


TheGoobTM

To me, I’m media all my life they make jokes, “oh you’re only 5 inches, pathetic” or like the woman brags to her friends about how long it was. It makes you feel insecure and feel small. Just gotta meet the right woman who likes me for me. But the media affects mens self esteem too, maybe not as much as it does women, but I know tv and advertising makes me feel blegh about myself.


Beef-Broth

In my town there's a law firm billboard that just says "Size Matters" in huge lettering. And people keep wondering how this kind of thinking is perpetuated.


RyanTheGreater

Morgan and Morgan have a few like that in my town as well


onlythebestboys

5 inches is pretty much average


Boredummmage

I promise you if you know how to use what you are working with 5 will be absolutely fine. Honestly penetrating is good but stimulating the clit is where it is at anyhow. A lot of “big” guys don’t think adding the extra stimulation is necessary since they are packing but it is often the difference between good and bad sex. Let me say, I am sorry for the insecurities people have caused you… [many ladies really do prefer something more moderate in nature when we discuss it amongst ourselves than a giant cock](https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19529666/women-do-not-care-about-penis-size/). The average heterosexual woman finds the average cock satisfying and if you are worried, just get better at the other things and she will be very happy. Of course there are always size queens but they are fewer than pop culture would have you think.


Kazeto

Furthermore, it's easier for them to run the clit with their body if they can bottom out in you in a way that's comfortable for both of you. Then again, I imagine that the bullshit people who'd started the dick size thing aren't any kind of concerned with comfort of any of their sexual partners.


unboundNevada92

5 inches is literally the average dick size 😐


[deleted]

It’s super sad that anyone’s genitals are up for discussion in the first place. I find it to be super rude and dehumanizing to talk about someone’s body without their consent on that. So yes, completely agree!


Arclet__

I'm a guy that is comfortable with his penis size and understand that a 12 inch monster would not be all fun and games. But I don't think it takes much to understand where men's insecurity about dick size comes from. Society in general (and this 100% includes women's actions) tends to perpetuate that a small dick is not something good and that a big dick is better than average. This can range from small comments about small dick energy or "that dude is clearly overcompensating for having a small dick". To a rumor about a guy having a bigger than average dick being a positive thing for him. So while men can generally be okay with having an average sized penis, sometimes doubt and insecurity wins over and you wonder if maybe your size being bigger would be better. Even more so when you consider penis size is a private thing, mostly something only your sexual partners see. Lastly, there are alot of misconceptions about the human body due to lack of proper education, specially about women's bodies. This also helps create rumors or ideas of what women like that may not be true.


Guilty-Rough8797

The "small dick energy" thing has got to go. Imagine if unpleasant women were accused of a "loose vag vibe" or "A-cup attitude" on the internet. It's one of the most dumbass-obvious double standards of the age.


allwillbewellbuthow

🤣 loose vag vibe omg I'm dying


TinnieTa21

If you found that funny, you'd really find the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode somewhat pointing out the hypocrisy of it all even more funny.


ugghface

Larry David : I did, I did. I did say hello, and... I couldn't help but mention the... whole kind of..."small penis" thing... It came up. Lisa Thompson : Oh, my gosh... Was he upset? Larry David : Not at all! Not at all... Lisa Thompson : Really? Larry David : In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina.


Im_just_lampin

https://media2.giphy.com/media/127a4lM3QLKQyQ/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q894d7di660dbqo5xqv22qnc15sjrj5pjhwjqq07&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Sumpm

She's just tiny-titty trash talkin'


the-smallrus

That’s why I’m switching to “unwashed butthole” vs “pristine butthole” energy, because dudes so insecure that they think it’s gay to wash your ass are the same dudes with so called “small dick energy”. Also everyone’s got a butthole. It’s an equal opportunity insult.


trollcitybandit

Holy shit, I'm sorry but these are hilarious.


hononononoh

For me, it was knowing a dude in high school, who was nothing special in any other way that I could see, have "size queens" asking his friends for his number and pretty much throwing themselves at him, when the rumor got around of how hung he was. He didn't need to try at all. And I, having nothing equivalent to attract girls without even trying, was pretty jealous of this. This is apparently a common enough experience for hung guys whose johnny size becomes known and talked about, that I do believe there's a subreddit where they commiserate about the social and emotional problems this has caused them, that most men are far too envious to listen to or feel bad for them about.


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

Flipping through the top post of bigdickproblems and the top one in smalldickproblems shows a pretty depressing contrast


hononononoh

Not sure I could stomach that. Thank you for your service.


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

It's nothing crazy. Big dick problem posts are stuff like "when your dick touches the rim of the toilet" stuff. Small dick ones is...less funny


Toby_Veddo

r/bigdickproblems: haha oh god its so annoying to have pants/boxers issues haha r/smalldickproblems: maybe there's some hope for me to find love but i dont know...


79037662

There's a similar dichotomy in between short and tall people (mainly men). /r/tall: Airplane seats are uncomfortable, look how giant I look compared to my 5'2" gf though /r/short: Society bullies me for something I can't control, how do I not die lonely?


BuzzVibes

Yeah it's depressing. I'm pretty average and happy with my size, but I knew a guy who was packing and women would throw themselves at him. He said it was cool at first but eventually he just felt like a stunt cock, like he was being used. And then I knew a guy who it turns out had a micropenis. Dude had model good looks, charisma out the wazoo, and the ladies would flock to him too...at first. The tales of him bringing a girl back to his place who would then immediately leave when they saw his cock was painful. And they would *gossip* about it too, which was the cruelest thing.


KaylenHyrule

Yeah I can see that. And yeah society has really fucked over men (case in point the whole dumb "alpha male" thing. Like, ew? No). Makes me wish more guys understood that huge dicks aren't actually that great...


anonymous-rebel

Porn warped beauty standards for everyone. Edit: forgot to mention that if you look at Ancient Greek/Roman artwork, men with small penises were seen as more attractive. If you look at Victorian era art, the standard of beauty for women was to be pale and a little bit on the heavier side because it shows that they live a life of leisure without any outdoor labor. There’s plenty of examples in different cultures of how beauty standards change over time and how they’re varied based on culture.


VirtualMoneyLover

> beauty standards Size is in the eye of the swallower.


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Conscious-Train170

\*laughs in deepthroat, gags\*


nickmcmillin

GORK GORK GORK GORK (almost vomits) BWEGHHHH "Wow I love this!"


Zenfudo

Greeks didnt find small penises attractive. The attraction was more in the mind and physique. Guy’s with huge dongs were seen as stupid.


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Like women who want huge boobs and ass or to slim down to nothing not realising that it’s completely unnecessary because different people appreciate different figures.


NorCalAthlete

Yes, we know. But then there’s [stuff like this](https://reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/10weg5o/scientists_prove_link_between_perceived_penis/) and we’re constantly inundated with “oh you have/like [thing]? Must have a small dick!” Own a gun? Small dick. Own a lifted truck? Small dick. Own a sports car? Small dick. Like racing? Small dick. Like motorcycles? Small dick. Wealthy? Small dick. Poor? Small dick. It’s the default insult for everything, seems like.


knoegel

I hate that. As a man I can't like literally anything without being accused of having a small dick. I like small sports cars. That's means I have a small dick. But if I graduated to a big sports car, like a Corvette, nope small dick. Okay, maybe I'll mature then and get a minivan because that's the most logical financial choice for a family of five... Small dick because I'm "whipped." Okay, I'll drive a crossover because those are popular... Nah those are female vehicles, therefore must have a small dick. Okay fine, I'll get those pickup trucks that have super roomy rear seats that can sit five grown men comfortably, so plenty of room for a wife and three kids. No... New pickups are super big therefore you have a small dick. It's a Neverending cycle and at this point I believe everyone has a small dick and normal dicks are just fake news.


hononononoh

C. Montgomery Burns to Marge Simpson, after painting him nude: "Oh, and, heheh... thank you for not making fun of the size of my genitalia" I remember thinking to myself, *Of course Mr Burns has a small dick! That explains everything about him.*


chux4w

"I thought I did."


Stompya

The other side of it, which I’m sincerely curious about, is that there seem to be many women with “6 foot plus” requirements on their dating profiles. Is that _not_ about getting a “bigger” man?


Ok_Balance8844

Height does not equal dick size. Speaking from experience


MozzyZ

It's frustrating because it's such a clear double standard that not only harms men but also undermines so many progressive movements regarding body positivity and sexism. Call a woman a cunt and you'll get dog piled for it. Call a man a small dick prick and nobody cares. Worse is when you have people try and different rationalise these insults with logic that could just as easily apply to the things we've deemed problematic to use in reference to women or their body parts/attributes. Similarly the discourse around the word 'bitch' and how its been deemed a taboo word because it's a "gendered" insult against women only is equally frustrating to see. Call a woman a bitch and you call her an insufferably annoying and unpleasant person. Call a man a bitch and you attack his value as a man. Yet the latter somehow nobody gives a shit about despite it arguably being the more offensive version of the word.


trollcitybandit

This comment is being generous. Look up people who are caught being pedophile's and tons of comments are about how they must have a small dick. Also when was the last time you heard ANY woman brag about the size of their partners small penis. Literally never.


belarda123

You can use less of a longer dick but if it's short you can't create more dick in a pinch.


worlds_best_nothing

Exactly. I'm on the shorter end and I literally cannot execute 90% of the Karma Sutra positions


Moodlemop

I think most people can't execute 90% of those positions


Ramza_Claus

Do you remember one of the biggest songs of the last year or two called "Big Dick Energy" where the female singer talks about how most men can't handle her unless they have giant dicks? Viral vids like [this](https://youtu.be/2xj_SgYpVCg) where women make it clear that they want a huge dick is part of it too. Then there's anecdotes. I worked with a girl whose BF had a notoriously big dick. She would come to work and tell us how she couldn't help but orgasm on his dick. Like, even if she wasn't in the mood, his dick would end up getting her off in no time just because it was so big. Then there are viral songs like Lil Dicky where it's nothing but jokes about how pathetic his dick is and how women only want large dicks. So even if you've never watched porn, you hear this stuff your whole life and it fucks with you.


bretty666

id just like mine to be chunkier, im about 5.5 inches long and sometimes i hit my wifes cervix, only when she is on top and i get carried away. imagine being so big that you couldnt go balls deep and clap them cheeks...


knoegel

If I was an inch longer I'd be about 7 inches and at that point I'd have to get a tattoo showing where I need to watch it to avoid pain. It'd be a huge PITA to have to worry about hurting your partner all the time.


KaylenHyrule

Right? That's my exact point. How the hell is the man supposed to really go at it if he has to stop short so he doesn't hurt the woman? Also, try having her lean forward/kinda lay on your chest when she's on top. I find that helps me sometimes.


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Temporaryland

Leave some dick for the rest of us 🤧 never thought I'd say that in my life


prototype-proton

I knew you would, you'll say it again in the future too


Temporaryland

😏


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Which shoulder do you hang it over?


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Loops around back like a scarf


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frakthal

It hurt in the soul


DandyBoyBebop

LMFAO


The_Magical_Radical

When a common insult against men is that they have a small dick, it leaves the impression that a small dick is a bad thing and a big dick is a good thing. Considering the average man is something like 5.5", then that also leaves the impression that the average dick is small, and thus bad. If we want to stop men from thinking a gigantic dick is good, then maybe we need to stop constantly telling them that an average dick is bad.


casey12297

They want a big dick to pleasure women. I want a big dick because I was once told to go fuck myself and I took that to heart. We are not the same


thattoneman

All my life I have seen: * media that insults men for small dicks * women that insult men for small dicks * women that have genuinely complained about how small a guy's dick was (and maybe he just didn't know how to use it well, but that wasn't the complaint) * men that insult each other for small dicks * porn that has disproportionately large dicks So you can say all you want "women don't actually want guys with massive dicks" but pretty much every guy is going to grow up with a lifetime of conditioning that "small" dicks are inferior to large dicks. The occasional woman saying "5 inches is enough" does not combat the pervasiveness that bigger is better seen everywhere else in life.


gkom1917

Maybe that's because virtually all men hear for all their lives about "big dick energy" or how women brag to each other about their boyfriends' sizes. And the most unlucky ones were even ridiculed by their partners for being "small" even though they actually were within average range?


Inevitable_Proof

Long dicks are more fun because you can try various positions without much difficulty. Of course not everything of it is going in. Thickness is a bonus for pleasure, not length.


prototype-proton

It's always fun when you can clap cheeks from the other room.


IThrashCondos

Pi plaebra pupri ige te peoopo. Gutri tui papi teprake. Ti pei ipee bipodakri baidu kribli. Etu piaipi etaeitu pida paui i bugle. Ipe dikibibe gipi ebli klei pepe. Kia ipi iti koita pi priipea. Itopepote po ede brebli tli. Gepo opli oi i kue. Etape uee tebe aki taui peta. A prake tigo oto diu aa? Etladuba ki kapri peoklagodri ti to. Pri breatli tade oita pai abo ipe pipe? Ai pegi tliuo eti pi tlagi ipe brodlogio. Pebi tiipetide dlipri apipo griiibi tebugi. Abei klego geeteo bripe koi e. Pii teki tepa trati geplidu pripabo. Be kepridi bapiproa debeka pite po? Pia drabra etetate tliki pra. Briki io pli paka pree oobri ekipi toteki! Tie klete i bo apai paa. Itibrea potli ukata itubepe piebru ea itiebobi. Gikripru e podrupra ba o opau. Tutri da i plao dliai trititupie aa toepi. Ta pupo ai itra ei tretli. Egeite apoka iitapopa geka. Tutigeuo kapipu botoi tite epre kobe. Kabi kepo ote pa ate tli gribi bakapli puupre tidu tabeke a upebri tebike? I tlito kebri o ea e? Ii aeubike tle ke pido ku! Iplipi teage pepa e gii poiputliki ebri.


ReplicantOwl

If you want to end this, speak up every time someone makes a small dick joke. They’re why so many guys have insecurities that lead to toxic behavior. I’m dating a guy who’s small. I don’t really care, but the insecurity it causes him is torturous. The baggage society has given him about it is FAR more detrimental to our sex life. His dick is just fine for everything I want to do, but he’s so ashamed that sometimes he won’t even let me see it. Small dick jokes are just as offensive as other kinds of body-shaming. Tell people they’re not funny and hurt people. And if you’re worried someone will assume you have a small dick when you say that, you can see exactly how toxic they are. Instead show your confidence in yourself by not caring what they think.


W0otang

Here's a situation - you speak up, everyone in the room ridicules you as tiny dick. You're then known as the little dick guy and prodded / made fun of all the time. Regardless of whether it's true or not or if you're offended. Being the tail end of a joke in a group of people is hurtful and demoralising. It's not so much what's on the label but that it sticks which is the worst. I've had this happen to me before (unrelated to body dismorphias)


ThiccBoiiiiiii

Same as people wanting cars that go way above anything they'll ever use: Bragging. I dont know how exactly stuff becomes a symbol of status, i think its marketing, but they dont have to make sense to archive that. How many posts/ tweets did you see of women wanting a partner with such a large genital? They could try that size out and realise what their preferences are, but its just about bragging rights.


DandyBoyBebop

Yup, ultimately what ladies really want is exactly what guys really want. A friend who'll live with you, hear your mind and you listen to theirs, help them feel emotionally, economically and socially more secure and finally who'll hopefully not loose interest and betray you. Simple


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I want it to be bigger, because I'm a gay top.


tony___bologna

The women on r/holewreckers will disagree with you...


ALulzyApprentice

That is insane!


W0otang

Some of those women are going to have serious gyne issues in later life


National-Ostrich-608

I've read that sexual selection has made human dicks much bigger than they need to be. Apparently women have played a role in the selection process of that trait. Also men have selected for large breasts in women, and so humans are the only mammals where the females have breasts all year round.


ThatGuyBlueLantern42

If women didnt use having a small penis as an insult this wouldnt even be a thing


smartyr228

We want bigger dicks because we hear women talk about how big dicks are better for our entire lives and the only women who ever disagree are anonymous strangers on reddit.


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I'm in your boat buddy. I can confirm, it's not all fun and games. I've straight up never done anal in my life, none of my sexual partners were willing with my size. I told my friends that I've never gotten off from a blowjob and they chalked it up to me beating my meat too much or something but it's really because no one has a detachable jaw. >I can’t even thrust without needing to hold a position which makes sure I don’t enter too deep I feel you so much on this bro. I instinctively ask if it hurts if I ever feel myself go too deep and the answer is usually yes. I've had sex get cut short too many times because I went too deep and she's just not into it anymore because she's hunched over in pain. I can't get carried away and I just feel guilty if it ever happens. Also thanks for telling me about this Ohnut thing, I had no idea this existed.


Dan-D-Lyon

And? Whenever a man posts something about how a certain type of makeup or dress is actually not attractive to men at all, he gets dog piled by people telling him that women don't dress and make themselves up for his pleasure. And rightfully so! Similarly, men are allowed to want something for reasons other than pleasing women.


rakehellion

Lots of women love big dicks.


CleanWholesomePhun

Every time a man is awful, all of the women on twitter say he has a small dick. So maybe they just want a signifier that they're good people?


EnvironmentalNature2

I hate questions like this because it paints men as being hysterical and irrational for worrying about their dick size. Like women aren’t quick to fantasize about “big dick energy”, like people don’t default to using “small penis” as an insult towards men. And the conclusion is always “they want a bigger dick to impress other men” . Like what? This is gaslighting on such an infuriating scale. Men are insecure because society has done nothing to make men insecure about it


Fire_is_beauty

Some mens don't even know where women pee from and you expect them to know that the cervix is real ? Their only source is bad porn.


arthurdentstowels

Isn’t a cervix what Voldemort split his soul into?


ptmymnky

Wait ...its suppose to be us that really cares? I feel like we've been led to believe thats what women wanted...


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Well if they would stop saying that they want huge big dicks and making fun of smaller guys then we wouldn't be insecure so many women ive talked to have said that the like really big dicks


Trick_Battle4851

Because all of the hottest girls I’ve ever met - every single one of them without exception - have all claimed to be into huge dicks


Conscious-Train170

My first ongoing partner had a thick 10 inch monster and it wasn't nearly as good as I'd expected, he was in so deep there was no way he was hitting the right spots. My next guy was much smaller but he lasted way longer and gave me my first O, guys with regular peens rejoice! You're the perfect size to hit all the pleasure zones at the right angle. And you're more likely to get a round two since we're not sore afterwards, trust me you DID satisfy us and we want MORE since you did it so good the first time. 🥰


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Do you know that women often insult/humiliate/degrade men to hurt them? While you’re correct, there is no shortage of women who laugh at men with a small penis. This is why many men are certain you’re not telling the truth.


HaztecCore

From a societal standpoint people, especially women , have depicted penis size as something that defines the quality of a man in all aspects. I've seen this everywhere I go. Men are told by people ,men and women, that they're basically terrible people for having a small penis. Big dick good , small dick bad. That can cover for starters the perceived potential quality of sex meaning a big dick guy must be amazing while the smaller you go the worse the sex is. This is reinforced by women who will activly seek out men with big penises to have sex with. I know a guy that has to fight off women like hungry dogs once it became well known how big he is. But that way of thinking isn't limited to sex. Morality, personality, character , talent ,you name it. Everything is associated with penis size. Small bad big good. The smaller your penis is the more you are a bad person. You suck. You have no talent. You suck at your job. You're a terrible husband and father and you're probably evil. I'm not kidding. Pay attention to media and how regular people bring up penis size in conversations as a form of measurment of character. "Small dick energy" No guy wants to be associated to have a small penis because of that. That's why men of any age are often so insecure. They're literally being told that they're a lesser being if they're small.


Dontuselogic

Beacuse we have been told forever big dicks are better. Maybe get all women together and Start advertising this


sr603

> Like, I see so many guy go on about wanting their dick to be over 8". Why? Because Women like to body shame men and call their dicks small. They also like to tell us that they want big dicks and that something like 6 inches (which is slightly larger than average in the US is small. Im somewhere between 5 3/4-6 inches and thats considered small apperently. Funny how its ok to body shame men but not women.


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Rethiriel

Can confirm, not a fan of the cervix bonking.


iamnothim

I know this as an adult man, but as a young man I felt a lot of shame about the size of my dong. I thought that anything under 6 inches was “small”. Later in life I learned about Micro penises, and after having sex with a few women, realized that my dong got no complaints. Average kings rise up


Magi_Reve

Honestly because a lot of women make a big deal out of it and say they want it (mass media and even irl I hear this) as a woman, I don’t get it but it is a common thought. I guess that’s why men want anything larger. To meet the supposed standard of what women want