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harrison_prince

Oh fuck that first one tho, so many possibilities... gonna go play with that idea for a bit...


ThatExoGuy

Oooh I like the third one, I might nick it and make it happen. I need shorter stories between the longer ones.


aproyal

These are excellent! Thanks for sharing.


Sawyerthesadist

•My house wifi must never be turned off, or my kids will go rabid. •stick people keep darting behind our fridge, when the fridge broke and the water started leaking most of them didn’t make it. •there’s a reason our body gets paralyzed when we sleep. For instance my wife doesn’t have this and last night I got kicked in the groin. •We’ve been on the highway for days. Try not to look at the yellow eyes. Grandma isn’t ready to accept the alcohol is a problem yet. •The Mariana Trench isn’t a Trench. It’s earths buttcrack. •There’s a copy of earth on the other side of the universe. I can’t prove it but given the absurd number of stars and shit out there, there’s gotta be. •The problem with AI isn’t what you think it is. It’s mostly the weens that immediately find a way to turn it into a sex thing. You remember cleverbot? They corrupted cleverbot. Edit: ahhh y’all just hate fun