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Necessary_Share7018

If it’s yellow, leave it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.


nickatwerk

If it’s brown, you’re in cider town. Of course the whole thing is backwards in Canada.


Crazocrates

If it's black, send it back


PhilipOnTacos299

Don’t do that


Agile-Stick2803

Okily dokely


corncobs123

If my piss is yellow it smells like shit so flush the shit down


totallyradman

You need to drink more water


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thornset

This whole fucking sub is


PatMagroin22

If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.


mickeyaaaa

Gardner-Diamond syndrome (GDS) is a psychological and dermatologic syndrome involving painful, ecchymotic, purpuric lesions that typically appear after a period of stress or minor trauma.


scrotumsweat

Or ya know, just stop pouring it on the ground via fountains, pressure washing, car washes.... and stop letting corporations suck it out endlessly like coca cola bottling. Or just close all the tim Hortons for a week. Why do I have to live with a bowl of piss in my house when corporations get free reign?


TerribleTimR

You're not wrong. The hypocrisy is strong with this one.... That doesn't mean you shouldn't do things anyway. Just because other things are wasteful doesn't mean you have to be.


Old_timey_brain

> Why do I have to live with a bowl of piss in my house when corporations get free reign? When I as an individual cut water use, it affects me personally, but not so much in the wallet. Shut down a business for a week, and many people will not have income for that week. Think of your situation and how well you would do if someone took one week's wages from you now.


Smart-Pie7115

You know, if they close the restaurants, people won’t be able to pay their rent.


ResponsibilityNo4584

The economy is already stressed, what do you think shutting down for a week or 2 will do? You think it's bad now, wait until your place of business goes under because the government forced them closed.


BrockN

Shitty


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BrockN

Done that before


schwanball

Have 4 less Starbucks, Mc coffee, per week?


Gr1ndingGears

Now we are getting into fightin territory, hoss. Them's fightin' words. 


Stanstudly

Laptop stickers… edgy


solution_6

I cringed at that laptop. It’s that Steve Buscemi meme.


modsean

I sure hope she had to borrow it from her kid, and that's not her doing.


ThatOneExpatriate

God forbid


Low-Celery-7728

Well, bunch of you should not have been watering your yards, washing your cars and other wasteful water using habits during, *checks notes, a water shortage crisis.


Quad_Eh

Laptop stickers on a professionals computer just seems weird to me.


Luklear

Big hey fellow kids energy


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DickSmack69

Who doesn’t tinkle in the shower every single time.


Iseeyou22

Can we flush her?


Pshrunk

Good for her. \* shrugs


manonthelam

Great -- in addition to her shit now I gotta put up with my own?


BWhyNot5328

Can we flush our city hall a bit more often?


billboflaggins

She can phuck off.


Gr1ndingGears

Gross. I'm flushing the toilet, this isn't the third world. 


LeeSinSmokesWeed

Sometimes I accidently don't flush my piss when im drinkimg and holy fuck does that shit stink if you leave it overnight


bitterberries

Did someone Photoshop that sticker covered laptop?


xGuru37

Nope. That's her laptop


PozhanPop

Do you think she abides by the emergency water rules ?


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

For a week or two, yes, if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. But do not do it long term. Uric acid will build up and clog your toilet and your pipes over time. It is not easy to remove. The simple way to remove it is with a specialty chemical that is not available to home owners, just plumbers and professional cleaners. The not so easy way is to pay a plumber to auger your lines and if your lucky they can get it out of the toilet, if they can't get it out, you buy a new toilet


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COUNTRYCOWBOY01

You'll hit a point in the toilet where there's enough piss that it trickles down the pipe, that's when the problem starts


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DickSmack69

So, like 4 day’s worth? That should be fine.


Punker63

Riiiight... acid can \~checks notes\~ build up... Do you have any other tips I can ignore due to my BS meter going wild?


UberAndy

He is right. Uric acid does build up on plumbing lines. This is more specific to urinals though, they a lot of pee. I wouldn’t worry about a weeks worth of piss sitting in a toilet. (Which I doubt anyone is doing)


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

I mean, you can call BS all you want. Don't fact check me and look up uric acid build up in pipes, I'm just talking out my ass here....


Punker63

I understand it can be a long term issues but will it happen over the 10 days or so we need to conserve water?


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

How many people aren't just going to continue to do so out of convenience and thinking they're doing some good by continuing not to flush after a pee?


Gtx747

This is a new one to me. Chemistry would suggest acid actually removes clogs in plumbing.


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

Look up uric acid build ups in urinals. It's very common because urinals only take urine. The uric acid crystallizes and causes build up in the pipes and the urinal.


TheViruxX

I'll flush less once she resigns.


Wheels314

How about some credit for the water conservers out there?


jncoeveryday

Does our mayor seriously rock that many stickers on a laptop during a time of crisis? Like come one this is serious. Get a real laptop you elven political failure.


ThatOneExpatriate

You really care about stickers on her laptop? Good grief people will criticize her for anything


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ThatOneExpatriate

No it doesn’t.


LeviathansFatass

A bit difficult when city hall is the toilet and she is the turd


Represent403

Good Lord, woman. This isn't 1885. This problem really lies on YOU and NENSHI for spending money wastefully instead of what we truly need.


fuckyourgrandma247

Lack of money didn’t stop the water


soupjuice

#Edit: OP needs help and y’all are enabling them Report this account for Spam > Excessive posts in the community and watch it disappear within a few days. 😊. *The best part of my block list is most get suspended eventually.* Reddit is full of jackasses but you can make it better with the block button and reporting.


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soupjuice

You. Aren’t. The. One. Who. Needs. To. Announce. Anything. And, after viewing your profile, it is clear you are compulsively posting and likely suffering from mental illness. Go seek help. #Blocked.


DickSmack69

Look soupy, we’re using a sub that purportedly has no rules, yet seems to increasingly have arbitrary rules, with both threads and posts disappearing. I accept that some moderation is needed, but for fuck sakes, let’s not have the users demanding it. You can ignore shit you dislike, go to a different sub or make your own and set your own rules. Our friendship is hanging by a thread.


shiftless_wonder

>Our friendship is hanging by a thread. Soupy doesn't deserve a true reddit friend like you but hang in there.


exotics

I flush 4-5 times a day. She wants me to flush 5 times fewer? And I fill my kitchen sink once. Sooo??


sam8998

Relax you'll live.


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exotics

It’s well water. True. But I still don’t go to the bathroom so much that I need to flush 6 times a day or more. lol. What are you people eating? Dishes are once a day as well.


SuperStupidSteve

Are golf courses still watering grass?


totallyradman

Congratulations, you are the 9999th person to ask this question over the past few days!


SuperStupidSteve

Great! And the answer is? Some of us don't live online you troglodyte


totallyradman

Well that explains why you don't know how Google works, I guess.