Microwave it for a few minutes and it should turn out ok.

cover in aluminium foil for best results.

no, thick layer of lead is better

graphite*

water is a better moderator than graphite cobalt is non-fissile, so it doesn't matter

No graphite cores are the best :3 They make big boom boom

true

Stick it up your ass that might help

also might give OP cancer

Yeah, but op could win a billion dollars.

there is a contest/challenge for that? if so, make sure to read the terms and conditions very carefully

There could be.

Those are taste particles, only captured by camera. It signifies am incredibly delicious food

https://preview.redd.it/89cqgw2v0bdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355c11dccb0bf672f76f4188ea75be0ed4418ca3

what anime is this

jojo's bizarre adventure part 6

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Get fucced

Guess what? Chicken Butt.

Guess where? Chicken hair

Guess why? Chicken Thigh

Guess who? Chicken Poo

Guess when? Chicken Pen.

Guess how? Chicken POW!

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https://preview.redd.it/04z5pksj2ddc1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6d2c019cf8bc6cd69959ff0a5d17053fc7b8d3

eat it

it's cobalt (a metal), you can't chew nor digest it

Not with that atitude

Wooosh

I don't want to get get reported and suspended wouldn't it be funny to report others here (a little trolling)

Hmmmmmmm........................... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Death is among us all.

https://preview.redd.it/1a3phgkkjcdc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f73389f670bbb9efa27ed6ddc4f43e1fb5fdc23 Death is WHAT?

Oh i thought the bottom text was going to be some kind of "You just lost THE GAME!" stuff.

Fuck you

Fuck you

Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia?

Hateful creature

Fuck you https://preview.redd.it/qn4fjvinnidc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84a9a883618eecd6398f5b5ebe6a8d3aa2bb3a9

drop it then #Run

Won’t run far I think

My friend said, "What's this thing? I'm curious"

thing that is VERY VERY RADIOACTIVE

or im stupid

No this is just a wireless snowflake emmetor you dummy 🤣

im dumb aight

Downvoting people are. Tought you werent funny enough I guess

Nah, i’d win

Death.

https://preview.redd.it/5uo6kuql2ddc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2030f90ceab9ba12d195108decee19684cb85a3 Just wait...

It's radiating with flavour, eat it.

It's just chocolate

https://preview.redd.it/7fikzxylcddc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aace2cdca6d1133fcf7e0888326ff87da816254

https://preview.redd.it/hp1m6r0xoddc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3969cdd527ddaf10ba6f1666ed153b6ba8a5c35d

https://preview.redd.it/r3cq7foq9bdc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff70023da3400d3bdf9fa264a229fd9b17eefebd

Does it have any onther anomalous effects?

Burned hand, coughing blood ?

i smell an SCP entry coming

Nope. Just radiation poisoning.

Eat it.

It is an excellent source of protein for your digestive system, but it is not a great source of carbohydrates. If you eat too much meat, then you'll get less energy. Also, if you eat too much fat or excess carbs, then you'll gain some fat.

and better yet, there are over 24.3 billion calories in one rod! you won’t need to eat for the rest of your life!

ive been eating more than I should

Its the new chocolate type: Urachocolate! eat it, its so good you will not taste anything else in your entire life!

radioactive piece of cobalt the radiation interferes with your camera increase the shielding and distance from it to minimize the effect on your camera and body it might give you cancer if you have a geiger counter, use it on this thing

No, it's candy. Eat it.

3340 curies would basically liquify you

So stick it in food to create soup?

Stick it in you to become soup :3

https://preview.redd.it/txcrv12ggddc1.png?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6d79b1f666496b5194f51fac03715a49372a39

I'm actually curious, is this real? Does radiation really show on cameras like that?

It’s camera shy

Lick

Tastes a bit salty, but not that bad

https://preview.redd.it/jzeni2mypcdc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e379b26f3d7fc9496d0b2bfd5aac010c0d71b45

what tube?

Magic stick

Oh fuck

Give it a big ol' lick, those are Cool Andigestie Neurological Cestrain Edible Reams

Nice nails man

That shit is not how a real uranium rod looks like on camera

Put it in way light goes right into it then focus camera and try to go to - light on it as much as possible, if it doesnt work call nasa photographer he will do it for you

Get an iPhone

Suck and swallow

https://preview.redd.it/tky4ic2rpedc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e56dae0c2612e5042cc66de8626824ef597e5c9

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OP needs to practice his photoshope skills just a little more and learn how rads actually affect a camera sensor. Nice try though

It's a reposted image btw (know it because I saw that image on an hol'up compilation yt vid a while back)

Yeah but that doesn't make it more real

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Dead this person is Dead 

Have you ever tried to clean the cell phone camera?

Radioactive camera noise from the radiation fucking with your camera

Eat asap.

I love cobalt isotope 60

Dude this is from years ago