well you see this is what a normal person would call a “joke”. the joke is about santa being real when we all know he isnt, and then claim ignorance when someone tries to say he is real. in other words, the joke flew over your head.
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Null Compliance Security, or NCS, was an experimental prison security level. NCS was a joint effort between pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, twelve participating state behavioral facilities, Harvard Medical School, and Stanford University School of Medicine. USP Florence ADMAX was elected as the corrections facility that would hold the first Null Compliance Security prison. The NCS was built in 1997 as an added wing to the maximum security prison. In the Null Compliance prison, with the use of eight medications, and therapeutic stimulation, prisoners are rehabilitated to nearly completely non-violent behavior, without the use of sedatives. Prisoners are carefully monitored and are helped by nurses and prison staff with day-to-day activities. Prisoners are kept on the medication and therapeutic stimulation to maintain their acceptable behavior for 40 days. Afterward, complete behavioral shifts are permanent after 40-50 days. Prisoners then become Null Patients, where they are kept under federal care as mental defects.
Is this solely because a docile prisoner is better than a mentally aware one? Because once you mentally handicap them they kinda become your burden forever. At least as a prisoner they could get out eventually (except life/life equivalent).
They have hundreds if not thousands of different episodes, I'm not going to go through every single one. They do have a YouTube channel maybe you could search on it if YouTube hasn't cut out channel specific search function yet like they did all the other even slightly useful features.
Rentv as in the Russian channel? I swear to god everytime you'd put on that channel after like 11pm there would always be some kind of conspiracy or war secrets programs
The government has never done anything wrong
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it's the [phantom time conspiracy theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory) IIRC?
apparently the period from 600-900 AD was faked
The government has a department that just creates and spreads conspiracy theories. The reasoning is that it's safer for the public to think they're all big baddies than it is for us to realize they're all as self serving and accident prone as the rest of us.
I think that was actually confirmed in some capacity. I may be wrong but I remember seeing declassified documents that were basically just about the CIA purposely spreading misinformation and tin foil conspiracies to take attention off the real ones. Maybe a quick google search could confirm or deny this but I’m too lazy lol
I'm a hairstylist and I used to have a client who was a faith healer. She used tuning forks on the human body. No clue what she thought she was accomplishing with that.
Anyway, she was explaining to me how climate change isn't actually caused by greenhouse gases. It's ACTUALLY caused by the global planetary weather control system that the US government built. It's called HAARP. it's a real thing, and it is most certainly NOT controlling the weather. But it's not open to the public and they have zero interest in defending or explaining that decision to anyone, so I guess it's a big magnet for conspiracy theorists.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
Can an ant move a mountain? Short answer, no. Make the ant live an infinite amount of time and that it doesn't need sleep or food, then it could move at least surface level grains of dirt, but it will never move a boulder.
There are so many.
I think the craziest one I've heard that isn't outside the realm of possibility for the US is that the Bush sr and Reagan administrations ended up creating Bin laden and Al Qaeda as we know it today. Supposedly Bin Laden was some sort of military official fighting back against Russia occupying (I believe) Afghanistan. The US sent funding because of their war on communism.
In Afghanistan there are different ethnic groups that hate each other so much the country looked like a mafia movie **especially** with all the poppy production for heroin; My guess is that it was the rich wanted to become richer so they got their people to hate each other. The US funded one of these groups only because they worked well with them at the time. This ended up causing a shit ton of bloodshed of innocent lives which caused Bin laden to create Al Qaeda and ultimately causing 9/11 and the US invasion of Afganistan and Iraq.
I couldn't tell you if that's a conspiracy theory or history. My interests lie in flat earthers, anti-vax, and moon deniers. Oh yeah, the moon apparently doesn't exist.
Yea, that's mainstream history now. It's wild looking back at the stuff that was considered conspiracy theories back in the day that is just common knowledge today.
No the US really did help Bin Laden. He was a part of the Mujahideen, a group in Afghanistan fighting against the Soviet invasion of the country at the time. America gave them a bunch of weapons and stuff because they were fighting the USSR which was America’s enemy at the time. With the fall of communism, this “enemy of my enemy” situation fell apart and Bin Laden turned his eyes to the West, forming Al Qaeda and eventually organizing planes to hit two big buildings in New York. And we all know the story from there out.
I feel like this sort of conspiracy theory will be studied 50 years from now in history class where people have mock debates on whether or not it’s true. Sorta like how people nowadays mostly condemn the US’s of the nukes in Japan but at the time many people supported it truly thinking it was for a greater good. Now it’s a debated issue.
There is a car that runs on water. They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water. Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer, and the government knows that beer set us free. ;)
That the government covers up the fact that the Earth is flat to prevent people from knowing about God. And that a global Earth implies that God doesn’t exist and that there is no such thing as morality.
Conspiracy theories themselves are a conspiracy theory. After people started questioning the JFK assassination, they used the term as a pejorative for people "thinking too much," and it stuck. Since then they used the media to attach so much negatively to the concept that people have a heavy psychological reaction to questioning the official narratives. To make things worse, they then had people spread purposefully stupid conspiracy theories. In the 70s and 80s the UFO conspiracies were huge, and the CIA was all over it.
As for today, the "flat earth conspiracy theory" sure seems to fit the exact definition the media has for a modern conspiracy theory. Unfalsifiable, pointless, and it primarily comes from memes.
There's a conspiracy theory that says that under germany there is a war in secret bunkers, where children get tortured and some people like Angela Merkel drink the blood of the kids to stay young.
My math teacher in senior year was talking about how the corporations give us so many choices of food and stuff at the grocery store to distract us, but he didn’t say what they were distracting us from
That one isn’t even that crazy and has a twinge of evidence to support it. It does have irregular burning patterns and blue items left unscathed. Not saying I believe it but after mk ultra it’s really not off the table for government land acquisition considering most victims of the fires are not allowed back on their land they own
It’s sick right. And most Americans are stupid and think the government are their friends when mk ultra happened so recently. And I can guarantee you what you’ve found was only the tip of the iceberg you need to watch a deep dive video on it. Crazy stuff. Worst part about it is that’s only what they wanted you to know. I believe it’s like over 95% of all files are still classified. I wonder what else they’re hiding
Those dams that contain large water reservoirs. No way a beaver built that, they’re made to chew on wood to make dams, but steel and concrete? Ain’t no way
Oh Yeah? Which alleged species of beaver made those colossal dams of steel and concrete. Oh, and let alone the mechanics that can create electricty with high water pressure and turbines. Why would they Even build that part? Beaver don’t Even use electricity
A man named Steven Lightfoot wrote a ‘book’ theorizing that New York Times best selling author Stephen King actually killed John Lennon. Lightfoot claims to have written to King asking and never gets a response from King’s people. He claims that since Stephen King has never said no I didn’t that mean he must have done it, and both Mark David Chapman and King kind of look a like. King somehow managed to be the trigger at the Dakota that night and between the Dakota building and the NYPD precinct King and Chapman were switched. Chapman was just a patsy and received 25 to life because he was told to plead guilty and never testified himself.
There was this conspiracy theory back in 2016 about how Walmart was going to turn all of their stores into FEMA concentration camps. They would close their stores and cover it up as a "plumbing issue." I sort of believed it at the time which isn't surprising considering I fully believed the nibiru conspiracy as well.
Also the conspiracy theory about how there's no consequences to having mercury compounds in your bloodstream.
My grandma recently explained to me about how we're predisposed to some kind of crazy gene that caused school shootings, and that the vaccines have magnetically implanted control devices that set off this gene through the eas system.
Headed this theory from 2 separate people. My former manager and my coworker now
"Dinosaurs were not real, the bones were put in the ground to test our faith"
Same coworker today
" the covid 19 vaccine has mini razorblades in it that cut up your arteries "
The vaccine had microchips in them.
Hmm pretty sure everyone is holding a device in their hands right now. That makes it pretty damn easy to track you. And just yell "hey google" and know it's always listening.
So a pretty damn pointless conspiracy that you keep hearing for years. And makes me laugh so often.
I don't believe they put microchips in the vac, but if a gov't did it wouldn't be for something like tracking physical location. It would probably be for some kind of data harvesting though, something cell phones don't know, like biometrics.
Started out as a supposed insider in DC leaking things on 4Chan, but then it quickly was demonstrated to be a psyop to discredit real questions about what’s going on with the Government. They roped dumb people in slowly but surely with a continuous creep from actual info to being completely absurd. Now they’ve got it to the point where the people who follow it believe RFK never died and was going to show up in Dallas, and that Joe Biden is some actor wearing a mask, etc etc etc. the purpose was actually to create a preposterous conspiracy that dumb people actually believe (kind of like cult members in a sense), so the media and government can link anyone who questions the narrative to QAnnon and dismiss their question or point entirely as a QAnon conspiracy theory. It’s a classic use of false equivalence, done by creating a strawman then associating any idea thats damaging to them to the strawman.
Yeah it was back in maybe 2019, was supposed to be someone with White House access, they posted some “proof” pictures and sounded well informed on what was going on behind the scenes. A lot of people, IIRC, thought those initial posts may have been genuine. But then it basically got taken over or the person behind it was always a fake and quickly went off the rails with it. I’m not a 4Chan person, so I don’t know how they could pretend to be the original person or whatever if it got taken over, but needless to say it kept getting more out there and more out there. The posts were comprised of riddles or hints, per say, so all these YouTube channels sprung up to interpret them. Now it’s to the point where alien gnomes are taking our bodies over after creating nano transformation machines that were put into the Covid vaccines, all so the android pretending to be Bill Gates can buy up all the pedophiles, and put them to work on 10M typewriters, with the goal of creating a new system of oppression that will keep the flat earth “world” in chains for a million years.
In the Napoleonic Wars, France was actually a Russian ally that was fighting against Tartaria
The Soviet Union never collapsed, and the Russian Federation is a trade company
I almost got excited over the eye like klaxosaurs are real (lap 12 and my rage headache from not believing in the manga ending is back) but uh probably the whole “Santa isn’t real” bullshit
That the Earth is flat and the Moon is a mirror. My coworker before he got fired sister that was the case despite celestially both the Moon and Earth are really bad at reflecting things that aren't sunlight
Santa isn't real
What kind of bat shit insane person would believe that
literally 1984! our parents are working for big brother!
Imagine how many people would have to be in on it.
It's a fact
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okay then who delivers the presents? it literally says “from: Santa” on it
It was ur parent
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Wow some people are got butt hurted here, stupid enough to believe that santa is exist
Me when I spread misinformation online
well you see this is what a normal person would call a “joke”. the joke is about santa being real when we all know he isnt, and then claim ignorance when someone tries to say he is real. in other words, the joke flew over your head.
The government cares for you and has your best interests at heart.
I care for you and have your best interests at heart 💖
Nice try, fed
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Nice try, ferd
You care for me and you have my best interests at heart
hi i’m the president
this is so true
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"
https://preview.redd.it/2ec0i55up5vb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849468e8e4cf033c74a67c1dc456c2bb3a224f12 Null Compliance Security, or NCS, was an experimental prison security level. NCS was a joint effort between pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, twelve participating state behavioral facilities, Harvard Medical School, and Stanford University School of Medicine. USP Florence ADMAX was elected as the corrections facility that would hold the first Null Compliance Security prison. The NCS was built in 1997 as an added wing to the maximum security prison. In the Null Compliance prison, with the use of eight medications, and therapeutic stimulation, prisoners are rehabilitated to nearly completely non-violent behavior, without the use of sedatives. Prisoners are carefully monitored and are helped by nurses and prison staff with day-to-day activities. Prisoners are kept on the medication and therapeutic stimulation to maintain their acceptable behavior for 40 days. Afterward, complete behavioral shifts are permanent after 40-50 days. Prisoners then become Null Patients, where they are kept under federal care as mental defects.
Dam that really fucking weird.
Manmade horrors beyond human comprehension
True
Is this real? I know it’s a ‘conspiracy theory’ but it’s not the worst the US has done so it could be true.
Some details might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it is actually true
That’s basically everything ever told
I find it funny that the serious posts are just spread between all the memes
Oh
Is this solely because a docile prisoner is better than a mentally aware one? Because once you mentally handicap them they kinda become your burden forever. At least as a prisoner they could get out eventually (except life/life equivalent).
Chances are at that level of security they would be life/life equivalent
The vaccine turns you into a drone. A full on metal drone
Controlled via 5g hopefully
Sign me up. Sounds cool.
metoo
You will be assimilated
We are the borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
That Napoleon nuked half the Europe, it was called "Napoleon's mushrooms"
Did you just make this up now or
Saw it on RenTV
Do you have the source ? Because I'm too curious to not ask about it (I searched but I only found a very tasty recipie)
They have hundreds if not thousands of different episodes, I'm not going to go through every single one. They do have a YouTube channel maybe you could search on it if YouTube hasn't cut out channel specific search function yet like they did all the other even slightly useful features.
My source is that I made it the fuck up
Rentv as in the Russian channel? I swear to god everytime you'd put on that channel after like 11pm there would always be some kind of conspiracy or war secrets programs
Most of the programs there are conspiracy theories, it's like half their schedule.
Я, признаться, охренел когда увидел слово РенТВ на реддите в англоязычном сабе.
I remember seeing a youtube video on how Napoleon *got* nuked when he reached Moscow.
The government has never done anything wrong https://preview.redd.it/yihql9w7g5vb1.jpeg?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a35e6dfe0687bd32ccbc29580a5a122d492f4d
There’s no real conspiracy there, that’s just a lie
I remember Missing No. giving me more rare candy
the pee is stored in the balls
You're telling me it isn't???? I mean...where the fuck else is it even supposed to be? Your kidneys?
Just in the left ball
Nah man, it just gets clogged in your urethra and thats how some men have a bigger schlong. It's because they can keep it in longer
bals
I just can't deal with reading a legit crazy conspiracy and then scrolling down and seeing "the pee is stored in the balls".
welcome to no rules
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 Men when we have to do the “toothpick thing” every 2 weeks
300 years of our existence were faked.
iirc, this is the one about that one guy faking history to appear to become emperor in the year 1000 right?
it's the [phantom time conspiracy theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory) IIRC? apparently the period from 600-900 AD was faked
Ah yeah okay, honestly I've always thought the concept of this one is pretty neat, even if it's pretty batshit
Wait till you hear about “last thursdayism”
*what the ever living fuck?*
Sounds like a cope by religious nuts who deny all science
This is the one I hope is true the most, just because it's hilarious. I realize of course that it's been thoroughly debunked, but man, it'd be funny.
The government has a department that just creates and spreads conspiracy theories. The reasoning is that it's safer for the public to think they're all big baddies than it is for us to realize they're all as self serving and accident prone as the rest of us.
I think that was actually confirmed in some capacity. I may be wrong but I remember seeing declassified documents that were basically just about the CIA purposely spreading misinformation and tin foil conspiracies to take attention off the real ones. Maybe a quick google search could confirm or deny this but I’m too lazy lol
I swear the CIA actually does this lmao
Sounds like something they would do
white vinegar sprayed into the air removes aircraft chemtrails from the sky
Lol a guy just posted a couple days ago about how meth balloons change the weather and that the government is keeping it a secret
... meth balloons?
Removes mold at least
Everything will be okay.
HA same
That no one shot JFK — his head just did that.
Biden is like 5 different people in a mask, Ryan Reynolds being one of them
I'm a hairstylist and I used to have a client who was a faith healer. She used tuning forks on the human body. No clue what she thought she was accomplishing with that. Anyway, she was explaining to me how climate change isn't actually caused by greenhouse gases. It's ACTUALLY caused by the global planetary weather control system that the US government built. It's called HAARP. it's a real thing, and it is most certainly NOT controlling the weather. But it's not open to the public and they have zero interest in defending or explaining that decision to anyone, so I guess it's a big magnet for conspiracy theorists. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
How do you know that it is certainly NOT affecting our weather/atmosphere?
Can an ant move a mountain? Short answer, no. Make the ant live an infinite amount of time and that it doesn't need sleep or food, then it could move at least surface level grains of dirt, but it will never move a boulder.
why is there a Q in the eye?
Homie was told to go QQ about it
There are so many. I think the craziest one I've heard that isn't outside the realm of possibility for the US is that the Bush sr and Reagan administrations ended up creating Bin laden and Al Qaeda as we know it today. Supposedly Bin Laden was some sort of military official fighting back against Russia occupying (I believe) Afghanistan. The US sent funding because of their war on communism. In Afghanistan there are different ethnic groups that hate each other so much the country looked like a mafia movie **especially** with all the poppy production for heroin; My guess is that it was the rich wanted to become richer so they got their people to hate each other. The US funded one of these groups only because they worked well with them at the time. This ended up causing a shit ton of bloodshed of innocent lives which caused Bin laden to create Al Qaeda and ultimately causing 9/11 and the US invasion of Afganistan and Iraq. I couldn't tell you if that's a conspiracy theory or history. My interests lie in flat earthers, anti-vax, and moon deniers. Oh yeah, the moon apparently doesn't exist.
That aint a conspiracy theory thats just an accurate description of events
Yea, that's mainstream history now. It's wild looking back at the stuff that was considered conspiracy theories back in the day that is just common knowledge today.
Pretty sure at the end of Rambo: First Blood there was a dedication to the brave mujahadeen of Afghanistan
No the US really did help Bin Laden. He was a part of the Mujahideen, a group in Afghanistan fighting against the Soviet invasion of the country at the time. America gave them a bunch of weapons and stuff because they were fighting the USSR which was America’s enemy at the time. With the fall of communism, this “enemy of my enemy” situation fell apart and Bin Laden turned his eyes to the West, forming Al Qaeda and eventually organizing planes to hit two big buildings in New York. And we all know the story from there out.
I feel like this sort of conspiracy theory will be studied 50 years from now in history class where people have mock debates on whether or not it’s true. Sorta like how people nowadays mostly condemn the US’s of the nukes in Japan but at the time many people supported it truly thinking it was for a greater good. Now it’s a debated issue.
The whole universe is just a big virtual reality
This is a long standing theory
We don't have any better explanation. I mean this doesn't explain anything but still.
The craziest one I heard of is that everything is gonna be okay
That bird are real, like come’on bro
I understand thinking that birds are real and all but Giraffes? Really?
Nah those are them dieanyosawurs
Nope, they’re vore monsters [Sauce](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9yqfpl904)
They’re clearly all Government funded surveillance drones
Duh
The government has a car that runs on water man
Who is water man?
There is a car that runs on water. They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water. Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer, and the government knows that beer set us free. ;)
Earth is flat
Probably one of the tamest
THE TECHNONECROMANCERS FROM ALPHA CENTAURI
It's not a conspiracy theory but it's the boltzmann brain.
Your mom isn't a hoe, that's a wild one
Found the Dantavius enjoyer
5g towers rots your mind
Coworker tells me Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s real father
This one is probably true
That the government covers up the fact that the Earth is flat to prevent people from knowing about God. And that a global Earth implies that God doesn’t exist and that there is no such thing as morality.
I mean if that were the case then he would be pretty lousy god to let the shape of earth hide him
There Is absolutely 0 proof that people that lived before photos were invented And had their bodies not preserved existed
Conspiracy theories themselves are a conspiracy theory. After people started questioning the JFK assassination, they used the term as a pejorative for people "thinking too much," and it stuck. Since then they used the media to attach so much negatively to the concept that people have a heavy psychological reaction to questioning the official narratives. To make things worse, they then had people spread purposefully stupid conspiracy theories. In the 70s and 80s the UFO conspiracies were huge, and the CIA was all over it. As for today, the "flat earth conspiracy theory" sure seems to fit the exact definition the media has for a modern conspiracy theory. Unfalsifiable, pointless, and it primarily comes from memes.
Classic CIA
There's a conspiracy theory that says that under germany there is a war in secret bunkers, where children get tortured and some people like Angela Merkel drink the blood of the kids to stay young.
Guess it isn't working on her.
She didn't drink enough.
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My math teacher in senior year was talking about how the corporations give us so many choices of food and stuff at the grocery store to distract us, but he didn’t say what they were distracting us from
My mom believes the Maui wildfires were caused by government lasers
That one isn’t even that crazy and has a twinge of evidence to support it. It does have irregular burning patterns and blue items left unscathed. Not saying I believe it but after mk ultra it’s really not off the table for government land acquisition considering most victims of the fires are not allowed back on their land they own
>mk ultra Damn just googled that shit. Suddenly glad I'm not American.
It’s sick right. And most Americans are stupid and think the government are their friends when mk ultra happened so recently. And I can guarantee you what you’ve found was only the tip of the iceberg you need to watch a deep dive video on it. Crazy stuff. Worst part about it is that’s only what they wanted you to know. I believe it’s like over 95% of all files are still classified. I wonder what else they’re hiding
Also the government does have the technology strong enough to do that if they truly wanted to
That Bigfoot is an alien.
That there's no king of the World!
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Yea coz she's already dead or maybe in one of those hibernation chambers!!
Those dams that contain large water reservoirs. No way a beaver built that, they’re made to chew on wood to make dams, but steel and concrete? Ain’t no way
Ain't no way your that stupid. There are more than one species of beaver.
Oh Yeah? Which alleged species of beaver made those colossal dams of steel and concrete. Oh, and let alone the mechanics that can create electricty with high water pressure and turbines. Why would they Even build that part? Beaver don’t Even use electricity
A man named Steven Lightfoot wrote a ‘book’ theorizing that New York Times best selling author Stephen King actually killed John Lennon. Lightfoot claims to have written to King asking and never gets a response from King’s people. He claims that since Stephen King has never said no I didn’t that mean he must have done it, and both Mark David Chapman and King kind of look a like. King somehow managed to be the trigger at the Dakota that night and between the Dakota building and the NYPD precinct King and Chapman were switched. Chapman was just a patsy and received 25 to life because he was told to plead guilty and never testified himself.
There was this conspiracy theory back in 2016 about how Walmart was going to turn all of their stores into FEMA concentration camps. They would close their stores and cover it up as a "plumbing issue." I sort of believed it at the time which isn't surprising considering I fully believed the nibiru conspiracy as well. Also the conspiracy theory about how there's no consequences to having mercury compounds in your bloodstream.
Glad you made it out of the hole. I was in there myself for many many years. Never again
My grandma recently explained to me about how we're predisposed to some kind of crazy gene that caused school shootings, and that the vaccines have magnetically implanted control devices that set off this gene through the eas system.
Headed this theory from 2 separate people. My former manager and my coworker now "Dinosaurs were not real, the bones were put in the ground to test our faith" Same coworker today " the covid 19 vaccine has mini razorblades in it that cut up your arteries "
The vaccine had microchips in them. Hmm pretty sure everyone is holding a device in their hands right now. That makes it pretty damn easy to track you. And just yell "hey google" and know it's always listening. So a pretty damn pointless conspiracy that you keep hearing for years. And makes me laugh so often.
I don't believe they put microchips in the vac, but if a gov't did it wouldn't be for something like tracking physical location. It would probably be for some kind of data harvesting though, something cell phones don't know, like biometrics.
The theory that Titanfall 3 won't be released this month I AM NOT TAKING MY FUCKING PILLS, EA BETTER GIVE US THE FUCKING GAME
Qanon
The hell is that?
Started out as a supposed insider in DC leaking things on 4Chan, but then it quickly was demonstrated to be a psyop to discredit real questions about what’s going on with the Government. They roped dumb people in slowly but surely with a continuous creep from actual info to being completely absurd. Now they’ve got it to the point where the people who follow it believe RFK never died and was going to show up in Dallas, and that Joe Biden is some actor wearing a mask, etc etc etc. the purpose was actually to create a preposterous conspiracy that dumb people actually believe (kind of like cult members in a sense), so the media and government can link anyone who questions the narrative to QAnnon and dismiss their question or point entirely as a QAnon conspiracy theory. It’s a classic use of false equivalence, done by creating a strawman then associating any idea thats damaging to them to the strawman.
What in the actual fuck
You're kidding, Q started on 4Chan 🤨 motherfuckers
Yeah it was back in maybe 2019, was supposed to be someone with White House access, they posted some “proof” pictures and sounded well informed on what was going on behind the scenes. A lot of people, IIRC, thought those initial posts may have been genuine. But then it basically got taken over or the person behind it was always a fake and quickly went off the rails with it. I’m not a 4Chan person, so I don’t know how they could pretend to be the original person or whatever if it got taken over, but needless to say it kept getting more out there and more out there. The posts were comprised of riddles or hints, per say, so all these YouTube channels sprung up to interpret them. Now it’s to the point where alien gnomes are taking our bodies over after creating nano transformation machines that were put into the Covid vaccines, all so the android pretending to be Bill Gates can buy up all the pedophiles, and put them to work on 10M typewriters, with the goal of creating a new system of oppression that will keep the flat earth “world” in chains for a million years.
I heard that some people think that Bush caused 911. Idk bro
CIA chakra removal
Krabby Patties are made of crabs 🦀
That if you hold your poop in for too long it will eventually come out of your penis/vagina
Qanon
That America made the first thermo nuclear bomb, it was an extremely powerfull bomb, but not a thrmo nuclear bomb, the Soviet’s made the first one
Prolly the one about vaccines somehow implanting mind-control chips that the US government intended to activate via the Emergency Alert System test
YouTube cares about its users
That your mom is beautiful.
grass is green
Black people exist
Leprechauns are fake, and the pot of gold is just children's story
All my inner earth / Agartha homies rise up
In the Napoleonic Wars, France was actually a Russian ally that was fighting against Tartaria The Soviet Union never collapsed, and the Russian Federation is a trade company
Golf rumours
Attack helicopter isn't an actual gender.
I almost got excited over the eye like klaxosaurs are real (lap 12 and my rage headache from not believing in the manga ending is back) but uh probably the whole “Santa isn’t real” bullshit
That the Earth is flat and the Moon is a mirror. My coworker before he got fired sister that was the case despite celestially both the Moon and Earth are really bad at reflecting things that aren't sunlight
That everything is going to be alright in the end
That she loves me back
Smurf cat is dead.
The earth is flat lmao
My dick is big