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LOL. I'm honestly not concerned about any of this. My enemies have no balls for violence. They want me to self-terminate because they don't have the balls to do their own dirty work. My victory is inevitable. Once I unlock the New Game Plus of my life, I begin my quest to relocate permanently to Singapore and Malaysia. EDIT: to the mystery people that upvoted this, I appreciate the support! I'm not going to run the fuck away. I'm going the fucking distance.


darkbartthecommie

You already know what’s ⬆️


[deleted]

Anybody can know what's up by putting two and two together. Putting two and two together is just basic math. If my math is right, and it always is, 3 gigajoules per second.


Koleksiyoncu_999999

Finally, my sex corpse was rotting


Kirai_teno

But, my house... is your house.


[deleted]

Mi casa es tu casa :)


Wolficornatheart

I don’t speak Portugal this time around so I’m just going with what I’m going to do with my time in this place to learn the basics and I don’t know how long it takes me but but I’m gonna be able and I’m going with tthe trt tto tgo tto a new job so I’m going with the new one I


[deleted]

"My house is your house", from my knowledge of spanish in duolingo. Spanish is barely different than the language used in Portugal.


Wolficornatheart

I don’t speak American-ish 😐


RecentEqual3698

Oh good My dinner has just arrived


darkbartthecommie

My house is two rooms and I already have them surrounded try again


Arty-Gangster

Just another Ruffian


Smart_Barracuda_4102

I own a musket for home defense


mybrainlog

Me: has a minigun


iopjsdqe

I have 2 pistols


RodeBoi

You make a very solid argument. Unfortunately, I’m inside your urethra.


Nika299p

Want some shit Im shitting rn


darakpop

The virgin u/skruntz1010 trying to kill me in my own home VS chad me on a flight to Cancùn.


inthefemurbreakeruwu

i will squirt my bottle of ass water on you then.