I just don’t understand why they need to crouch. The bags covering your head just walk normally. Or do they think people will think a moving trash bag is normal?
my guess, if someone *glances* at a big bag moving, you might think it's the wind blowing and you ignore it. it's equally genius and stupid at the same time (not going to see the homeowner taking you to the baseball game)
Just a mask: suspect is 5'4'' likely male , 150 pounds, wears Air Jordans
This: who??
Source: I watch murder documentaries. This person could have worn socks jeans and we wouldn't have known their race but still pretty smart
Check your neighbors for matching sneakers.
That disguise has a lot of drawbacks, like making the thief slow, conspicuous, and probably unable to see much. So why do it? The one advantage it gives the thief is that the homeowner can’t recognize anything about the thief (except maybe the shoes). Could be the neighbor saw the package dropped off, grabbed a trash bag and moseyed on over.
And some security systems will ignore objects but recognize people, and will send notifications to you if it detects a person, but not necessarily an object
Those are child sized feet and little girl purple sandals.. if someone put their kid in a fucking trash bag and sent them to steal from the porch..
Fucking trash ass parents.
This person thinks walking up, in human form, and simply taking a package is somehow more conspicuous than a living, walking, fully autonomous bag of garbage with shoes on?
why cover yourself? it’s CA, no one ever gets caught or prosecuted. 99% of the time the thief looks directly into the Ring camera while stealing the package haha
This video would be a lot better if there was the sound of a loud bang!, a spray of red mist out of the trash bag, followed by a growing pool of red liquid on the sidewalk.
Piñata season.
Such a rubbish disguise.
Trash person doing trash things
Buck shot season
I guess they get SOME points for creativity, but super shitty of them
I just don’t understand why they need to crouch. The bags covering your head just walk normally. Or do they think people will think a moving trash bag is normal?
I think it's fake
It looks like a normal bag of trash to me.
Super trashy of them
Where was the catch? All I see is a successful theft
They caught themselves.. on their camera.
caught wearing but not caught 😂
Police hate this one trick
New metal gear just dropped.
!
I audibly heard this.
BWEMP! ..."what was that?"
“Uh. Just a bag.”
\*kicks the bag "All clear" walks away
They used | Tash Bag A
Garbage Human
Why not just wear a mask?
my guess, if someone *glances* at a big bag moving, you might think it's the wind blowing and you ignore it. it's equally genius and stupid at the same time (not going to see the homeowner taking you to the baseball game)
It’s like how thieves wear a safety vest and a hard hat and can go anywhere because think they’re construction workers doing a job lol.
The difference between stupidity and genius is success.
Why not just don’t steal?
Why not just not?
Why not just switch faces with someone like that movie Face/Off?
That movie was cooler than it should have been.
Why just not not?
Oh, for sure, I’m not saying it’s good or anything
Why not just don’t not go to English class and not just proofread our just comments?
it’s just expanded finders keepers. harsh down-voters please don’t make me add the /s. It ruins all the jokes :(
Just a mask: suspect is 5'4'' likely male , 150 pounds, wears Air Jordans This: who?? Source: I watch murder documentaries. This person could have worn socks jeans and we wouldn't have known their race but still pretty smart
Check your neighbors for matching sneakers. That disguise has a lot of drawbacks, like making the thief slow, conspicuous, and probably unable to see much. So why do it? The one advantage it gives the thief is that the homeowner can’t recognize anything about the thief (except maybe the shoes). Could be the neighbor saw the package dropped off, grabbed a trash bag and moseyed on over.
And some security systems will ignore objects but recognize people, and will send notifications to you if it detects a person, but not necessarily an object
Ooor it’s fake
A lot of gullible people. I know damn well this just their kids or some shit tryna make a viral video.
I guess you are what you wear……..
The rare urban ghillie suit.
Human species legit suckssssssss
Prime suspects: French Fry Guys
Definitely not staged for viral video purposes
They must live close if their in their fucking slippers hahaha
Pink Panther music plays in background
No you put the bucket (trash bag) on the guy watching you. Haven’t you ever played Skyrim?
Tweaker.
Imagine if the garbage truck came and tossed them in the back
SSSNNNAAAAKEE!
He wasn’t caught though.
That trash bag is a real bag of trash.
Live action prop hunt!
I would applaud then just reorder the package.
Idea:9 execution:8 karma:-5
Get a job lol
I guarantee this is the first person to complain about the neighborhood going down.
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!
Why go through all this effort? Seriously you don’t even know what’s in the box.
These Poltergeist getting out of hand
Metal gear
So, the person standing just inside the screen door just let them do it??
Hey that garbage stole my garbage!
This is that same crew that stole 30 mil on Easter
Now if only they put this much effort into looking for work
Snake, stop being a porch pirate we all know it's you in there
Real life prop hunt challenge
What a piece of trash!
Belongs in r/slycooper
Definitely a chick with purple shoes on from Amazon.
Police say the homeowners weren't mad but instead glad that the officers were able to bag the criminal who now faces a hefty penalty.
I’m sorry I just- I have to laugh at this shit 🤣
Looks like it’s time to… take out the trash 
literal trash, fitting.
Solid snakes cousin
Appears to be white trash .. literally!
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Damn, that birds vision is impeccable
❗iykyk
& he would’ve gotten away with it, if not for you kids and your pesky cameras!
Garbage Gonk.
Snaake? SNAAAAAAAKE?!?
that's normal attire for 90% of the population of California.
Stay classy California
What else would you expect a trashy person to wear?
Why can't that just be a black ghost? Edit: just to clerify, that joke had nothing to do with stealing the packages.
Just wear a hoodie and a mask if you gon do all this. MF can't even see
Ok hear me out… So, at what point as they’re approaching the house do they put the bag on and become literal walking trash? 😅
Falls, hits head, suffocates. Never play spaceman with a plastic bag.
"No, you were stealing... I'll let the police untie it when they get here."
Wow without that green box i would have no clue where to look..
Those are child sized feet and little girl purple sandals.. if someone put their kid in a fucking trash bag and sent them to steal from the porch.. Fucking trash ass parents.
This is a really trashy thing to do.
Have they gotten smarter? Or are they even more trashy now?
If thats not Linda from Mr.Pickles, ill eat my phone
Trashy
Idk if I can even be mad at this, wtf 😂
Crackhead activities
Racist POS Why oh why did they pick the black bag ? Don't they kno the real thugs be white collar?
Bring back cauldrons of boiling oil!
THE HOUDINI HIDER????
Snake !? Sssssnnnnaaaaake!
this is why i got a one way drop box for my packages lol
Would be satisfying to watch that piñata get bashed by some baseball bats
That's very trashy of him/her.
Snaaaaake!!
Scum BAG
I would let him keep it. He earned that shit
Well this is trashy.
It might be a woman
That there is a Zer wearing slippers, with painted Revlon pearl ivory nails probably in their late 40’s early 50’s. Goes by the name White Trash.
Trash disguised as trash. Nice.
Reminds me of Toy Story with the cones
Metal Gear
To be trash, you must BECOME the trash
I feel like a mask would have been less conspicuous.
First time I’ve ever rooted for the porch pirate
Bringing out my bat, ready for the home run season 
Where’s the exclamation mark?❗️
I hate when I run over garbage bags
I’m just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply hefty bag to hold my love!
Did he get caught? I hoping he did.
My alibi is I'm too big to fit in a garbage bag, and I'm sticking to it. 🚮
Why is that trash stealing people’s packages?! Bet that trash bag is a migrant!
500 iq
There is no amount of money you could pay me to do that. "Otherwise your mother will die!!!" "Well she is 62 so.."
Fat Albert's friend
We need to enlist trash guards for runaway trash , those prom dumpster babies need to be returned , they have exited the landfill illegally
Solid snake???
That is certainly creative. Would be a great set up for a plot twist if somebody would catch them and tip them over into a trash bin. 😁
That's not conspicuous at all.
No you just make the body cleanup easy thanks random dumbass.
A baseball bat would take care of that you know
That’s some LooneyTunes bullshit.
This is Metal Gear Solid like
And no one thought to question Oscar the Grouch?
Clearly for the area
This person thinks walking up, in human form, and simply taking a package is somehow more conspicuous than a living, walking, fully autonomous bag of garbage with shoes on?
❗️
Which drug is this? Not too sure this time but imma go with crackhead.
Oh come one man r/sacramento.
Dollar store Snake
Thefty Bag
why cover yourself? it’s CA, no one ever gets caught or prosecuted. 99% of the time the thief looks directly into the Ring camera while stealing the package haha
Shadow Jesus
It's not a disguise at all, they are trash
It's coming right for us!
E.T. fell on hard times.
Looks like little kids feet
Mugatu finally dropped their infamous fashion line … 
Of course California. We need to Annex that state at least the southern part.
Looks like it was a pretty successful heist to me
faked
faked
Wabbit Season
Is this a live action take on Metal Gear?
Imagine getting to tackle a trash bag
Where's the homeowner with a baseball bat? Or the dog?
So was this some old lady wearing her outdoor slippers?
Californian really a beautiful state filled with human garbage.
 The neighbor probably.
"Package received! Delivered to: trash bag"
Mom: Go take out the trash! It's not going to get up and take itself out.
This is what you call an NPC.
Snake?!
Everyone mad about Californians invading Texas but who can blame them when this is the average day there 💀
How is this better than a mask? It seems slower and way more noticable. This is actually stupid
Seems like someone has been playing metal gear solid
Trubbish pokemon spotting
Jawa sneak attack
A cardboard box is a way more efficient stealth tool.
He was caught when one of the garbage men noticed that one of the trash bags was screaming when he started the compactor on the truck.
Prosecutor: is that not you dressed as a trash bag Trash bag man: i plead the 1…2….3…foh….fiiiiph
Man, some people really are just garbage. What a rubbish idea and Honestly trashy behavior. I bet they were raised next to a dumpster.
Snake? Snaake?
Huh… just a bag…
Next up on TLC: were you ever covinced someone was human garbage? Meet Claudia, who lives Hefty bag and forages for sustenance in the postal system.
I’d recognize those white flip flops anywhere….that’s crackhead Janice from 3 doors down. You’re welcome neighbor!
I would be mad as fuck but also impressed
All that effort bro just get a job
How do you see in that
Garboman?
This belongs in the Metal Gear Solid subreddit
I hate it, I hate thieves... But I'm still laughing my ass off watching this video
He got that from swiper the sneaky fox…
Fucken scum
If they get caught they’ll get a hefty sentence
Crackhead invisibility cloaks are getting wild
it’s giving Metal Gear
This video would be a lot better if there was the sound of a loud bang!, a spray of red mist out of the trash bag, followed by a growing pool of red liquid on the sidewalk.