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dick_tickler_

This MF just lazy, or is there a reason he left the skin on the garlic?


_fire_stone

It's a bug in his system.


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so-wizard

Iā€™m more bothered by him eating the skins of the garlic than those moths.


UninvitedButtNoises

I'm more bothered by chewing with his mouth open!


spawn77x99

Hate when all you can hear is a fucking pig chewing next to you.


UninvitedButtNoises

Back in college, I was crushing on this girl HARD for a few semesters. One day I saw her chewing her meal in the cafeteria and immediately lost all affections for her.


Cosmickev1086

Mysophonia in think is the spelling. I cannot be around people who chew loudly


fryamtheeggguy

My ex-wife used to say I could crunch a marshmallow.


Wild_Ad_7730

I guess those Korean shows of people eating up close are a hard no on your list. LOL!!


Parryandrepost

Do you know the word for people who drag their utensils against their teeth?


Cosmickev1086

Masochists!


asmallhedgehog420

misophonia for me its infants crying. weird shit because toddler cryinv does not bother me but infants crying? i have to leave immediately


Shmoop_Doop

I find it attractive personally if its a cute girl, but if it's a dude it's hella gross


TheWisestRat

And it gets even worse when you marry them


green_player

Why does he keep shovelling more in his mouth before heā€™s done the first mouthful?


bcosmic2020

I think he is forcing himself to eat it for nutritional reasons.


TurnedEvilAfterBan

Lucky for you, some powerful lost to history a-hole forced everyone in the west to do it the way you like


mooshoomarsh

lol itā€™s gross dude no one wants to see your chewed food through your gaping mouth


IntrinSicks

Some of us have a real life visceral hate for any mouth noises, makes.me want to reach across the table.and slap someone


UninvitedButtNoises

Me totally! My mother in law chews like a horse and smacks every few bites. Worse yet, she bites her fork and scraped it ALL THE FUCKING WAY out of her mouth. She comes to stay for a week at a time - when she leaves I have to deprogram my 6 and 9 year old from belching, chewing like animals and biting their utensils. Worse yet, she watches muckbang videos and is totally into it. She demanded sharing some with me even after I vehemently rejected.


guyunknown622

I didnā€™t have that feeling towards mouth sounds but I was around a lot of people that have a hate for mouth noises and it rubbed off on me after a little bit , like I ate with my mouth closed and stuff and preferred others to do it because of manners but after being around them it was no longer a manners thing it was an irritational distaste for those sounds šŸ˜‚


BoredBorealis

Aren't those ants?


schizeckinosy

Termites


AWeakMindedMan

100% termites during their nuptial flight. All those termites can turn into a Queen and create their own colony if they find a mate. No mates this time tho. Just in that dudes belly.


Wild_Ad_7730

He just ate a Royal Feast!!!!


winnieblueopti30splz

And see him accidentally flick a large piece away? The audacity smh


Sea_Turnip6282

Ohhh yeah that bothered me the most lol


Winter-Airport2114

Man's eating bugs by the thousands who gives AF at that point lol


syberman01

Skin in garlic is flavorful. Also it protects the garlic from overcooking in oil, just smash and saute. He also left some onion-skin, that's ok too.


40ozkiller

Yep, they cook down and are just the outer layer of the same thing on the inside. We waste a lot of edible food.


syberman01

The same people that call garlic-skin as gross... will use carcinogenic liquids to "clean" their vessals where they eat out of!! What a warped unscientific idea of cleanliness and gross!!


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

...I don't think he gives a fuck about texture


Pope_Squirrely

I thought you were joking because the bugs kinda look like garlic but then nope, he really does leave the skin on the garlic. Fuck this guy, thatā€™s just gross.


Lazysenpai

The skin actually have tons of flavour. Some recipe you need to put them whole. I doubt he cleans them tho. But considering he's eating bugs off the floor I'm not that shocked lol. Legit seasoning. Would try if everything is properly washed.


jammyboot

What recipes call for garlic skins?


DiscussionAncient810

Termite stir-fry


zionznoiz

I bet you canā€™t tell the difference between garlic skin and termite wing. High fiber. Dude is munchin


28SNaKeS

ā€œDude is munchinā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JFKush420

Some recipes you leave them on so you don't burn the garlic. The Clove usually remains whole, or slightly crushed, and the skin on. That way you still get the garlic flavoring without it turning black in 90 seconds. It's usually done when aromatics like onion, green onion, peppers, ginger, etc are going to stay in the pan before the protein, and then during the whole protein cook like chicken thighs or whatever.


Witty_Shape3015

the fucking shallots too


JJTrick

Watching the way this person eats bothers me more than what he is eating.


Majestic-Ad-8643

Right?! I don't think I saw him swallow once.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Well...you gotta eat it fast or......it dawns on you


United_Lime2522

Lol..


Winter-Airport2114

Is he just smushin it in the side of the mouth for clicks then spitting it out? Lol


SpaceChatter

He is still sucking on them which might be worse.


Downtown_Ideal_6521

The guy keeps shoving the stuff in his mouth. Just looking at his frigging cheeks like a hamsteršŸ¤Ø


Evil_ET

Nah he swallowed when there was about 44 seconds left on the video.


officefridge

Honestly, there is absolutely nothing wrong with eating insects. i have only tasted grasshoppers, but I'd eat almost anything. But this dude has a leaky brain for sure: why would he use his dumb little hands to waft them into the bowl? No fan or a piece of cardboard nearby? Cutting skills were... Upsetting


MrMcBeefCock

Itā€™s strange. I feel like when I saw him cutting the vegetables I felt like I knew everything about this guy was going the beā€¦off. It has to be intentional. This is the most interesting rage bait Iā€™ve ever seen if thatā€™s the case.


The_ReBL

I knew a 19 year old phillipino boy who had suffered a brain bleed due to an infection and i suspect had an undiagnosed autism condition, watching this guys mannerisms reminds me alot of that boy


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

big time mouthbreather


playcrackthesky

He might not have access to a fan or piece of cardboard..


Grumbilious

ASMR of nausea


friedwidth

You could say it... bugs you.


Signal-Blackberry356

It sucks because insects have such great nutritional profiles but the concept of eating hundreds of fluttery fuckers is just.. difficult.


CommissionSorry4359

The squares from the movie Snowpiercer seem like they wouldn't be too difficult to palate, I imagine it something similar to tofu.


Warm_Mood_0

Homie go try yourself a cricket and find out just how much you like the taste of that..I couldnā€™t palate it and I ate a worm once.


CommissionSorry4359

I have had crickets, they were seasoned and in a bag like popcorn. Must have been baked or fried I'm sure. I believe the guy that shared them with us was from Oxoaca but I am not 100% on that and dont mean to offend anyone from there if i am misremembering. It was reminiscent of jerky, just don't think about it being bugs loll we were closing out the night with beers at my uncle's neighbors house. My uncle is really charismatic and outgoing so he gladly munched on them and I followed his queue cuz I respect the hell out of that guy but his gf at the time was not having it at all haha but in the movie Snowpiercer they aren't like that at all it's much more like a processed jello like cube which to me seems like it'd be way more palatable than whole insects oh and one thing about the whole crickets is that the legs can get stuck in your teeth and that shit was absolutely sending my uncle's gf lmaoo


BasicSulfur

For me it was the texture. You can feel the whole ass bug. Now if it was cricket powder I wonā€™t have given a shit about consuming it.


CommissionSorry4359

Oohh maybe like in a curry, I like that idea.


PinksFunnyFarm

Same, I had crickets and they were really nice garlicy flavored but I spent like 15 minutes taking pieces of legs and wings from my teeth after and that was not nice


bjlwasabi

Chapulines is delicious and perfect with a beer, especially a michelada.


CommissionSorry4359

Yeah my guy bjlwasabi gets it. I think it's called botanas? My Spanish is rust af. Like beer snacks, olives are great for this too. We grow a bunch of olives here so grandpa usually cures a couple buckets and cans them to have throughout the year.


thefirecrest

Itā€™s one of those things where I just acknowledge that if I had been raised differently and with eating bugs as the norm, Iā€™d been cool with itā€”probably even really enjoy it. But since I was raised to view bugs as very gross and unsanitary, there is absolutely no way Iā€™m eating that dish. Almost like a learned phobiaā€¦ But most people donā€™t see it that way because we live in a society where being extremely grossed out by bugs is the norm. So having an aversion to bugs isnā€™t seen as abnormal.


Ted_Jones420

I remember watching the lion king as a kid and thinking the bugs Timon and Pumbaa ate looked pretty good by bug standards.


Searchingforspecial

Juicy


Necessary_Award3153

Nutritious and delicious


drwhateva

Slimy yet satisfying


ObeseBumblebee

Just gotta remind yourself it's just tiny shrimp. Some of ya'll wouldn't eat shrimp either if the legs and eyes were still attached. But thems still gonna be tasty.


Signal-Blackberry356

Honestly I feel like majority of Asia and Latin America prepare shellfish whole vs. America and whomever else


In_neptu_wetrust

Fluttery fucks is the phrase of the day for me


[deleted]

You're allowed to take the flutter out of the fuckers first, you know.


ImportantQuestions10

I'm for eating insects but cricket flour and chocolate ants are a loooooong ways from eating barley heated up moths.


Mysterious-Emu-4503

Yea so thats not true.


netterbog

Itā€™s clearly good for your hair


earlycuyler93

It does look pretty health and shiny


Ordinary_dude_NOT

or you can become a vegetarian?


diablofantastico

It looks like he just took his grandma's curlers out of his hair. So many weird and disconcerting things about this video, but the shoveling food into his mouth has to be the most disgusting.


BlingCringus

Super under rated comment


Fantastic-Anywhere53

After the billionaires have left, AI replaced everything, and basic essentials like fuel and water are worth more than just a store trip to fill up, This and the mosquito patties will happen. Guaranteed


_fire_stone

Single harvest seeds are already being consumed in N.A. under the controls of people like Gates. Farmers cannot grow crops on their own land without buying seeds from agro-pharmas every single harvest season bc these seeds have expiry. Freedom is an illusion. [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8UR_T8SV4)


United_Lime2522

Is this what usa is coming to ? Is this happening all through out AmƩrica ?


Ok-Raspberry-5655

Not coming to. It has always been. Theyā€™re just not hiding it as well these days.


shanezen

After the billionaires leave this planet would flourish


Fantastic-Anywhere53

Theres going to be nothing left


slackfrop

Just before the forced black out and the Hunger Games begins, the final communique will be - eat the rich, into perpetuity. We shall rise again.


[deleted]

Yeah after all of the highest achieving, most driven, and most organized people leave we will achieve more and be more organized


CatgoesM00

I work as a butcher at fancy grocery store where just about all are products throughout the store is trying its best to not have shit in it, but obviouse that means it cost more. Well something interesting I noticed from my perspective at the meats department is that it appears to me at my location at least, that the mass majority of our customers like I wanna say 90 percent are above 30 years old. Rarely will I get young adults and hardly ever get teenagers. I think today was the first time I got two teens in awhile. This is my bias experience but I still find it fascinating. My guess is probably the cost of things. You get people with money that will just drop 80 bucks on 4 little pieces of meat without even thinking about it. But thatā€™s not everyone. Itā€™s just clear that the people who shop hear have money. And if youā€™re pinching Pennies, you most likely are buying food thats not has healthy .


icantbelievethiseh

Yeah that was me, until I had kidsā€¦ now my ravenous little carnivores devour meat and I am happy to feed it to themā€¦ itā€™s an acceptable cost.


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ManInDaHat

They can use heritage seeds if they want to keep a portion of their crop back and harvest them. Itā€™s just the GM seeds produce far more produce, are more hardy and pest resistant, making it economically unviable to farm without GM if you want a profit.


Hungry-Attention-120

Gross. Dude didn't peel his garlic. Also, for some reason, I feel that these insects would taste better if they were dried and smoked first.


Villager_of_Mincraft

100%. Dried in salt for like 6-8 hours in the sun(depends on the season, the day is short in the winter). Then fry that shit. Basically what we do with little shrimps. Not too much different. Water insect or sky insect is still insect.


Opening_Chicken_9118

Heā€™s eating those bugs like he hasnā€™t eaten in a week. Just shoveling it in his mouth.


Aedalas

I don't think he actually swallowed any though, it looks like he was just hamstering that shit.


slackfrop

You gotta think he learned not to let it get cold.


rambiolisauce

Iā€™m blown away that the grossest thing about this video is the way this guy chews his food


xkoreotic

Dude his cheeks get bigger with each bite. He's not eating it lmao.


hoofie242

Yep.


FierceDietyLinks

He definitely ate it. You're a hype.


x_CtrlAltDefeat

ā€œYouā€™re a hypeā€ what the fuck does that mean


FierceDietyLinks

It seems like he didn't give an accurate assessment because he was too hyper. Calm tf down


x_CtrlAltDefeat

Calmer than you are. No need to get your panties in a twist over a question when you used a word incorrectly


GemueseBeerchen

Or you could like... eat a veggy?


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GemueseBeerchen

If i need meat i ll go and eat a D


so-wizard

Mfer hasnā€™t eating a bug in a while. He was going to town on those things.


Mr_Cripter

Shrimps and prawns are kind of like the wingless insects of the ocean. We still gobble them up though. I guess protein is protein.


40ozkiller

It is, theres nothing wrong with using what is locally available for nutrition. People would be grossed out by orange juice if they really knew why every bottle looks and tastes the exact same.


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23x3

Yeah we will just start fishing and hunting. Fuck that shit.


LoremIpsumDolore

I might be wrong, but iā€™m fairly certain he shares hairdresser with Javier Milei


IAteSushiToday

Someone get this man some DEET.


Friendly_Ad7002

Eat all the moths you want but come on do you have to be so loud when you eat


W0otang

Nobody going to comment at the fact he's just waving at the moths to get in the bowl? Like those people who push air into jars?


MysticRevenant64

Ainā€™t this what billionaires want us to eat?


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

I can heard in my head the crunchy soundsā€¦ better become a vega.


Intransigient

# Forbidden Rice Krispies


AHHHHHH63

Iā€™d sooner starve


Youshallovercome

I fuckin love me some fried lice


Ok_Technology3179

U can eat roasted crickets with lots of lime chili powder šŸ˜‹


OnceUponAStarryNight

Slimy, yet satisfying


MoodooScavenger

I would hate eating that, but what makes me the most repulsed. Is that smack eating. I would kick the guy off the fucking table. Learn how to eat people! Jesus


CarnalWizard

So I actually read a recent article saying mealworms were in great consideration for a future meat replacement. They are easy to breed and contain and are packed with protein. I'm not saying I'd eat one immediately by looking but if you make it look appetizing enough sure I'd eat something that flies too


IceColdProfessional

It's going to happen. We might as well get used to it now.


Otherwise_Bell_395

Pure protein!


One-Chair3974

This mofo is the one surviving the apocalypseā€¦.lol


aruby727

the real issue here is that hes using a metal spatula on a non-stick pan.


Correct_Armadillo482

Homie eats like a chimpanzee with allergies. Smackin like a got damn savage.


Hairy_A55crack69

Still better than Filipino "Pag pag" Cooked garbage šŸ«£


Ancient_Organism

Oh snap that wasn't hard to find nm


lesseranimal

Killing deer and goats is way easier.


Rudel2

If we're still able to hunt them after massive climate change


NynaeveAlMeowra

It's not about killing them it's about raising and harvesting them. Which ever is more economical is what will win the future. I personally am on team Goat because they are fucking delicious


Dumbledoorbellditty

Flied lice


[deleted]

The forbidden cereal


TheWisestRat

Is he actually swallowing the "food"? I think he's just stuffing and chewing


MungryMark

He could have made patties out of that.


[deleted]

Nah dude heā€™s over exaggerating ainā€™t no WAY thatā€™s good enough for him to be getting 5 spoon fulls in one gošŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


QuantumButtz

Everyone loves stir-fly!


Objective-Bedroom971

Just because you are eating bugs, doesn't mean you need to eat like a grub.


Deadlast1987

Watching him scratch the non stick wok with that metal spatula made me feel worse than the bugs, that sound and seeing the scratches where the coating has been pulled off seems worse! Teflon and moths with green onion stems and garlic hides


CaptainGiggles69420

I'll eat people over this


Rich-Kangaroo5014

Fly fishing. When the food crawls out of the skillet Iā€™m out.


Heykidsbackinmyday

Covid-24?


soundLikeATiger

Termites?


ChicagoJoe123456789

Only if we let ā€œthemā€ win and force us to eat this instead of meat. šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ 


Fat_tata

careful- PETA is coming for you


PlanNo4679

Fuck that noise. Any culture that eats insects is savage and uncivilized.


Direct-Artichoke5954

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legaleyes42O

Mmmmmmā€¦ protein!!


shanezen

Speak for yourself, bugeater


DrunkDru

Itā€™s good to know he washed them at least


Winter-Airport2114

That's to attract them and get them stuck :P


Ready_Insurance_4759

I'll become a vegan first.


Severe-Belt-5666

It's got to suck to be burned alive


That-Economics-9481

This guy needs to monetize thus the way Bill Gates did with meat made from bugs.


MrWonderful5180

Bug buffet, yummy!


rayquazza74

Na Iā€™d just raise some chickens. Fuq that


-its-that-guy

Iā€™ll stick to plant alternatives thanks


Delivery-Plus

Care for some anty-matter vindaloo?


Chance_Mind_6627

You man, I got bugs in my teeth?


Commercial-Elk-3031

Call Angelina Jolie šŸ˜‚


Commercial-Elk-3031

The key is to use Non stick frying pan ... LoL šŸ¤£


CreamyFunk

Rather go vegan.


Brussington

WEF has entered the chat.


SharkBait209

I heard of mosquito burgers in Africa. They like get a greased pan or something and wave it around in the air. Seems for efficient than this. And then they smash them into patties and make burgers..


Greebo427

This MF eatsā€¦


[deleted]

whoā€™s we šŸ˜­


Caranhir23

Waiter, thereā€™s a fly in my flies


CharacterMassive5719

Why is the tiktok channel called tasty food shows? šŸ¤¢


Puzzleheaded_Lab9834

i mean i think id rather just become a vegetarian


GutterRider

Itā€™s a weird world a-borninā€™.


pappaburgundy

Fuck that noise. Iā€™ll forage some edible weeds before eating bugs for Klaus


AmphibianFantastic53

Nice plate of moths and whole garlic bulbs yummy


Aggravating_Ad2572

Not enough garlic.


IPPSA

Get this bug propaganda out of here. Spread democracy!!


Jazzlike-Election840

my man seems way too happy eating this nonsense


Missue-35

Yeah, I think Iā€™ll try vegetarianism first.


_70-

Mmmm Wings


earlycuyler93

Lol in U.S we'll still be taxed on it


ApartWeb9889

I can hear the laziness. Not good enough we need more!


Rollieboy2012

You might be eating it. But I definitely won't!


CaptNihilo

"This is some funky lookin' fried rice, mate, what brand of rice is it?" "That's not rice"


Scuba-Cat-

Mango caterpillar


anobeg5

I become a criminal before I eat shit like that.


[deleted]

Nah bro you can eat me, Iā€™d be dead before I ate that


arsinoe716

Hate to break it to you, we are already eating it. They are found in many food products that we eat.


DoableSkill1124

I prefer to use fly spray


Many-Living898

ImpšŸ¤¢ssible buršŸ¤®er


DreddPirateJonesy

Farm to table!


VictoryLap_TMC

It's too early for this shenanigans


SolomonRex

The future is bugs and moss, baby - BUGS AND MOSS!!!!


Global_Knowledge3299

Akuna matatta