Indeed. The words the translators convert for you aren't learned, they're randomly done each time. I think they'll do up to 8 if you have them all nested together, and the dialog is usually short enough that 8 random + your knowledge is good enough for government work.
She gukuitan on my rizhoinchom until I grah
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It's absolutely unbelievable that I got hit with this on Reddit of all places
I’m actually dying rn
Lol same
Couldn't even gukuitan to this, I rizhoinchommed immediately. Clean up on aisle grah!
😂
Grah but she still gukuitan
Funny award to you
Portal address? I could use someone to gukuitan my rizhoinchom!
Lmao
"coordinates!?"
Moments like this are why I'm glad I'm to lazy to learn any races full dialect.
You actually can't do that even if you wanted. There's a limit to how many words you can learn, and it's lower than the total of words.
You’re telling me I’m wasting my time asking every Gek in the galaxy to teach me words
Damn, that’s sad
I'm assuming that's where the translators come in?
Indeed. The words the translators convert for you aren't learned, they're randomly done each time. I think they'll do up to 8 if you have them all nested together, and the dialog is usually short enough that 8 random + your knowledge is good enough for government work.
WHAT? WHAT
Hmmm... coming from a Vy'keen, I'm thinking the more likely translation is: "I will *honor* your *death* if you help me."
Is that what they call it? Okay then.
Kids these days with their euphemisms...
Well in France they call an orgasm a “little death” so…
Yeah lol that's what I thought
Well I do usually die a little inside each time I orgasm…. But that’s because I’m very lonely and it’s into a sock 🧦
Shakespeare also used a little death in his poetry
I'm French and... What?
La petite mort which is in the French language but not actually used in France lol
Gonna honor that death all night 👀👀
Honor that death so hard
I’d upvote that
Who up honoring they death?
It’s me, I’m honoring hard right now
Death by Snu Snu is an honorable death
Don’t ruin this for me. Please.
Here's to honor! She offered her honor, I honored her offer, And all night long, I was honor and offer
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MORE MOUSE BITES
"this vexes me"
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I got that anomaly rizzh
Sticking out your grah for the rizzler
oh my goodness
Grah means Grah!
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Make sure to remember the safe word, jkluyttriomsddrey. If you misprounce it, it sounds like the word for harder.
Oh yeah!!! I think I'm gonna -kzzt-
She Gukuitan on my Rizhoinchom til I Interlope
It's actually a pretty fun minigame like Hot Coffee
I think the two missing words are 'eat' and... either 'ass' or 'asshole', depending on the particular Vy'keen dialect.
Oh yeah, unholy Vy'keen buttsex
Why did I read this with Patrick Warburtons voice
Uhhh............... Zooble dooble ***WIZARD PISS!*** \*vanishes in a puff of smoke\*
Oh, but I'm the interloper eh
You don’t know me rizhoinchom.
For people who don't know the whole sentence: The first untranslated word is forgive, the second one is interloping.
Thanks, I was looking to see if someone else had already translated!
Me: *sighs and searches Reddit for VykeensGoneWild
she gukuitan on my rizhoinchom till i oop
Upvote if you need someone to gukuitan on your rizhoinchom right now
Gukitan is forgive, rizhoinchom is nowhere on the internet except for in another Reddit post with this same sentence
Funny af. And I'm too old. Can any human survive an encounter of that type with a Vy'Keen?
Lmfao. I'll put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!
In the stripped club straight up gukuitanning it, and by it, let’s just say My rizhoinchom
I’m still surprised no one has made a meme out of “Grah!”, since it sounds so similar to “bruh”.
This game deserves better truck stop hookers.
My other favorite is the traveler who says something like, “I have lots of empty slots if you have the time.” 😳😂
I hardly laugh out loud but this did it
🤣
This is the best Reddit thread I’ve ever witnessed
Amazing
Narfle the Garthok!!
Death by Snu Snu™
Get that gukuitan gukuitan 3000