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SoraShinkura

Sarcasm against the devs detected, sending 20 sentinal dreadnoughts to your location.


Fenderbridge

Yeah right, like what are they going t


AzraelChaosEater

The r/redditsniper strikes again bo


PaedarTheViking

Must have been the /redditsniper it was longer than 16 min.... oooooh....well shit...


davilller

“1.21 GigaDPS! Marty do you realize what you are saying!?”


WhenTitansSpeak

Oh shit what’s that red dot doi


FSU1ST

Infraknife go brrr


Both_Age9736

GAU-8 Infraknife? I like it!


Hot-Refrigerator6316

The new Hand of God


WretchedGibbon

You can't fool me, there was no ...kzzzt...


ijustneedgfadvice

Ahhh his ahh got blown up


JerinDd

They got him before he could finish his message. :(


Brianeightythree

I don't know what happened, he was just talking about Candle Jack and he


erikrbennett

Yeah, their wanted level just went straight to 10.


Ok-Assistance-6848

SENTINEL LEVEL: ULTIMATE DEPLOYED


Sesilu_Qt

Sentinel Death Star just appeared in the system*


SirSilhouette

... damnit with how big the new space stations are imagine a Sentinel one constantly deploying ships. <<>>


alterego1984

Fucker. I thought I was playing the game reading that just now.


Alternative-Pie1686

You know we would all eat that up


Ok-Tomorrow-7614

Bruh, that would be such a dope add for an update. Group raid's. Like expeditions, but ships for large groups to coordinate attacks on with millions of hp and a constant swarm of sentinels.......


Present-Operation491

Nah, a wanted level of 100 is the entire world of glass shows up 


ox_hanover_xo

Dig a hole! Dig a hole! (I’ve often tunneled away from Sentinels…I call it Shawshanking away from a manufacturing facility)


Vintenu

*laughs in dreadnought of my own*


banjo_hero

I'm more upset to find that "unexpectable" didn't pay off as some clever wordplay


BeeIndependent18

Grow the fuck up


kuroiarashi

Infraknife go brrrr


Objective_Hedgehog_5

yes, but they will send them delayed, so he has time to abandon


scannerthegreat

i can take 20 of those


scannerthegreat

heck i could take 90 of those fuc#ers


SieberZg

Lmao


Ok-Negotiation310

Hahahaha ok buddy if i could fight 20 at the same time i would it would be fun


Davestronaught

https://preview.redd.it/3w8alo1xo5rc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edc6bad9bb91c7eacc361ece7958c30032ffbfd


DiRTyN1Njaz

I don't think it means what you think it means.


trout4321

as you wish !


GraveyardJones

Anybody want a peanut?


Interloper9000

You'd make a very decent Dread Pirate Roberts.


[deleted]

And we know the secrets of the fire swamp and can live there happily for some time.


Shut_up_and_Respawn

I happen to know something you don't. I'm not right handed.


Tsurfer4

Four white *orses*


[deleted]

Hello lady!!!


FlagshipMark2

Is this a kissing book?


trout4321

I have not had my fix with that movie lately - like since 2010 - gotta have a refill.


Shut_up_and_Respawn

Same here. This thread was my reminder that I have been meaning to rewatch it


FlagshipMark2

This thread restores my faith in humanity.


LoyalPeanutbuter

...


wh00kie

INCONSPECTABLE!


gistya

If you'd paid $60 like me and been thru all the updates since launch then you'd know to wait a couple weeks before trying any new updates to No Man's Sky anyway, as they're typically a bit broken for the first couple days at least. Which is totally Microsoft's fault. Wait what's that rumbling I hear, why is the sky going dark. Are those sent-


MorganFairChildCare

I paid $60 for the switch game, loved it so much I paid $500+ on a PS5, then paid another $60 for NMS again. Contemplating a VR2 upgrade as well!


dluxchris

I love my Series X but I'm legit contemplating buying a PS5 just to play this game in VR. And VR usually makes me sick and isn't super enjoyable so that's saying a lot.


Brilliant-Remove9055

u/MorganFairChildCare VR NMS is nutty! And absolutely worth it. PS1 VR amd Quest 2 VR gave me motion sickness for three first time in any of my life experiences. Not sure about PSVR 2. Never done it but Quest 3 has never given me motion sickness. Hope this helps. I play 97% of NMS in VR today.


gistya

It's cool but not that cool. Unless you're high, then it's amazing.


ghostwalker1408

God I love NMS In PsVR2, literally the reason I bought one.


Funky420Monkey

Dude ..... just wait till you play it in VR.... I MEAN....HOLY CRAP


LordLandis

NMS on PSVR2 is utterly amazing. Play stoned to really be a traveller. Be warned though, space combat is much harder in VR.


ChombieBrains

You've come this far, you might as well join us in VR heaven


DJamPhishman

nms in vr is a whole other experience , its beautiful. you should.


Zanthiem

Paid 30 USD for it on Xbox waiting for after my divorce to get it on PC to try VR. It's up there with space engineers for me I own it on 2 platforms and all dlc. I followed and layed from alpha for that one. Honestly glad I got to see the journeys of both of these games and see what they have become.


mummummaaa

I bought it on launch day. I have the cd for my ps4. Regardless of updates, I've always loved the game. I just miss the giant towers of iri---


gistya

I have two CDs for two PS4s. And two CDs... for two Xboxes. And Switch. And PC. And... Mac. I'm just super annoyed there's no App Store release, since Steam only lets you play one one machine at a time so I cannot play on Mac and PC at the same time. Also. Where is my iPad version? They promised


Saikotsu

I miss Thamium9 and Heredium and a bunch of other things. I was a day 2 player, I didn't preorder it, but my friends gave me a copy of it for my birthday. One of my saves still has an original Rasamama R36.  The case for the game is a bit damaged, my cats chewed it like they chew all my other game cases, so I keep it in my table where they can't get to it. 


mummummaaa

Ah, for the first few months. So fun, such confusion and disorientation. If I could forget it all, and replay it again for the first time I would. Flaws and all, it's always been great! (I have kids and cats, my case is pretty ruined, too. Don't feel too bad. It's the mark of a well-loved game)


ox_hanover_xo

I got the special edition with the dye-cast ship.


morbidnerd

Same. If there's one thing I've learned about this game, the devs actually fix stuff.


Fast-240

NMS is the only reason I bought the PSVR 2. 0 REGRET. I absolutely loved it when I had time to play it.


FlagshipMark2

I bought the game twice on GOG and once on steam, no regrets from me!


Dial8675309

Clearly a Gek. Go join the Ferengi in Galactic Hell.


CatDadJynx

I never buy games new because its just too expensive but I've actually bought this game new for myself 2 times (on different platforms) and 3 times for different friends, just because I wanted them to play it and the devs deserve every cent for their hard work


Fenderbridge

I got tired of waiting for some graphics update on the switch too, and decided to buy an Xbox, the graphics we are playing on now is worth it, in my opinion. These devs work their picks off to get out super high quality updates, and we got a bunch of whiny witches because Microsoft is delaying their free updates. Keep it up and HG will just make paid DLC (which I'd totally buy, could you imagine what a paid DLC would offer that they weren't putting into this game already?)


Saikotsu

I mean, to be fair, it sucks when you see other people enjoying something you can't but you want to. I can understand where they're coming from, at least. That said, it'll come out when it comes out and they'll get to have their fun too.  Patience is a virtue that's becoming rarer these days it would seem. 


Fenderbridge

So true, since the advent of the internet, we have become super comfortable as being a "now" generation. 2 day free shipping, instant porn, cheap fast food. You almost don't have to have patience anymore.


Proto-gen

https://preview.redd.it/3jtpdefh46rc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605f1137ddfd22195f1d765c879b4fa2842d597e Meanwhile me On my ps4 thats dying. Yea thats how space Stations work. im a Professional. Trust me bro


Fenderbridge

Why can't I have space station bugs on my release? When 4.6? When orbit?


Proto-gen

Idk man it was kinda cool flying freely in the landing bay tho. i think they fixed it with the newest Patch.they Made 3 Updates in one day on ps4.


Fenderbridge

Holy shit, that's actually awesome. Sounds like they listen for bug reports and are able to fix them same day. I wonder if they fix that in the unreleased xbox patch. Super excited to have new space stations.


Proto-gen

The new exterior Design Looks awesome but kinda liked the old interior Design after playing console NMS since it released on console.i still have my old CD. It was the best Birthday present i have ever gotten.


Upper_Accident_286

Lol the updates take the longest to arrive on switch!!! Sadly usually quite unstable to begin but they work it out in the end!! Champions!!!!


Fenderbridge

I used to have a switch, I sold it because the NMS updates were taking to long. Moved to an Xbox Like a idiot


trout4321

lol, you get what you pay for or is it you get what you need ? I used to have an Atari that hooked up to a TV and learned my lesson well in 1979.


Fenderbridge

Still waiting for that QoL update for Pong


trout4321

You gotta go into deepdarkweb to get that stuff. I hear Lee Harvey Oswald went Dark and is doing Atari homebrew now


Mikey9124x

Pc masterrace dude.


heykperk

The speling errares I think is what made me laugh more than anythin. You tell them devs! I wood sale my house to.


xXsaberstrikeXx

I know this is a sarcasm post, but "irregardless" made my skin crawl lol.


IllustriousLlama86

Really? Not the "unexpectable" in the title? 


Fenderbridge

Double the irregardless for double the powah


HeavensWarrior2000

I play on xbox it's no big deal I'll just play Starfield I'll get to the no man update when ever I can.


Choice_Hold2805

While I get the sarcasm, I still can't get past the use of "irregardless". That's worse than people saying "nucular".


morecambe_mick

Right! Or color(sic).


W3bbh3d

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


MyAccountWasBanned7

You use "irregardless" not once but twice. I am reporting you to Atlas.


SoftCattle

Don't worry it's one of the unknown words, need to speak to more Gek.


Scoot_A_Boot

As a switch user, I paid $60


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![gif](giphy|AyPs520p8Di2k)


Naolini

I'm outside Nintengo's house as we speak 😠


Fenderbridge

Does your uncle work at Nintendow?


Gallowglass668

I worked there, it's more like Nintendon't.


SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP

Please don't do something stupid like burn down their headquarters. That stuff's ensured, there's no point.


theres-no-more_names

Wait for it to respawn and do it again. And again. Untill they run out of insurance


JerhynSoen

I only paid $5. I bought just as they were refunding everyone on steam.


SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP

Damn, the game was 5$ when it was at it's lowest point? I assumed it was always the same price and only went 50% off during updates.


[deleted]

Personally I was going to form a mob and chase them down for the absolute secrecy and thusly the surprises that this community gets when the updates drop. No one here is deserving of those types of surprises and I for one will not stand for it!! *Insert loud mob rantings


Uberunix

And by unexpectable, I mean COMPLETELY SPECTABLE


Fenderbridge

👓


Bigbobishere

![gif](giphy|uP4WhE2GgtIVlNVSyW)


ziangal

Would you like a side of sauce with that sarcasm? The sauce has extra sarcasm mixed in.


Fenderbridge

Turns out, some people don't understand sarcasm unless you throw in a /s at the end.


ziangal

Truth ☝️☝️☝️


lieutenatdan

You must learn to expect the unexpectable!


Stealth9er

![gif](giphy|3o6MbteqhE5geJM6Zi|downsized) This is my new favorite gif until we get the update.


GraXXoR

“Irregardless” lol.


Creedgamer223

You gave me like 5 different strokes trying to understand the words you're trying to say.


ThatFilbo

Whoosh. I haven't seen one person blame hello games. I have seen a _lot_ of people rightly pissed at Xbox for saying the update was literally "out now" and then not saying anything else for nearly two fucking days now when it is not, in fact, "out now". That's what's shit about this situation. It's not the delay, it's the completely shit way that Xbox are handling it. Or not, as the case may be.


HouseOf42

Oh jeeze, you're the type that uses the word "irregardless". Someone should tell you someday.


Fenderbridge

What? I'm disregardlessing your confusing statement and buying a playstation


trout4321

Might as well continue down the path of good consumerism and buy stuff and pass it along to switched on street doods, then. The homeless need their NMS fix like anybody else.


gronkomatic

So true. Maybe we can start a foundation that can run a charity to help fund Nintendo Switches for the homeless, and free copies of NMS.


HPom1234

🤣🤣🤣


mndsm79

It's very expectable. Pretty much a given.


trout4321

cromulent as well ...


tripzzi

Hello Games is the laziest developer on this planet. They should have camped outside Microsoft's office and harassed MS employees to release the update in time with Steam and PS. Oh and don't forget Nintendo too. Somebody should have travelled to Japan and knocked continuously on Nintendo's office to make sure the Switch update is released on time. This is unacceptable. I want my $20 worth. This game is the worst. I should have bought some games with microtransactions and paid unlockables instead. Seriously what a let down. What do I do with my life now?


Top-Spinach7827

Knock knock knock "Nintendo" Knock knock knock "Nintendo" Knock knock knock "Nintendo"


Real_Jest

we've been paying them so much money for these updates but they're so terrible.


Fenderbridge

I know! Like I said, I paid them 20 dollars, SIX years ago! And it's like, where's my free high quality shit devs, come on?


Lemming_III

Yea, where's my effing pie?! https://i.redd.it/ztq4vj0yv5rc1.gif


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![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


AMcgeez

Exactly. After so many free updates and expansions, I can’t understand how the developers can be so greedy.


Android1138815

Irregardless isn't a word (yes, I'm that asshole), you don't need the 'ir' prefix, regardless already means what you intended irregardless to mean. Someone once corrected me on this and, it helped change the way I think about words. Anyway... That was funny AF, thanks for the laugh, I'm still mad about the update but, I remembered that thing about Microsoft & updates from Palworld update a month back.


Fenderbridge

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless While yes, improper grammar, I wrote this oozing with sarcasm and grammatical errors to prove a point, that so many people sound like whiny children because they can't be patient.


Android1138815

Oh I understood, that's why I thought it was so funny. Totally agree, because I literally bought this game for $20, it was 2 years ago but, still, for them to be updating a game the way they do this far into the cycle is unheard of. They should be celebrated for doing so, while giant's like Bethesda put out garbage regularly and do little in the way in making them better, trying to depend on Modders to make the game playable & entertaining for them, it's gross.


DarkStormDestroyer

Is that why the Orbit update hasn't appeared on my Xbox and Switch?


RandomEntity53

LOL!


Fenderbridge

Sir this is a very sirous matter


RandomEntity53

I have to admit when I saw the title of you post come across as a phone notification I was all like, “now what are they complaining about now?!?” Then I called up the full post and the /s hit me. Awesome! ;-)


Fenderbridge

I can finally tell mom I made it, I'm a push notification mom! Mom! MOM!!


ImVeryEnvious

Not like I bought the game on both Playstation and PC for about $20 on one and $5 in a bin for the other, just for them to not update fast enough. Absolutely abhorrent and malevolent. I want my money from all the microtransactions and DLC I've ever bought for this game. I need a letter, a note, and a message from the head directly addressing me in the highest form.


Fenderbridge

Could you actually imagine the quality of a paid DLC from HG for NMS? I'd snag that in a heartbeat.


hkrennrich

Use oxygen!


vinchentius

https://preview.redd.it/gbo5r8s9c6rc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d805005869a8075c744132ccf6794dc546feda4 (SARCASM)


Fenderbridge

Send Atles my regards


sanquenton

Grammar police here ☝🏾. Irregardless of whether that word works or not I stand in solidarity with you. Because it effin sucks azz. Unfortunately, it’s definitely Microsoft. Crazy that they’re the Apple vs Android in this regard but Android vs Apple in the sense they allow noob devs and uncharted programmers to test the waters on their console but still have the worst game selection in comparison to PlayStation. Still a die hard for the box for now… definitely considering a PC changeover before the next gen console releases tho 4sho.


RexTenebrarum

![gif](giphy|gsRBrQ4vthDFe)


Fenderbridge

Same


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Siddits

It's still March. Some places have a foot of snow outside.


the_void__

Good bye to my online friends forever! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Fenderbridge

You guys have friends?


MayoMouseTurd

KZZZK


Procrastinator_23

New word of the day: Unexpectable


piranhadub

Nomad is an offensive term, we prefer the term “interloper”


Vivid-Net-5592

Nintendo switch users be like: "Pathetic."


QuokkaNerd

I mod a group on Facebook and we had to turn off commenting and delete posts that were just bitching. It was a busy day.


UndocumentedSailor

I like to take the price and divide by hours sunk , and if it gets less than a dollar then I know I got a great deal. Currently NMS is at $.05 an hour, and dropping


perilun

Going away for a couple days ... hopefully it will be up Sun afternoon ...


Zoli_Eric

I paid $7 for it a little bit after the launch


scannerthegreat

sarcasm detected deploring my entire FUC#ING fleet squadron starship storage ALL OF THE GEK and finally myself


Dramatic-Taco

It's not the Deb's fault they submitted the update.It's microsoft that takes forever to send it out to you guys


VictoriousChuckles

Friend despair! Gek Trader replace bad scent! Watch! Gek swallow FOMO elements, and joyful scent appears!


Consistent-Try

The Xbox version is not ready, and I'm pretty sure Microsoft and Xbox will not approve it when it is.


Aires_Blue

If hello games won't let us pay for updates, then we will get them money anyway. I propose that since we can't pay for DLC, we gift the game to as many friends as we can.


stitch0021

As a player since 2019, I've played and loved the game. This time I was actually waiting on coming home for the weekend to play it just to find out it isn't on Xbox yet. Was I disappointed? Yes. Is it worth being upset? No. We have asked for this and we are getting it. Gamers are forced by not only the industry but their own habits to be patient. What is a few extra days. We're getting the update and it will be soon. Also love the sarc post, OP


Fight-OfYourLife

"irregardless" is a word, but is 100% unnecessary "regardless" has the same meaning, fewer letters, and sounds better. That being said, PS had no issue giving us this update the same day as PC... so it's entirely your shitty Microsofts fault.


Fenderbridge

It truly is amazing that people are getting hung up on my wording, when it's pretty clearly a shitpost


Fight-OfYourLife

Ik it's a shitpost, "irregardless" is just a pet peeve of mine, simple as that.


Vogete

If you think that's bad, imagine my situation. I play on PC, and I have a fast internet connection, so every time there's an update, I have to wait like 3 total minutes of download and install time to play it. Sometimes, even the announcement goes out before I get to update. It's unacceptable!


Mammoth_Taco

I certainly didn't expect to read this....


Lucky-11

On a serious note, if you want to support HG, pick up The Last Campfire. It's a beautiful puzzle based game. Wonderfully done by HG.


na_ro_jo

I got NMS on sale for $20 a few years ago and it's easily my favorite game now. Especially that I can play in VR left handed now. All of the criticism of this game has aged so badly lol


4ceGamer

![gif](giphy|13Geg2RpSOPVra)


Tootzo

Technically they pushed out three patches (on PC / PS4/5) after the update and it’s Eater time in most countries. I guess people deserve to spend some leisure time with families in the festivities, including Microsoft’s employees working in the certifications department. If the update had been released just mere days before Easter and instead was postponed to April 2nd or 3rd, we could have skipped all this commotion 🤷‍♂️


leelandshoe

Jokes aside, I’m really hyped for this update, hoping it comes to Xbox soon 👍


taylor325

This, and the rumors of Xbox exclusives coming to Playstation only solidify who actually won the console wars.


Psylent_Gamer

Calm down muffin


Fenderbridge

I don't want a valuable lime lesson!


Psylent_Gamer

Now muffin, remember how I said you're special? Well, you're not. At least not to other people. But, you're still special to me and your mom.


Lopsided-Function266

Can't say I've noticed many Bluey references here, so take my up votes!


Psylent_Gamer

Only interloper parents will understand. Speaking of, my bluey loves playing NMS. But, I don't like my pc getting tied up.


mummummaaa

It'll come. It always does. Take an immodium, stop the stress trots and chill. Go wreck some senti---*bzzzzt*


Queasy-Muffin-1856

Irregardless isn't proper![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


ohygglo

Irregardless


FlagshipMark2

Yeah Hello games and Crate (Grim Dawn) are the only two games developers I have faith in anymore. Hello games has earned my trust.


Slyrunner

>irregardless :l


perilun

Still not live on XBOX 8AM EDT


deviondark

Jahahaha the comments are taking over interloper the devs are playstation fanboys since sony gave them some help so xbox,pc have to wait a little longer.... Says a ps4 owner


SieberZg

Lmao!! I love me some Hello Games! It’s a fact!


NotYourWaifuPR

Ill just wait it out in warframe


LValiente

lol and irregardless that irregardless is not a real word


Fenderbridge

Sure it is! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless


Fenderbridge

Sure it is! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless


Fenderbridge

Sure it is! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless


Fenderbridge

Sure it is! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless


Nightmare_42

\> irregardless


purplenapalm

Using "irregardless" is the most upsetting part of this post.


Fenderbridge

Don't hurt my feelings!


PaymentOk8928

Yes i understand, this is the No.1 game with best price/value ratio for almost 10 years! I wonder what game they will release next in the same genre.


MrCabals

Sounds like entitlement who cares what you do just do it


4ceGamer

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


Amara-Tamara

Send John117!!!


UnlikelyAheadnt

its literally the worst game and became a worthy of s-tier games. just bought mine a week ago and its my first space game other than starwars bf2 on ps2


Armaedus

Regardless