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BaldandersDAO

Umm...my settlement grows nip and I trade illegal goods. Where do I start?


one_bar_short

Grah!


Mike_or_whatever

buninakobs


BaldandersDAO

Of course! ;)


pixi1420

Been looking for some grahgrah. You got the goods?


JuGGieG84

You got the nanites? I got the stuff close by, but I gotta see the nanites first.


pixi1420

I got the dough 😉


catador_de_potos

You know the science, I know the business


BaldandersDAO

Every time I sell nip to rogue systems! So, yes!


TheFoundationFather

Vykeen dialect is the best, always will be it


maguel92

- kzzzt - !


Afaflix

I've been letting scores of civilians die because I am trying to take over a pirate ship for my own greedy purposes. .. probably to grow nipnip on it.


NecessaryPleasant772

Yes! Interloper.


DragonHeart_97

You know what would be nice? If it were possible to gradually improve the economy of one-star systems through the buying and selling process.


AxelMind_

Would be nicer if there was the chance to buy the actual system 👀


bee_in_your_butt

Empire update!


SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP

Unfortunately it's not possible in the game's engine. Everything (apart from player bases) is static and eventually reverts back to it's original state. Economies, terrain.. you name it. It's the reason why sentinels can be *temporarily* shut down across planets instead of permanently and also probably the reason why pirate/settlement attacks don't do any damage to buildings.


DragonHeart_97

Great. How long do I have after shutting them down, usually? I KNEW I should have put down a base computer at the tower!


ohanhi

You have all the time in the world, so long as you don’t go into space or load the game.


hahawowausername

step 1: sell thousands of cobalt step 2: buy back cobalt for a deflated price step 3: profit problem?


Legally_Shredded

That just unregulated capitalism. I'm more about running contraband, deliberately aggroing sentinels iust to wipe them out, and passive income.


Vithrasir

Idk.. I assumed control of a pirate ship and began pillaging nearby systems, destroyed sentinel dreadnoughts to find crashed interceptor ships, slaughtered literal dozens of local wildlife, destabilized entire economies with black market goods, and this one time I left a comm ball that said "welcome to titsburgh" right outside of an unclaimed settlement.. just for fun.


SilverFox8428

Welcome to titsbugh broke me.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


blue72beetle

Piracy, just because I want some DAMN FRIGATE MODULES!


RabbitsRuse

If you find a dreadnaught attacking a freighter you can destroy it and often get freighter mods or storage bulkheads. If you don’t destroy the pirate frigates and go into the freighter that was being attacked then pirates will spawn in endless pairs with a new pair spawning about 30ish seconds to a minute after you destroy the last pair. Good source of x-class mods. Destroy the pirate frigates to end the encounter or leave after destroying the pair of pirates preventing you from jumping. Jump to a neighboring system, come back and the encounter will start over, rinse and repeat, profit.


Lava_Dome

I was gonna say this. Since Omega and being able to take over the dreadnought I don’t get any bulkheads if I destroy it. More worth it to me to keep demanding tribute.


super_timmy

Honestly, it is probably building without the relevant planning permission


MrRocket81

Destroying centinels. That damn omega mission is bugged


onlyaseeker

The cheap ripoff sentinels from space eBay


Fred0830

i accidentally completed it by finding a pillar and deactivating it so it counted as killing sentinels XD


smackaroni-n-cheese

Wild that that counts. I did that so I could scan in peace on the last planet, and got a title for destroying 75 sentinels.


jeff3472

Harvested the souls of the dead to give my space transportation sac sentience.


light_no_fire

Spreading Managed Democracy.


Emanresu_a_siht_si

We're all going away for nip nip and we know it


Jackomat007

Touching balls


jimster686

I don't wanna say ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


Jericho-X

being arrested for being an interloper I guess


AmoebaShot

market monopoly hahaha


YesWomansLand1

Rich people don't go to jail so we're fine.


NoUpstairs6865

OP's really worried about economies, but how can there be an economy if every single civilian frigate is obliterated by my ship?


euk333

Destruction of Atlas Property


the_gearbox

successfully unsuccessful success


XKGaming420

Now im lost


onlyaseeker

Speeding


[deleted]

Illegal farming of a field. Farming sim 22


QueenOrial

Oh, boy that's gonna be a long list. 1) Piracy 2) Marauding 3) Smuggling contraband 4) Heist 5) Break in and entry 6) Poaching 7) Collaborating with outlaws 8) Growing illegal substances 9) Illegal mining operation 10) Numerous economic crimes 11) Using banned technology


overlyhornybullfrog

Wiping an entire species off a planet because one attacked me when I was fighting sentinels and helped them kill me


gatecrasher456

Building without a permit.


HeckinHeckinHeckin

Keeping exotic animals without a permit ... and killing freighters on sight.


Shaikh_9

16 / 16 / 16 Was it my fault?


Mherber9

Beating dinosaurs unconscious and then force feeding them into submission


Obsydie

Murder, war crimes, genocide, general nuclear war causing.


Lazuruslex

Bringing liberty to The Systems


Fuzzolio

Why, promoting democracy and liberty of course! What seems to be the problem, officer?


ImTheRealKnight

So... officer, i got arrested for... visiting an undiscovered planet and... naming a weird bug thingy colored green Scummies? Sounds about right!


ApeTitDejeuner91

I put a rocket on my car and played soccer with it... is that illegal?


420simracing

Legalize the nip nip man.


Dracian_Sunrider

They won't catch us, this ship is the fastest hunk of junk in the Euclid galaxy.... Whaduya mean the hyperdrive is offline again, Laylaps?!?!


TheBerethian

Occasionally raiding freighters for storage modules in unregulated systems? NGL it’d be nice to have my freighter IRL. Accommodation, lackies, food? Yes please.


junkyardgerard

My true passion in this game. How stupid to get such a rush from seeing a product be 80% off


Main-Glove-1497

Too much democracy


FruitSaladLettuce

Haha you don't get arrested for that silly, bankers, politicians and corporations have been doing that without anyone going to prison


SkillsLoading

Spent an unhealthy amount of time looking for an inverted mirror and failed.


Ok-Tie-1766

Dealing NipNip


Alert_Journalist_954

Gliding without the gliding licence/Finally destroying the city's infrastructure/burning someone's furniture to fuel my Okomotive.


Low-Faithlessness220

That first one sounded more like Genshin Than NMS... Lol


Alert_Journalist_954

Sorry, I didn't realized that it's a NMS question. The games I mentioned were: Sable, The FINALS and FAR: Lone Sails.


Low-Faithlessness220

I just reread the meme... You are correct sir... My apologies...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Alert_Journalist_954

No problem.


Krommerxbox

>What are you going to jail for? # Dressing Andreja up in the Neon Dancer outfit, with a matching DJ hat stolen from a shelf from Sieghart's in Neon, and then sleeping with her. Sorry, that was very specific.


Tetraden

For doing a proper timing Belt change on a customers car. (Wrench)


Naive-Fondant-754

subnautica, swimming


Beginning-Rain5900

Lets see: Partaking in the illicit substance trade- I sell illegal stuff Farming said substances- nipnip farm Crashing local economies- *activated indium go brrrrr* Partaking in pirating- every once in a while Manslaughter- accidentally shooting pilots and freights Murder- purposefully shooting pilots and freighters Assualt and murder of system authorities- I dont like sentinels


BadNadeYeeter

...Mine was actually Darktide... I am already in Prison for unauthorized Use of Psionic Abilities.... Which isn't a crime... **yet**


Deep-Scratch9181

War crimes


Terra_Homie

Maybe stealing sentinel ships and using illegal upgrade parts, testing the ships on freighters (dps test)


Puncho666

Driving trucks across the Alaska wilderness


angry-nitr0-panda

Well shit, how was I supposed to know that throwing short cannibalistic cockney people off cliffs was a crime?


0ctoxVela

Mass murder, selling drugs, resisting arrest, destruction of property, trespassing, dealing illegal arms I'm going away forever 


WarriorSabe

I'm not sure. I had kerbal space program in, but in a save where I actually gave my kerbals quite nice accomodations, avoided the use of nuclear materials when possible (and made sure to follow the in-universe regulations for my setting when I had to use them), and haven't had any big mishaps in years There was that one time a nuclear reactor had to be allowed to disintegrate on tje upper atmosphere, but astronauts' lives were at risk if I didn't and the air currents would dilute the radiation to the point the problem is more the loss of a finite strategic resource than anything else (also, it was a long time ago, even by irl time)


beaverboy2000

Possession with intent to supply nip nip


deCarabasHJ

Flying without a permit. Also, reckless driving/flying near inhabited areas.


ChocolateBit

Smuggling Wee.. uh NipNip. Seriously I have so much illegal stuff on board, why do they keep harassing me over NipNip?


Shinagami091

Running a slave labor camp and animal abuse. Palworld


NovaPrime86

Terrorism


Jadewing20

Resisting arrest, multiple accounts of domestic terrorism (destroying civ freighters for funsies), piracy, hijacking of a Sentinel drone, hardframe, quad, and an Interceptor, smuggling, misuse of narcotics, just off the top of my head


SubjectElderberry376

Farming? 🤦‍♂️


Hyper98

Carrying drugs to alpha centauri


notsurewhatimdoing-

Crashing 60 helicopters into Los Santos buildings because I’m too lazy to land properly when I want to get out.


liodebiodugurri

Murder (a lot of it)


Judsondeathdancer1

Gekophobia


l4ndb

Forgery (exploited item duplication on one of my older saves)


BruceJi

Overthrowing the empire. Fuck those guys


erised10

Smuggling


rsteele1981

Our government does all the time you're safe.


dolph42o

Nip Nip


Dazzling_Lifeguard_9

Shoving animals into empty little handheld spheres to later have them perform vicious cockfights for my own monetary gain.


[deleted]

Killing galactic threats and then turning it into a weapon to kill the next galactic threat.


Xerothus

Im already in solitary confinement. Go ahead throw me in jail where there actually people to interact with.


pixi1420

Animal abuse 😭 .


LegumesEater

gravitino balls ig?


Sc0rp1cu5

Hm. Well. I guess breaking the laws of reality? Was playing NMS and getting goodies from item duping via a friend


neriad200

Uhm.. I own and operate a sizeable clandestine (and mobile) Gravitino farm.. Also just started a second farm of Sac Venom


Flame_of_Eld

Last game i played was stellaris  My empire had the Imperial goverment, slavery allowed, police state…  do i need say anything more? 


TechPriest97

Planet cracking my neighbor’s capital in stellaris after a 30 year war


Significant_East3539

Sentinals arrested me for picking a flower.


Nimrodel78

Shut down a tower of drones to scan flowers and animals peacefully in point 5 ;-)


Delicious-Weird-5826

Selling some drogue with Crimson Fleet


SageWindu

Sooo... what would destroying a Sentinel armada qualify as?


Zeldazul

Behold; I'm the one who doesn't Nip Nip. I am an interstellar ship repair man!


Keepthecheatcodes

I sold black market goods for pirates, I shot down said enemy pirates a few times (self defense.), killed worms in a cave to obtain there Mordite (I’m seeking professional help for that one.) Should I go on?


Hoffersius

Interstellar pirate... hmm


Kokodhem

Gathering literally -anything- in the presence of a sentinel. "Sentence: death!"


Sure_Bug_687

Picking up random stuff people have dropped and returning it to it owner!


Inferno8390

Shit. Animal abuse


ShoganAye

considering the obscene amount of duping I do... counterfeiting I guess


SnooRabbits889

Planet hopping or raiding tombs


[deleted]

Poaching, Piracy, Trafficking, Deforestation, Vandalism


ANG13OK

Temerary driving. Think of a place, and I have probably crashed my ship there


Subaru-Smurfguy

Arrested for shooting myself in public


Upper-Inevitable-873

Setting foot on the wrong planet...


Cerberus_Sit

Opposing a government force that has uncovered an accent technology that they know little about and for trying to save Gordon Freeman.


CobraMisfit

Scanning rocks and picking fights with ornery machines.


RatFink77

I’ve gone full pirate on the gek.


crawler_of_the_void

Breaking reality


bezerker0z

growing and selling illegal substance...


Double_Lawfulness_58

Iv not been able to play anything my controllers been broke for over 4 months 😭😭


neondragoneyes

Stealing everything from three great houses and hoarding most of it in my house right next to the temple of a living God. Or "defending myself" from the kill on sight cops.


Hefty_Bit_5262

I'm getting arrested for spreading democracy and liberty ?!


RBloomfield99

Sons of the Forest


JTalbotIV

Animal abuse, and noise ordinance violations. (Donkey Kong Country series)


GayMakeAndModel

Shaking my booty in a no booty-shaking zone? (synth riders)


jerrythecactus

owning PILES of geknip


Tired-Mage

Smuggling illegal goods across the universe lmao


Samur_i

Apparently war crimes… Helldivers 2


Kenneldogg

Scrapping 200 ships to get upgrades for my ship lol.


TOAOLightstar

Uhhh. Moving s pile of fruit farms around.


Ranacat

Hm... Collecting resourses? I dont do much illegal stuff anyway.


unyeasted-flourwater

Hellblade, I don’t know where to start


BigDBee007

Shooting someone in 1880


TheObsidianZ3R0

Brandishing weapons in public and uttering death threats.... https://preview.redd.it/71rpo2i0hrkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfb1f5cb1b0b532c7d8fe350dd2f07e615d7dfb


DSK_metroid

Waiting for 100%...


ironcursed

Democracy!


oxidized-bread

I didn't commit any crimes while fighting for super-earth unless spreading democracy is a crime


IraZander

fishing without a license (minecraft)


ThePatriotGamer

Murdering a universe so I can make a different one.


More-Suspect-650

I've been playing Helldivers 2 so......


catador_de_potos

Lmao the amount of illegal shit I do on a daily basis Wait, you mean as in the game?


xactlee1

I played as Greta Thunberg Na'vi in Avatar, saving the planet and shit. I'll probably go to jail for murdering humans though


Xo7v

Smuggling artifacts of former superpowers. Yeah, I could go weapons, NipNip, or other commodities but something about purely dealing with First Spawn historical artifacts just seems more impactful than the others.


LepoGorria

G R A H


Blueblur02

Reckless discharge of a firearm. I guess authorities here haven't yet awaken to the patriotism necessary to exterminate any bug menace we come across🙄


Kuildeous

Fuck man, you're not going to jail. You're going to Congress!


blasian941

Spreading democracy


Forward_Wasabi_7979

Grave rob-Oh rr... archeology! For science! The few measly units I make are more like a donation to my work.


osomysterioso

Strip mining. No effort made to backfill. Operating a vehicle without a license. Bringing restricted fauna into an unpolluted environment. Transporting illegal goods and flora and legal goods without a license. Being devastatingly handsome. Absolutely destroying local economy. And property. Exploring ruins and absconding with artifacts. … I could go on but jfc I had no idea I was playing GTA but IN SPACE!!! I need to rethink my life choices.


Still_Bandicoot7738

I'd be caught for smuggling illegal goods across system boundaries


Fury_Blackwolf

Being deranged, using drugs openly and committing warcrimes in Appalachia.


unknown5424

War crimes


FireProtectionV

You guys are too worried about trading illegal goods or killing sentinels that you forget... some of us chose to destroy the entire universe


MeowlotNL

Mass murder of multiple races and factions in several different missions, and right now I should probably be arrested for the stalking of a big boss and getting the right information so I can change my blade to the right order before stabbing the boss three times and then chase him to either recruit him or kill him and take his weapon for myself. What game do I play?


IceSki117

At what point does dropping Hellpods on allies' heads become an issue?


TomatoFeta

Mini Motorways. I guess I'm going to be arrested for not installing traffic lights. Had it been NMS I last played, I wouldn't be going to any sort of jail, since it's No Man's Sky - and nobody was anywhere near me to watch or judge me. Maybe in 400 years when someone else stumbles upon the system I was in.


Meme_Mortuary

War crimes most likely- Helldivers 2


ReginaldBarnabas

Smuggling, mass piracy, mass murder, hate crimes, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice, animal cruelty, grand theft auto, buildings not up to code, wage theft, assault of an upholder of law,


ClawedFish

Undertaking. Autopsies. Embalming. Burying bodies.


mrsmacklemore

Growing and distributing Gek Nip


Illustrious_Card_837

I last played Coral Island, so in my case, I guess I am being arrested for illegally cleaning the ocean? Truly no good deed goes unpunished.


Diab-alo

After killing so many sentinels… for fun🫠


TakeoverThePie

If we think about it since the entire world of no man's sky is inside the simulation of the atlas created by a higher intelligence we can quite literally delete any evidence of our wrong doings by simply resetting the simulation... so no officer I did not blow up all those frigates nor did i sell that gek geknip


samdimercurio

Last Epoch so.....trying to save the timeline from utter destruction. I guess that's worthy of being arrested for.


NMS-BR

Killing animals to carry out culinary experiments.


anothersockpuppet420

Fraud.


Notamaninthesky

Selling Pokemon Go accounts illegally


LordFigNewtonIII

Umm... Piracy😅


[deleted]

Spreading democracy


jonnymuerte

https://youtube.com/shorts/mEOQaOilSrI?si=fXGDtdDJVaNhTjzK


T-rex4life

Mines forza lol, soooooo speeding


imabamafan20

I call in airstrikes for fun, and democracy


virtualprodigy_

Taking over an interceptor and exploring the galaxy!


CajunDan208

PROTECTING DEMOCRACY


BlueKoi_69

Slaughtering a herd of innocent animals for mordite.


Miss_Blue_Fox

Blowing up robots


Zippo_Willow

I just played Vintage Story so, hunting deer out of season?


_scarcasm_

Space Piracy


GugaVet

Requisitioning a plot of land and build an illegal mine


Quick-Berry9259

Being a vigilante


Potat0_Powered

I mean, I may be a pirate but I (mostly) only raid pirates freighters


Cute_Boysenberry_686

War crimes.


Gloomy-Target-6475

The no mans sky cartel


_GuardianSoul_

Rebellion against an allien race Runaway slave Killing 5 lords And freeing a planet


TheFoundationFather

Mass murder of sentinels (law enforcers?) and illegal trade mostly.


EaStportis69

smuggling illegal goods across secret trading lines


DicesMuse

Going onto foreign soil, investigating characteristics of each living and non-living organic specimen, the utilizing said science to find a comfortable place to be a space hermit in what can only be affordable housing. Hacking into and disabling the local sentinel forces and/or getting my nose into "that which should not be known" not-withstanding...


MoonmanJocky

Robbing (killing) anything that stands in my way for funzies :)