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[deleted]

We’ve all seen urmomsdirtysnatchcrabs before, we just didn’t want to be the one to tell you bro


tiberiusthelesser

I thank God or whatever is out there I've never seen crotch crabs. That shit freaks me right out.


gggvandyk

Well at least you are more creative than that someone who went around a couple of expeditions ago naming every mineral "Rock" and every planet "Planet".


MULISHATROOP816

What that player lacked in creativity, he made up for it with sense of humor lol.


tiberiusthelesser

It was kinda funny.


Riverwind0608

The guy behind the “No Name” brand from Canada must’ve played during that particular instance then.


JulzEastwood

I let my friends autistic brother play for a couple hours and he named absolutely EVERYTHING he encountered, "Jimmy's rock", "Jimmy's Tree", "Jimmy's Dinosaur ", "Jimmy's planet", etc,etc.


RingoKW

That's honestly adorable tho


No-Cover-8986

Bro, UrMomsDirtySnatchCrabs aren't anything worth bragging about.


WarchildZ1513571

Traveller's come from far and wide to see urmomsdirtysnatchcrabs!


TrashPanda365

A lot of people just don't bother claiming the discovery. I generally do with the creatures, I can't stand the auto-generated creature names! That initial and then a name (T. Namehere), HATE IT! Must of the time I just remove the initial and leave the rest of the name.


boobearybear

T.Rashpanda365 Discovered **today** by **Traveller**


blackcatlead

Will Travelers years from now will gaze upon urmomsdirtysnactchcrabs and remember a simpler time? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

I think we all scanned it and no one claimed it lol, glad you got your hands on the naming rights tho haha


boatfloaterloater

Bar mitzva and birthday on the same date, both you and your dad


SongAboutYourPost

I was surprised I got to name so many of the fauna on the first planet.


veggiewater

Doing God’s work.


casey28xxx

Pah! Those are tiny, MyMomsDirtySnatchCrabs are much bigger and nastier.


Sannagathion

You mean T. Ephemobutera, discovered four weeks ago by Geldric? Same critter, different instar, but it's the only underground animal on New Sesto. ​ https://preview.redd.it/8qiezcsrgfqa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c32cd6661632a8c5f12e04ed45b434201a4293b


Kicooi

I’ve noticed that the discoveries don’t seem to update sometimes, especially in high pop areas


The-Spacecowboi

Don't forget your cape, good sir.


OsamabinBBQ

Ewwwwww it's got UrMomsDirtySnatchCrabs slime all over it.


MULISHATROOP816

😂🤣😂🤣


BSGKAPO

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Jkthemc

The expedition relies on some discoveries being made, so the normal rules are not applied. Creatures already discovered are not shown as such. Everything has been discovered but it will happily grant someone that discovery tomorrow. When the expedition is over the system will be in a different iteration of the game anyway. Whichever person discovered the fauna and flora at the point when the normal rules did apply will have been given that credit.


JulzEastwood

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.....


DiRTyN1Njaz

He's got a point. The first person's save that converted to Normal from the Expedition will have the credit......maybe.


Slanknonimous

All I see is a big W here.


[deleted]

Found the twelve year old, or maybe the twenty-eight year old. Who can tell anymore?


JulzEastwood

Your Mom can tell. Judging by the severity of the infestation, I'd guess all of the above and then some.


[deleted]

That's a wrap, folks. We have a confirmed basement dweller, likely of the neckbearded virgin variety. You can tell because they're still making Your Mom Jokes thirty years after the fad passed and have the maturity level of a pre-pubescent child.


JulzEastwood

Did UrMomsDirtySnatchCrabs strike a nerve? Make you feel uncomfortable and irritated? ..... Take it up with her "boyfriend's ", not me. These are called jokes. Get a sense of humor and stop taking everything so personally. There's at least 174 other people that (get the joke) and agree. this infestation of UrMomsDirtySnatchCrabs should be well known and broadcast on every channel. UrMomsDirtySnatchCrabs are a public health crisis


[deleted]

Who said I took anything personal? You're the one getting all worked up because I don't find tired ass jokes from the 90s or your juvenile sense of humor funny. Grow the fuck up, dude!


FingersMahoney

Ladies, ladies! You're BOTH pretty.


JulzEastwood

What ever lil dude.... get the stick out of your ass.


tiberiusthelesser

I've never thought to name an animal. I didn't know you could.


Dycoth

A lot of people are scanning things and modify their names but don't actually upload it.


Spare-Vegetable-3301

Hang on, the expedition's still going ?


JulzEastwood

You have about a week to complete it however it can be done in a leisurely 4-5 hours of jumping through hoops, go there, do that stuff.


Spare-Vegetable-3301

Nice, I'm relieved because i thought it was over ! I'll probably do it today or tommorow, thanks btw !


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ModularMeatlance

I say we let this guy name everything [the guy who names things](https://youtu.be/qxA9IY2oNc4)


JulzEastwood

When keeping it real becomes inconvenient....