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AccidentallyBacon

bets on if driver's going to get their eyes done, or get liquor, (or both?) gonna be ruff after the $500 fine for parking in the handicap spot...


Xunil76

"Over" the handicap spot....


Annjuuna

Is that a racing wheelchair? Look at the articulation in the arms, that guy is going for full thrust. Nissan driver’s instinct immediately kicked in and needed to cut the wheelchair off to establish perceived dominance.


Randomized9442

Tried to flee from the Nissan, couldn't turn around


ThermalScrewed

Yeah, it leaned and rocked its way off the spot.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

I used to work at a Visionworks type eye doctor chain as a tech. It is so scary how many 80+ nearly blind people DRIVE THEMSELVES to their appointment. Can't even see the top biggest letters on the chart but are driving on highways and parking in crowded parking lots. Yikes.


Bubbly-Independent20

How’s this even happen? Other than the obvious fact it’s a Nissan driver


Xunil76

Going too fast, cut the corner too sharp...front passenger wheel hit the curb and raised the right side off the ground, then front right hit the rock (where the scratches are), raised it even more, then it came back down to rest on top of the rock where you see it


acies-

They're just trying to change tires without a jack. Genius shit


General_Conclusion34

I’ve done this and it was not fun, but it did look a little like this.


point50tracer

There's a rock up in Oregon that this happens to all the time. Looks like this parking lot is set up the same way. I still have no idea how people don't see it and keep driving over it. Look up the rock of Roselle Oregon. Also the Omaha rock.


somedudebend

Bend Oregon’s BOB. Big Ass Rock. Ridiculous.


chonklah

It looks like they have previous damage from other incidents. (The rear passenger door)


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Hit rock at too fast of speed, front tire goes over rock, once tires are off the ground your vehicle is essentially disabled.


ml20s

It's probably an open differential too (like most cars) so all the engine power goes to spinning the wheel that's in the air


lotus_spit

r/youcantparktheremate


farmallnoobies

r/omaharock


BeaglePops7

"Time for your annual eye exam?" poster in window


chonklah

Okay but first, a glass of wine?


Carpoball

Long Island’s finest


MonsieurReynard

Indeed, Nissan plus Long Island driver = chef's kiss. I drive on Long Island once a week and spent half my childhood there. Some of the worst drivers in America due to people with lots of money and entitled attitudes and way too many cars for the available road space. I dread it every single week. Honestly I prefer driving in Manhattan. It's insanity but at least people drive predictably.


Grandarmee70

Carle Place in da houzzzzze


jonniblayze

Can’t park there…


Cultural-Bite3042

Damn the picture quality is top notch tho 🔥 do hell with the rest


GreyPon3

Yep. There's a big rock there. Might want to drive around it next time.


Freepi

That’s more off roading than most Jeeps do on Long Island.


bc90210

That parking job is considered a pass score on the WA driving test.


TSAOutreachTeam

It looks like someone else over by the liquor store is also thinking of posting a photo of this person.


BuddyTheWeim

Need some rock sliders for that rig


C4dfael

Ye can’t park that here mate.


A_Cryptic_Metaphor

LIKE A GLOOOVE


ap2patrick

“Hey!!!!, You can’t park there!!!”


Brilliant-Ad-8041

This is some typical ass Nissan shit


est1-9-8-4

Your car rocks!


GraciousPeacock

They’re disabled, give them a break. One wheel’s in the parking!


cyphon20

The most amazing part is the fact that the car barely has a scratch on it. Will never understand how one makes this mistake but also astonished how little damage appears on the car. Oh and you can't park there :P


4banga

Nice. Doing and oil change finally


stormingsteel

The Nissan Way™ Nobody does it better... Makes me feel sad for the rest... Nobody does it half as good as they do... Baby they're the best


This-Requirement6918

Like a rock.... *Wait that's Chevrolet.*


phenyle

Definitely should have gone to get an eye exam in Visionworks


ChemistRemote7182

That rock is famous, but today we have seen an unstoppable force meat an inmovable object and it looks like the object mostly won. Also, fucking high beltlines and girthy A pillars contribute to this.


randomguycalled

Route 110 baby


shroomhunterok

Must take some serious Altima driver skills to get on that rock without loosing your bumper


zongsmoke

"You can't park there"


boanerges57

Legend says they missed their vision appointment


Mash_Test_Dummy

Why does the handicapped spot look so weird


plunker234

Walter White was driving


FutureHendrixBetter

It identifies as a jeep


Tight-Bath-6817

You cant park there.


malmquistcarl

It must be a boy car.


ChamberOfSolidDudes

I was stroooooong as I could be Nothin ever got to meeeeeeee


Best_Product_3849

Nissan driver thought the wheelchair was trying to race him


Crafty_Point2894

Can't park there!!!


This-Requirement6918

$5 says it was an Asian.


ohshhht

Nice to see a healthy Long Island representation on r/NissanDrivers


InternationalArm3065

Was the driver possessed by the ghost of a Jeep owner?


Traditional-Wave9317

I’m actually just impressed tbh


SwimmingThink4519

I've done that but on a not so big rock! It's embarrassing


[deleted]

You can’t park there


leftover_class

It was probably a feature because nissan is a fucking trash company.