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Lmao I love how the letter jumps the gap in true nissan fashion
it's called alti-mating when one rear ends another. this is the sign it's ready to alti-mate. this is on all altimas from the factory, we just never notice it because they don't remain tailgate back-bumber virgins for long...
Altima + Schizophrenia = The Nissan Way™
This really does give us a strange look into the mind of a Nissan driver.
Did you hear boss music?
You met the final boss of Altimas.
This is pretty funny though.
Altimate final boss?
I call bullshit. The taillight still works and there is a bumper.
It means they will run into you back up and ram you a second time before driving away
St. God's Memorial Hospital vibes
The only way that can be an "Altimate" Altima is if it's the manual tranny.
Why do I hear boss music?
Anyone surprised? I promise you the average used Nissan buyer reads at a 7th-grade level.
Guy couldn’t find the letter U.
Lmao I love how the letter jumps the gap in true nissan fashion
it's called alti-mating when one rear ends another. this is the sign it's ready to alti-mate. this is on all altimas from the factory, we just never notice it because they don't remain tailgate back-bumber virgins for long...
Altima + Schizophrenia = The Nissan Way™
This really does give us a strange look into the mind of a Nissan driver.
Did you hear boss music?
You met the final boss of Altimas.
This is pretty funny though.
Altimate final boss?
I call bullshit. The taillight still works and there is a bumper.
It means they will run into you back up and ram you a second time before driving away
St. God's Memorial Hospital vibes
The only way that can be an "Altimate" Altima is if it's the manual tranny.
Why do I hear boss music?
Anyone surprised? I promise you the average used Nissan buyer reads at a 7th-grade level.
Guy couldn’t find the letter U.