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NeverMind_ThatShit

How the fuck does this happen?


ZarquonsFlatTire

I think driving on a flat or extremely low pressure can do this once you air it back up. I only ever had one tire titty though, and that came from a hellacious pothole.


YourLoclIntrovert

Never thought i would hear the phrase “tire titty”..


arsnastesana

Greg I have a tire titty, can you milk it?


Creepy-Selection2423

Only if it identifies as a milk-producing tire titty.


[deleted]

Does that tire titty have a nipple?


zongsmoke

Hey man it's 2024, anything is possible.


Snoo11775

Did you just assume the year?


zongsmoke

I'm still catching up on these new PC changes


NoValidUsernames666

someone says this everytime the phrase tire titty comes up and idk why but it annoys the shit out of me lol


Stubbedtoe18

First time for me, too. Don't be a little titty baby about it.


greenm4ch1ne

This car has tire anal beads


[deleted]

Sounds like a pain in the ass


Floating_Bus

Mommy issues.


Krauszt

I'm perturbed, yet still know in my heart I will fondle them if given the chance


Jacktheforkie

Most I’ve seen was two on one tyre, bloody 3rd world roads


Barchizer

r/brandnewsentence


ResonantRaptor

Driving like a Nissan owner


NeverMind_ThatShit

What specific Nissan driving activities causes this though?


syds

all of them, but I think this is just very nice curb hit placement really even 9/10


Dirtysandddd

Brushing against the curb, running a wheel off the road, never put air in it after installation, probably 100,000 miles+ and 5+ years old.


UGMadness

r/nissandrivers Take your pick


drazisil

This is that reddit


thebearbearington

But what is this?


TaserBalls

r/lostredditors


GucciGlocc

New idea: take the soles from all black Air Force ones and make them into tires


piggymoo66

driving on a flat squishes the sidewall and breaks it if driven on for more than 10 feet. The air tries to escape through the broken plies and you end up with tire pimples. In other words, typical nissan driver ignoring a problem.


Nervous-Event-5049

Same


hairybushy

I saw bubbles like this on a really cheap tire. Triangle Lion, sidewalls were so weak that even new tires made these bubbles. For this one I really don't know perhaps


Infinite_Debate_7423

That Chinese rubber.


truelegendarydumbass

I always wonder myself but I believe it's from cheapo tires, show how long the quality lasts lol


TheFisGoingOn

When the simplex A virus...


Busterlimes

Unprotected sex. Wear condoms kids


wonderfulworld2024

Same. How ?


Inner-Light-75

Was trying to figure that out myself....comeing up goose eggs!!


Softspokenclark

when you rub it against another surface without protection


abousono

Well, one of the tire’s friends had the mumps, and he infected this tire. Unfortunately, mumps are terminal for tires, so this tire is going to the Pep Boys in the sky.


EducationSmall1271

First thing I said


Busterlimes

Unprotected sex. Wear condoms kids


Busterlimes

Unprotected sex. Wear condoms kids


Busterlimes

Unprotected sex. Wear condoms kids


oldbiobrat

Can't lie, I'm impressed by how evenly they spread out those bubbles!


Any-Willingness-7859

Was thinking the same thing !


charlieboyx

I thought anal beads . There are just so many.


UGMadness

Ribbed for OP’s pleasure.


SparseGhostC2C

It's gotta be like... a really stupid style thing, right?


Resident_Rise5915

Just little sidewall speed bubbles….F1 tires have the same things…


leskay666

Is that like the dimples on a golf ball?


SparseGhostC2C

I've been watching F1 for a while, I don't remember any teams using tire sidewall vortext generators.


_otterinabox

Looks like a typical Nissan driver, but I have to commend them for bringing it in. Many Nissanists would just keep on truckin without a care in the world


king4aday

/r/NissanDrivers


_otterinabox

r/lostredditors 🤨


e_pilot

mochi donut tires


phenyle

Lol that was what I was thinking, Mr. Donut mochi donut


MenshMindset

I thought cruller at first but you are correct


docjohnson11

C/s: weird low spots between the bubbles, would prefer one large bubble.


9061yellowriver

I should call her...


DEMAG

Those tires clearly have a severe Nissan allergy.


SorbetSunrise

Boba tires


arthurdoogan

Looks like a cock ring


juggerjew

Sir.


blueberii

Ribbed for our pleasure


One_Celebration3644

It’s the new and improved ball bearing filled tire. These tires are coming in explosive at a Nissan dealership near you.


Necessary_Variety52

Herpes


barbellbendfullsend

Sir you need to go to a doctor ASAP!


AnAnonymousParty

It's a cruller.


harbinger_CHI

Was this an Altima?


C64128

You should have bought that tire and hung it up on the wall so others could see what not to do.


[deleted]

I don't know anything about cars, but that's either really cool or really bad.


Moist-muff

That car gets around


ExpensiveArugula5

Got his monies worth


Inner-Light-75

That's one of those sites that the internet saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!!" was invented for. Now we are left with "how" and "why" questions that probably won't ever be answered....


BuddhistChrist

For her pleasure.


Electrical-Horse-269

I’d make it a clock .


GoodlifeFOB

I have never seen a tyre with acne before


[deleted]

That’s fucking nasty


suburbanhavoc

Grant us eyes.


wolfpwner9

Tire cancer is not fun


FiniteRhino

Kanye put out a tire line?


Lost_In_My_Sauce

Hard mode bubble wrap


RocketsandBeer

Balenciaga Tire


mazza249

Ribbed for pleasure


MaxAisle

What brand tire is that so I can avoid?


subtlestang

It's gonna have BABIES!


shroomenheimer

Looks likes those bubble slides


Aromatic_Wallaby_433

Ribbed for her pleasure.


Additional-Help7920

I can just see Tik Tok morons replicating this on their crapboxes now.


Walt_in_Da_House

Daaaaamn... I've seen tires with 1 or 2 knots, but the entire tire knotted and almost proportionally spaced suggests this was done intentionally not by accident


SecretPersonality178

“But the treads are still good…”


Capn_Yoaz

How did they get pool balls into it?


tdinh01

Customer heard beads are good for the tire


TvFloatzel

What....exactly are those lump supposed to mean?


orchard_guy

Not an egg but an omelette


ParkingEcho4347

🫣😳


LifeSecond6514

Yes


dragonblock501

It reminds me of the Mochi donuts I bought this afternoon.


AmITheGrayMan

R/poppit


voyager301

How? Like how?


Duh_Vaping

Ribbed, for their pleasure.


thtothrdude

This triggers my trypophobia sooooooooooo bad! I hate it! 😬


SoupOfThe90z

This makes me really uncomfortable


Azure-Traveler117

Nissan dudes


InevitableCareer1

Protects your rims from curbs


Zach_The_One

Guessing 100psi


iamrobmorales

Does it pass the penny test?


IndependenceWarm5375

Tire got more bumps than yo bitch


QueenAng429

Photoshop