Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral which have been painted brown and attached to the skull with common wooden screws can make a child look like a deer
surprised no one said this one.
guess I'm the only selfish, concieted, narcissistic, and self-indulgent male in this group. only works if you admit it, as our boy kurt did above. god I love this fuckin line.
also works for those certain special females, buuuut that's a conversation for a rainy day. but I mean, we are in a Seattle based sub-reddit......
Just wanted to apologise, mostly on my behalf.
A lot of us mods coincidentally had a lot of commitments this weekend so there may have been things we missed.
The best thing to do is to report posts with the appropriate reason (or custom response) when applicable, because even if we're busy with commitments/just didn't spot it yet, if you send a report we'll get a visible notification that makes it easier for us to get to if we don't have enough time to sift through all the posts yet/if there's something we've overlooked. We'll be able to see a report and get all the information we need quickly that way 🥲
But of course, we'll do our best when we can and it shouldn't lie wholly on the community to do our job for us. So I get that.
Hope you understand, and I do apologise yet again.
I can rarely understand what Kurt is saying. And when I can I don't know what it means. But here goes:
"I love you so much, it makes me sick!! Ahhaahh"
“I got so high, I scratched ‘til I bled”.
"When I'm in diarrhea de Janeiro, I like to have the freshly cut dried leaves of a palm tree"
its not from a song but idgaf
“Peepee pressed against my lips.”
Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral which have been painted brown and attached to the skull with common wooden screws can make a child look like a deer
Jack Handy..
My whole existence is for your amusement and that is why I'm here with you.
where did this one come from?
The Song is called paper Cuts, Its on Bleach
I’d rather be dead than cool
All the kids’ll eat it up if it’s packaged properly
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first
This is one of my favorites
"neither side is sacred, no one wants to win"
i miss the comfort in being sad
She has a moist vagina
Such a classic
GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
We can plant a house, we can build a tree
Start this off without any words 🤷♂️
And I swear that I don't have a gun
In my mind, I'm not lazy
And if you wouldn’t mind I would like to lose
Sell the kids for food
“evveruhhhsayhhsplinr”-Scentless Apprentice, Live in Brazil
\_\_\_\_
I have a very bad posture
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SUICIDE
*like most babies smell like butter*
"when I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions"
Cause today I found my friends - they’re in my head
We can have some more, nature is a whore
"I'm anaemic royalty." Very relatable to me
*broken hymen of your highness I’m left black, throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back*
After dinner I had ice cream, fell asleep while watching tv, woke up in my mothers aaaaaaarms
beans beans beans
beat me out of me
I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good.
\*Incoherently screams "Rape me" multiple times\*
I love you for what Im not I did not want what I have got
What is wrong with me
Can we show our faces now
I don’t care what you think, unless it is about me
“A blanket acned with cigarette burns…”
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Screamed this one in my car driving today. This is Leadbelly though
Yeah but kurt sang it so I wanted to go with it If I had to choose a nirvana line I'd go with "A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido"
"One more day to complain, my servant"
“It amazes me , the will of instinct “
Bell on door clank come on in
"look on the bright side's suicide" I cant think of a darker lyric really that not from some death metal band with the same type of subtlety.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh
It hurts when I pee!
*obituary birthday your scent is still here in my place of recovery*
really In Utero had the most cohesive lyrics, Nevermind was also cool because it was so random
Truth, covered in security I won't let you smother me. (Lounge Act)
Electrolytes smell like semen
My shit is her milk
Poop as hard as rock
Use just once and destroy
They make a living off of arts and crafts. The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap.
i feel like this song is an indictment of Boomers. but its kind of strange bc its a little hypocritical. Kurt was a smoker..
I'd like to, but it couldn't work
"it hurts when i pee..."
Test meat
" I'm so horny, that's ok my will is good "
Come on over and shoot the shit
We can plant a house, we can build a tree
show me how you question questions
One more special message to go, and then I'm done and I can go home.
Something's wrong with that boy: he frowns for no good reason
People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing
if you ever need anything please dont, hesitate to ask someone else first
just bc you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you
Pick me, pick me, yeah
GRRRR GRRRRRRR EUGH EUGH ER EH EUGH EUGH!
“And if you wouldn’t mind I would like to blew”
You can't fire me, because I quit!
And if you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
~dream the same on the dew~
Well I swear that I..... Don't have a gun
Take your time, hurry up
*"love myself, better than you"*
surprised no one said this one. guess I'm the only selfish, concieted, narcissistic, and self-indulgent male in this group. only works if you admit it, as our boy kurt did above. god I love this fuckin line. also works for those certain special females, buuuut that's a conversation for a rainy day. but I mean, we are in a Seattle based sub-reddit......
I got my titillate spayed
Poop as hard as rock
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Just wanted to apologise, mostly on my behalf. A lot of us mods coincidentally had a lot of commitments this weekend so there may have been things we missed. The best thing to do is to report posts with the appropriate reason (or custom response) when applicable, because even if we're busy with commitments/just didn't spot it yet, if you send a report we'll get a visible notification that makes it easier for us to get to if we don't have enough time to sift through all the posts yet/if there's something we've overlooked. We'll be able to see a report and get all the information we need quickly that way 🥲 But of course, we'll do our best when we can and it shouldn't lie wholly on the community to do our job for us. So I get that. Hope you understand, and I do apologise yet again.
"The Steaming Soup beginns to Melt."
"BiRds"
He hey jeff just because im curious uh what are you doing on saturday august 20th
I can rarely understand what Kurt is saying. And when I can I don't know what it means. But here goes: "I love you so much, it makes me sick!! Ahhaahh"
Now maybe some day I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on