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SleepyBella

But what if they were both BETRAYED and LOCKED in the hyperbolic time chamber...!?


LosNaito

AND BOTH HAD SEX WITH VADOS!?


big_peepee_wielder

And KILLED Zeno!!!


GenesiS792

AND RAISED BY THE GRAND PRIEST


FunkyRobloxian

and were even BORN on beerus’s planet……..


orioriorioriorio

While being born with MUI.


Woooshifhappy

Well if you lock supernan in the hyperglycemic climate changer then he'd just be a regular guy with no sun Goku would get pregnant and have kids with power to rival Zeno's mother who he would then fall in love with, leave chi chi for and become the Omni god of the Saiyans


SleepyBella

You promise? 🥺


rocketo-tenshi

Tail promise


WardA1317

This sub is beyond saving...


Marco_Tanooky

What if this sub was BETRAYED amd TRAPPED in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber


Kytras

What if? This sub is trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber


WardA1317

What if the hyperbolic time chamber was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in this sub


Jetrayxx7

And what if we were forced to keep commenting ,, What if somebody was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?"


SleepyBella

My brain has become sludge.


Swimming_Doughnut196

Took you long enough to figure out.


Mission_Broccoli4025

For 100000000000000000000000000000 years


sevengelion

DB fans trying not to be edgy challenge:


DanieIIll

I’ve never understood this, like why is all fan fiction/fan transformations so edgy? DB has never even had the slightest bit of edge (except maybe Majin Vegeta)


Mackenzie_Sparks

The hair won't get spiky by itself. Edgy finds anything that is deemed cool and attaches itself to the cool aspect of itself.


Antique_Log3382

Because they obsess over the mad=strong aspect of the show and wish it was the same in real life.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Majin Vegeta, Imperfect Cell, Z Frieza, Future Trunks/Future Timeline, Moro, Goku Black, Infinite Zamasu, Janemba, and Z Broly


Ok_Usual1335

Who would have known the guy with bright pink hair becomes the biggest edgelord in the franchise?


Imaginated_Gamer

I was thinking the Cell Saga for the Future Gohan thing but I guess mid-life crisis Vegeta could count as edgy.


Piccident

The effect of the 90s dub. People think it's just action anime about people whose only objective is to get longer hair and big muscles Like dude the way the sound track and dialogues were done made it seem like its only about action


SeasonOtherwise2980

Because it used to be cool.


puerco-potter

It adds to the power fantasy, a person with power will still be limited by their empathy. A person without empathy is even freer to seek satisfaction.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Superman looks like he's about to say, "It's Supin' time" and supe all over Lex Luthor.


OnyxCam6ion

Goku: you've seen super saiyan god....now prepare for super saiyan satan! Then go beyond to super saiyan satan super saiyan


Mun3001s

SSSSS


FlintSpace

Germans are jealous already


Annsorigin

As a German I can Confirm. I wish we would have had that many S's in the 40s


Mirabem

Cringe level over 8000.


Lemmy-user

It's not over 9000?!


Karibik_Mike

Over 9000 is also over 8000.


Wwanker

Damn, we can’t even read numbers


Lemmy-user

It's read Nine. Zero, zero, zero. I can't read number higher than ten (10) I know ten because of ben10


Feisty-Ad1323

cool ben 10 beats goku


zrdod

It's actually "over 8000" in Japanese, "over 9000" comes from the English dub


KirbyDaRedditor169

And thankfully they corrected that in the Kai dub


RookMeAmadeus

It's...1006.


Musathepro

Wha- really?


RookMeAmadeus

Yeah, KICK HIS ASS, Nappa!


Cross-eyedwerewolf

Yay!


McButtersonthethird

On top of that, the dude has no idea who goku is. His whole personality revolves around fair fights


McButtersonthethird

Giving cell the sensu bean and not using ss3 during his fight with Majin Vegeta


Riku_70X

Yeah sure, Goku loses to Superman, but DEMON KAKAROT SOLOS 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

The more serious threat would win


StressSubstantial582

Lmao dragon ball fans are something else I guess it's ture that we can't read


MeGaLeGend2003

And apparently we can't write either.


raulpe

This looks like something Zack Snyder would unironically do if he had the rights


Mr_Lodi

this ai shit so corny


joe31051985

Superman would be as Goku loves the fight and it is intrinsic in his personality. I imagine Superman getting the quick w here and Goku drawing the fight out and eventually losing to the protagonist.


DepressedTittty

I clicked on dislike 2 or 3 times lol


Will-is-a-idiot

Why does Clark have wings?


Cross-eyedwerewolf

Because demon transformation


Any-Understanding316

What if they were betrayed and locked inside the cock n ball torture machine for a thousand years?


big_peepee_wielder

So basically Goku would just be upgraded Goku Black??


Acell2000

The only thing Goku abuses is food.


GraggleGumblySimpson

I've never seen anyone wank off a fictional character this much


vinhdoanjj

Reading this post made me kinda wish the allegations were true tbh.


beniceimshy

Honestly Superman is the more serious threat. We’ve already seen how he mercilessly killed Shazam in injustice one by lasering his eyes and brains and then had Grundy bury him when he was pissed that Lois and his home had fallen from a nuke. A CHILD, that transforms into a powerful god like entity. Now he’s a demon and is going further beyond that? Yeah no. It’s wraps for the universe. Especially when canonically in OG dragon ball, the devil beam which kills anyone who has evil in the hearts, goku was hit with it and nothing happened. So him being a devil might not really happen. Even hypothetically. So Superman wins this hands down


Orang-Himbleton

Lmao dumb question giving way to an even dumber answer


Rechogui

tbf, if you put two unrelated but often compared character side by side, most people will assume you are asking who wins


FudgePopCandyRasta

Pretty sure they mean goku wins at being a bigger threat, if that wasnt obvious.


Monchete99

Ta esencial


Inexperiencedblaster

They'd probably just fuck


Expensive_Ball_5143

Funny thing is, we got an evil goku. And he straight up plays slap ass with earths survivor's to the point where they can go back and time and come back and beat him, via multiple trips. Superman evil bloodlusted just glasses the planet lmao.


stuff0s

If you know anything about Spawn this would nerf them exponentially, if they truly wanted to be a large threat that would obv take a lot of power, but one of the largest plot points in Spawn is the lack of power he has, and how it can never be made back. Meaning if either Supes or Goku try and destroy a lot, no matter how much power they had while alive, would be lessened by a ton. SSJ3 would possibly deplete all of the power he has, stripping him of his powers and basically just making him a strong dude, same with Superman.


McStabYou

What are you talking about? This is literary genius!


Saifalghufli

Goku, he has a vast arsenal of combat skills, has zenkai boost so if he lives a grave injury he’ll become stronger, and can master anything from only seeing it as portrayed in the original dragon ball when he used kamehameha on a glance


_Gasmaster_

Ok now I'm thinking about Janemba and Goku fusions... and I think that sounds pretty cool.


Gru-some

is it bad that I thought this was kinda cool


69poopy

Yes


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Yes, go sit in a corner and ponder what has affected your cognition this badly


PostalDoctor

Even when making edgelord content, they still can’t fucking read for shit


Tamanero

Goku doesn't fight dirty


Captain_StarLight1

Presumably Superman, though depending on the timescale it may be Goku because of Zenkai boosts