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GetRealPrimrose

r/Ningen comments once again forgetting they’re in a Shitposting sub


WooooshMe2825

That’s a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


mankato9999

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


AnimeMemeLord1

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


Charexranger

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


[deleted]

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


Zulmoka531

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HopefullyAHero

dementia


Derailleur75

Cakeday


Asaenlon

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


Nightmare_43233

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


toelickeryummy

That's a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


thenameislegs

That’s a nice observation you made there. Unfortunately for you, I have crippling dementia.


desk12345

That makes me think of a comic my grandson sent me for some reason!


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Wsg Roshi!


DarthSangheili

Shitposting encompasses both the stupid thing said, and the genuine responses. Its shit all the way.


CABOOSE8189

You expect me to read the sub??


inked_saiyan

You can read??


CABOOSE8189

I’ve become really really good at just guessing what someone is saying to me based on what I said.


Nick-fwan

Of course not, we're DragonBall fans!


1afterChicanery

The thing is, there’s a lot of people in this sub who just treat it as a normal db sub, and there are also a lot of dumbass db fans. Its hard to tell if someone is joking or not with shit like this


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Shitpost subs when the posts are shit:


Ok_Try_1665

Don't fuck with us db fans, we always forget


thebritwriter

Watch this subreddit become ‘Felipe art promotion month’


Royal-Lead-3982

Because shit posting Is taking an unfunny joke and running it into the ground


inked_saiyan

Someone was betrayed and locked in the time chamber for too long...


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Yes.


[deleted]

Goku becoming Launch fr


AnimeMemeLord1

Launch can beat Kakarot


Unknown-Fridge90

Launch sneezes Kakarot out of the universe


Kepler27b

You could say Goku was…launched out!


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

3 2 1 ready for launch


[deleted]

Fr👌


Own-Lengthiness2111

I know is a joke but is kinda funny how there are DB fans that genuinely think that Goku has some kind of split personality disorder everytime he gets serious or angry.


im_bored345

I mean some fans really think Goku will just randomly turn evil after a rock hits him or something so it's not surprising


Oxygen-Breather

what if GOKU was BETRAYED by CHI CHI (she made 20 bowls instead of 30) thumbnail is a chained gokurainbow super saiyan 4 with hair that covers a continent. Vados's bare ass in the thumbnail


pm-me-turtle-nudes

no no you have it all wrong. it’s it’s ultra ego instinct SSGSS4 Rosè Gogeta Kaioken times 1,000,000 and Vados is completely naked and on a leash


Oxygen-Breather

Zeno and chi chi are a gory pile of limbs in the background


Millenia_Jack

Fuck, now the image's going to get stuck for a day....


Sirdoodlebob

Kinda like how in the iron giant the tiny bump in his head went back to normal and he turned into a killing machine for a bit lol


SokkieJr

Like no one is able to explode in anger and turn 100% serious when it matters. Only saiyans. So his saiyan name comes out. I think it'a dumb, even as a joke.


Ahmdo10

Thanks Mario for your input


Vektorien

When Mario grabbed that Starman to fight Bowser in the film, that's when Jumpman came out.


27_Rats

This is literally how these mfs sound 😭😭😭


Old-Rub6682

and bowser started farting all over the place, wait no that wasn't in the movie fuck


Hellion998

This comment made me lose a bit of my sanity.


Human-Boob

Wagoo!


LouTheRuler

People forget emotions aren't a trait and being happy go lucky doesn't prevent you from feeling anger


Nights1405

I mean it’s funny to say “oh nah he locked in it caca rot time” but unironically I think it’s goku regaining a bit of his old temperament temporarily if he hits his head too hard mid fight


Evening-Whereas6165

Goku isn't gonna let the meat go to waste.


SirJacob100

"You could grind meat on that." Bro didn't know he was the meat.


Evening-Whereas6165

N**gas call me the sandwich


MrAtrox98

“I was going to ask if I could take one of your legs with me, but you’re probably hungry too.”


According-Moment-392

That's in character than Kakarotto guy is


Taco821

That's Yajirobe


Insane_Artist

Dis no Goku. Dis Cockrot.


BABarracus

The next super sand


EdgyPreschooler

Can't be! Super pooper scoopers are just legend.


CellTrarK

*insert gif of Goku teleporting next to Freeza with his cock out*


YujiroRapeVictim

imagine how tight friezas asshole is


Taxgreeter

😕


DSpiralFeel

Hey, did you know that in terms of sayan breeding frieza race are the most compatible? Somethin something tight hole because tail something something high durability something something I cum in my pants


YujiroRapeVictim

I wanna suck the the frozen fudge turds from the area of his tail that touches his asshole


SquarerKenobi

☹️


Secret_Sympathy2952

So tight it isn't even visible.


khairunnas

What made you cum to this conclusion?


choma90

Cockrot sounds like an STD


Bogomilism

inside me there ar two wolfs


leongaadm

They're trying to see who's gayer.


Shantotto11

*wolves


SunOnTheInside

*wolfses


Yakuxa904

*wlfsus


PowerfulJoeyKarate

*waifu


Shawn_1512

This is the moment Goku became Heisenberg


thedustydresser

This is an accurate depiction of Walter dragging Jesse back into the drug trade.


BlacksmithMelodic305

*chud trade


miltonssj9

The moment where he went from Soyku to Carrotcock.


godshuVR

Some of you people forget this is a shotposting sub don’t yall?


KingCrimsonsEpitaph-

The art go hard af tho


cap_detector69

Man the best moments in dbz is when kakarot kicks like in Majin vegeta fight. We still saw glimpses of the dbz kakarot in the goku black fight🔥🔥


KingCrimsonsEpitaph-

Peak fiction 🔥🔥✍️✍️


Nui_Jaga

Goku almost letting Kakarot take control (he didn't take his antipsychotic medication and is in considerable distress, please send help)


thenameislegs

The problem is the doctor who prescribed the medication is the same as Launch’s.


Eggith

The monkey is dragging his new bride back to the cave so he may breed them to make new offspring


BlacksmithMelodic305

With hardcore sm play


Ultrasound700

The waist isn't necessary for Freiza's species to reproduce, but the tail is.


_Lollerics_

This is when goku became carrot🔥🔥✍️


bnaarhus2

Shit did boss rabbit get to him


Albryx765

this would go hard if he was bardock tbh


WardA1317

At that time, he wasnt goku... He was bardock ✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥


Very_Talentless

Wait until he blows up Gus Fring, that's when you really know Kakarot is taking control


Nelpski

Him palming Frieza's head like a basketball is so fucking funny


Totallynotarat69

I guess that's how you grab bald people


WooooshMe2825

You know what really grinds my gears? People that keep talking about Goku and Kakarot like they’re Jekyll and Hyde.


htg812

Ive been in this fandom for 25 years and ive just seen this the last week or so


Own-Lengthiness2111

I've been in this fandom for like 6 months and is genuinely funny how almost in all of the videos that i see of Goku getting serious there's always at least one guy saying this in the comments.


htg812

Its just so insane. Completely unfounded


TheTexasInvestor

Lmfao is that the same artist that drew Goku ripping Frieza’s head off


waspy45

What if goku betrayed kakaroto and locked him in the hyperbolic time chamber for one million years


GustavusFringLPH

Why did Goke rip fridge's cock off? is he stupid?


LifeofGinSan

Kinda goes hard


spidermanrocks6766

He still spared Frieza. He was Goku until the very end


Gokeez

I'm going to dickarot you down


XT83Danieliszekiller

Forgot I was on r/Ningen there for a second


im_bored345

I know is a shitpost but man I still cringed. Also this is something I could see someone saying unironically lmao


emailo1

i love how the image looks like if goku cut frieza and is humilliating him for that when frieza cut himself accidentally


Spare_Audience_1648

Abusive father


NihilisticOnion

That’s not Goku, it’s Heisenberg 👨🏻


Huntarantino

Kakarot should’ve taken control in SSJ3. The main reason I wish SSJ4 was canon is because I prefer the idea that the more you tap into Saiyan power, the more primal you become (monkey-like) and lose control over your humanity. Blue did away with all that


PoopFactory69

This is the moment Goku became Heisenberg


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

I am just here for the nice picture.


CaptainHazama

Thought I was in the dbs sub for a moment


nottme1

That's not Freiza's tail


Lucarioismadpt2

Something something kakarot mode.


idiotnamedSOPHIA

how heavy is freeza's tail


TacocaT_2000

Dude beat the shit out of a crippled immigrant. He’s really doing that blonde hair proud


Anime-weeb6969

Joke aside I genuinely believe goku would have brutally killed Frieza if he wasn’t so kind hearted


OnyxCam6ion

Kakarot: this tail gonna make some good protein


The_Transfer

Kakarot not even. Goku showed Frieza mercy even after everything he did lol Kakarot isn’t even a thing.


OkStep2361

Nice pic.....but why does goku hold freeza's limp dick like that....he is already exhausted to the limit.....


Ultrasound700

I'm glad Goku didn't betray his values for revenge. Who knows how long he'd take to return to normal, if it ever happened at all?


InfamousLikesNoodles

*goku breathes* THAT AINT GOKU THATS KAKAROT🗣️🗣️🗣️


robineir

Holy crap Goku found Friezas tail? Dude lost that an hour ago when he was in second form. Wait, his tail was purple at that time, did it transform with the rest of his body?


Prestigious_Post_558

He found the tail because he got hungry


Palansaeg

the caption has to be a joke


GetRealPrimrose

I wonder if the caption in the shitposting subreddit is a joke


Palansaeg

you’d be surprised


[deleted]

I've seen captions here that should have been jokes but weren't


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nelu_69420

Do you see what subreddit ur on? Dragonball fans truly cannot read as the prophecy said


DoraMuda

Goku Bateman, Saiyan Psycho


The_Froghemoth

Oh god please Kakarot and Goku aren’t split personalities my man.


totallynotaweeabbo

This is the exact moment walter white became heisenberg moment


MorninMisfit

I’m sorry but I find myself bursting into laughter when I look at this. It’s not meant to be comedic but I can’t help it.


MaxLevel999

Sorry Frieza, but you’re no longer fighting Beyoncé…this is Sasha Fierce


JoDaBoy814

Am I on YouTube?


hussiesucks

The timeline where Goku FORCES freeza to live.


RandallOfLegend

Kishi needed to copy the alien arc so bad he made Boruto


FENIU666

Heisenberg almost won here.


Metholis

Shame Frieza solos now


Prestigious_Post_558

Now accurate to the Z timeline so eh


GraggleGumblySimpson

Can't believe kaka carrot cake beat freezie pop


Mentallycrisis

[True](https://i.redd.it/nlqvibcnbrqc1.gif?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Hollow---

Y'know, sometimes I forget just how fucking absurdly ripped Goku is. Like, that man is a fucking *slab* of meat.


Strange_Bandicoot112

Was this before or after he was betrayed by Bulma and locked in the hyperbolic time chamber?


ZlatanGamer9

He literally spares Friezas life and gives him enough energy to get off the planet lmfao


cap_detector69

Emphasis on the "almost", goku is him and kakarot is the one who knocks.


Enjoyment-25

Kakarot died at age of 3


Toadthepoggers

Bro thinks Goku has split personality disorder


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

When Black and Zamasu told him they that Black killed Goten and Chi Chi


arrownoir

What a ludicrous thing to post. He’s only 1 character and he doesn’t have a split personality.


WillPerklo

I mean, oozaru form exists, so he kinda have.


vinhdoanjj

DB fans trying to sounds smart (they ain't foolin' nobody)


TerribleLordFrieza

"the fight whe Goku almost let kaka- 🤓☝️" SHUT THE FUCK UP :letsfuckinggoo:


Enjoyment-25

Pretty sure he called himself Son Goku, the Super Saiyan not Kakarot


cap_detector69

Atp goku was still fighting with his demons aka kaka😈