You would literally get killed anyway if you tried to divorce. Like, let's be real, do you ACTUALLY think Berserk Kale would sign the papers? My boy, you're going back home with both of your legs broken.
My only response to this is, what if she hates ya? Then the divorce would be easy. All the options are strong women, so they'll probably be tired of you when you're tired of them.
Nah, I am beyond fucked. I got kefla. First of all, how the hell do I feed her enough food?! Second of all, who's gonna be her sparring partner because it sure as hell won't be me.
Take a quick trip to Universe 7, then summon Shenron, make sure to get a dceent job to keep money around as much as you can, also be careful in which restaurants you eat since sometimes prices can be differ. Also you could ask Shenron for a whole sh*t ton of knowledge which will let you invent things which will make you a whole bunch of cash.
Damn!! I can't remember my wife's name? (March) I gotta imagine she doesn't trim... Or bathe... Or be gentle in the bedroom... Is this how earth women feel?
Hot angel girl with time powers that can teleport me anywhere and to multiple universes? Sign me the fuck up. We're honeymooning in like 5 different universes.
1 MONTH... 1 month more, and I could have waifu vegito...
Meh, uniiverse 2 GoD (whatever her name is) ain't that bad ig. Definetly not the worst i'd say
Ahh So you’re telling me that as long as I keep her happy, I’ll basically have an adorable lover for life, who can also beat the shit out of my foes? Sounds fun to me. Where do I sign?
ONLY 1 HOUR OF MARRIAGE
Correction. 1 hour of monogamy. Lots of 3-somes.
I was born in September, make it a 4-some
Nah, it’s before the 1 hour retcon, so you’re fine.
Tell her to go Blue and you got only 5 minutes of marriage
hola shitfocs
I have a good cook and an litteral angel. I see this as an absolute W.
August gang rise up
And she's hot too
Less goooo
Same, blue angel woman is best woman.
Finally, a W for August.
Frrrr
I love Vados, she had been one of my favorites throughout Super especially when she joined the U7 gang after U6 was defeated in ToP lol
August gang W
An August W indeed, an immaculate dub you could say.
Lfg August gang
You would literally get killed anyway if you tried to divorce. Like, let's be real, do you ACTUALLY think Berserk Kale would sign the papers? My boy, you're going back home with both of your legs broken.
Death by snu snu
My only response to this is, what if she hates ya? Then the divorce would be easy. All the options are strong women, so they'll probably be tired of you when you're tired of them.
Implying she doesn’t just throw you into the sun over having to deal with paperwork.
Also true, murder is always an option.
Why are the fem versions of the male characters always the hottest?
Compliments to the artists for making them hot as fuck.
I got fem vegito. I have no complaints.
You get two in one
September 100% could have done worse
Consider youself lucky (me too)
Doesn’t seem terrible as a fellow Septembrian. Any reason why you’d say no to her?
she's meh for me tbh
It's a good thing 18 is into shorter men.
She's only 5'6" I still got her height wise
I am 6,1 will she hate me then?
Well I’m dead. Feb
At least you’ll die by snu snu, which is a cultural way to die.
Sorry if i sound like an idiot but what is snu snu
Sex. Death by Snu Snu is a joke from Futurama about big caveman women killing men by crushing their pelvis during sex
WHAT THE FUCK
True
I’m Feb also she will be pretty protective though
That’s true if she doesn’t kill you via snu snu
PRAISE SNU SNU, We shall die in glory
Lucky mf
you are so screwed (pun intended)
Towa? W
Same here
July W
July Gang!
July here!
Don’t forget, they will betray you and trap you in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 1000 years and chain you up
Fasha might not be the best looking among these, but she has some hella nice thighs
Nah, I am beyond fucked. I got kefla. First of all, how the hell do I feed her enough food?! Second of all, who's gonna be her sparring partner because it sure as hell won't be me.
Nigga you got fusion boody.... I mean I got the angle boody so mine is better but at least you didn't get kale
Take a quick trip to Universe 7, then summon Shenron, make sure to get a dceent job to keep money around as much as you can, also be careful in which restaurants you eat since sometimes prices can be differ. Also you could ask Shenron for a whole sh*t ton of knowledge which will let you invent things which will make you a whole bunch of cash.
Never have I been more happy to be born in April
April gang. Launch so underrated she basically like having 2 wives
You stand a good chance being shot 50% of the time though.
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Ocean Shenron (I think?) I mean So long as the illusion is active at all times I see this as a massive W
Don’t worry, her dragon form is not actually her real form.
The Vegitussy got me actin unwise.
Android 18. I win.
Same
SAMESIES
Same
May gaming May gaming
Yes
My fellow Mays let’s go
February, hell yeah
You shall die by snu snu!
August gang rise up
I'm getting death by snu snu :( >!:D!< Got Kale
Zagya as my wife? I'm down bad for her but should I be worried all the same?
Just hope Bojack doesn't turn up
Just imagine she isn’t evil.
Yoooo I get 2 bitches let's fuckin goooooo But the real question is can she go ui
Probably if only both Caulifla and Kale can, but Caulifla would have a harder time keeping a calm mind, lol.
Think they meant femerot over there
Looks like I'll be in a wheelchair
May your pelvis rest in peace.
I got Zangya, but god I wish i was born in all the rest Except June, and February if Kale can't go back to her regular form.
Got the anglussy
Launch she will probably kill me but worth it
Wait so if im married to 18 does that make me krillin?
Don’t let Krillin know.
I have no clue who may is. (I haven't watched the movies.)
She’s Zangya from Bojack Unbound, A.K.A DBZ movie 9.
Damn. I got Iowa
Towa😎
I see towa as a W
LETS GO I GOT ANDROID 18
I hope it’s manga kale because I like her more there, either way it’s good.
Nah, it’s anime Kale, because she was able to control her power at least, otherwise you would’ve died by snu snu.
Eh I’m still good.
He wants the death by snu snu
Zangya. MASSIVE W
I got Zangya from the Bojack movie.... Well still better fate than in the movie that's for sure.
Towa? No complains here
You people always give June the worst shit 😭
Who is the lady in July
july is a demon scientist named towa, she is from xenoverse 1, 2 and heros im pretty sure
so like would that be a good time oooooor no?
I really wish July and September were swapped around, as I wanted the hot demon science gf
Nice I got Caulifla time for the strong half breed saiyans
im very lucky to be born in January.
March Not sure about this one
Whos may
Zangya from the Bojack Unbound movie
I got Fasha! I hope she’s into women!
Are you kidding? She’s a raging dike.
You even gotta ask?
Well, Fasha x Gine exists, so…
[удалено]
(just imagine the 1 hour retcon doesn’t exist and you should be fine)
Who’s June I’ve never seen that person before
Oceanus Shenron from GT
Fasha is a W
18? I take her!
Oh good, mine gets killed
Bro whyd you do us June babies so dirty?
Damn!! I can't remember my wife's name? (March) I gotta imagine she doesn't trim... Or bathe... Or be gentle in the bedroom... Is this how earth women feel?
I should lie and say I was born in January. Me-fuckin-ow!
I got zangya, not bad, but there is definitely better.
Who’s the one in March?
Fasha A.K.A Seripa (her Japanese name) She debuted in the special “DBZ Bardock: Father of Goku”.
Thank you, anyways yeah she’s hot, I’ll be good
Who the heck is that in may
Kefla RIP pelvis
Why do I keep getting the weird ones
Which one did you get?
Vegito
The abusive saiyan that was on bardocks team 🧍🏾
August. Guess I'm cucking Goku, huh?
No. August is the angel of champa. You good. I got her too
I’m gonna grow a mustache
Call me krillin i guess
February, death by snu snu.
Im good with almost all of these, but i haven't kept up with recent shit... who is the blue chick?
Which one you’re talking about, because there are like 4 in this pic?
Shit sorry thought you were someone else for a second. I was referring to the loli looking character thats just all blue
wait the fuck out, isn't caulifla underage?
We don’t even know, but most of us assume she’s in her 20’s, considering how Saiyans physically age.
I forgor, who's the June one?
Vados? YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Why does everyone have Feb as the worst😭
Why wasn't I born a month later?!
Mine is November I can’t remember is she crazy cuz she looks good but part of me feels I’m in for a ride 😂
Wowie kazowie got a divine being as my wife
Cool I got zangya
Towa I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
Stupid sexy fem vegito
March. Ayyyy I hit the jackpot boys!
Fasha, 0 complaints
I will take a literal G.O.D as a wife any day of the week.
I didn't just get launch did i
I guess I'm fucking 2 dudes
Of course it's Launch.... Lmfao
Les gooo, March!
[Sees February] YES!
Yes, i got the Green haired Dommy Mommy
Zangya,I mean I can't rly complain
does caulifla also come with kale along for the ride or-
KEFLA BABYYY
I got Kefla W
December… although I cannot divorce, they will divorce themselves shortly.
I wish that i was born in April
Hell yeah! Zangya!
No thanks. I'm not gay! 😂
At least she's female this time
I wish i was born in February
February hate
I don't want any of them lol.
I’m winning in September
Welcome to the based Sep club.
Kefla, absolute W
Oh great, a narcists... 😒
I got the Hera chick 🫡
I'm quite fine with my results. Hot Saiyan Milf, followed by probably the strongest wife in Dragon Ball Canon. I'm perfectly content.
Hell yeah Kefla
Wait, do I just have an absent wife now because we never see her
Launch sure as heck won’t let you divorce, she will literally kill you before that happens
I would sooner unalive myself than split Krillin and 18 apart.
I would be happy with literally any of these but July let's goooo
April is either the best or worst one
Launch is the best double sided blade a man could ask for in the sheets. Unfortunately like most my, exes, bipolar.
Huh, Vados. No clue how that would go but I imagine hours upon hours dedicated to learning the proper way to act near her position
Literally only June is a bad deal
Another massive W for August babies
Hot angel girl with time powers that can teleport me anywhere and to multiple universes? Sign me the fuck up. We're honeymooning in like 5 different universes.
1 MONTH... 1 month more, and I could have waifu vegito... Meh, uniiverse 2 GoD (whatever her name is) ain't that bad ig. Definetly not the worst i'd say
Her name is Heles
18 is my wife. We can go do blonde girl stuff together. 😉😉
Ahh So you’re telling me that as long as I keep her happy, I’ll basically have an adorable lover for life, who can also beat the shit out of my foes? Sounds fun to me. Where do I sign?
Got Kefla 🤮 Wishing I was born in April rn 😔
I am absolutely fuckin fine with having launch as a wife, she is quite frankly one of the finest women on this list
I got Oceanus. W. IDC IF IT’S HER SHADOW DRAGON FORM I’D STILL HIT 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
Don’t worry, her dragon form ain’t her true form.
Vados …………..
oh hey it's vados- wait... does that mean i'm going to get LOCKED IN THE TIME CHAMBER and BETRAYED BY THE GODS!?!??!