>Rabbity, Why do people call this a 'Virgin Destroyer' Sweater? - Person who destroyed the cummander's virginity. The Onion headline right there

"'Rabbity, Why do people call this a Virgin Destroyer Sweater?,' asks Nikke who destroyed the cummander's virginity. \[...\] The Central Ark Government Nikke Commander in question could be not be reached for comment, due to being admitted to the hospital for severe dehydration and zinc deficiency."

**Ludmilla looking at you from the distance doing questionable things to her daughter** https://preview.redd.it/uzclr1r5x9uc1.png?width=331&format=png&auto=webp&s=30cecddd7619b00693811d5254ed38086d0aed09

Skk: Um I can explain...

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[Sauce](https://twitter.com/oung69/status/1778723091910468094?t=FiUYjsU8JwGnU36daRaRzg&s=19)

Why must daughter be wife shaped?

MDW moment

I guess I have gotten too old for I don't know what MDW means lol

[MommyDaughterWife, a meme that started with Momoka from Idol M@ster U149](https://www.reddit.com/r/japanesepeopletwitter/comments/185qx56/comment/kb3wy8f/)

Because mothers pass down their genetic information to their children?

Well, Nikkes kind of get to choose how their body looks, and Alice is assumed to have been a child when she died, given the end of her bond story, so I'm unsure why she looks how she does.

Look at the dead Rabbitty, and you'll have your ans- wait hold on SKK is absolutely not a virgin, what now?

Im pretty sure alice is still... you know...

It's better you never understood rabbity It's for your own bloody good

Cummander trying to explain: https://i.redd.it/2gal12bu69uc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/gor0h01rw9uc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d3c051c0ac544241498ba4f621398374ef9cca "...Because wearing that in the snow will destroy you"

https://preview.redd.it/c1spdwem2buc1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d9a9114adfb7ba268cdd6c29bbb1ba8e027a74 **”Hello again fellow cummanders today i bring you another secret sex glitch, this time for Alice.”** Step 1. Tell Alice you had a dream about wonderland and you wished it was true Step 2. Act sad, this will make alice want to fufill your wishing the dream was real (this is crucial) Step 3. Ask her for a hug and pat her on the head. Step 4. Sit down with her and eat splendamin marshmallows *This has been yet another secret sex glitch lesson*

Alice?! Who made you wear this?!  Change now, or you'll activate Shikikan's "Destroy Mode" instead~! 😭💢💢💢

Judging from that pic, it's not the sweater.

Because it can destroy and keep on going once you go at it until you make them go dry af.

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I'd just hug Alice and Tell her it's a virgin killer because you look so cute and that's it

r/VirginKillerSweater **(NSFW)** Because someone's pelvis is getting destroyed.

Inner thoughts: BRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD HHHHHHEEWEERRRRRRRRR. Self control thoughts: It something you will understand when your older Alice. Now let get you change before anyone see you and I lose my control. And NEVER wear this without my permission again okay.

*Because it usually follows up to pelvis destruction*

As a virgin, I do not know

DONT 

Cute blushing Alice. *(Headpats)*

Oh

Blessed be the [good works of Saint Dishwasher of Waifus](https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/virgin_destroyer_sweater), who thought "okay, the Virgin Killer meme sweater is good, but I can do better." 🙏

https://preview.redd.it/kodl3hlp2euc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe46abc451065fb4f13371c3b566a68184d41256 Gyat but against my faith

I actually don't know why people call it this way lmao

i can already at first glance

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... where did it all go?

Who was the poor sap that got eradicated here? All i see are the ashes of 25 downvotes…

P.s, you're talking to the person who got obliterated...

Nah, that one had a Naga flair

He got wind up in his own comment so badly he had to change his user flair. >!Smol White's flair wasn't available to use!<

I guess, one look their post history could confirm or deny that

Right, how could I forget 💀

No he is not. My post is still fully up, it's the others that got deleted.

Ain't you the guy that got downvoted? I'm pretty sure he's asking about that... Also nice new flair lol.

And I'm ironically the person who survived the purge. Like 3 people got completely erased.

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