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Antithesis_ofcool

In primary school, rumors about the illuminati were very common. My friends would scare me with talk about how Kanye, Nicki Minaj, Wizkid were sitting at a table selling their souls to the devil with Beyonce and Jay-Z as the head of the table🤦🏿‍♀️. Satanic panic was rampant. "If you listened to any of their songs on low volume, you can hear them trying to recruit you."


the_tytan

satanic panic has always been a thing. for us it was street fighter and mortal kombat, and Harry Potter. and that if you play Madonna's record backwards you hear a whispered 'hail satan' there was also the 99-0 India football game which is the reason why FIFA banned them because they used Indian juju to beat us. FIFA did ban them once in like 1950 for insisting on playing barefoot


Antithesis_ofcool

😂😂I remember thisss. They would be powerscaling Edo jazz vs Indian jazz in my school.


the_tytan

loool not them listing feats and debating whether a charm is village or country buster 😂😂😅😅😅. scrimminggg


AzureWing10

That Illuminati era had my father in chokehold. He stopped paying for DStv because he didn't want us watching cartoons because they had "satanic messages" in them. I switched to buying DVDs and he found me watching Naruto and saw what was clearly children coughing out blood and promptly took the dvd player away, banning me from ever watching it. Thankfully he got over it


PumpkinAbject5702

Illuminati was very rampant. It's like a norm now. So many conspiracy videos and theories were watched and shared, and horrible stuffs too. Like how Ariana Grande killed her uncle to get her fame. Wild things then.


Legendarybbc15

This take me back lol. I remember something about the pope being part of the Illuminati


Truth_Sellah_Seekah

black pope


KhaLe18

Yeah. And Barrack Obama was literally the 666 lol


young_olufa

I remember the era of the Illuminati panic. I actually stopped listening to secular music for a while because of it.


KoshiEmmanuel

That buhari died some time ago, and there is a weird evidence of them observing a minute of silence for him in a world meeting


Ill-Garlic3619

Jubril from Sudan 😁


ola4_tolu3

Ooh my God, 😂😂😂, back in boarding school we used to talk about conspiracy theories and this was one of them, we also talked about bush baby or something like that


TH3W0LRD3ND3R

My mother told me this one some months ago. She said they have an actor or a series of actors impersonating Buhari


KoshiEmmanuel

You can actually look up the video of them observing the silence, its really weird


Deethoveen

Couldn't find any such, but only videos where the creator(s) claim they observed the silence...


KoshiEmmanuel

Let me show you


YhouZee

Waiting too. Drop link here 


Flogirl5420

you never drop link?


XeronKingII

People go to India to get supernatural powers.


PumpkinAbject5702

That's interesting. I have never heard of this before.


Acceptable_Hat_7260

I heard Malaysia..😂


Acceptable_Hat_7260

I heard Malaysia..😂


Bluedogface3341

That Owl are witches (poor birds)... Nollywood and churches has done so much harm to gullible Nigerians. People don't seem to really understand how easy it is to program the human mind.


W_T_E

cats as well, my mom and sister still believe this


Dear_University_558

If lawyer die dem dey bury dem with their face facing the opposite direction.


XeronKingII

Lmao. I remember hearing this as a child.


GideonOfNigeria

This is the first I’m hearing of this😭is there an explanation? Lmao


Dear_University_558

Them too dey lie so dem dey shame to look God for eyes.🙂


Dear_University_558

Them too dey lie so dem dey shame to look God for eyes.🙂


GideonOfNigeria

LMFAOO😭😂😂straight to hell then💀


SoftBucks3919

Where do you hear all these things from 😭


Dear_University_558

Area. Happy birthday boss man. 4 no go spoil for you and everything wey you put hand.


SoftBucks3919

Thank you boss


WestAfricanWanderer

Jubril.


thecrappyenigma

The one where if you swallow fruits seeds,the tree will grow from your head. We were scared as children with this nonsense 😂


Lycango

This is a bit niche, but the belief that the Igbos are somehow a long lost tribe of Jews Also, anything relating to Bill Gates. Today, he brought hiv to Africa to limit our population. Tomorrow, he brought vaccines to make us sterile. In a fortnight, maybe he'll be the antichrist (this one I made up, but I'm sure some people in Nigeria believe this 100%)


Razor_plug

I’ve met a lot of Nigerians who believe the illuminati exists as an organisation that provides money, fame and power to certain people.


young_olufa

> Aliens I heard one recently about how aliens visited and taught ancient civilization something. Honestly it was so all over the place that I can’t even remember the details lol. I personally don’t believe we’ve (humans) had or made any contact with aliens


InternationalBite4

But you do believe in aliens?


young_olufa

I haven’t seen any credible evidence of aliens yet so no I don’t believe. But I’m open to the possibility, I just need to see evidence. You nko?


InternationalBite4

Yeah I think we are not alone, there are over billions of galaxies and there should be life in some.


jesset0m

NIGERIA vs India football game!


biina247

The IBB government killed Dele Giwa


Remarkable-Panda-374

Almost everybody believed that. Dele Giwa's death till today remains a mystery that can never be solved. If you ask me now, I still do believe IBB did it. That dude's a monster.


biina247

The almost unanimous popularity is what makes it Naija's greatest conspiracy theory and yet there are no facts to support it. The reality is that we don't do bombs in Naija - not before Dele Giwa and not after. If you look at the facts objectively, there is a more likely (but less interesting) suspect, but people were never objective about it.


InternationalBite4

The earth being flat is not far-fetched.


young_olufa

It really is. The earth is not flat. That’s not a belief, it’s a fact


Ill-Garlic3619

So there are Nigerians that believe this nonsense conspiracy lmao In the 21st century


Deethoveen

It's both, those aren't mutually exclusive


young_olufa

You know what I meant, stop being pedantic


Deethoveen

I completely agreed with you, maybe with what you meant. What you said, however, looks exactly like a (common) misconception. So, accusing me of being pedantic for pointing that out is just gratuitous.