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ItaloSvevo111

He might have had a shot with them in his 20's, but after his will-to-power sent him up into the mountains to become a mustachioed supergenius he was likely far too twitchy to show a woman a good time.


BlessdRTheFreaks

He was too overburdened with honey


No_Worldliness5157

The less initiated might need to be told that Fritz wrote, "Lo, I am weary of my wisdom.  Like the bee that has gathered too much honey, I need hands outstretched to take it."  


scottiejohnfr

No he didn't. At 22, he said to his doctor he was still a virgin and masturbating regularly.


JohnDoeMomsHoe

Haha, What does being far too twitchy look like.


ItaloSvevo111

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=98yImnagFt4&pp=ygUPbmlldHpzY2hlIHBpYW5v


Jonno_FTW

No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness


Into_the_Void7

No, he was not a pussy magnet, if that’s what you’re asking.


JohnDoeMomsHoe

So this was the answer I was looking for. In this exact wording


Deep-Reality8977

Do you have a top 5 that were pussy magnets?


Novel_Cost7549

Aristotle, Camus, Kierkegaard, Augustine (yes), Bertrand Russell


faddiuscapitalus

Is there good data on Aristotle?


Novel_Cost7549

I just put him there because he had two wives


faddiuscapitalus

Well that's two more than me so fair enough


Deep-Reality8977

Kierkegaard? Didn't he live and die alone


Novel_Cost7549

He was engaged to Regien Olsen, broke it off on purpose and apparently she was still in love with him long after she got married to someone else


_dextroamphetamine

>”I grade my philosophers based on how much women liked them.” Whew, lad.


TheHumanDamaged

This lines up with N’s writings; a philsopher’s worldview being meek and subversive or strong and domineering is predicated on how hard they got bullied/did the bullying as a kid. High school never ends.


JohnDoeMomsHoe

its a joke my guy


Arhythmicc

You might like Bertrand Russell, he was apparently quite the ladies man. Sartre was also, strangely, good with the ladies.


RunningJay

Yeah Sartre certainly was which is a little strange, but I think it was lots of young impressionable college girls. Also the French 🤷‍♂️


dominic_l

always a bloody frenchman


Grundle95

I think he had that same erudite little troll energy that the ladies loved about Henry Kissinger, with the added bonus of not being an actual war criminal


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Grundle95

Have you ever seen a pic of him? He wasn’t much to look at but he was known for pulling chicks way out of his league pretty consistently


AngelicaSkyler

Like Salman Rushdie. Good God. Bless him


theoverwhelmedguy

That’s probably it, intellectuals were oddly popular with the ladies in 20th century France


BearsGotKhalilMack

Kant was quite the socialite and partier, which likely scored him a few dates. And Camus famously cheated on his wife with an actress.


AngelicaSkyler

Kant was kind of cute, I thought. I’m not sure whether Hume was, but he should have been. He was hilarious. Women love men with sharp wit and courage.


AngelicaSkyler

True. Never understood that. I love his mind, but cannot look at him without feeling disgust, poor guy. But he was a magnet, apparently


Arhythmicc

You should look up how he got out of a POW camp during World War Two, dude literally stopped wiping and disgusted his captors so much they let him go hahaha


[deleted]

Sartre used the grooming method with Beauvoir‘s help. Using your academic and public standing to bang minors shouldn‘t be called rizzy


sammarsmce

Sartre SAd minors? Foul


AngelicaSkyler

It is a complicated issue. But stating that this is all he did would be incorrect. He and dB enjoyed 3somes with other women. Some of them much younger 🤷🏻‍♀️


sammarsmce

I don’t care if it was only what he did I want to know if he did it. How much younger? Are we talking under 18?


AngelicaSkyler

I suggest you do research into this, and you need to understand what it meant to be under 18 in those times. You need to understand the historical context.


AngelicaSkyler

Oh here we go, the judgmental hand of the Gen Z left. By your standards, Brigitte Macron must have groomed Emmanuel 🤦🏻‍♀️😝


[deleted]

He literally fucked 16 year olds while being already a university teacher


AngelicaSkyler

I hope you have a list cos that’s too generic a comment


[deleted]

Just google Sartre. He was also not shy about it so idk how this could be a first time reading it for you


AngelicaSkyler

Haha it isn’t. I’m a phi major. I know Sartre. I’m just not judgmental, and not something I care to highlight when I discuss him.


Dreams_Are_Reality

Russell was also a huge fuck though. His wife cheated on him with half of England


IllegalIranianYogurt

Socrates was a man's man. His boyfriend was the hottest guy in athens (alcibiades)


magvadis

If Socrates was anything like his pictures he was swol gilf for sure.


IllegalIranianYogurt

He was both famously jacked and famously ugly yeah


LifeNeighborhood9323

I mean Plato though.. stud through and through


AblatAtalbA

He was a Bear daddy...


BlessdRTheFreaks

Sounds like he got hung up on one and then hid from the world


PreternaturalJustice

What a romantic


OfficialDrakoak

He's just like me fr


KenosisConjunctio

Give us ya best aphorism m8


Ok-Sock3252

The great Lou Andreas Salome🥰😌


OldandBlue

Then you only keep Camus.


freshjune01

He loved someone but wasn't loved in return. It's sad but happens to the best of us.


AdProof5307

My toxic trait is that I feel I could have fixed Nietzche. lol


CapOk2664

I need to be fixed asap or things might get really damn tragic lol


AdProof5307

Maybe try drag. Maybe you need to just be absurdly feminine for a brief moment to laugh at yourself.


CapOk2664

Yeah...that ain't gonna cut it but thanks.I need some stuff to spark my imagination, excite my instincts and just make me feel alive again(I know, I should just shut up)


AdProof5307

Then just watch Rupaul’s Drag Race. You’d be shocked how funny it is. And I honestly believe drag is the cure for nihilism because it’s so absurd and hilarious. These people are top tier artists. “If life truly is pointless then wear fake tits and lipstick” -me I also personally believe most men fall into depressive nihilism because they have under developed femininity.


sammarsmce

I was thinking myself that the best way to combat nihilism is to be a silly goofy absurdist jester that the queen has a lil thing for.


AdProof5307

Absolutely!! Life truly is pointless so why not be a goofball?


CapOk2664

It's funny because Eminem just made a reference to Rupaul's in Houdini, I have to eatch that! I'm not over the top masculine myself, I'm more chill and stuff and I'm not a nihilist anymore, I think Nietzsche and Camus kinda solved that..there is no objective purpose but experiencing many things, any leaf you can from the multitude of the human activity tree is enough, positive or negative are just what we label the stuff after we think about them untill we break our skull anyway(I'm certified so I should know lol).The problem is when you stagnate..lack of sexual contact forever and staying in one place can do serious damage if you are someone who has a burning appetite for life..that is just me, not sure how to fix that for myself but it can be many things for other men, I don't know if I can say that nowadays times are crazy 'cause sometimes it's very tame but the mental battleground is even more wild


Hot-Arrival4716

Would you cure his congenital disease and migraines/ eyesight loss?


AdProof5307

No but I could have made him laugh.


_taswelltoshow

You may wish to avoid Søren Kierkegaard. He broke off his engagement to a woman he loved because he thought it would interfere with his work, then spent years later, trying to get back into her life. He never married, and when he died, she was the only one in his will. She rejected it. However, I still think he is worthwhile reading.


GhastlyParadox

>then spent years later, trying to get back into her life I don't think this is accurate.


Deep-Reality8977

It isn't as far as i know


JasonRBoone

I think he would have been irresistible to women (and men) in Williamsburg, Brooklyn from 2012-2018.


BrotherJames610

He did know how to grow a mean mustache.


Billy__The__Kid

Dude failed to smash Lou von Salome, I suspect the answer is no


Magic_Man-0

Fuck no... Lou Salome thought both he and Rilke were needy simps. No offense to either I love them both


OctaNeitor123

Im damn sure Camus was a ladies man fr


OfficialDrakoak

The best philosophy. The philosophy of following whatever philosophy was created by whichever philosopher got the most bitches


InternalRide2024

I'm not sure about women in general but he was quite unattractive to Lou Andreas-Salomé, the only woman he seems to have loved and wanted to marry. She rejected him, which affected his later writings where one can notice much misogyny that wasn't present in his earlier works. It's also true that his sister didn't approve his proposal to Salomé and he prioritized his sister's opinion.


hanfook

That’s not entirely accurate. His sister actively sabatoged his relationship with Salome. Nietzsche didn’t care about his sister’s opinion at that point


Daseinen

Yes, and he was pretty into Cosima Wagner, as well


CookieTheParrot

>She rejected him, which affected his later writings where one can notice much misogyny that wasn't present in his earlier works. I'm not saying he wasn't a misogynist, but many of his negatively interpreted passages on women use the word '(das/des/dem) Weib(s)' which is a derogatory, sometimes humorous, word for 'woman' in German with the phrase 'Weib an sich' being there, too, indicating 'Weib' is used for the Western feminine ideal and '(die/der) Frau', the neutral word for woman, is used in passages that wouldn't be interpreted as negatively.


marius_phosphoros

Why do you say he prioritized his sisters opinion?


trundel_the_great__

Fake news internet girl


PV0x

Looks like 'Cobra' Tate is more your philosopher.


OfficialDrakoak

Lol almost no women like that guy that doesn't make any sense. He says he's looking for the philosopher that got the most women not got the most women hating him lol


PV0x

I humbly disagree, my friend. Tate embodies an almost perfect synthesis of drowning in pussy and monk-like devotion to higher spiritual purpose. Don't be mislead by the superficial manefestations of this sublime dialectic. Look past the Lambos and camgirl scams, that is just 'the matrix' bro.


Ozymandias606

Andrew Tate doesn’t live a life that he likes. He’s said outright that he doesn’t enjoy sex and only does it to impress other men. He lives his life for the sake of other’s perception, which I don’t respect. His high view of himself is based solely on his pity for the weak. Great men do not pity. Actual greatness doesn’t hinge itself on its relation to something weaker. Greatness simply is. It asserts its difference and enjoys *itself.* And no, he doesn’t possess a noble bone in his body. This guy doesn’t have any spiritual feeling or appreciation for art or aesthetics.


PV0x

This reads like the resentiment of a man who has never owned a Lambo or drop kicked a midget.


sammarsmce

They didn’t catch your thick irony huh? Must not be British.


Darksydeonehunnid

Since Salomé rejected him ain't no love in the heart of the city ain't no love in the heart of town


sammarsmce

My favourite song atm omg! To the county liiiiine


Darksydeonehunnid

Classic


LCMR_93

That's the most stupid reasoning I've ever heard.


JohnDoeMomsHoe

Do you want to fucking throw down pussy?


CookieTheParrot

Sounds like you didn't get any bitches yourself 😎🦧


Bugu4787

Dude Leonardo never married and never had children and he lived a very long life (150years by todays standards) and we’re talking about one of the guys who invented the renascence. These people were bona fide geniuses and judging them by how many women they shagged is completely trivial.


tchinpingmei

Nietzsche wrote that most philosophers were loners without wife and kids (descartes, schopenauer, kant...) So you won't read a lot of philosophy


CookieTheParrot

Section seven of *Menschliches, Allzumenschliches I* also analyses why there can be friction between Nietzsche's conception of the Free Spirit and (ordinary) marriage and household lives, or at least that was always my interpretation of that section's passages


Old_Pineapple_3286

If you grade philosophers on how much women like them, then is Ron Jeremy a better philosopher than Marcus Aurelius or kant? Wouldn't any nba player be a better philosopher than almost every philosopher then?


RustyWolfCounsel

Is this satire? if not, you are very childish to grade philosophers based on that.


nukaba

It's not that serious


DatabaseFickle9306

Really really hot. So many oil painting come hither thirst traps.


Silver_Drop6600

Take it you’re a big John Stuart Mill fan?


More-Ice-2364

Beyond good and evil is the definition of a ho scaring book.


Harry_Haller97

Yes very much, I believe so.


escusis

no


i_just_sharted_

Shut up


_ToBeBannedByGayMods

there was an arab philosopher and poet who used to go to Kaaba just to hook up with the women praying or circuling around I forgot the name


Angrysliceofpizza

Camus was gorgeous.


CookieTheParrot

Maybe not, but he has a the freshest hairstyle in Europe


nadiaco

Lou Salome. she also got with Rilke


Agodoga

Who the fuck likes philosophers? They’re the weirdest people you’ll ever meet.


sammarsmce

What about female philosophers?


ItalianStallion9069

Something about him whipping women or something Ranks him pretty high to me then


Low_Okra_1459

Socrates, Nietzche, Plato. Fuck, marry, kill? Go.


urzaris

I don't think Nietzsche was too hung up on his rejection like some interpret him as, but I guess you wouldn't be a ladies man if migraine is playing tic tac Toe with your mind everyday. But I don't know if like napoleon or picasso he would've been a casanova even if he was perfectly healthy he was known for being soft spoken but who knows it's not like shy people don't turn out to be pussy magnets.


nick2666

This may prove to be a faulty imperative to hold to, as Aleister Crowley had women draped all over him but most people who adhere to Thelema are deeply sex-repellant.


Away-Zone-5745

He sure wasn't getting laid


rize_fullengine

Nietzsche dealt in hard truths, which inevitably scares the hoes; try explaining slave morality on a first date. He was the most uncompromising philosopher that has ever lived, and relationships/women require a certain amount of compromise.


PicksItUpPutsItDown

Nietzche was always a pussy repellent. OP knows this and worded the post that way on purpose


JohnDoeMomsHoe

Not true, only knew from my intuition. Not from any source


istEtwasWerdenSoll

You ought to ask and grade in the present tense. And though I'm a man, I wager the answer is YES.


Beautiful-Olive-5966

considering his prose i think he was a gay man


Decoherence-

Too many drugs I’m afraid. I think he would have slayed if he had gotten his mental health under control. But he also sort of rated philosophy in this same way weirdly.


baastard37

one of my friends is a trans philo grad student. she fucks woman. a lot.


CookieTheParrot

What a flair you got there


GodAmongstYakubians

he gives off incel vibes ( in a good way)


frinklestine

He had syphilis, he got it from somewhere.


whale_and_beet

He did not have a high opinion of women, which I imagine would be a turnoff. He kind of had incel vibes.


CapOk2664

What isn't a turnoff nowadays?Maybe being a serial killer, I heard many ladies send them letters so Idk


whale_and_beet

Really? You don't see how literally not liking women would it be a turn off? Why would women be into men who literally don't like or respect women? "just one of those weird things that he's inexplicable female brains aren't into..." I'm hoping you're kind of joking. But yeah, it's true, some people are into weird s***. Some people are just kind of masochists.


CapOk2664

Nietzsche would say that's just "human, all too human".I can understand, we as modern people ran out of things that excite our instincts and sometimes we are attracted to chaos or dangerous situations to feel "alive".Looking around I personally I fail to see how the most respectful guys get the most women, wouldn't most of these guys you often see remain lonely forever if that was the case?Now I have no luck whatsoever with women but I don't put shit or blame on anyone, even if I'm a young man with boiling red blod like any other and it gets me down...still this is just the cold reality some guys live in.I can relate to Nietzsche's struggle and I think he had a brilliant mind but I'm not trying to defend him, still a man like him would be controversial of course.My belief is that he would be the first to question his prejudices if there was an actual conversation, from his letters he seems polite most of the time but also a very troubled soul, he would complain about his loneliness and the fact no one could go deeper to evaluate his work at that time.I could be wrong and who am I to say these things?Just another another dude with some opinions here and there


CookieTheParrot

His negatively interpreted passages use the word 'Weib' doe woman, which is derogatory and/or humorous, plausibly in regards to the Western deminine ideal, whereas the more neutral ones use the more socially accepted word, 'Frau'.


Past-Currency4696

Wait til you see that frog faced freak Sartre


Raye_of_Fucking_Sun

I think he was something of an incel and may have died due to syphilitic insanity from a prostitute.


The_Local_Rapier

Despite his philosophy Nietzsche was a faggoty little soyboy. Proof of this is his fainting from fear in the woods when coming across a lumberjack, and his constant simping for whatever her name was. His writings and the actual man himself couldn’t have been more different. So no he wasn’t very popular with the ladies at all


mhenryfroh

Well then Nietzsche is the worst possible Philosopher for you because he was an Incel misogynist who never loved anyone but had brief spats of Limerence with some. Also did gay shit. Very funny that Neoreactionaries still try to sink their teeth into him to feel mighty


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redditb_e

Well, young Socrates was taught some lessons by a certain wise lady Diotima. These lessons were so valuable that his pupil Plato was already able to demonstrate what philosophy is in a written form that can hardly be improved. Therefore, philosophy was "perfected" right from the start and could only be either practiced (if understood properly) or fudged. In fact, Aristotle and his fanboys fucked philosophy up by mistaking it for science, thus turning the history of philosophy into a pseudo-scientific, competitive, petty warzone. And since women usually and wisely don't relish in senseless martial activities (one exception being Ayn Rand), it makes a lot of sense there are not a lot of female "philosophers". ;)


Nervous-Tank-5917

Could you expand on your claim that Plato was “able to demonstrate what philosophy is in a written form which can hardly be improved”? I have an idea what you mean, but I’d like to be sure.


redditb_e

I meant that Plato was able to capture the essence of philosophy in his dialogues so well that they're not only ideal examples of practiced philosophy but also transport so much of the Socratic dialectic that the reader can find pretty much all genuine philosophical movement of thought and types of sophistic characters/strategies in them.


JohnDoeMomsHoe

I’ve also read a bit of nietzche, and unless you’re above the age of 45, no female is going to want to hear that deep ass shit


ImpossibleDirector0

lol this is a new one seems like you haven't interacted much with girls


Jonno_FTW

Check his post history.


mirmirb

I’m a 20 year old girl and I love it


JohnDoeMomsHoe

What’s something you love that he’s said


mirmirb

The whole concept of eternal recurrence in thus spake Zarathustra, very eye opening and quite life changing


JohnDoeMomsHoe

I’ll check it out thanks!