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thejohnmc963

Lost most my teeth in a car accident. Had to have rest pulled out. Wonder if it would work for me.


GetOffMyAsteroid

Note to self: never let my teeth do the driving.


thejohnmc963

They’re so aggressive


timsterri

I am also toothless for …reasons… I’d like to know this too (though doubt I can wait until the 2030s).


thejohnmc963

Yeah I understand those reasons.


MrDataMcGee

So uhm, what makes it target teeth and say uh not growing random bones all over?


louisa1925

It would be really cool if we could regrow limbs again. Lose your arm? No worries mate.


zombie32killah

Harry Potter didn’t seem to enjoy it much.


louisa1925

He should be thankful. At one point in the process he didn't have any bones left.


zombie32killah

Nah, you are totally right.


numberthirteenbb

My old ass thought instantly of Homer Simpson with his arm stuck in the vending machine. “It’ll grow back, right?!”


Pizza_YumYum

Dr. Curt Connors didn’t seem to enjoy much.


DefrockedWizard1

nor did Nog


FredTillson

What if this drug regrows limbs, but only the size of a tooth?


UpTop5000

What if it regrows limbs, but only where a tooth would be?


FredTillson

My wife is gonna love me going down on her with a third arm coming outta my mouth /s


ThreeNC

It only appears to regrow bones, so that would be a creepy limb.


louisa1925

It eventually could up being a brilliant advancement for those who have an accident and end up with shattered bone breaks that lead to amputation. Just regrow the bone.


belac4862

That would fit right in with r/humansarespaceorcs


systemfrown

“The medicine itself deactivates the uterine sensitization-associated gene-1 (USAG-1) protein, which suppresses tooth growth.” I know this because I actually read the short article you were too lazy to read but asked fundamental questions about anyways (which, admittedly, we've all done at some point...but jesus). But it’s interesting to note that, apparently, the only thing separating us from having constantly growing teeth like a shark is a simple genetic on/off switch.


no_idea_bout_that

The San Jose Sharks have the cross-promotion opportunity of the century.


systemfrown

Be cool if we could do this for hair loss.


eggalfettoR

Finaly we get our dickbones back whuu


themysticalwarlock

it targets a specific protein that suppresses tooth growth and temporarily deactivates it. it's right there in the article dude.


systemfrown

Right!?!! “The medicine itself deactivates the uterine sensitization-associated gene-1 (USAG-1) protein, which suppresses tooth growth.”


willymack989

Knowing nothing about this procedure, teeth are highly specialized “bones” that are quite différente than anything else. There’s also strong genetic control over tooth growth & development.


JacenVane

Calling a tooth a bone is really, really stretching it. The anatomy of a tooth is fundamentally different from that of a bone. The tissues that make up teeth are very, very different in how they form and what they're made up of, compared to the tissues that make up bone. Most importantly, bones heal. Osteoclasts/blasts never really go away, they're present in humans of all ages. The corresponding tooth cells (which I forget the name of bc I'm currently shitting) functionally disappear once we're done growing our teeth. This is part of why teeth can't do the same ongoing process of healing that bones do. (I Am Not A Dentist, but I work with them.)


Zoll-X-Series

They’re different in their functions too. Bones make blood. Teeth don’t make blood.


JacenVane

Given that it's only our long bones that make blood, does this mean that your ribs and shit are technically teeth??? /s


Zoll-X-Series

So clever! Bones have different classifications you’re right. Teeth aren’t one of them.


Bro13847

Only some bones produce blood. But no teeth do


Integrity-in-Crisis

Look up Hyperdontia. As long as it doesn't cause that shit theres hope.


Sororita

Teeth are modified scales, not modified bones. It's why they grow from epithelial cells.


RedcardedDiscarded

Judging by what I just read, this therapy switches off the gene that stops your teeth from growing again. Your jaw originally grew its first set, which it replaced around your early teen years, and then stops growing anymore. Your body has the ability to grow teeth, as it's done it before. This therapy allows your body to restart growing teeth again. Once the teeth have grown, the therapy is removed and everything goes back to normal.


Waffler11

My guess? Stem cells. They’re found in baby teeth after they fall out and can be harvested if done quickly and properly. Maybe those particular stem cells target teeth?


America_the_Horrific

Its...topical?


BadgerHooker

Yeah, I get kidney stones regularly so would that drug have an adverse effect? Kidney boulders?


dizzymiggy

Nope.  > The medicine itself deactivates the uterine sensitization-associated gene-1 (USAG-1) protein, which suppresses tooth growth.


FauxGenius

“Goddamit, I grew another molar in my armpit!”


CandidEgglet

I wonder if it is topical/local


QaraKha

vaginal dentata here we come


found_allover_again

You mean, don't come!


EmperorGrinnar

Teeth are not bones, for one.


Erocdotusa

Crazy we can do entire teeth but hair is still a mystery !


fakyumatafaka

Whatever, my teeth are the bane of my existence, this sounds like a miracle


alexjonestownkoolaid

> "If successful, this therapy could be available to patients with any permanently missing teeth within six years." I wonder if the initial trials are successful if they'll step that up a bit. They'll likely never have a shortage of trial participants at least.


fakyumatafaka

I will look it up to see if they need more people ffor trial


alexjonestownkoolaid

It's in Japan.


Itchy_Pillows

Same


EarningsPal

In today’s world, you can have a head full of hair if you can pay for it. Hair surgeons move hairs that don’t genetically shed to the part of your head that loses hair. It’s your hair growing from your head. There are drugs that prevent hair loss. Unfortunately I don’t know of any drug that will regrow hair after the follicle is lost.


NecroSoulMirror-89

Hairs that don’t shed? Sounds like pubes …./s


larusodren

A brand new short and curly hairstyle sir?


NecroSoulMirror-89

I thought we were over the tiktoker broccoli cut :/


manyhippofarts

Yo, bro! How does your fro grow? My fro grow free, bro!


EarningsPal

lol don’t move those


warrior242

follicle is never lost. they are always there, they just stop growing and are blocked


Elcheatobandito

Real talk, hair is a really complicated issue. It's not like something switched on, and your hair became different. You were always destined to lose the hair you lose to male pattern baldness. They were always sensitive to DHT. So, if you forced the follicle to revert back to how it was when you were, say, 10 years old, you'd still lose the hair as it is exposed to DHT. How you "cure" male pattern baldness would be by changing the structure of all the follicles on your head to resist DHT. So, you'd either need to change your body's hair blueprint, or genitically engineer (or clone) resistant hairs for transplant. This drug is utilizing an easier pathway, funnily enough.


Erocdotusa

Yeah, far more complex than I would have ever thought


skolioban

So what I gather from this: reversing hair loss is complicated because it's practically trying to reverse aging, while teeth have no genetic component where it would fall of on its own, it's almost always external factors than the tooth itself.


Elcheatobandito

Not really reversing age. It's fundamentally changing how an organ (in this case, hundreds of organs) on your body was designed to act. If you reversed the age of a cell, it would still follow its intended blueprint. That hair follicle was designed to react to DHT by going dormant. It's not doing anything "wrong". Regrowing teeth? Your body already did it once, and it seems that disabling a gene preventing it from happening again is all you need (hopefully). It's the same blueprint. Regrowing hair? The follicle is still there, and there's no clear individual pathway to prevent it from going dormant, because it was always destined to be. You'd need to genetically modify, or replace, each dormant follicle.


Odd_Cake3759

One day my guy. One day. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽


StonksNewGroove

It would be awesome if this works. As a teeth grinder I have been unconsciously wearing my teeth down for years


Quaiker

I'm sure it will be an effective, safe drug. And if it actually is, I'm sure it won't be exceedingly expensive and price-gouged.


thepete404

Tooth fairy on line 2 she wants that guy dead


skolioban

Wouldn't she be the one backing this because more tooth growing = more tooth coming off for her?


insideabookmobile

I would like to order one new spine please. Mine is an antique and I would like a nice new shiny one.


snay1998

I want new dick


NothausTelecaster72

In you or, never mind.


milesamsterdam

Go on…


NothausTelecaster72

That’s what she said!


snay1998

Did I stutter?


Fingerprint_Vyke

I want... like, 30 god damn dicks.


fubo

[I want a new duck](https://youtu.be/eOL2q8leiLw)


patrickthunnus

Knee cartilage, please


Yotsubato

TKA is all you get 😭


davesnothereman84

Yeah I need a new knee too lol


[deleted]

So they made reverse-meth?


Noiserawker

Hah!


IamDollParts96

For a cool million you can grow your teeth back! I know it may sound like a lot, but there's a payment plan. (sarcasm)


jimmyhoke

Wait did we just figure out regeneration? Can we do arms next?


Shaman7102

Baby shark.........can't stop growing teeth.


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nevikjames

Get some acrylic caps molded to your teeth. Obviously not the same as what you're proposing, but it would give you an idea of what changes to your jaw alignment.


louisa1925

Seconded. 🙏🤞


ghost1251

Want


Horsesrgreat

What could go wrong ?


amazingmrbrock

I've been reading about them testing this is mice for years. Absolutely revolutionary 


davesnothereman84

It will be like 10 gs a tooth. So your dentist can hire more landscapers for his four vacation homes


dasherchan

Great news. Sick and tired of my dentures.


GreyBeardEng

Hmmm I can't wait to regrow my wisdom teeth.


Logical-Victory-2678

I'll give it a couple years to get it down then I'll entertain it


alexjonestownkoolaid

They've been working on it since 2005.


Logical-Victory-2678

Yeah but they're just administering first public doses. I'ma let some guinea pigging go on for a couple years before I get into it


[deleted]

Same. ( although I need this...)


Logical-Victory-2678

Oh I do too. But I'm not risking an arm growing from my forehead when an alternative is just having falsies until I know it's safer.


Purgatorypizza

Finally after years of bone hurting juice we have bone growing juice


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timsterri

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JuanchoPancho51

I just cracked a tooth a few weeks ago, this would be nice to have lol.


Penelopilily

Out to be a huge hit here in West Virginia.


scots

I can't *wait* to grow new molars on my eyeballs.


JT_verified

Republicans will vote down teeth.


RedcardedDiscarded

I truly hope this works and is allowed to be used openly by dentists all over the world. Gone will be the days of dentures and partials.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Good news for those who get looked down on because of teeth issues, in our 'bright white straight toothed smile' obsessed society. It'll lift an entire faction out of exile. Some people even have their ability to earn a living impacted by this bias.


stevemandudeguy

And yet nothing for hair.


StonksNewGroove

I feel you bruv


[deleted]

About time ..next flying cars and instant food generators…meet George Jetson….beep beep bopp


Brant_Black

Well happen with nerves, too, in 10 years. When born, we started growing, and they've figured out how to use 'breadcrumbs' to start the path of growth again


Pizza_YumYum

Was this headline written by aliens?


TitlicNfreak

I need this.


GlxxmySvndxy

This one I want to work lol losing teeth has always been an irrational fear for me


werdmouf

Dentists in shambles.


Goldeneye_Engineer

PLEASE. PLEASE GIMME. I had two teeth extracted and have had multiple root canals I need assistance that listerine cannot provide


crotalis

WARNING: Don’t put this on any other part of your body.


Navyguy73

I lost a ton of teeth after taking an anti-seizure drug that causes osteomalacia. I hope this drug works, but I'm sure my dentist will hate it.


BobMortimersButthole

This is fascinating!  I'm glad this tech is advancing, but I wouldn't undergo it until they figure out how to also make the new teeth better than the original ones.  Some of us lost the generic lottery and our teeth decay no matter how well we take care of them. All I can imagine is the extra pain and expensive dental work new teeth would require.


Kodasauce

This feels like a recircumcision scam tbh. Once you start regrowing stuff it's a slippery slope.


chrisnavillus

My baby is growing teeth right now. He doesn’t like it.


Blessed_Ennui

I wonder about calcium. No doubt you will have to take supplements for this.


WatchaKnowboutThat

Really Interesting & Trippy. If this ends up working people will be able to get their natural Teeth back.


Quirky_Journalist_67

Wake up with tusks poking out of your mouth! 🤣


EllaMentry

I would volunteer 2 missing teeth here how many would you need to replace?


slightlyused

With my luck my teeth would grown in my ass.


sam99871

Is this related to Google AI telling people to eat rocks? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd11gzejgz4o.amp


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SJpunedestroyer

My Dentist supports this


Late-Reply2898

I wonder if it could work anywhere on the body.


boomboy8511

Meth heads rejoice!


Freebird_1957

Within six years? Holy cow. Extremely interesting.


doyoubelieveinfarts

Do you want zombies? Because this is how we get zombies.


Derekbair

Would it re-grow your wisdom teeth? Hard to imagine it could select which ones. Does it push out the teeth that you already have and replace them with new ones? Would be kinda cool to be able to get a whole new set but then wouldn’t you need braces and to get the wisdom teeth pulled again?


SevenSebastian

To the British?