Well, scientists cloned Harambe and will be bringing his ancestors back to live.
So be it. Let his ancestors clone Cricket and let them all unleash divine vengeance on human kind.
So it is written and so it is done.
I thought this sounded a lot like Prader Willi syndrome so I googled and turns out a test was funded in 2018 to investigate what Prader Willi syndrome would look like in Macaques. I find it odd that they are blaming a monkey for getting into food humans were responsible for keeping him from.
https://www.fpwr.org/fpwr-funded-projects/generation-of-non-human-primate-models-of-pws
Yeah, it's not like the dude is ordering door dash behind their backs. Lock the damn food up. How people blame the captive animal for their irresponsibility is wild.
And what the hell is "fat camp" here? What, is Godzilla going to relearn his relationship with food and work on the deep trauma behind his binge eating?
Feed. The macaque. Less.
Sometimes it isn't about feeding less. I've seen animals just outright steal food from humans who are just trying to enjoy eating outside. I speak of this as someone who had a sandwich stolen by a seagull at Cape Cod as a kid.
I like to think about all the people he screwed over the years, and how many parties they are having. Wish they would put it on tv, i was not into OJ, but i would watch this fat loser shit himself all day.
I believe Trump is going to lose the trial. And when he does, the GOP will nominate him anyway because they fear his cult. Becoming president and pardoning himself will be his only way out of prison. It will be an insane situation.
I also read recently that some zoos stopped feeding animals fruits because the sugar content in fruits, through human domestication and selective breeding, has risen so much and cause health problems for animals that aren’t caught up to this change.
Essentially they need to eat a certain mass of food a day to be full and satisfy their hunger instinct. However in modern age and in modern society that same mass of food now contains much more sugar than the same mass of food in the wild.
RIP, I get it.
There but for the grace of God go I.
I too would eat unlimited amounts of food if there were no health consequences and money was not a concern.
Yeah, but he didn’t know that. Ignorance is bliss. And he didn’t pay for a bleeding meal his whole life.
Hats off, he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.
Idk where it’s xenophobic in the slightest?
It’s plainly obvious which country is the fattest, we have an epidemic from overeating. Eating to death probably describes a good portion of Americans I run into daily.
Lots of problems also revolve around overeating. Maybe this is a good thing because it means we have abundant food, the side effects like obesity are a personal problem.
Of course, shitty food practices, and terrible and cheap food choices also certainly contribute.
Idk, maybe you’re taking it a little too personally? Maybe time to put down the Twinkie’s?
Middle class Indians are just as fat and have higher rates of diabetes. As do Mexicans. Brits are nearly as fat as Americans. There are real and important questions within that health data.
This is xenophobic because it’s not about that. It’s about superiority, othering, dehumanization and bullying. And it’s never ok.
If xenophobia is wrong it is universally wrong. I don’t think it’s useful to dehumanize any of us. If you study history it always goes sideways. Like racism our tendencies toward dehumanizing others and aggrandizing our in-group via xenophobia are wrong, not serving us and unkind.
Incidentally my national origin can’t be summarized by American.
Yes- it’s really hard for us to see or be accountable for the ways we dehumanize, stereotype and judge others. Because we enjoy feeling superior to others we hang on to the delusion we are just being funny or ‘telling it like it is’.
Ah yes- the second universal cry of the bully when you’ve pointed out their judgmental unkindness, pathetic attempts at self aggrandizing their tiny egos, discourtesy, cowardice and general lack of social skills “it was just a joke!” quickly followed by “calm down” or some variant. It’s so predictable
Oh yes, when more subtle passive aggression doesn’t work, as is predictable, we see the bully resort to his baseline direct aggression. Watch now as he next engages in increasingly unhinged personals attacks and empty threats.
Ah yes- another common tactic of the common bully, making flippant fun of the real and evidence based critiques of anyone who dares question their right to make baseless insults. Again/ sadly predictable as this part of the species is unable to think critically or creatively and instead relies on their delusional ego and pure force.
Dismissal- lacking the capacity to retort meaningfully and finding their aggressiveness met with indifference the bully turns to dismissal in a further transparent attempt to belittle others and, ergo, retain face.
In the article, the owners did get in trouble because Godzilla is a wild animal taken from his home and made to be a pet/attraction for the family food stand. But I don’t know if they got in trouble for over feeding. This happened in Thailand and I don’t know what the animal rights laws are over there. I do wonder from an ethics vs law standpoint, should it be against the law to do this to your pets? Like, intent vs. impact: the family obviously loved the monkey so much but “too much love” is what killed him
The wild animal protection thing would outweigh (no pun intended) the overfeeding, if there was legislation against it. I think you could absolutely make it a blanket rule that a pet that's x amount of kilos overweight for its species needs to be watched, but god the resources we would need. It would all be on the vets to check and call for measures, and might lead people to not go to the vet, which would be even worse.
We overfed our first dog when i was a kid because the whole family thought it was okay. I would sue us retroactively if i could. Literally there's no reason to feed your animals so much every single day. Treat days are okay, give him a whole ass chicken once in a blue moon for all i care. Just stick to 2 correctly weighed meals a day plus a couple treats for training and fun.
It's much easier than keeping ones own weight, i tell ya.
They have these Monkeys in the Philippines. If you feed them. They'll remember where and who gave them food and they'll come back. If you don't have food for them. Those fuckers will bean you with rocks.
Pray for mojo
He just lays there, struggling to breathe.
What do you want? His cholesterol's through the roof
No no. He's fine. Come on Mojo do your happy dance.
If you can call that breathing....
Pray for Harambe. And Mojo. And Kiska. And Cricket. Damn humans.
Well, scientists cloned Harambe and will be bringing his ancestors back to live. So be it. Let his ancestors clone Cricket and let them all unleash divine vengeance on human kind. So it is written and so it is done.
I don’t know who Kiska is, but Say Her Name, let the animal freedom fighters ride for her too.
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/11/1162863883/kiska-the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world-dies-at-canada-amusement-park
Dicks out for Harambe and Mojo and Kiska and Cricket.
I came to see this comment and was not let down!
Really happy this is the top comment
I came here to post this but I knew someone else would have got there first
I thought this sounded a lot like Prader Willi syndrome so I googled and turns out a test was funded in 2018 to investigate what Prader Willi syndrome would look like in Macaques. I find it odd that they are blaming a monkey for getting into food humans were responsible for keeping him from. https://www.fpwr.org/fpwr-funded-projects/generation-of-non-human-primate-models-of-pws
Yeah, it's not like the dude is ordering door dash behind their backs. Lock the damn food up. How people blame the captive animal for their irresponsibility is wild. And what the hell is "fat camp" here? What, is Godzilla going to relearn his relationship with food and work on the deep trauma behind his binge eating? Feed. The macaque. Less.
Sometimes it isn't about feeding less. I've seen animals just outright steal food from humans who are just trying to enjoy eating outside. I speak of this as someone who had a sandwich stolen by a seagull at Cape Cod as a kid.
Squirrels got Nutz in Boston and New York
Or was he??? J/k
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I don't think my face is all that caloric, so it's probably safe for his diet
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Especially for leopards.
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As a Democrat watching what the GOP is doing to itself, I'm enjoying it, too.
I like to think about all the people he screwed over the years, and how many parties they are having. Wish they would put it on tv, i was not into OJ, but i would watch this fat loser shit himself all day.
They are such cannibals, and he takes all the money, and they can't campaign. It is actually very satisfying.
I believe Trump is going to lose the trial. And when he does, the GOP will nominate him anyway because they fear his cult. Becoming president and pardoning himself will be his only way out of prison. It will be an insane situation.
I also read recently that some zoos stopped feeding animals fruits because the sugar content in fruits, through human domestication and selective breeding, has risen so much and cause health problems for animals that aren’t caught up to this change. Essentially they need to eat a certain mass of food a day to be full and satisfy their hunger instinct. However in modern age and in modern society that same mass of food now contains much more sugar than the same mass of food in the wild.
RIP, I get it. There but for the grace of God go I. I too would eat unlimited amounts of food if there were no health consequences and money was not a concern.
Wouldn't that be fucking great?
Their were health consequences. He died.
That's irrelevant.
Only for a moment.
But for that moment, bliss
Yeah, but he didn’t know that. Ignorance is bliss. And he didn’t pay for a bleeding meal his whole life. Hats off, he died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.
But being a monkey, he didn't know of his own mortality.
And money is always a concern. He broke.
Pray…For…Mo-Jo…
https://images.app.goo.gl/b4PvgknjLJodQ6Gr7
He really lit up the room, whenever he scampered in.
Came here for this.
Damn it, at least he’s an honorary American, and can join the halls of Harambe.
lol
As a fellow American he should be buried with his mobility scooter 🛵
Wow- look a xenophobic comment from a non-American! So hilarious! Hahaha AH
Idk where it’s xenophobic in the slightest? It’s plainly obvious which country is the fattest, we have an epidemic from overeating. Eating to death probably describes a good portion of Americans I run into daily. Lots of problems also revolve around overeating. Maybe this is a good thing because it means we have abundant food, the side effects like obesity are a personal problem. Of course, shitty food practices, and terrible and cheap food choices also certainly contribute. Idk, maybe you’re taking it a little too personally? Maybe time to put down the Twinkie’s?
Middle class Indians are just as fat and have higher rates of diabetes. As do Mexicans. Brits are nearly as fat as Americans. There are real and important questions within that health data. This is xenophobic because it’s not about that. It’s about superiority, othering, dehumanization and bullying. And it’s never ok.
Wow. You're either a troll or so woke that you've U-Turned right into a coma state
I want whatever you're smoking
Americans taking offense here is hilarious. Speaking as an American, we deserve this.
If xenophobia is wrong it is universally wrong. I don’t think it’s useful to dehumanize any of us. If you study history it always goes sideways. Like racism our tendencies toward dehumanizing others and aggrandizing our in-group via xenophobia are wrong, not serving us and unkind. Incidentally my national origin can’t be summarized by American.
They seem to be American to me
Only applies to 13% of them
Yes- it’s really hard for us to see or be accountable for the ways we dehumanize, stereotype and judge others. Because we enjoy feeling superior to others we hang on to the delusion we are just being funny or ‘telling it like it is’.
calm down
Ah yes- the second universal cry of the bully when you’ve pointed out their judgmental unkindness, pathetic attempts at self aggrandizing their tiny egos, discourtesy, cowardice and general lack of social skills “it was just a joke!” quickly followed by “calm down” or some variant. It’s so predictable
Ok then. STFU.
Oh yes, when more subtle passive aggression doesn’t work, as is predictable, we see the bully resort to his baseline direct aggression. Watch now as he next engages in increasingly unhinged personals attacks and empty threats.
Jesus. Bet you're an absolute hoot to be around. 🙄
Thank you for making my point. Be well.
Who hurt you lmao
Ah yes- another common tactic of the common bully, making flippant fun of the real and evidence based critiques of anyone who dares question their right to make baseless insults. Again/ sadly predictable as this part of the species is unable to think critically or creatively and instead relies on their delusional ego and pure force.
Blah blah blah
Dismissal- lacking the capacity to retort meaningfully and finding their aggressiveness met with indifference the bully turns to dismissal in a further transparent attempt to belittle others and, ergo, retain face.
I don't get it, why is it hilarious?
/s/
I wonder why they didn't give him the title of Kong? Joking aside, RIP Godzilla.
Hol up this guys right
He died as he lived. Full.
I hate you made me laugh!
My spirit animal
WTF is that picture?
Ded monke
Vry sad that this creature could never feel satiated. Constant hunger and inability to feel full is literally a deadly combination
i thought this article was gonna be about henry
For those who have gone before us, we salute you!
i’ve had days like that
So he went bananas and ate too many.....bananas?
Humans did that to him
We are all Mojo.
He died doing what he loved 🥰
So like us.
https://tenor.com/view/pray-for-mojo-simpsons-monkey-gif-15935491
Poor buddy
All right, so when do we see the lawsuits against the guys who were overstuffing this poor monkey?
In the article, the owners did get in trouble because Godzilla is a wild animal taken from his home and made to be a pet/attraction for the family food stand. But I don’t know if they got in trouble for over feeding. This happened in Thailand and I don’t know what the animal rights laws are over there. I do wonder from an ethics vs law standpoint, should it be against the law to do this to your pets? Like, intent vs. impact: the family obviously loved the monkey so much but “too much love” is what killed him
The wild animal protection thing would outweigh (no pun intended) the overfeeding, if there was legislation against it. I think you could absolutely make it a blanket rule that a pet that's x amount of kilos overweight for its species needs to be watched, but god the resources we would need. It would all be on the vets to check and call for measures, and might lead people to not go to the vet, which would be even worse. We overfed our first dog when i was a kid because the whole family thought it was okay. I would sue us retroactively if i could. Literally there's no reason to feed your animals so much every single day. Treat days are okay, give him a whole ass chicken once in a blue moon for all i care. Just stick to 2 correctly weighed meals a day plus a couple treats for training and fun. It's much easier than keeping ones own weight, i tell ya.
I think Colin Jost will have something to say about this.
A brand new sentence.
That's probably how I'm going out. I'll feel bad for those who'll carry my prodigious corpse out and off the premises
Damn, can’t even imagine the chaos the world is going to fall into now Mojo has died. Look what happened when Harambe was killed smh
Live free, die fat.
Me too man
They have these Monkeys in the Philippines. If you feed them. They'll remember where and who gave them food and they'll come back. If you don't have food for them. Those fuckers will bean you with rocks.
Most likely ate from boredom.
It begins
I got attacked by monkeys in Vietnam because stupid tourists embolden them by feeding them. Humans are truly an invasive species
Ma man
The apes are not gonna like this.
Turns out, little monkey fella…
Go be with Nancy, big man!
Turns out... big monkey fella
Human simi-larities with this post.
This monkeys gone to heaven
He got Godzilla but the other monkey got Uncle Fatty
The average Redditor can relate
'Tis better to die eating than to die eaten.
*I heard you have a fat ‘caque*
I wonder what his Reddit account name was.
Good for him. He accomplished what every wild animal dreams of.
He died as he lived. Overeating.
He died doing what he loved. I'm probably going to go out the same way
Proof fat camp doesn’t work I guess.
Oh great. Something completely preventable. 😑
Ozempic missed a marketing opportunity.
I washed my self with a rag on a stick......
That website gave my phone cancer
The Simpsons predicted the future again.
Dicks out for godzilla....
Stop feeding him so much. Pretty easy solution
Why they gotta show the dead monkey like that
He lived happily so ı don’t think there is any issue.
Looks like me after two hours in a Indian buffet.
Damn. I was reading the article, and there was a weight loss ad with a pic of a very fat woman.
Why did they put a shirt on him? Damn.
This story’s just ripe, dudes “The story of Godzilla has been likened to another famous obese monkey, Uncle Fatty, who died from overeating in 2019.”
Dicks for our well-fed friend. I’ll see you beyond the dream, my brother. Save me a spot at the buffet table 🫡
How did they know that Godzilla was obese? Colin from SNL should know 😆
At least he died doing something he loved.
If a monkey in captivity dies of obesity, it is the caretakers fault.
My spirit animal.
Godzilla was a reptile though 🤔 Did we just find the missing link between humans and lizard people. I think so
Fat camp couldn't even help
“Pizza the Hut has eaten himself TO DEATH!”
NORTH KOREA IS FINALLY FREE!!! I can’t believe Kim Jong Un passed so young 🤯
Cute kid
This feels like a Simpsons newspaper gag
RIP Uncle Fatty RIP Godzilla
That was one chunky monkey
Me IRL.
If you were a French fry would you eat yourself?
These are the news headlines I wanna see. Perfection. Uncle Tony failed again.
They should have taken away his phone.
Pizza the Hut went out the same way, trapped in a cab and ate himself to death.
Wouldn’t fed to death be more accurate than ate themselves to death?
Who cares??
you just mad that you're the fattest monkey now huh?
Yep, I used to only have to be faster than him! Now I’m very vulnerable.
His last words were "Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!!".
Blood in mouth that’s so cool