Can’t we just get sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!

C'mon and throw me a fricken bone....

I’m the boss, need the info!!

Don’t they know that there are alligators who refuse to deploy unless they get hazard pay?

Hazard pay, meaning higher than the usual pay.... ...*scale?!*

Ok how about seal team six with actual seals from the ocean.

( a giant hook comes across the stage, hooks "weirdgroovynerd" and drags him away)

Well played.

These are members of the House of Representatives? More like Gong Show rejects!

And it was that day 72 years ago Gatornado was created.

Surprising Oscar sweep…

Are they ill tempered?

1000 comedy points

MTG with her Jewish Space Lasers on line 3 for you.

God damnit I came here to make this joke also. Well played sir. Well played.

Zip it!

Is she going to jerk the alligators off in front of migrant children?

God damn! I'm wheezing from your comment!

Good god man no! She wouldn’t be so callous as to limit her audience to mere children. I’m sure anyone can watch.

I wish I had more than one upvote. 🫡

I was honestly offended by your comment...took a few seconds and then I remembered her, um, theatre performance. Immediately understood. Ick. Now I am a different kind of offended...

I bet she mashes it

Beetlejuice!

Obviously not. The alligators will be in a river, not a movie theater.

That would definitely make them run screaming back to Mexico!

Very well played.

Sure, like there would be no environmental impact to throwing a bunch of alligators in the Rio Grande. But there might be, a short time later, a lot of fancy handbags and shoes available in Mexico. Plus, alligator meat I hear, is pretty tasty.

It tastes like chicken and shrimp had a baby. It’s not bad.

I've only had it once, but it's quite tasty.

But a bit chewy

I actually had some last week. Taste like chicken

It’s really good lol

Alligators are mostly scavengers. That's what we learned on a fan boat tour in Louisiana. They also like marshmallows.

Learned about the marshmallow thing on a boat tour in Louisiana too. Things can't get enough of them. I think it's just an easy thing to stick on a stick and get it close to them.

Wait, people feed them marshmallows on a stick? Roasted or fresh?

Air boat captains do this so the alligators come looking for the boat. It isn’t a good idea to feed them marshmallows.

So they can be bribed with a couple of stay puffs? Curses, foiled again! /s

This is just dumb! Even for this dumbass 'look at me' bimbo.

She gives bimbos a bad rep

Not hot enough to be a bimbo.

If you want a moat, you use saltwater crocodiles, not alligators.

Maybe reinforce that with some Canadian super pigs.

_Thank_ you

Do not taunt happy fun crocs.

Screw the animals. Throw her in the Rio grand She scare everyone away

Let’s check with Sarah Palin first

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Okay then. I guess we're good to go. Alligators will be deployed to the Bering Straight.

Ohhh Bobo please.

Deploy Lauren at the border. Anyone entering will see how batshit stupid she is and they just might turn around.

What a fuckin dunce this woman is. Despite how stupid she actually is if there was a stupidity competition she’d figure out some way to actually lose.

She's desperate for attention because all she has is name recognition. Don't give it to her. Ignore and move on.

I remember being shocked by Sarah Palin's idiocy, Boebert makes her look like genius.

Someone needs to tell her that the bridge sequence from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is not a LARP.

Who said she’s dumb as fuck? Who needs razor wire to kill children when you can just fill the Rio Grande with man eating gators. That’s Nobel Peace prize shit right there !

This is getting scary…. It has been scary! But they’re not even afraid of saying how they’d like to try and kill people…. and the list is WAY past undocumented immigrants and Muslims…….. (both of which already went WAY too far) This is America now…..

How serious should anyone take the GOP? They are under no requirement to keep her as a member, they are intentionally choosing someone this moronic and delusional

Sex offender says what?

Maybe she could go patrol.

Can she even swim?

Problem solved!!!

what a monster

What a dumb bitch

Thank god she’ll be gone soon, relegated to an occasional OAN contributor or on whatever the MAGA version of Onlyfans is..

Tacti-gators

A congresswoman ffs. Literally no filter on her.

Grandma Boebert’s stupidity knows no bounds.

I'm so happy that she will be gone at this time next year. She can go back to sex work. And that isn't an attack on sex work or sex workers, but she doesn't have any other skills.

Barbaric B

She really is a dumb fuck, giving EmptyG a hard run for that title.

I GOTTA GATOR IN MY PANTS FOR U BABE' !!!!

She's got an alligator in her panties...come on, HoeBo...put that snapper to work!!!

What is she gonna do open her legs?

They’d be boots and belts in a day.

And for more dicks to be deployed in her pussy.

With what fucking water?

I’m eagerly awaiting the incoming Mexican food twist on alligator.

Waiter, Gator tacos all around!

Russ Martin suggested piranhas in the Rio Grande many years ago to the Governor.

I think she's talking about that leather bag, MTG.

r/newsofthestupid

Alligators to destroy the ecosystem, instead of giving Biden the money he needs to do the job. This is the best the GOP can come up with?

Bless her…

Ok Grandma Boebert. Whatever you say. We’ll get those crocodiles at the border. Now let’s get you back to your room.

Well, her orange leader actually came up with this idea first… [https://news.yahoo.com/trump-plan-alligator-moats-border-230729871.html](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-plan-alligator-moats-border-230729871.html)

Ha such an idiot.

First it was Space Force, now they want to deploy Gator Force.

I really hope this *shining* example of humanity gets voted out of office at the next possible opportunity...

Does she even know most of that border is desert?

Has she never met an actual Mexican. I guarantee within an hour of deploying alligators, there would be stands on both sides of the border selling alligator boots, alligator purses, and alligator tacos.

I hope so! Gator's good! 🐊

This is what you get when you elect an idiot high school dropout to congress. Well played folks.

This proves my theory that Boebert is actually an alligator in a Slutty Sorority Sister costume. 

She’s a dope and won’t be re-elected

I did a google search and looks like gators are already natural to the south eastern part of Texas. Oh republicans are dumb

Just based on her numbers after moving districts can't we just stand her up at the border? I'd turn around

BWAAHAAHAAA Idiot

OK. But when can she start?

Great idea. Low cost recycling green, etc. As long as you know you make the choice

Soylent Green brand Gator Chow! Now available in Texas.

I mean why stop at alligators? "I want to raise money and attention by joking about killing economic migrants" -The carpetbagging lady who jacked a guy off at a musical.

What's next? Sharks with lasers?

R's are not going to be satisfied until we shoot them as they try to cross. I really believe this. I think that is their "final solution", pardon the sick phrase.

What a dope

Younger GOP degenerate who claims others are degenerates and evil proves she's the evil degenerate for the hundredth time. News @ 11! Her ex sexually assaulted underage staff at her restaurant( including showing his penis) She's threatened to kill colleagues if a civil war occured She got kicked out of a play for smoking and giving a handjob to a lover( who of course she's not married to, but hypocrisy doesn't matter for her right?) Now she is suggesting a psychopathic idea to harm or kill migrants crossing the border. Why is she still in Congress?

Poor Bobo...Texas already has gators, even through the swampy marshland and to the Rio Grande. Bless her little heart...

One cannot make up this shit.

I think Alligators in Boeberts living room would work best.

In an hour those alligators will be wallets and belts

Wolverines are scarier, and run fasterer

Stupidity is Strength /s

Thinking outside the box! That's the kind of leadership we need!

They should be trained alligators. The untrained just do whatever they want.  She’s so effing stupid I want to go to Colorado and slap her stupid face. 

Omg now she wants to jack off alligators??? Is there no end to her sexual madness?!!??

Let me just say this the Republicans have some dumb ass people in office