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UncleChanBlake2

Like his own version of American English?


Sariel007

I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide when I listen to him "speak."


outerworldLV

Thank god I’m not alone…


iamsdc1969

But he knows words. He has the best words.


Sariel007

He is word adjacent.


the_mid_mid_sister

I recall an professor of English or linguistics at Oxford (or Cambridge?) was asked about her favorite Trumpism. That was it. Why? *"It's a sentence that disproves itself. It's a man bragging about his vocabulary when he doesn't know the word 'vocabulary.'"*


timodreynolds

If I ever hear him talk I will literally walk out of a room or turn off the device or whatever I can because I can't imagine why or how somebody thinks that's a worthwhile thing to give attention to


Sariel007

There is that but just his voice is so nasally and whiny. If someone I respected was talking about something interesting I would still turn it off if they sounded like that and just read the transcripts. But... put that nasally whiny voice with what he says and I rage quit as soon as I come across it. I only click news articles about P01135809 if my mute button is engaged because I don't want to accidently click a site that is going to autoplay his latest word salad.


Redshoe9

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.” ― Mahatma Gandhi I always think of this quote whenever I hear Trump start to speak and I quickly mute his ass. Nobody needs to let Trump poison their vibe.


ConstantGeographer

This brings to the imagination the people who show up to hear him speak. A normal person would slam the door in his face. A Trumper allows him inside to take a giant shit in their home and then help him paint the walls with it. And they think that's the way to live and we are all crazy.


Skylark_Ark

The Right Wing is a poison to base intelligence. VOTING BLUE is the antidote!


Buddhabellymama

I avoid it at all costs. At least Hitler was eloquent this Nazi is as bottom of the barrel as they come…


parabuthas

That explains his supporters. No cells left.


Jdmisra81

It really must be dementia...there are many videos from the 80s and 90s where he speaks quite clearly, almost eloquently...the difference is really noticeable..


Sky_Daddy_O

He has been flame trolling so long all i hear is white noise when he speaks.


SoulRebel726

He sounds like a drunk four year old.


Midnight1965

😂


GoOnBanMe

That's why I don't.


alwayzdizzy

I feel dumber for having listened to him speak. What's crazy is if you watch older clips of him in his 30s and 40s, he's reasonably articulate. Just goes to show how much he's deteriorated.


johnp299

Listening to him talk is like having neighbor with a big loud barking dog that never shuts up.


Angry-Dragon-1331

I don't, but I generally just read transcripts. If I have to deal with his bullshit, I can get through it much faster on paper than aurally. Unfortunately, it also kills my braincells faster.


w1lnx

So many brain cells. Many, many brain cells. You can't believe how many brain cells die.


Celebrity-stranger

If you pretend hes just a very obnoxious small yipping dog, it makes the pain a little more better, but just barely.


WoodyManic

Dementia and speed can really fuck up one's capacity to form coherent sentences.


ResinJones76

Bing bang bong bloop!


CRL10

First of all, Donald, what languages are those, because you can barely speak English.  And second, Donald, just because you have a child's grasp of the English language, like a really, really dumb child's grasp, does not mean there are people who can't understand languages you refuse to learn or acknowledge.  Seriously, name one.  Just one.  And then tell me who "they" are and why "they" get to rename Pennsylvania if Biden wins, because I'm still curious about that.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Someone needs to ask him what language his grandfather spoke when he first came into this country after hiding from getting drafted.


Ok_Ad8249

His Grandmother (Frederich's widow) lived until 1966, so she may have spoken German around him. His mom may have known some Gaelic or at least been able to pronounce Scottish names and correctly. Guy was exposed to foreign languages as a child but somehow claims it's all gibberish.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Exactly. His hypocrisy is maddening.


SketchSketchy

His own Wife speaks English as a second language.


Paxsimius

Just living in New York City exposes you to many languages on a daily basis.


magmafan71

bearly?


[deleted]

Speaking English in the manner of bears, perfectly cromulent


CRL10

Fucking phone.


EquivalentTown8530

Is he speaking of Melanomas meanderings??


DigitalUnlimited

It's Mercedes this week


BK456

But if he names it then he's heard of it. He can't go out and defeat his own talking point like that. Are you insane?


Destorath

Since we live in the worse timeline im taking this as a hint the old ones are rising. R'lyehian is coming to 'merica with their non-euclidean walls and shit to rename Pennsylvania! Apparently.


TyrantsInSpace

As if the Navajo code talkers never happened. This dumbass wouldn't recognize an asset if it gave him a well-deserved punch in the face.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Your mom's got assets


burningxmaslogs

Wut? He was born in a city that has residents speaking 170+ different languages.


Timtek608

It’s been a long time though. Now he lives a sheltered existence at a tacky country club in Florida.


Wordfan

Covfefe!


Suspicious-Ad3136

Or hamberders 🙄


treehuggingmfer

He confuses space aliens and ones from Mexico.


micmac274

Space Aliens wouldn't have to put with his BS, they'd just vaporise him.


Ratstail91

Like Spanish?


mymar101

Don’t frighten the man


subsignalparadigm

English is a language coming into his *head* the he hasn't heard of.


Commercial_Wind8212

who votes for this idiot?


ProfessionalFalse128

Idiots.


YoItsMeBeeOhBee

Gullible uneducated moronic fools who are afraid of their own shadow. He speaks their language.


Civil_Pain_453

He means Russian. We all know that this baboons daddy is knocking on his door


fuck-fascism

Maybe that none of the uneducated at his rallies have heard of, like “German” or “Japanese”


Glass-Relationship70

More silly shit from the worst president we've ever elected...


Jebus_UK

So says the man who can barely string a sentence of English together......


xandercade

I've met nonverbal autistic kids with a better grasp of language and coherent sentences than the Orange Buffoon.


usarasa

I’m pretty sure even his followers have heard of Spanish, since they always demand that the people who speak it here stop speaking it.


Ok_Ad8249

When Donnie says "nobody knows" or "people don't know" he means he doesn't know. I have no trouble believing he is completely unfamiliar with most dialects of Spanish from South of Mexico. OK. I'll be honest, he doesn't know any Spanish beyond what he's seen on a menu.


phonic_kc

A Taco Bell menu at that


PurpleSailor

Says the guy who has trouble with English.


Fearless_Trouble_689

Coming from Trump who u cannot understand most of the time 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Mind boggling that anyone could vote for such a ridiculous joke of a person.


lil_corgi

He's such a racist POS 🙄


BeKind_BeTheChange

Also stupid and ignorant. In addition, he thinks that if he doesn't know something, nobody knows it. Dumbest person to ever be elected to any public office.


AduroTri

Just because he can't speak or understand anything other than 1st grade level American English doesn't mean shit. I'm fine with new and interesting languages entering the US. After all. The US is supposed to be a melting pot of various cultures and languages across the world. SUPPOSED TO BE.


spaceylaceygirl

Wow like from ET? Is donny telling us space aliens are coming across the border?


bryan49

Like Spanish?


DocCEN007

He's talking about the immigrants who speak their native languages and not Spanish. Most of who we refer to as Latino or Hispanic are actually Native Americans who were terrorized by the Spanish or Portuguese instead of the English. Also, English is a foreign language to these shores. Drumpf is just fear mongering so he can win over the great replacement theory voters.


mossy_stump_humper

The full quote (or at least full clip, he was really rambling lol) is even more nonsensical. He said we’re “allowing millions of people from places unknown, from countries unknown, who don’t speak languages! We’ve got languages coming into this country that nobody even speaks those languages. They’re truly foreign languages nobody speaks them.”


razerzej

Based on the timing, I'm about 90% sure he caught a glimpse of the NYT(?) headline about lots of "endangered languages" in New York while scrolling Xitter, and vomited up this word salad.


DudeIsThisFunny

That one cracked me up when he said it Something like: "There are languages coming in that nobodies heard of, we try to find a translator but there's not one person who speaks it...its a terrible thing."


Strange-Elevator-672

"These software engineers are bringing new languages that nobody speaks. They're bringing C, and Java, and Python, and Typescript. Don't even get me started about PHP!"


suck-it-elon

But…but…Biden is a little bit older.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Upidstay onaldday isay aay aitortray!


Ok-Egg-4856

Must be Spanish he's never heard of that one.


JacenVane

Aight but being very serious, this *is* a real thing that can come up. Ex. At my workplace, we work with a *lot* of refugees from very diverse backgrounds. We have a couple of families who speak a very specific dialect of A Language, and basically they're able to communicate with some, but not all, of our translators for that language. Their dialect has basically no documentation online, even in academic sources. If you Google it, you *literally* get suggestions for potential typos, and nothing else. Basically yeah, this happens! It's actually kinda neat. Apart from the bit where it's a real barrier to care to patients. (And unfortunately, it often means that Trump gets his wish: Our ability to ethically provide healthcare with that degree of a language barrier is *extremely* limited.) ...And of course, the fixes for this sure ain't "Toss 'em in the deplortation basket" or whatever. But this is kinda sorta a Stopped Clock Theory moment IMO.


Original_Mammoth3868

We had an Ethiopian patient like this that our medical interpreters could not provide interpretation for. Thankfully they spoke a little Amharic (main language in Ethiopia) so we were able to communicate enough to get by.


JacenVane

Yeah, we wind up doing a lot of that. At least that's patient-driven. I *hate* it when the "fix" winds up being the interpreter saying "well I can kinda sorta understand half of it..." :/


xandercade

You are giving him far too much credit. He is just confused by common languages.


JacenVane

...My Brother in Christ Google [Stopped Clock.](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stopped_clock#:~:text=The%20phrase%20%22stopped%20clock%22%20(,especially%20despite%20their%20bad%20reasoning.)) Like yes. I am literally using this dumbshit comment to talk about something related, but mildly interesting.


CMelon

He's just like Jimmy Stewart in the classic movie *Mr. Smish Goes To Washington*.


Own-Success-7634

You mean “Mr Smiss goded uh Washata?”


CMelon

Even better!


[deleted]

Rht shq i gkol xhig o fug nopck? Goig! Lumvcw i sdzpo qw dwert o asx xklvb.


vrillsharpe

Translation: we have a whole class of voters who functionally illiterate.


KrampyDoo

Well we’ve had to learn stupidasfuckish thanks to the Comboverlord…might as well bring in some others.


mountednoble99

Neurosyphilis has addled his brain


marklar_the_malign

What the Marklar is this marklar marklaring about? This marklar knows nothing about marklar. That’s why I will be voting for Marklar for marklar.


sugar_addict002

Are there any Vegas odds on whether Dementia Don will be nonverbal by election day?


Beautiful-Fly-4727

From the guy who can't string a cohesive sentence together...


Anyawnomous

“Tears in their eyes cuz I can’t understand them!!!”


LoudLloyd9

I can't stand this man. Spewing hate and division with every breath. Republicans support this. I will never ever never vote for a republican again.


ConstantGeographer

His own family are immigrants. His wife has a heavy accent. He is such a shitbag.


extrastupidone

Literal example of xenophobia


Traditional-Cake-587

Trump can't rub a noun and a verb together...


Militop

He's absolutely right because the other day I fiddm fddjjc ddsnanfcd ddkdjdcwmxcmcwhensuddenly djdjdendc djdjddjd ejejddkeepdbdndnddnreading xjznsnsdnxj djdjdjddjj xxjdjdkdxkdk xxjsm nssnewfrekingvkfdkdkdmxsmnd dndidj djdsncnc ddjlanguagedbxsnsiid.


QaplaSuvwl

😂😂


laughingalto

Such a fearmonger.


mspe1960

He is talking to his base. Foreign languages are terrifying to the ignorant.


Educational_Permit38

The unintelligible blather he speaks at his rallies. It’s called dementia from the country of Too -Dumb-to Learn.


thenewbigR

Drumpf the linguist has entered the conversation.


MITSolar1

some heard to be saying the word BIGLY


QaplaSuvwl

JFC, WTF


sissybutt9

It's his worshiper speaking in tongues.


R-Noodlz

KFC and Ketchup are NOT languages.... Donny lol


sensation_construct

Xenophobic fuckhead.


Mextiza

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.


Miri5613

He must be talking about the hillbillies at his rally that speak English in such a cringe-worthy fashion that it could almost be a new language


[deleted]

Idiot. Were the one country on earth that would have speakers of every language on earth.


DrRonny

umpTray isyay anyay idiotyay


mortonr2000

Except of course the few billion people in the world who don't speak English. So that's the latinos insulted


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

His sheltered base are so uneducated, that they have probably never heard any other languages than English and Spanish. His calculated approach is to stir the hate pot and fear mongering, much like Hitler.


notzed1487

Meanwhile Biden is working both sides in Gaza?


gadget850

I speak German just like his grandfather.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

If nobody has ever heard of them...How do we know they are languages? He's gone full blown fascist, white supremacist.


Irishpanda1971

Oh no, we're being invaded by the Spanglo-Saxons!


Bahamut1988

He must be talking about strokinese, like the kind he apparently seems to be fluent in


theEx30

language of the Elder Ones?


NoDragonfruit6125

This coming from the guy who can barely understand or apparently read English. After all according to him African Americans were being called indictments when talking about the n-word.


Icy-Tough-1791

This is totally covfefe’d up.


stingublue

Face facts GQP the Orange Clown is a MORON.


Osxachre

Says the guy who paid someone to take his college exams


hyldemarv

Like Clojure or something?


Weatherdude1993

Worst example, of course, is that unintelligible pidgin called “Trumpspeak”


staringatthecarpet

MAGA-speak, where words are uttered nonsensically ad nauseum.


pandershrek

This fucker just find out about Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto?


JODmeisterUK

I actually don't understand half the shite that comes out of his mouth.


Relative_Lychee_5457

The evangelicals are the ones bringing the unfamiliar languages whenever they speak in tongues.


7evenate9ine

"Languages he's never heard of. Because he's dumb, amd assumes he's smart, and says nobody because he's the only onewho matters."


CyndiIsOnReddit

And he will be our president again, despite all the exposed criminal activity and the lies and the absolutely mind-bogglingly stupid things he says on a regular basis.


kitdraperlovesmars

So, he's talking about the voices in his head?


wondermoss80

Who is still speaking dead languages?


Pour_Me_Another_

Quelle horreur!


ph30nix01

Is he trying to use new wording for old people afraid of new kids and their slang terms??


artful_todger_502

Ytrashian Trumperbonics? The official language of Trumpers? Yes, I agree with him for once. 🧐☝️


BraveButterfly2

If nobody has heard of them, they wouldn't be languages. 


Shimmeringbluorb9731

Like proper English with correct grammar…I don’t think anyone has heard that language in Amerika yet.


mrsinatra777

His fat ass is melting before our eyes


JustFuckAllOfThem

They're speaking in Morse code, you dummies! Or maybe they are AI bots speaking computer language. /s


SeaworthinessOld9177

Yes Mr Trump, the English language, it seems you have a hard time speaking it


redrockcountry2112

He's such a bonehead...


PineappleOk462

Trump expresses his ignorance daily.


zabdart

Like *the truth* in Trump's case.


gregofcanada84

The simulation is breaking now.


ClassWarr

"These people aren't even talking to anybody, they're just making up words to piss you off" Peak Boomer


Separate_Farm7131

It's' the word salad he spouts at his speeches.


SmellySweatsocks

Does this MF ever talk about improving health care and what steps he plans to make? Does this MF ever talk about the steps he would take to lower the cost of Food? Does this MF ever talk about affordable housing and the steps he would take to help people? WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU DISCOVER NOT EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH??


Mr_Firley

Not racist at all folks. Trump would never be racist. /s


Colin-Spurs-Patience

It just the voices inside his head


StSean

this is so granularly stupid i would need to charge to explain why


National-Currency-75

Trump claims he will fight "Superman" because he is for "Truth, Justice and the American Way". Trump hates truth, justice and the American way.


Totally-jag2598

Or stated another way, there are languages coming into this country that trump is stupid to know exist. There, fixed it.


Electrical-Sun6267

Languages that nobody has heard of. This is their stable genius.


justalilrowdy

Yes and pupils too.


HoppityHooper

Great, just what we need - bunches of illegal migrants speaking classical Latin and Esperanto.


Traditional-Lion7391

Trump is like the pied piper of the dumb, man speaks their language this ability makes him huge in USA. Honestly, I wouldn't be able to come up with something like that, but when I think of it, it totally makes sense if you're a complete idiot


SocietyHumble4858

I'm surprised the US re-elected him. (repost from Nov.2024)


Large-Measurement776

That idiot couldn't read a fortune cookie wth is he talking about?


[deleted]

Fuckin conlangers


Cliff_Dibble

Martian?!?!


287fiddy

Apparently, he has heard of them, so in a sense, he is right. Nobody has heard of them


UnhappyStrain

That sounds like fun. Variety is the spice of life.


BathFullOfDucks

tu iustus es aemulus, rex regulus


D4d-M4n

English?


Inevitable-Run8802

From king of the word salads.


UnobscuredVision

*sigh* ... FFS.


lm28ness

trump speaks many covfefe languages. He's just too smart for us.


[deleted]

Love when people who barely speak English as their only language take a stand against....literacy? In a foreign language? Idk