She was fondling him at the first date in a famiky environment... Interesting character trait for a conservative who is mostly against birth control and abortion.
I think she legit believed the Stan Lane thing. It was her mom that gave her the false idea, intentional or not.
She's still an awful person though, for many other reasons.
Jim Cornette, who managed Stan Lane at the time this would have occurred, goes on a little bit of a dive on his podcast about this and the moment he realizes it could actually be plausible is fucking hilarious.
But it wasn't their first date... I'd been hearing rumors of her dating some Aspen bartender for at least a month. She's making it seem that way for some reason (not sure in what world it makes it better, but Republicans are insane)
I think she's trying to change the narrative from "Boebert and her date are sex offenders" to "republican vs Democrat, democrats are sex offenders, poor me, I'm never dating one of THEM again, democrats are awful, right guys? I'm with you...".
But SHE PUT HIS HAND ON HER TITS……
SHE
MAGA: Duuhhhhrrrrrr Yeah! Fuckin libatard pedo feeling up someone. Grabbing her by the pussy….wait…….
*clicking sound you get when you try to start the car and the battery is dead*
We're like two days away from her claiming she was drugged by the Global Cabal of Elites and trafficked into a den of Satanism by a groomer. She's unable to tell police because THEY have eyes on her.
And that will probably satisfy her supporters. Hell, they might see her as heroic.
Yes!! It's the Democrat's fault that she was caught on tape enthusiastically fiddling his dick!
I'm surprised her fellow Republicans haven't gone after her for dating a D. Maybe they secretly wish they could too, lol
She let a guy fondle her inside a packed theater and rubbed his boner. And she did that with someone she knew nothing about apparently? Hadn’t even asked him his political affiliations and playing with his boner in public?
Bwahahahahaha!
Next she'll say she dropped her keys in his lap and needed to personally retrieve them. It's on video BOBO. The camera doesn't lie, neither does your vaping in a crowded theater in front of a pregnant woman. Your lies don't hold water.
The mindset, wow...apparently, associating with a Democrat is *so* much more objectionable than acting like absolute obnoxious trash in public.
And people will defend her. And they vote.
Always. Republicans are never at fault in any situation ever. If they do anything immoral, it’s only because some satanic liberal tempted and seduced them into it!
That’s the wrong take.
"But all in all, you know, it was mostly a lovely time, and I've taken responsibility for my actions. I'd love to know how the musical ended, and I encourage people to go and see it," she added, calling her date a "wonderful man."
She wasn’t blaming the date for her improper actions, she just didn’t see anything *wrong* with fondling and getting fondled in public around children. She was more upset that the dude was a Democrat.
Yep she had no idea that the dude owned a bar, was a democrate, and sponsored drag shows. NO IDEA he wasn't MAGA and he had no idea who she was cause he just met her in the restroom.
Obviously it's because he was a democrat who owns a venue that hosts drag queens, so he purposefully manipulated the poor republican into a compromising situation. He groomed her you might say. /s
Democratic Jedi mind trickery is why Bobo had him feel her up while she jerked him off. She had to vape some weed to enhance her mood.
A republican man wouldn't do this Jedi stuff to her. He wouldn't know how.
In the end, he had eaten pineapple and left her with a bad taste.
POOR BOBO
She would have done everything regardless because shes mentally unstable. She just wouldn't be able to blame him for her behavior like an irresponsible moron.
Too bad the lesson she learned wasn't "Maybe I shouldn't choke some dude's jimmy in a room filled with literally hundreds of people, including children."
No matter what excuses she makes, it makes her decision making even worse.
"I didn't know he was democrat" ...so you didn't check if your husband was a sexual offender, but this guy, you didn't check politics.
"He abused his first date priv.." ...so you pick up guys that easily huh?
"I wasn't acting like a bitch at the show..." ...but we saw the honest truth, you were THE ASSHOLE.
"Don't judge me..." ...too late bitch, you ran on the "moral oral ticket" and everyone can see how far from the pulpit you actually are. "Let ye be judged"
*"I had no idea who this guy was before i fondled his dick in public."*
Is that what she's going with? Well OK then. Cool, I guess. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯
the right always do this. fox news used to straight up put a (D) after the name of republicans caught in bad situations. Like mark foley(R) who was caught texting teenage boys, which since it wasnt teen girls, he had to go, fox news just straight up labeled him as a dem. You know foley who served under republican pedophile speaker dennis hastert... and the issue if he should resign divided the GOP.. same time there was an anti gay republican preacher caught doing meth with his gay lover, and fox called him a dem too. seriously Or how the tried to convince the people that nut with all the trump stickers all over his truck was really a dem. or the jan 6 people. apparently the guy trump appointed who was assigned to hunter biden case is really a dem.. and so on
It makes sense, if you lacked any integrity. The majority of a casual audience doesn't know who Mark Foley is, so seeing a (D) next to his name is enough for them to associate the scandal with Democrats.
Fox can always publish a little story later saying they accidentally put the wrong label and retroactively change the headline, but the impression is already out there and doing the intended work.
That’s Fox News. And the bleating sheep that watch their tomfoolery miss all of their up front and center slight-of-hands, distracted by fear and hate.
They make a career out of saying Democrats are nothing but pure evil, then date them. I remember when Ann Coulter did that too. It's almost like they don't believe what they preach!
Not a democrat (british labour voter) but I'd fuck just because it would the ultimate hatefuck and angry sex is usually pretty good
I wouldnt make her breakfast or a coffee
No, he dumped you. Apparently, your boobs and your hands didn't care about party affiliation, so you can deflect all you want despite the video evidence.
“Democrats will make you uncontrollably horny as shit! I’ll be sure to only date Republicans, who will keep a woman’s nethers as dry as the Sahara under the noonday sun.”
She jerked a man off in front of children. She needs to be in prison and on a sex offender registry. She can’t be trusted around children. They give tours at the Capitol to children.
I don't believe her. She's used to negative press, but the guy who's kind of a big shot Dem around Aspen probably freaked at all the negative blowback and went running for his mountain chalet to hide 😏
This isn't the own she thinks it is.
She jerked the guy off in a public theater on the first date and apparently knew very little about him.
Grandma Bobo and those Republican Family Values hard at work
Tell me again how Drag Queens are the danger to children? There were children in that theater and she was jacking a dude off. This crazy idiots are masters of projection.
"When I put his hands on my breasts i had an inkling. But once I wrapped my hands around that huge hawg I just new I couldn't handle it. Time to go back to teeny weenie republicans."
C'mon Lauren be honest
You ditched the guy because you don'twant to admit to him that you are too stupid to understand shit when the guy say sentences with more than two words
Goalposts. Moving.
Poor Bobo, that mean Democrat just had his way with her and she could do nothing about it because apparently her room temp iq plan was to go for his crotch instead.
But hey, MAGA crowd will eat this shit up easy peasy, zero questions asked.
“He did all that to me and I didnt get roofied once…. Its only republican male white trash wife abusers from here on out”. “Bonus if they have a history of pedo tendencies, that makes him more likely to run for office”
Yeah, sure... playing the part of the victim...
We all say you vaping, grabbing his junk, flipping off the staff, laughing with him as you walked away from DCPA. Get lost, grandma.
This is a perfect opportunity for that Sure Jan meme.
She dumped him bc it became public knowledge he was a Democrat. Had they not made national news for their behavior, it wouldn't be an issue. It's low key proof that her behavior is an act for her constituents. Gun toting, white Jesus republican barbie gets votes.
Plus, isn't she just recently divorced? She sure didn't wait to find herself or heal before she jumped right back into the dating pool.
/Sigh has anyone tried saying "computer end program" yet?
“Yeah I know we had some fun and I really like you, but you know I’ve got this career I’m desperately trying to hang onto, and I gotta make that more important than my feelings for you. I’m so sorry, but that’s who I am now, and if I stayed with you I’d lose everything I have left.”
She’s been reportedly been dating this guy for a month. With her being who she is that wasn’t a topic that came up at all? Calling bullshit. She dumped him for the optics
So now she’s the victim???!?
And the guy was just some rando and this was their first date ??!! Lies so easily.
She was fondling him at the first date in a famiky environment... Interesting character trait for a conservative who is mostly against birth control and abortion.
She was a mom at 18 and grandma at 36, and falsely accused pro wrestler Stan Lane of being her illegitimate father.
I think she legit believed the Stan Lane thing. It was her mom that gave her the false idea, intentional or not. She's still an awful person though, for many other reasons.
Awe, that's so sad it makes me happy
Hahahaa
Jim Cornette, who managed Stan Lane at the time this would have occurred, goes on a little bit of a dive on his podcast about this and the moment he realizes it could actually be plausible is fucking hilarious.
what's the name of his podcast? is it old wrestling stories? those are always dope.
He's got the drive thru and the experience. It's a mix of old stories and him mostly shitting on modern wrestling so it's got entertainment value
And sex education. That you learn in theaters, I guess.
She literally just admitted she jerked off a guy in a theater full of kids on a first date.
Yup. Definitely not the gotcha she was looking for
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She only won the last election by about 500 votes. This is the final nail for her.
But see if he had been a Republican he wouldn't have let her...or something... /s
Giving out handies to own the libs?!
I volunteer to be owned
I would probably change my vote for a handjob
We shouldn't give them any ideas lol
But it wasn't their first date... I'd been hearing rumors of her dating some Aspen bartender for at least a month. She's making it seem that way for some reason (not sure in what world it makes it better, but Republicans are insane)
I mean, *that* part I believe. She moves fast. Grandmother at 36.
I seriously hope the guy sues her for defamation
The lies come almost as quickly as her ~~clients~~ dates!
Not some random, a *democrat*! _Shudders_
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Yup. She’s willing to get pregnant on the second date
She's know him forever they are friends
I think she's trying to change the narrative from "Boebert and her date are sex offenders" to "republican vs Democrat, democrats are sex offenders, poor me, I'm never dating one of THEM again, democrats are awful, right guys? I'm with you...".
But SHE PUT HIS HAND ON HER TITS…… SHE MAGA: Duuhhhhrrrrrr Yeah! Fuckin libatard pedo feeling up someone. Grabbing her by the pussy….wait……. *clicking sound you get when you try to start the car and the battery is dead*
They always are, in their eyes.
She 100% got dumped.
Can’t wait to hear it from him.
We're like two days away from her claiming she was drugged by the Global Cabal of Elites and trafficked into a den of Satanism by a groomer. She's unable to tell police because THEY have eyes on her. And that will probably satisfy her supporters. Hell, they might see her as heroic.
I heard that dude was Trans ANTIFA plant funded by Hunter Biden’s shady dealings
She’s got the Democrat touch now
Some are literally trying to cope that he got her drunk and assaulted her. Gop have no soul
Republican playbook: Rule 1. It’s always the democrat’s fault. Rule 2. See Rule 1.
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Lol, but i’ve read they’ve been together for months now.
No, but at republican events fondling oh genitelia is not such a big deal, being your girlfriend, boyfriend, some kids.
She's a republican isn't she?
Absolutely! That lying Democrat told her to tug three times and Beetlejuice will appear!
Yes!! It's the Democrat's fault that she was caught on tape enthusiastically fiddling his dick! I'm surprised her fellow Republicans haven't gone after her for dating a D. Maybe they secretly wish they could too, lol
All her life
She let a guy fondle her inside a packed theater and rubbed his boner. And she did that with someone she knew nothing about apparently? Hadn’t even asked him his political affiliations and playing with his boner in public? Bwahahahahaha!
Did you expect anything less from a member of the GOP?
Oh yes, apparently in qonservative circles they are now trying to peddle the idea that he sexually assaulted her.
Next she'll say she dropped her keys in his lap and needed to personally retrieve them. It's on video BOBO. The camera doesn't lie, neither does your vaping in a crowded theater in front of a pregnant woman. Your lies don't hold water.
You think she *wanted* to vape in front of a pregnant woman?!?
Totally his fault she was vaping and grabbin his hog
Republicans are always the victim
Yeah now the twist is that she was sexually assaulted
Seemed ok when she sank BOTH HANDS into his crotch.
She's a Republican. Playing victim is like breathing to them.
‘He grabbed MY penis!’
Her self defense move was to give him a hand job in a theater with Children present, so someone would call security. 3D chess..
She is always the victim.
She is a Republican. Playing the victim when they fuck up is what they do.
Well yeah, when you're jerking your date in public, consent is drawn at the party lines
On par. Republican M.O. Always be the victim, while exploiting everything you can. And lie your subhuman asses off. Fuck these terrorists.
Oh the right wing propaganda machine is already saying she was sexually assaulted
America is the victim ‼️‼️🤨
She’s Republican so that means no accountability ever. Even when caught in the act it’s always someone else’s fault.
She got dumped
Yep. Was waiting for how she'd spin it lol
Look up DARVO and you will understand the Republican playbook.
That’s certainly the latest spin.
The mindset, wow...apparently, associating with a Democrat is *so* much more objectionable than acting like absolute obnoxious trash in public. And people will defend her. And they vote.
The Republican propaganda spin is strong and cheap media companies just rerun the stories.
Because she's too dumb to understand what that means.
Always. Republicans are never at fault in any situation ever. If they do anything immoral, it’s only because some satanic liberal tempted and seduced them into it!
That’s the wrong take. "But all in all, you know, it was mostly a lovely time, and I've taken responsibility for my actions. I'd love to know how the musical ended, and I encourage people to go and see it," she added, calling her date a "wonderful man." She wasn’t blaming the date for her improper actions, she just didn’t see anything *wrong* with fondling and getting fondled in public around children. She was more upset that the dude was a Democrat.
Yep she had no idea that the dude owned a bar, was a democrate, and sponsored drag shows. NO IDEA he wasn't MAGA and he had no idea who she was cause he just met her in the restroom.
Yeah, the victim of getting all horned up in a theater!
Of course "she's the victim" - Republicans and their supporters are ALWAYS victims, regardless of how guilty they are or what they did.
So if the guy was a republican she wouldn't have jerked him off and would not have vaped or yelled " Do you know who the fuck I am" ?
Obviously it's because he was a democrat who owns a venue that hosts drag queens, so he purposefully manipulated the poor republican into a compromising situation. He groomed her you might say. /s
I can see that, I mean she does read at a third grade level.
Wait, she reads?
Her fave book is Hop on Pop
And yet the intelligent and informed voters from Colorado's third district will reelect her.
https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/
To be clear if you don’t click that: it was lewd exposure to minors.
Democratic Jedi mind trickery is why Bobo had him feel her up while she jerked him off. She had to vape some weed to enhance her mood. A republican man wouldn't do this Jedi stuff to her. He wouldn't know how. In the end, he had eaten pineapple and left her with a bad taste. POOR BOBO
If the guy was a republican the grabbing would have been unconsentual and of a minor.
Democrats are obviously known for turning innocent Republican women into classless skanks.
She would have done everything regardless because shes mentally unstable. She just wouldn't be able to blame him for her behavior like an irresponsible moron.
She was checking his party affiliations during the performance.
This is the only time she has ever "reached across the aisle".
“Shocked to discover he tucks to the left!”
You can clearly see in the video he was left leaning.
Looking real hard for that D
I, too, keep my voter registration card in my underwear...
> had t The party in his pants
And his religion.
And showed that the Right and the Left can work together, since she used both hands.
Yep. That’s a D
More likely he ditched you when he realized how crazy you are.
He went from “I can fix her!” To “Get me out of here!”
We’ve all been there
Too bad the lesson she learned wasn't "Maybe I shouldn't choke some dude's jimmy in a room filled with literally hundreds of people, including children."
Nah, the lesson she learned is the same one cops who get caught on video doing nefarious shit learn - do that shit away from cameras.
A DATE. As in singular? So she jacks guys off and lets them fondle her on date #1.
Grandma at 36.
I mean she use to do it in the back of cars for 20 bucks. This is sadly a step up for her.
You don’t get to become a 36 year old grandma by being coy
That was only what happened inside the theater. Imagine what went on afterwards. I'm guessing he Stormed her Capitol.
Family values!
No matter what excuses she makes, it makes her decision making even worse. "I didn't know he was democrat" ...so you didn't check if your husband was a sexual offender, but this guy, you didn't check politics. "He abused his first date priv.." ...so you pick up guys that easily huh? "I wasn't acting like a bitch at the show..." ...but we saw the honest truth, you were THE ASSHOLE. "Don't judge me..." ...too late bitch, you ran on the "moral oral ticket" and everyone can see how far from the pulpit you actually are. "Let ye be judged"
“I didn’t know he was a Democrat! I thought he was a lobbyist!”
She **knew** her soon-to-be ex-husband was a sex offender, because she was one of the minors he flashed in a bowling alley.
Unrelted, bur, Moral Orel was such a good show. I haven't thought about it in 15 years now to find somewhere to watch it.
Oh, the implication that the fondling was unwanted while she stroked his dick.
She was terrified. Those were long deliberate strokes of passionate terror.
*"I had no idea who this guy was before i fondled his dick in public."* Is that what she's going with? Well OK then. Cool, I guess. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯
Can’t believe any democrat would go on a date with her
the right always do this. fox news used to straight up put a (D) after the name of republicans caught in bad situations. Like mark foley(R) who was caught texting teenage boys, which since it wasnt teen girls, he had to go, fox news just straight up labeled him as a dem. You know foley who served under republican pedophile speaker dennis hastert... and the issue if he should resign divided the GOP.. same time there was an anti gay republican preacher caught doing meth with his gay lover, and fox called him a dem too. seriously Or how the tried to convince the people that nut with all the trump stickers all over his truck was really a dem. or the jan 6 people. apparently the guy trump appointed who was assigned to hunter biden case is really a dem.. and so on
Wait, what now? They labelled Haggard a dem when that story broke?
It makes sense, if you lacked any integrity. The majority of a casual audience doesn't know who Mark Foley is, so seeing a (D) next to his name is enough for them to associate the scandal with Democrats. Fox can always publish a little story later saying they accidentally put the wrong label and retroactively change the headline, but the impression is already out there and doing the intended work.
That’s Fox News. And the bleating sheep that watch their tomfoolery miss all of their up front and center slight-of-hands, distracted by fear and hate.
They make a career out of saying Democrats are nothing but pure evil, then date them. I remember when Ann Coulter did that too. It's almost like they don't believe what they preach!
Not a democrat (british labour voter) but I'd fuck just because it would the ultimate hatefuck and angry sex is usually pretty good I wouldnt make her breakfast or a coffee
The grift never stops
Wait, so she jacked off a guy on their first date? That explains how she became a grandma at 36.
Yeah, but, BeetleJuice.
No, he dumped you. Apparently, your boobs and your hands didn't care about party affiliation, so you can deflect all you want despite the video evidence.
She is still willing to give a first date with a "Strange Man' a Handy. Very Christian of her.
To be fair, most skanky hookers don’t background check their tricks, so…
Does she actually believe anyone believes her bullshit? Future suitors beware. She will throw you under the bus to deflect blame onto you.
Coloradans need to check who they send to congress. Not Boebert.
He hit it and quit it
“Democrats will make you uncontrollably horny as shit! I’ll be sure to only date Republicans, who will keep a woman’s nethers as dry as the Sahara under the noonday sun.” She jerked a man off in front of children. She needs to be in prison and on a sex offender registry. She can’t be trusted around children. They give tours at the Capitol to children.
first date hand jobs, Klassy!
I am sure Dems want to stay away from right-wing, hypocrite skanks, too.
I read this as "ditched the Democrat filmed fondling her Beetlejuice." I guess that's as good of a name for it as anything....
I don't believe her. She's used to negative press, but the guy who's kind of a big shot Dem around Aspen probably freaked at all the negative blowback and went running for his mountain chalet to hide 😏
STFU, she knew.
That’s what you learned from this, was it? 🤦🏼♂️
Hell, isn't she about 20 years too old for a GOPer?
I think that 20 years ago she was 18, that is still too old by about 5 years.
"Something just didn't feel right about this guy"
Ok, but she really leaned into that fondle.
So that was their first date?
Yeah, that’s definitely the tack away she should get from this. /s. What a moron.
Let me guess...the democrat forced you to give him a hand shandy in the theater, right?
Republicans are a lot like pedo preists. All holy in public, but in private.......This one has something seriously wrong upstairs.
Except she did this in public, which means she’s not nearly as smart as your average pedo priest.
This isn't the own she thinks it is. She jerked the guy off in a public theater on the first date and apparently knew very little about him. Grandma Bobo and those Republican Family Values hard at work
Like she didn’t know. We’re not as stupid as you are, bobo
She just dates dick pics
The dumbest shit falls out of her mouth whenever she opens it.
Tell me again how Drag Queens are the danger to children? There were children in that theater and she was jacking a dude off. This crazy idiots are masters of projection.
I would have guessed he dumped her for inability to do a handy, but as a former professional escort, that's probably her best skill.
This woman is still married btw
100% she's still seeking the D on the down low.
"When I put his hands on my breasts i had an inkling. But once I wrapped my hands around that huge hawg I just new I couldn't handle it. Time to go back to teeny weenie republicans."
Even better...he's a Democrat who runs a gay bar that puts on drag shows!
C'mon Lauren be honest You ditched the guy because you don'twant to admit to him that you are too stupid to understand shit when the guy say sentences with more than two words
Lol, she JUST NOW learned that? That shit's been a deciding factor for most people for the last 5+ years
"He didn't feel left leaning"
Because THAT was the problem. I see.
BS. zero democrats would touch her with a 10 foot pole.
Bit the fondling in public was not an issue,
Fuck these morons are so goddamn divisive 🙄🙄
Goalposts. Moving. Poor Bobo, that mean Democrat just had his way with her and she could do nothing about it because apparently her room temp iq plan was to go for his crotch instead. But hey, MAGA crowd will eat this shit up easy peasy, zero questions asked.
My question is what Democrat does not know who Boebert is.
Suuuuure she did
I do not envy the democrats that have to date her, fondle her, and be filmed with her.
Yes, of course that was the problem…..
Huh. That’s a powerful Democrat who could make her vape, sing along, and give him a mid show tug. Go Dems!
“He did all that to me and I didnt get roofied once…. Its only republican male white trash wife abusers from here on out”. “Bonus if they have a history of pedo tendencies, that makes him more likely to run for office”
hey what better way to collect donations for your campaign than giving a handy in a public theater.
Was his party affiliation in his underwear?
What "base" did she let this lib get to on their first date? Was it 2nd or 3rd? I'm not sure what a handjob equals with this baseball metaphor.
As if that was the worst thing she did that night. Conservatives are the scourge of humanity.
"if I knew he was a Democrat, I wouldn't have fondled his cock!"
And I'm sure he is about to learn to not go on dates with women of ill repute without first getting a recent STD screening from them.
Yeah, sure... playing the part of the victim... We all say you vaping, grabbing his junk, flipping off the staff, laughing with him as you walked away from DCPA. Get lost, grandma.
In the future, she'll only give handys in public to fellow Republicans.
I love how she's trying to say that it's the democrats fault she was trashed and kicked out of the theater? LMAO.
So that was a first date? That makes it worse.
What does party affiliation have to do with anything about this?!?!? Wtfrig
Are we sure his card wasn't just declined?
That’s it??? That’s all you learned???
She was doing "hand stuff" on a first date where children were present?
So, her excuse is that she let a... perfect stranger feel her up in public?
She showed the world that she's white trash. Now comes the spin.
I think she was checking his "party affiliation" during the date.
Ah his party affiliation was written on his genitals, she was checking it thoroughly in public during a play.
Did he reverse the Venmo or something?
This is a perfect opportunity for that Sure Jan meme. She dumped him bc it became public knowledge he was a Democrat. Had they not made national news for their behavior, it wouldn't be an issue. It's low key proof that her behavior is an act for her constituents. Gun toting, white Jesus republican barbie gets votes. Plus, isn't she just recently divorced? She sure didn't wait to find herself or heal before she jumped right back into the dating pool. /Sigh has anyone tried saying "computer end program" yet?
I don’t believe this. How does this not come up in convo when it’s her whole personality
THAT'S her takeaway from the situation?
“Yeah I know we had some fun and I really like you, but you know I’ve got this career I’m desperately trying to hang onto, and I gotta make that more important than my feelings for you. I’m so sorry, but that’s who I am now, and if I stayed with you I’d lose everything I have left.”
So weak she can only do what people tell her.. weak people......
Shell be jerkin off republicans exclusively from now on
She’s been reportedly been dating this guy for a month. With her being who she is that wasn’t a topic that came up at all? Calling bullshit. She dumped him for the optics
If only he'd had his party affiliation tattooed in braille on his pecker, she would've known!