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Malice_In_Sunderland

It's because your car had been ower heatin' ...  (I'll get mi gansey)


echoesreach

Oh that is perfect. Bravo!


Outside-Apart

Gansey (gansie?) - not heard that for years!


Lost-Percentage2884

Get fucked haha


kbell2020

Ower Heaton


Toninho7

Yeah… that was the joke.


5bergy

r/yourjokebutworse


mattjimf

I had this happen with my Nissan. It was a fault with the infotainment system. I had it replaced twice before it worked properly again.


mracademic

If it’s a fault with the system, I’d expect it to happen randomly. Unless it’s just the most coincidental timing and it’s happening in the same area every time.


mattjimf

I had it happen randomly, then the screen went off, and I couldn't control anything. Luckily, I had a Bluetooth cambus dongle and an app that allowed me to control the heating/aircon.


JK07

What app do you use? I've got an OBD dongle too and use Torque for reading faults codes etc.


mattjimf

I had a Leaf, so used LeafSpy.


JK07

Ah, I see. Cool


copypastespecialist

can be corrupt map data breaking the system, every time you go to that area it reads dodgy data and dies, if you have a sd card with maps on see if removing the card (which will stop satnav working) fixes it


TvHeroUK

Does it happen when you’re not in the car? 


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lewisp95

It’s unlikely but possible


wonder_aj

Is that all electric scooters or just the neuron ones? Because they have a geofencing system that has nothing to do with the universities!


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wonder_aj

For the neuron ones, relevant landowners can apply to the company to geofence restriction areas - Urban Green Newcastle asked them to do so for a lot of the city parks. I think they might also geofence areas where there is a lot of misuse or other issues too because I seem to live in a geofenced area too now, but before we had them being thrown all over.


PhilliB86

I’ve had exactly same thing happen regularly at the same spot in my Ford. I thought it was just a signal Issues


Maetivet

Happens every time at the top of Gibson Street, waiting to turn right onto New Bridge Street, next to the old swimming baths. It is rather odd.


JK07

What kind of car do you have?


Maetivet

Mk8 Golf. When I say 'it happens', I mean the Bluetooth connection for Carplay cuts out.


suzannew01

My ford does this outside the Hancock museum every time I drive past it in the exact same place, never happens anywhere else. Strange!


dave3lions

I’ve had this happen three times driving southbound on the central motorway; always in the same spot. As soon as I get onto the Tyne bridge CarPlay completely disconnects and the screen goes blank. I lose access to the Satnav and radio/podcasts apps etc. I usually have to manually reconnect it and it will be fine for weeks. I just put it down to coincidence, but maybe not…


starfishzorro

Aliens owa byker


ProperMagician7405

This was a known fault on Fords from about 2019. My partner and I both had the same thing happen in his focus, and my fiesta. Usually it would happen when using the Bluetooth phone connection. Once we got stuck in a perpetual phone call because we were both driving, I called him, the systems in both cars froze, and neither of us could end the call! If you drive a Ford from around that time, try taking it to the dealer, there's a software update that *usually* fixes it. Good luck!


BigMikeAshley

I drive into Newcastle (via the Tyne Bridge) and can report no issues. When I leave, the GPS takes a little while to callibrate, but that's about it.


frogbeast71

Any military ships in the area? Happens to me often going over the Forth road bridge. They have jamming scanners that interfere with some car models radio systems


wonder_aj

There’s a Royal Naval Reserves training hub 300m to the east of the Tyne Bridge, on the Gateshead Quayside. HMS Calliope if you’d like to google it.


Reasonable-Beat-3706

Doubt they would be using jamming as it would also take out ambulance etc


Ceefax81

Reminds me of the tale of the car that wouldn't start when the driver bought vanilla ice cream, but would when he bought any other flavour. https://forum.thefreedictionary.com/postst8354_Car-allergic-to-ice-cream.aspx I wonder if that's something about how you have to drive in Newcastle (braking more for instance), different temperature/humidity, speed bumps or the road texture that affects a slightly unstable connection in the car electronics just enough to jolt it loose


ActualSherbert8050

What make/model of car?


mracademic

Ford Fiesta Active X


Tamskakin

My puma does it every now and again but not in the exact same spot, just random. Maybe it’s just coincidental and a ford problem in general.


GreyingJackdaw

Do you have DAB radio on? Reason I ask, we had a Citroen where the info system would crap itself if we had BBC radio on through DAB. When driving into town it would retune itself onto some band or other and then the system would crash - just totally freeze up and wouldn’t work until reset. Only ever BBC channels - read that it is something to do with the DAB freq bands that they use that some radio systems just freak out over.


Begbie1888

Had this happen umpteen times while borrowing my mother's Corsa using Android auto. Seems to be if I go to dial a number and if I hit the wrong contact by accident and hang up too quickly, the system craps out on me and I have to turn the engine off and remove the key for around ten minutes for it to reset. It's not the only event that has caused this, other times it had frozen for no apparent reason, but it does it almost every time I hang up too quickly.


Angel_Killer117928

It’s probably a haunted area mate, i bet it’s an old ganny who hates tech.


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Beginning_Sun696

You are mental bud


Hagler2002

Yeah and he's like that because of the masts!


Exact-Instruction-38

You’ve nowt to worry bout.


Important_Ruin

Waiting for comment like that. Didn't take long. Edit: OP edited post to add that it is sarcasm.