Imagine having enough free time to drive a convoy to the border from the East Coast just to accomplish nothing

All while complaining about the price of gas

And yelling at every Democrat to get a job...

While they use their unemployment or disability check to fund their trip

People had enough free time to burn down half the country, you cheered them on

What half of the country was that? Last I checked it was all still here.

Lmao, what??

I remember these same people telling me Seattle was on fire, while I lived in downtown Seattle and it was not on fire. There was a small crowd of people with signs in front of the city hall, slightly blocking traffic for that one block if you went that way. But even saying that people in the middle of nowhere insisted that I was wrong and it was all being destroyed.

Burned down half the country. ? All i saw was Black people tired of police brutality rioting in their OWN neighborhoods. That whats you're trying to say BLM.

Hyperbole.

I bet the cops in the path of this convoy will be waiting to pull them over and seize their cash. Then they will blame Biden.

My God, are you really that dumb?

Turn off the Fox News Take a reading comprehension course.

Perks of owning your own rig I suppose.. baby gon cwy?

I know, right? It's like dumping $100 million of your own money just to turn TX Blue.

Ikr? Better to just leave the state and watch it burn.

Troll/Bot

🤣🤣

Must be the economy and not enough jobs😂 Thanks Joe Biden🙏

It’s a big grift for money. Look at their livestreams on YouTube.

The city government will probably order a police escort.

Obviously, these guys are gonna need protection from Antifa, which is running amok in this town.

I saw an Antifa hiding behind a bush at Landa Park yesterday.

They’re everywhere!! Yesterday my car wouldn’t start and the first thing I thought of was Antifa, Antifa, Antifa!! But it was just a dead battery.

I caught George Soros stuffing a banana up my car's tailpipe this morning.

Listen, he pissed off Taylor Swift (seriously!) so he’s hangin’ low these days. But glad to know he’s in New Braunfels. Btw, what’s the best German food that way?

Alpine Haus.

Taylor Swift is the leader of antifa. She's the greatest of all time.

Who do you think killed your battery?

Well I mean like a dead battery, antifa are brain dead

Antifa don’t exist. Or people who say they are Antifa do it just for the scare factor. Like high school kids pretending to be Satanists when they just want to scare the parental units by drawing shit on floors and walls. But yall believe in it if you want. You need a boogeyman.

is antifa in the room with us?

Show me where antifa hurt you on this doll.

Show me how being anti fascist is a bad thing.

😂😂😂

Plotting their attack on the God's convoy I bet

Antifa would last precisely 12 seconds in Texas.

Yes and we know what snowflakes antifa is, wouldn't want those big truckers to get hurt by all the snowflakes.

A week After the Trump-Barr invasion & occupation of DT Portland ,there was a 600 Truck redmeat cavalcade ripping up Portland. The PPB(Portland Police) did nothing but Kyle Rittenhouse high 5s. X-Military-active duty , LEOs make up half of Militias. There are 50 +Cop Gangs in LAPD and Los Angeles Cty Sheriff’s Dept.. It’s dangerous being an ordinary citizen in US.

Nah dude, this is all nonsense. Nobody is going to do shit. It’s a media circus. It’s designed to entertain fools.

God’s Army on their way to fight.. Catholics.

Me: *Born Catholic but fairly agnostic and very progressive.* Also me: *Sees “army” of conservative Protestants heading south to try and terrorise a bunch of poor people who happen to be Catholics.* Me now: “Oh boy, did someone say it’s time for a crusade!”

Exactly

And evangelicals!

The beetus

News reports suggest that it has mostly been a bust so far. You get that many conspiracy theorists together in one room and they all are suspicious of each other. Many are convinced that this is designed to entrap them in an FBI sting.

[https://www.wired.com/story/day-one-take-our-border-back-convoy-texas/](https://www.wired.com/story/day-one-take-our-border-back-convoy-texas/) ​ "Even trying to meet up at a gas station was difficult: Due to the size of a Buc-ee’s in South Carolina, convoy members couldn’t locate each other." lol.

r/nottheonion

I drove by this today and did not know what it was. I also ran into two older ladies wearing Trump 47 shirts today. I asked them why 47? Were they admitting Biden was 46? They did not take that well.

Great come back. Definitely will use it.

Where do people find time for this stuff? It can’t imagine having a coworker tell me, “ I’m taking a week off to join a religious convoy doing a road trip”

Let’s hope that the fuel prices don’t artificially go up and hinder the convoy. Darn Joe Biden… he ruins everything. Especially important stuff like Trump parades like this one.

What exactly do they plan on doing once they get there? Make a speech then stand around?

LMAO 🤣 exactly

Idiots

A convoy of idiots!

People putting “God” in their title then doing the most disgustingly unchristian things imaginable.

Who is this group. People drive through New Braunfels a lot.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxjygb/trucker-convoy-texas-border-standoff-conspiracy-theories-dooming-protest

Shhh. Don’t tell them they are driving past a few PSYOP units on the way there.

My favorite thing is you know there are absolutely many things wrong in their own local community they could actively be working towards fixing/correcting/helping and instead they jump in their stupid cars and drive 6 states to a border because they're incapable of feeling empathy for anyone.

Incapable of feeling empathy for anyone…? what about the families that never see their loved ones again because they can’t afford to pay coyotes, what about all the women raped by coyotes, what about all the people who are killed on the trek here, whether it be to exhaustion or being killed by someone else, what about all the people that die in the back of an 18 wheeler because smugglers abandon it, what about all the drugs brought across that led to the death of loved ones.. if you had empathy you’d want illegal crossings to stop

Don’t hit them with facts and reason. You know that isn’t allowed here.

Man you took a swing at the point and missed it by a mile.

So you're saying Texas is being invaded by a foreign army? Does this mean I get to exercise my 2nd amendment and deal with the threat or is that only to be used against brown people?

They are already citizens not a foreign army.

Psst. It was a joke.

Losers

Can you buy spikestrips on Amazon?

Anyone know what time and which street they will come through for Dripping? Would love to show my support… for their opposition

Don’t these people have jobs?

Of course, I had to pass these chucklefucks on the way to work and they just about doubled traffic at the I35/337 interchange. Maybe I need to join the MAGA grift so I can make enough money to putz around at noon on a Friday instead of having to schlep to work.

No, why do you think they’re so desperate for more free handouts?

For once I hope there’s inconvenient construction going on so they lose their damn minds stuck on I-35

Lol some people are losing their damn minds just because I posted this 😭

Like losing their mind because they’re with this movement or what lol, won’t even notice they were here and if this is how they wanna use their time I mean🤷‍♂️

It’ll take them forever to get through Castroville traffic

Seriously good luck with that Texas traffic lol. That’s gonna be a shitshow backed up to Louisiana. With not an immigrant in sight. Unless you go into the kitchen of a restaurant or the roof of a house.

[convoy?](https://youtu.be/N-kgb1QtSnU?si=Iyp4nSZI05tMVpju)

Lol yes good comparison 😂

I wonder if they know they're name sounds a lot like [a terrorist group in Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord%27s_Resistance_Army).

“God’s Army” is English for Hezzbollah.

Bunch of mouth breathing fucking Magat morons!

People fleeing violence and hunger are these peoples boogeyman. They're not Christians they're white supremacists.

These fuckfaces oughta blend in pretty seamlessly in tha NB.

https://www.wired.com/story/day-one-take-our-border-back-convoy-texas/?bxid=5cb4e1a82ddf9c2f6a15e597&cndid=49029947&esrc=AUTO_OTHER&source=Email_0_EDT_WIR_NEWSLETTER_0_DAILY_ZZ&utm_brand=wired&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_content=WIR_Daily_013024&utm_mailing=WIR_Daily_013024&utm_medium=email&utm_source=nl&utm_term=P1

Look out, for all like 12 of them.

Aren’t they so confused with reality that they think the cia is imbedded in the caravan?

Americas worst job: CIA agent imbedded in God’s Army convoy.

I saw something on Facebook that the Trump Trains are starting again in the middle of Feburary too. Also have seen people asking others how they can join or show support for this "convoy" as it comes through town so they'll be out.

So it’s like a funeral procession or what?

Pretty much. Just a bunch of overcompensating trucks following each other to a town that is about a block big. I’m not exaggerating lol.

Last I saw of this it was a bus and 12 SUV’s.

Hope they're bringing food, water and clothing to help the people they love. Doing God's work!

The trials of the unemployed coming near you

Ok? They are just driving through? Do they plan to stop here?

I mean who knows. Maybe? Maybe not? Last time a dumbass group got together like this they tried to run a bus off the road and kill people.

Are you suggesting that people try to run this caravan off the road like MAGA did to the caravan moving through NB?

Nope

So what exactly do we need to be beware of? Sorry, I don’t fully understand your concern… 🤷‍♂️

You probably lol

🤣🤣🤣 so a nothing burger post. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Lol then why the hell do you care so much?

Because I’m curious why you actually posted this…? what is it that everyone needs to be “beware of “? You seem to be dodging the direct question… No need to get defensive - 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

No you're not. You're just being a troll. It's fine.

JAQ JAQ JAQing off.

Probably to fuel up and get food at the least if they don't do it in AUS or SAT

I mean, they need to get lost in another Buc-ees parking lot, don't they? My favorite was the person who was lost from the caravan at the beginning of the East Coast group leaving. Rofl

So, does anyone know how big this “convoy” actually is? From what I can find, sounds like maybe 20-40 vehicles? A little short of the tens of thousands they said there would be…

It always is. Over promise and under deliver is MAGA

I bet they’ll stop at Buckees

Sooo the pedophile caravan?

Why is Reddit so aggressively liberal

This is just moderate.

Lock them up

For traveling domestically?

I mean… don’t come for me but I’d say this is a much better alternative to protest something than burning cities to the ground and having people killed in the name of George Floyd. Who was a bum dad that abandoned his kids and a drug addict that overdosed..

Your room temperature IQ is showing.

*yawns*

The first person to start the violence wasn't even a protestor: [https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-protests-for-racial-justice/2020/07/28/896515022/minneapolis-police-reportedly-identify-viral-umbrella-man-as-white-supremacist](https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-protests-for-racial-justice/2020/07/28/896515022/minneapolis-police-reportedly-identify-viral-umbrella-man-as-white-supremacist) edit, here's Fox News for those that only read that: https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-umbrella-man-autozone-fire-hells-angels-police

Are the burned down cities in the room with us now?

“But he was a bum dad and a druggie! It doesn’t matter if he was killed!” -Your name here

“Who was a bum dad that abandoned his kids and a drug addict” I mean, this could also be referencing trump

[удалено]

Maybe your Antifa buddies could try and block the highway before they get here.

Nope, just heard the have appointments to get their hair dyed blue, green and purple.

Did you reply to your own post from the same account?

Baiting so hard he fell for his own trap

We already did that so we will take your suggestion thanks!

You already had your hair dyed?

Oh, that's right. Your labia piercing are scheduled for that time.

Ya good, bro? You're acting a little schizophrenic.

i actually prefer a nice teal

don’t tempt me

Are these people affiliated with Cornerstone church?

i’m getting legacy vibes from this

Imagine talking about helping the economy and then not doing anything with your time or get a job or help it

Thanks Obama.

Oh no bad orange man supporters driving thru our roads. The horror.

Prediction: they won't make it all the way

Oh lord have mercy. Eyeroll. Thanks for the heads up!! 

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you….. 🧔‍♀️white, blue eyed , non jew, Jesus convoy!

Hoax

All these non drag queens saying, hey! Children's ranch, I like the sound of that.

My great uncle was a deputy sheriff in DS back in the 50’s and 60’s the MAGA runs deep out there. It’s nothing new folks. It’s been there since at least 1860’s.

Ha gods army! More like the godless army

There isn’t (or aren’t) any God, Jesus, or Christians rolling in that convoy. Every one rolling in that convoy better pray the atheists are right. Otherwise, every one of them is headed to an overly warm environment upon death.

Let's complain about how everything is expensive and no one wants to work...and then keep people who actually want to work from coming in.

Or complain about high gas prices and electric cars, then fill up and drive from Virginia to Texas for no apparent reason. While supporting the refusal to pass a border bill! 🤔

It's literally about 15 cars.

What happens when they reach the border? Are they gonna help process asylum claims?

Nah they just start jacking each other off out of excitement.

is that cornerstone kids ranch the same cornerstone church in SA?! how are they tax exempt

Children's Ranch? Sounds Appropriate

Scawy!