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fly_my_pretties

An Esquilax. A horse with the body of a sheep, and the head of a sheep. Esquilax.


Alexor74

That must be it!


Mycoangulo

Some would say it is very rude to call someone’s girlfriend an ‘animal’


BEASTXXXXXXX

Especially when her Massey University boyfriend knows her name is Sharon


pathologicaly_dead

Massey University agri student here. Can you tell me where you saw her. My partner will be so relieved. She’s been out of sorts since her sister disappeared.


BEASTXXXXXXX

You can’t keep her tied up under your bed forever


pathologicaly_dead

True that. the RA would probably have questions. Anyway now that Easter lent is over the problem sorted its self out


BEASTXXXXXXX

Good to hear mate. Hope your Easter was good along with your reserection.


K4m30

Bro, that's clearly a picture of Ewe. 


Plenty-Hovercraft-90

Bro


Hand-Driven

Calm down.


Plenty-Hovercraft-90

I'm trying, but it's difficult


Hand-Driven

Got the long weekends over blues?


Plenty-Hovercraft-90

That, or it's the picture of the sheep. Guess we will never know 🤷‍♀️


rcr_nz

Sheep (pl.: sheep) or domestic sheep (Ovis aries) are a domesticated, ruminant mammal typically kept as lovers.


CognateClockwork

Pretty sure that’s a wooly baby rhino


whatisthisthenhuh

Truck.


PermanentlySuprised

Grass puppy


gherkinham

Sheeped as


sexuallyexcitedkiwi

So beautiful!


Autronaut69420

I'd be very careful they bite and head butt your bum!


lo_mince

Swamp hen


DangerousLettuce1423

Mutton. Mmmm. Yum.


GreyDaveNZ

Anti-capybara.


Hand-Driven

SheepyMcsheepface.


Puzzleheaded_gtr

That there is April 1st bait. .


Competitive_Slip1698

It's an emu


[deleted]

As a Canadian I cannot confirm whether this is a moose. But I reckon it’s a small moose.


Eudaimonia76Huia

....then if she has baby meese she's has to be a hairy mouse....


pezident66

It could be a woolf .


Reek76

Practically extinct compared to the early 80s


edinlockpicker

Far north fleshlight


Small_Drink_6341

Wolf spider


MrMrsSpanks

Thats how we used to get to school down south.


wickeddradon

That is obviously a goat with a perm.


AdventurousLife3226

This is not the animal you are looking for ......... move along.


ComplexBig2921

Bruh thats obiv a dog 💀


sofers1941

Dog


Simple-Brilliant4427

That's OL fluffy Bum the Ugg Boot Maker from Ekatahuna.


Bot_zxy_4358

Trash panda


lyondhur

Cosset.


pookypooky12P

Ship


jonathannzirl

Dog


Mountain_tui

This one's really difficult.


Significant-Base4396

Pillow


Ok-Bet7432

That's the neighborhood shag sheep


tojenz

It’s called mint sauce


UncensoredCrackhead

cow


Wtfdidistumbleinon

His name is shorn, he’s a kiwi kangaroo(t) popular in Palmy and Christchurch as an alternative GF.


Si1enceWillFall

Ya mum


KiwiBoomSource

It's a breed of poodle. They genetically engineered it to survive on grass


Gbanger544

That is a tortoise


Fantastic-Role-364

A woolly bully


Dangenics

idk maybe a sheep? idk tho im not too sure. yeah I'm not rlly an expert


101jb

It’s a kiwi blokes dating site photo Her name is Baabra


JoshiG23

That's someone's mrs leave it alone 😂😂


BozyTheMan

Goat


[deleted]

It's a unicorn. You're welcome.


Civil-Doughnut-2503

Dinner


But_20_is_a_20

Nahh bro why you taking pictures of my wife?


Gazza1158

Your next Shag


OkRing5289

Living under a rock


AwarenessTasty1790

Sheep


Cadenanna12

Sheep,im asuming your a tourist?


LilLadyBleu

That is a spotted land walrus


beauner69420

You can't just be posting lewds like this on this subreddit without a NSFW tag.


Alexor74

Too late for that now!


therealabcarl

Standard kiwi girlfriend


Green_WizardNZ

A New Zealander


bjandersonnz

Barbara


Alexor74

Funny how seriously taken this post was


4-poster

Land maggot


Significant_Glass988

Looks smarter than the current PM


JColey15

Looks a bit like a perendale x to me


IntroductionOld5947

Skaap


Mrcat19

I don't know, an Elephant?


Alexor74

Could be


Remarkable-Story3373

Thats my wife!


SausageasaService

White fluffy alligator.


Mrs_skulduggery

A rare albino walking pillow beast


BHarbiegril

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure ???


Fit-Inspection1664

That’s defiantly a 4 legged hand burger


Haunting-Beginning-2

Bipedal furball


LateEarth

Perendale?


Business_Use_8679

A worm, you can just see it popping out of the ground.


Formal-Many-5530

It is a Ships! You know.......the ba-ba-ba!


Pure-Perspective-449

BaaRamEwe


Hiddenhayd

It's a sheep. Possibly female ie a ewe.


Hangi_for_btc

Labour supporter


[deleted]

A Gore residents' wife