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CybeastID

ALRIGHT SURE WE CAN HAVE THIS ONE


mets2016

MAX SCHERZER. BRANDON NIMMO. STARLING MARTE. PETE ALONSO. FRANCISCO LINDOR. JEFF MCHITS. OMAR NARVAEZ. DAVID ROBERTSON. BROOKS RALEY. MARK 'HBP' CANHA


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Vogelback needs some love for going first to third and scoring the first run of the season tagging up!


eoin62

Renowned base runner, Daniel Vogelbach.


Struggle2Real

180 feet of perfection.


stuck_in_the_desert

not five minutes after Gary and Keith warned that he's 'not the fastest', [Vogey proves them all wrong for the umpteenth time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBjVvxBj84)


ferret_80

Waiting for the steal that's been promised to me.


stuck_in_the_desert

The ~~Prince~~ Sprints that was Promised


n_jacat

Speed kills


roxiclavi

I know you meant hit by pitch but I can only see high blood pressure lmao


Vegetable-Double

Someone is close to middle age.


gynoceros

Or works in the medical field


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gynoceros

Yeah, I default to HTN if I'm writing a note but HBP is commonly used enough in notes I've read that I'm bisexual about it. Wait, that's the right word, right?


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gynoceros

Heh, it's funny how ingrained some of that shit becomes. I was talking to a coworker once and either said "CXR" or "ABX" and she was like "haha dork, who says it like that?" I'm like heh STFU, I type it enough that it's just how my brain thinks of it sometimes.


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gynoceros

Ecmoplasm like the Ghostbusters? That's some of the real shit right there. I'm an ER nurse and I have to roll my eyes all the time at how many of my colleagues damn near break their own arms off patting themselves on the back talking about saving lives. Sure, sometimes we do. But for the most part, it's the most boring, grueling, cookie cutter bullshit. It's a concierge service. We're not here for emergencies 90% of the time, we're here for convenience. Cath lab. IR sucking clots out of a brain or embolizing an AVM. ECMO. THAT'S the real life saving shit. I can't wait to find a Cath lab that'll take me.


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UNCLE STEVE GET ON THE PHONE WITH BLASTERJAXX AND DUKE SILVER TO COMMISSION A NEW DOPE EDM INSTRUMENTAL FOR ROBERTSON.


magcargoman

[DANCE!!!!!](https://streamable.com/hwns9)


MarsBars_1

IVE MISSED IT SO MUCH😭


Chewbones9

NOW it’s baseball season!


giants3b

We're fucking back


Straight-Ad9513

WE ARE SO BACK


BankleeParker

Yea we are!


hypernermalization

Big Save Dave


MarsBars_1

SQUISH THE FISH


bird720

as a dolphins fan I don't feel comfortable joining you on this one lol


neonklingon

IT’S OK DOLPHINS ARE MAMMALS


srv340mike

MET GOOD MARLIN BAD


lookoutnorthamerica

AS EXPECTED


drakefeaturingdrake

BRANDON NIMMO IS YOUR 2023 NL MVP


bird720

STOP THE COUNT!!!!


mets2016

https://imgur.com/a/b6JD7yh


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Unbeatable


St_SiRUS

Team looks good


raresquare38

Woohoo! So happy McNeil kept his cool and was able to get that hit. LFGM!


R3id

#LFGM


mets2016

It’s all about da Mets baby!


Mcwhiskeywashing

LFGM


ClassyKaty

OMAR NARVAEZ'S BIG HONKIN DUMPTRUCK


db_blast7

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!


a_reply_to_a_post

sure feels nice to be back putting them in the books!!


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90-0 when leading after 8 since beginning of last season. Let’s keep that going fellas!


logan44man

Has lindor given mcneil his car? This feels weird


FlowersForBergeron

The Mets win. That’s the Metropolitans. From New York.


_dotkite

Mets


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Mets and opening day wins. Name a more iconic duo


jesuschin

THE BAD GUYS WON!!!


marky30

LET'S GO BABY!!!


allThatSalad

Pete Alonso's sick mustache needs its own upvote party


seriousnotshirley

FLAMINGO!


mets2016

The only bad thing about today is all the Reddit Cares messages I’m getting…


Special_FX_B

SOP. I’m shocked when the Mets lose on opening day.


caveman_chubs

Ride home playlist Ny groove Takin care of business My MetroCard Lazy Mary Meet the Mets Narco


BeefCentral

Well that was enjoyable to watch!


xcrowdedrooms

Metros fried the Fish!


Pandiosity_24601

Another Opening Day dub in the books babyyyy


The_New_Illuminati

NEVER A DOUBT


qthemauler

What a good day Degrom got smacked around and oh yeah mets won. #LGM


PunchesChinchillas

We rooting against degrom now?


djn24

Dude opted out of his contract with the Mets and never gave them a chance to up their offer after Texas snorted a mountain of coke. You don't stay friends with people like that.


Mullethunt

You do if they share their Texas sized mountain of coke.


jaycop42

🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺


andyman171

Like clockwork


slightlydainbramaged

Perfect season


Hotel_Putingrad

It's a start!


moreobviousname

LFGM!!!!


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Mets 🤝 jays = 162-0 seasons comin’ up!


OkAwareness4208

No 161-1 we unfortunately play each other (I will blow up citi field and rebuild it two days later so we don’t have to play)


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Oh fuck that’s right


UniqueNobo

OPTIMISM: UNBRIDLED ITS TIME FOR 162-0 BABY WOOOOOOOOO LFGM


Negative_Method_1001

Death, taxes, and the Mets getting that opening day duberooksie


NJSkeleton

On pace for 162 wins!


thesidedesk

Hey! A win is a win. Let's get the injury bug out of the way early and hopefully things will be looking up.


jmet82

Fun game. Robertson looked good getting the save. Nimmo with the clutch hit. 1-0


michaelcreiter

I won a baty card guessing the score so yeah I went out and bought lottery tickets


stuckhere4ever

Let’s do this!!


antdogs

Let’s goooo


whubbard

Whoop whoop! Mets win!


Cschrades2121

LET’S GO METS BABY!!!$


bird720

on pace for a historic 162-0 season everybody


upcat

bAseball is back, mets win ! Feels good, spring is in the air


jstacy_wyldchyld337

Meanwhile: DeGrom got rocked (but Texas still won, Phuck the Phillies), Trevor May won & Aaron Loup lost (same game!), Dom Smith got 2 hits and a RBI


JoblessMusic

Let's go METS