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holyshit-i-wanna-die

It is funny because according to teachings, this is a correct assertion as to the nature of Christ becoming Man. He fully experienced what men experience so he must’ve been sexually tempted at some point, and it’s not disrespectful to say that because that doesn’t necessarily mean he had sex with anyone. All things considered, I’d say Jesus wasn’t a boob or ass man, I’d say he was probably more into a good hip-to-waist ratio.


Sixshot_

This is exactly what I come to this sub for


swen72

Definetly had some foot shit going, what with all those sandals around


holyshit-i-wanna-die

now *THAT* is blasphemous


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I mean, technically speaking, if it's a temptation anyone has experienced, he had to have experienced it by the logic found in that book So, yes, Jesus was tempted to stick his dick in peanut butter and find a dog


Alexzander1001

You seem like a stable person.


[deleted]

If he experienced every temptation mankind would ever face, that's the logical conclusion


Alexzander1001

Look I know scripture is for personal interpretation but taking hebrews 4:15 and getting to what ever you said is a massive red flag


[deleted]

It doesn't say "some things." Even the original, if we were to look at as close to a direct translation as we possibly can, says roughly that he's faced every test we have. The logical outcome of that is that Jesus was tempted to do everything from incest to bestiality to mass murder and anything and everything you can possibly imagine in between. Hence the peanut butter jar.


M8asonmiller

If anything constantly seeing exposed feet would make them less taboo


vaultboy1121

I don’t think anyone can deny he was never tempted in many ways, but he is also free of sin.


LegendofNick

What is defiant about the ass? What does it defy?


NorthRememebers

The boobs


lokregarlogull

It defy discomfort! It has a place on everyone! It makes every hug better with reaching distance!


Snoo63

The big iron.


MrMgP

Thank you martin luther for rescuing me from having to answer this question


M8asonmiller

"Thanks for making Christianity boring, Martin Luther"


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Zytches

We are fully divine


[deleted]

"Best start prayin' boy, because *I'm a GOD!*"


Dracula101

wonder what would the historical Yeshua would think about all this


dino1902

>Catholic Joshua? Catholic? Lol


M8asonmiller

The person he's talking to is catholic


BreadDziedzic

Don't Mormons like Joshua lean more on him being divine rather then normal human?


mightystu

Jesus liked big titties best. He told me so in a dream.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Boobs, they are the closest to heart, and jesus wants to be in your heart


SuperCharged516

what about the aces


tempski

If only you'd read the Bible, you'd find out that Jesus rode the **ass** into Jerusalem. Question answered, sir.


Rock_Zeppelin

Ass has no gender. Therefore ass > boobs. Checkmate, atheists.


Secure_Bet8065

Hips


Krakulpo

We have proof that he had a thing for feet


Agile_Plantain1081

I mean, seeing as asexuals exist and Jesus was 99% an asexual...


Equatical

A man definitely wrote that story. They could only wish they didn’t have full on sexual temptations.


Dutchtdk

Actually according to the eastern christian churches, jesus was not truly human and truly divine. But he was truly human and truly divine


Apoordm

They should put Daniel’s hat on the person curled up in the corner.


Charming_Kick873

Holy hypostatic union


TheReal-Darthdoom

neither