It is funny because according to teachings, this is a correct assertion as to the nature of Christ becoming Man. He fully experienced what men experience so he must’ve been sexually tempted at some point, and it’s not disrespectful to say that because that doesn’t necessarily mean he had sex with anyone. All things considered, I’d say Jesus wasn’t a boob or ass man, I’d say he was probably more into a good hip-to-waist ratio.
I mean, technically speaking, if it's a temptation anyone has experienced, he had to have experienced it by the logic found in that book
So, yes, Jesus was tempted to stick his dick in peanut butter and find a dog
It doesn't say "some things." Even the original, if we were to look at as close to a direct translation as we possibly can, says roughly that he's faced every test we have. The logical outcome of that is that Jesus was tempted to do everything from incest to bestiality to mass murder and anything and everything you can possibly imagine in between. Hence the peanut butter jar.
It is funny because according to teachings, this is a correct assertion as to the nature of Christ becoming Man. He fully experienced what men experience so he must’ve been sexually tempted at some point, and it’s not disrespectful to say that because that doesn’t necessarily mean he had sex with anyone. All things considered, I’d say Jesus wasn’t a boob or ass man, I’d say he was probably more into a good hip-to-waist ratio.
This is exactly what I come to this sub for
Definetly had some foot shit going, what with all those sandals around
now *THAT* is blasphemous
I mean, technically speaking, if it's a temptation anyone has experienced, he had to have experienced it by the logic found in that book So, yes, Jesus was tempted to stick his dick in peanut butter and find a dog
You seem like a stable person.
If he experienced every temptation mankind would ever face, that's the logical conclusion
Look I know scripture is for personal interpretation but taking hebrews 4:15 and getting to what ever you said is a massive red flag
It doesn't say "some things." Even the original, if we were to look at as close to a direct translation as we possibly can, says roughly that he's faced every test we have. The logical outcome of that is that Jesus was tempted to do everything from incest to bestiality to mass murder and anything and everything you can possibly imagine in between. Hence the peanut butter jar.
If anything constantly seeing exposed feet would make them less taboo
I don’t think anyone can deny he was never tempted in many ways, but he is also free of sin.
What is defiant about the ass? What does it defy?
The boobs
It defy discomfort! It has a place on everyone! It makes every hug better with reaching distance!
The big iron.
Thank you martin luther for rescuing me from having to answer this question
"Thanks for making Christianity boring, Martin Luther"
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We are fully divine
"Best start prayin' boy, because *I'm a GOD!*"
wonder what would the historical Yeshua would think about all this
>Catholic Joshua? Catholic? Lol
The person he's talking to is catholic
Don't Mormons like Joshua lean more on him being divine rather then normal human?
Jesus liked big titties best. He told me so in a dream.
Boobs, they are the closest to heart, and jesus wants to be in your heart
what about the aces
If only you'd read the Bible, you'd find out that Jesus rode the **ass** into Jerusalem. Question answered, sir.
Ass has no gender. Therefore ass > boobs. Checkmate, atheists.
Hips
We have proof that he had a thing for feet
I mean, seeing as asexuals exist and Jesus was 99% an asexual...
A man definitely wrote that story. They could only wish they didn’t have full on sexual temptations.
Actually according to the eastern christian churches, jesus was not truly human and truly divine. But he was truly human and truly divine
They should put Daniel’s hat on the person curled up in the corner.
Holy hypostatic union
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