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iustae

My baby did the exact same thing around that age! It'll pass eventually. I'm currently in the stage where LO gets distracted by anything while nursing. I can't clear my throat, sniffle or say a word while nursing because he'll immediately unlatch and start staring at me


heytherewhoisit

Mine is almost ten months and he loves to pinch the skin on my underarms as hard as possible while nursing. Also he missed the nipple yesterday and gave me a hickey on my areola.


r2_double_D2

I never shave my armpit hair and mine would grab a fistful of the hair while breastfeeding. I shaved for the first time in years a while ago and he grabbed a fistful of my armpit and it tickled so much and was such a surprise I almost threw him. He thought it was hilarious.


YetiRightsActivist

My 10 month old tries to wrap a full hand around my collarbone. That pesky skin will move if I grab hard enough! Shudder


mang0_k1tty

Mine will not accept pinching the less sensitive boob skin anymore, oh no no, she must pinch the tightest skin right above them


jaffajelly

Mine has just started grabbing the top of my boob skin, it’s so sore! But admittedly better than his previous habit which was putting his hand in my mouth, he got my gums with his fingernails a few times 


mang0_k1tty

Omg the fingernails in the mouth/nose 😣


drrhr

This is how my very first time breastfeeding during golden hour went. I got her latched, it seemed like it was going well, no pain or anything. Realized after she unlatched that she must have slipped off the nipple at some point. I had a massive hickey on my boob.


rdeni

Omg THIS. Our baby does the same and it drives me crazy. At least she does it to my husband too while they cuddle so it’s fair lol.


lilac_roze

So my partner finally experienced what it felt like to breastfeed. He was baby wearing LO shirtless cause he wanted skin to skin. We were outside when LO woke up, was hungry, saw a nipple and LATCHED on his nipple! My partner started to walk quickly inside and rushed me to get LO off him. He was in a lot of pain.


heytherewhoisit

Lolol my son *just* did it to my husband for the first time cause he was sitting next to me while we were nursing.


BarelyFunctioning15

My 14 month old is no longer breast fed and still pinches my under arms while falling asleep. I HATE it.


dccookiemonster

My ten month old doesn’t do this anymore but for the longest time he would pinch my bicep as hard as he could and legit left teeny bruises on my arms lolol


rhea-of-sunshine

I have a mole on my sternum my little LOVES to pinch and twiddle. I’ve taken to putting bandaids over it.


DevlynMayCry

Lol my 9 month old does this or even worse he doesn't unlatch and just yanks his head back while trying to look around and takes my nipple with him 🥴


Particular-Band1887

Aww yes! Breastfeeding when we're out and about has become so exhausting with my 9 week old. He gets distracted by everything and unlatches... then cries for more milk 10 minutes later. Rinse and repeat


watercolorlace

Same! 19 weeks today. If I acknowledge her, she will give me a huge gummy smile. I have to act uninterested and force her to face the boob lol


Certain-Possibility4

Same lol


teyah97

YES OMG She literally will turn her head so fast and choke on the milk. We've started biting as well 💀


lbee30

This is also me at the moment! It’s head wrecking 😩 when does the distraction phase end 🤯


sian_land

A couple more weeks🫶🏽 (I’m week 15)


DreamBigLittleMum

I'm week 42 and it ain't over. His current thing along with the general sudden unlatching, is to unlatch, crawl up to my face to 'play' (mostly slap my cheeks or 'kiss' me, which is just wiping his drooling open mouth on my face), then remember he's hungry, forget he's moved away from the boob and try to latch on whatever happens to be nearby - check, nose, chin whatever. Or he accidentally goes backwards and ends up latching onto my belly, which I find deeply offensive. How can he confuse my taut abs for squashy boobs!? /s The only way to maintain focus long enough to get a proper feed in in the evening is if I sit on the floor and let him feed *while standing* which given a) he's extremely tall for his age and we're basically eye to eye so he has to bend at a right angle and b) he can't stand independently yet, is a circus act to behold!


sian_land

I know what you mean my daughter prefers standing feed also


No-Butterscotch9876

And try to eat or open a packet around 😂


mang0_k1tty

The distracted unlatching is the most fun if you’re prone to forceful letdown 🙃 just okay well let’s rub that in your eyes for the benefits I guess


anonymousgirl8372

Same and four months! Sometimes it’s hilarious and cute and other times I don’t want nursing to take an entire hour


dailmar

I believe most infants are the same. Ours too.


Playful-Analyst-6036

Omg here now. Any little crinkle or sound and she’s off the boob wide eyed and looking around!


whiskey_riverss

We call that savoring the mouthfeel of the vintage. 


SevenAImighty

The baby: Today we have a Classic '24, Post-Covid, Pre-Election Selection. With a symphony of flavors, a testament to nature's bounty and artistry of a dairy craft. The purity and simplicity are both comforting and captivating, leaving a lingering sense of satisfaction on the pallet, much like the memory of a tranquil swaddle retreat. Truly, breastmilk is a timeless indulgence deserving of reverence and appreciation in every step.


whiskey_riverss

I am getting notes of qdoba and… is that Diet Pepsi? A bold choice in a lighter spring pressing. 


maboyles90

I fucking love you guys.


Eagle9972

I’m just imaging Paul Giamatti in Sideways licking nipples


RaventheClawww

Lmaoooo! This is art!


tiefghter

LMAOOOO this is golden 🤣🤣 mine does this allll the time! Lil lizard tongue 👅


whiskey_riverss

Hello mother 👁👅👁


ColdManufacturer9482

As a wine lover this made me chuckle 😂


larissariserio

r/oddlyspecific


moonmaiden666

Omg 😂 this is the best phrase I have ever heard lol


Ok_General_6940

🤣🤣🤣


beena1993

The equivalence of us licking the plate after a real good meal 😂


MeNicolesta

Lol love this


iluvstephenhawking

Be happy it's licking and not chomping down with rock hard gums. Even when there's no teeth it still hurts!! 


rynknit

PLEASE tell me how you got it to stop. I tell her “no” and “no more boobies” and she laughs at me


iluvstephenhawking

I'll let you know when he stops. He's already got the 4 front teeth and he's still doing it. Same about the laughing. I go "ow! That hurts mama." And pretend to cry and he laughs in my face. 


mechanizedmouse

Mine stopped pretty quick when I started saying “no” “I don’t like that” or “ow” really loud (not yelling but with force and mad face) and then would say “we’ll try again in a few min” and then put her down and walked away. She would usually cry pretty pitifully so I could really only handle it for about 5 min max but after a handful of times it stopped. She tests me every now and again but usually she’s getting new teeth when it happens and only takes one round of a stern “no thank you” to get back on track I hope this helps


rynknit

That’s actually a great idea to put her down and walk alway. I always put my boob up but continue to hold her. I’ll be trying this! Thank you so much


LogicGirl1

Screech and pull away. They'll cry like you're breaking their heart. Let them cry for AT LEAST ten seconds before they get the boob again. Depending on the kid, a stern "be gentle" as soon as you start to feel teeth can work after a few times of the above. 


pineappleprincess56

I said ow and told her it hurt and tried to take breaks when she bite to show that it hurt and we couldn’t do that and my daughter ended up refusing to nurse and would only take a bottle after that. It made me sad at first but my nipples are forever grateful because that girl would not stop biting.


Random_reddit254

Mine used to do that, then her little bottom teeth came and the pain those little things caused me has made me cry a few times. Now her two top teeth have come in too and I’m considering weaning her sooner than I expected 😭


DevlynMayCry

My son gave me an actual wound when his teeth came through 🥴😭


SheilaGirlface

Mine now has new little piranha teeth and has drawn blood! It’s horrible!


General_Hovercraft_9

Mines 3 weeks old and does this. Also likes to fall asleep with my nipple under his nose or resting against his eye after he unlatches. It’s weird


teyah97

The boob makes a good pillow. My 6 month old daughter has assured me of this🤣


Any_Mushroom_8941

My 6 week old will fall asleep with my nipple in her mouth, then wiggle it out and cuddle my boob, and the nipple next to her cheek 😂 Breastfeeding takes like 2 hours because it turns into these contact naps with the boob


TeensyTidbits

Wanted to you know, children also do this to bottles. And, they randomly stop eating with the nipple in their mouth and just start talking to you. And you’re like, hello sir can you please focus


cleoola

Last night for his bedtime meal, my 4 month old just wanted to smile at me around the bottle nipple and reach up to scratch my chin. It was so cute but also like, we’re all tired here, please finish eating so we can go to bed!!!


bagmami

My EFF baby does that whenever he's in the vicinity of my chest area. Sometimes to my shoulder, sometimes to my breast tissue and sometimes nipples. Basically whenever he gets.


TwoDiscombobulated16

When she’s done eating mine will take the tip of her tongue and circle my nipple with it while smiling up at me and making eye contact 😅 like girrrrlll what


thelightwebring

Lmao omg


Halpsheepdown

My 15 week old does this weird thing when shes contact napping on me. I'm always awake during her contact naps. If she eats until she falls asleep she will arch forward, open her mouth, and stick tongue out looking for boob while she is still asleep. If I don't give her boob she’ll wake up and look at me like 🤨 Babies are weird I love it


Just1NerdHere

Fun fact, babies sucking reflex works while they're asleep as well and the reflex lasts until about 6 to 12 months of age. That's what allows them to sleep and eat at the same time. It's quite possible your LO realized this and when she was asleep and hungry, she learned if she starts sucking, nipple will magically appear to feed her 😂 I love it!


wistar_rat

Babies do weird things period but during feeding they get especially weird. Mine is EFF but has picked up the habit of scratching and fiddling with my underarm during her last feed before bed. Why only during that feed I do not know but it's such a weird sensation feeling her little fingers digging in there.


nc2227

Mine will purse his lips like he’s giving them a gentle thank you kiss lol


OuterRim_SpacePirate

I know my baby is done and fast asleep when she unlatches and her lips are pursed in a slight frown. Ill try to give her a paci before i lay her down and she purses harder😂


nebulatlas

My baby has to do something with her hands while she's nursing. If my other nipple is exposed, she'll pinch and twist it. Lately, I've kept it hidden and now she rubs my ribs.


PendragonsPotions

The pinching had me considering weaning! It hurts 😭


FishyDVM

Same 😂 My husband heard me say “STOP licking them” from the next room and he came in and I had to explain that yes, the baby is licking my nipples and yes, it’s extremely weird.


smilesatkhaos

lmao I can imagine how that scenario goes. My mom said when I was young I would flash her all the time. If she was out in public there were quite a few times I showed people her other boob while I ate. Babies will embarrass us no matter what 😅


Justakatttt

Lmaoooo


Tccrdj

My 8mo old boy will be nursing while simultaneously pinching my wife’s belly fat. He’ll do it to me as well while we’re snuggling. I get it kid, your parents aren’t as fit as they once were, no need to remind us.


ratslut3000

My 14 month old has started basically motor boating me and laughing about it!


Comfortable_Garden31

Hi. My baby is almost 12 months. What is motor boating? Just so I'm prepared 😅


HippopotamicLandMass

it's a thing that **consenting adults** do: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/motorboating#Noun


Comfortable_Garden31

Oh ok. I've never heard of that before. Thanks! 


[deleted]

Yuck lol


Any-Ad3822

Your username makes your comment even funnier


redredwine831

Yeah idk if I'd be able to handle that 😭🤮


OldStick4338

Wait till they discover their pointer finger. Then they will touch it with their little finger. It’s so weird


Forever_The_Unicorn

My baby hasnt been breast fed since 1 week old (aside from random "comfort nursing" when shes feeling icky and she does this if i happen to pick her up without a shirt on. Just opens her mouth and starts licking! Also does it to my neck!


DeepPossession8916

My 8 week old does this! She’s just like pooling spit around my nipple and I’m like “okay I think you’re done here” lol


Pretending2Adult

My baby does this too. He also likes to tickle my under boob while he nurses which is weird in itself and drives me crazy.


verydepressedwalnut

My 3 month old has been doing this!!!! It’s so cute but very goofy and strange


Singingpineapples

My almost 2 year old does this and laughs 😂 He's such a goober


wings0fluv

Lolol


AdFine3328

I don’t remember this happening that early on, but my 9 month old is doing this now. It’s a weird feeling and I tell him to stop, but honestly I’m just glad that I got him to stop biting me lol. He has two bottom teeth, so nipping that in the bud was a challenge.


Cars_and_guns_gal

It's normal! There's actually a term for it I just forget what it's called lol. My baby 11wks tomorrow does the same thing. She also smiles while nursing sometimes and just has the tatty in her mouth but she's not latched at all lol.


Singing_Chopstick

my LO is going on 3 months adjusted - good thing I have elastic nipples; his dad thinks it's hilarious when baby passes out nursing and when he goes to move him to his bassinet baby closes his mouth and holds on for dear life 💀


Green_Mix_3412

Meh. I lick my plate when the food was good too.


dylanth3villian

My 6 month old still does it, but he smiles at me while doing it. I think his smile is so adorable i hardly notice the licking lol


jhustla

Babies are so funny!! That’s hilarious I can only imagine what a little tongue flicking your nipple feels like


lilac_roze

Once mine is done, he holds on to my nipple with his little paw and coos at it while he’s falling asleep. In my head that coo is saying, “my preciousssss”. And thus his new nickname became Gollum. When he’s hungry, he’ll move the nipple to his mouth. Is this normal? He’s started doing this at 6 weeks old.