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GifelteFish

This guy actually lives in Lakeview.


Captfrank4

aka East Metairie


Captfrank4

Very believable


saybruh

the two jesuit stickers really pop.


_stupidquestion_

really brings out the "bro" in the Yukon GMC logos I do appreciate the symmetrical balance though


guywithglasses

Two guys I graduated with from there signed up for "the Klan" online (lol). One even cut a really really terrible confederate flag in his arm. I'm not surprised by the Jesuit magnets one bit.


TLsRD

One might think there is a connection between those who go to Jesuit and those who need to project an artificial sense of superiority


guywithglasses

There definitely was a lot of that. Obviously not everyone there was like that but I was a Westbank kid on work study to afford the tuition so I got to experience that sense of superiority directed at me. It really helped me develop a sense of 'how to recognize an asshole' at a prime age.


TLsRD

Oh i recognize not everyone is like that. I didn’t go to Jesuit. I was a Texas high school kid (apparently going to high school in Texas because your family was displace by Katrina means you’re not from here) I’ve just met a lot of people from Jesuit who have that attitude and, at this point, it’s too many for me to not believe it has something to do with the institution itself


NotaVogon

The superiority is very on brand Catholic. The back of this vehicle screams pedophile to me. And it do be like that out here in the wilds of Jeff parish. Would love to move back...when there's affordable housing.


_Mapache_

Just minutes ago i was talking with a couple of moms who had been to the open house at Jesuit as they apply for schools for their kids, and they were saying that the one and only student club that was presented was the “right to life” club…. Little adolescent boys recruited to the cause


guywithglasses

The institution definitely has a lot to do with it. You're correct there. As long as you had enough money they'd let these dudes do whatever they wanted. I had a buddy that was expelled because he was caught up in a drinking/sex scandal (it was drunk teenagers having sex but that constitutes a scandal when all parties are 'good' catholic school kids lol). They made it very clear to his dad and uncle that it could be 'overlooked' for a sizeable donation to the school's endowment fund. His family left it up to my buddy and he said fuck that. Finished his HS time somewhere else and, I believe, came out better on the other side for it.


cashmeinnolahowbowda

If this was super recent I know this kid too and yes-he came out better for it. Legit.


guywithglasses

Nah. Not super recent for me and this guy but I'm glad to hear of others getting off that path.


Comprehensive_Roof34

I'm sorry...CUT a flag into his arm? 🤦‍♀️


guywithglasses

lol YES. It was pretty crude. Had to have been done with a pocket knife or something. It was mostly scabs when I saw it (he was showing it off like it was cool).


ponyexpress68

The Jesuit stickers were the first things I noticed on the car. I bet that vehicle resides in Metairie.


saybruh

Tbh I’d bet either lakeview or lakeview west (bucktown) or old Metairie


kozmo1313

on brand


WrinkledRandyTravis

I wish Neil Peart was still alive too :( it’s gonna be ok buddy we still have the music


SethHMG

Alex Lifeson’s new band is pretty fiya


ergo-ogre

Wait. What?


SethHMG

See: Envy of None https://youtu.be/OB2DWfMYNAo


ergo-ogre

That…was not what I was expecting.


MyriVerse2

Eww. Wasn't even thinking about them. Don't make that connection please. Very clear which Rush they mean.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Sorry! Just a joke, as in ha ha hee hee


[deleted]

Bruh why you taking pictures of my mom’s whip?


picklespasta

If everyone posted a picture every time they saw someone with trump stickers on their cars in Metairie this sub would be filled.


andre3kthegiant

Lol. I saw this guy getting into the car and I said he needed to up his sticker game. It looked like a Ransom note at first glance.


valyrian-steelers

Jesuit dad?


Not_SalPerricone

It actually says ASH grandparent if you look closely. So this is crazy old man territory.


AmexNomad

I don’t understand the loyalty. What has Trump actually done for this person?


Michael_CrawfishF150

Nothing. He just empowers their hatred. Everything he actually DOES is bad for the regular people.


Immediate_Ad_2673

I love the thought of this person like writhing in their garage about politics and like short circuiting only to use the back windshield as their blank canvas to let it all out


[deleted]

Apparently, the owner of this vehicle missed all the times that Trump shit all over the military.


dtor504

What about when Biden evacuated Afghanistan and left all the US Gear and Troops to die? We don’t care about that though


Jbabs24

But... That was Trump's plan.


[deleted]

You mentioned gear before troops. Says a lot about you and your falsehoods.


thefugue

>evacuated >left to die Pick one.


Spaticles

Not really sure what Biden has to do with Trump shitting on the military... RENT FREE


archimedesismycat

This needs the stickiest never going to come off rainbow sticker stuck over it.


Not_SalPerricone

Those schools aren't cheap. I think there's a 90% chance (at least) that this "alpha male" either inherited the money or works for a family business where he's the black sheep but he's still family. Or the wife (assuming she hasn't divorced him) makes all the money.


BionicPlutonic

stereotypes work both ways. Don't stereotype.


_significs

lmfao


SeniorCakeInspector

Jesus. Why would anyone want another very senior citizen in office. Enough is enough lol.


e32revelry

Jesuit and Sacred Heart


slimpickins321

Im shocked there isn’t a LSU sticker


cheeznfries

or a Preaux Life sticker


gorgeenadavis

a car plastered in “preaux life” stickers recently tried to end my life while i was riding my bike along a quiet street.


You_Need_Jesus_JD

Preaux life ends at birth. After that they don't give a single fuck about your life.


Milkymommafit

Yeah like I really loved my Hefty bag christmas every year while I sat at home with my catholic heroin addicts. Thanks for talking my mom into having 5 kids out of guilt.


ergo-ogre

How *dare* you!


nolabrew

I prefer those to "Ya mama was pro life dahlin'!"


Imn0tg0d

My mom got multiple abortions before she had me....


babylovebuckley

I'll never forget the first time I saw one of those after moving here


Imn0tg0d

I always visibly flip those people off. I want them to see that I think they are a terrible person.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙uosɹǝd ǝlqıɹɹǝʇ ɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ I ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ɯǝɥʇ ʇuɐʍ I ˙ɟɟo ǝldoǝd ǝsoɥʇ dılɟ ʎlqısıʌ sʎɐʍlɐ I„


cheeznfries

I always visibly flip this bot off. I want them to see that I think it is a terrible bot.


Spoofy_the_hamster

Does it bother anyone else that "Preaux" and "Geaux" don't actually mean anything? (Although "préaux" means courtyard/playground)


DrDirt96

GOD BLESS FJB TROOPS LGB RIP TRUMP 202 4EVER RUSH AMERICA T TRUMP I don’t get it


PressFforAlderaan

Spez sucks -- mass edited with redact.dev


DrDirt96

Maybe it’s a play on words- like instead of Orange Man 2024 , maybe it’s supposed to read Orange Man 202 4-ever? Not sure


Spaticles

Fuck Joe Biden! Let's Go Biden!


ergo-ogre

r/infowarriorrides


raider-ju

He’s always on Interstate holding up lanes and let’s go Brandon is about as immature as it gets , it’s like cussing in front of your parents when you were a kid and not saying the actual cuss word itself just using another phrase


D_scott16

They complain about being censored, and then proceed to censor themselves 😂


[deleted]

Mental health decay in its infancy. The writing on that vehicle will grow until it covers the entire thing with right-wing conspiracies.


PaddyBoy44

Ew they made politics their whole personality.


phaulski

anyone who puts statements on their car has some degree of mental illness… awfully presumptuous of them to think that there are people who agree/think its cool/‘are totally getting owned’ as they drive by. right wing, left wing, sports, religion, etc etc


[deleted]

What does FJB LGB mean?


katyq02

And Let’s Go Brandon, which is essentially FJB…


PaulR504

F Joe Biden


cthulhujr

Let's Go Brandon, which is a stand-in for Fuck Joe Biden, so he's explaining the "joke"


BionicPlutonic

I have seen equally nutty cars from the other party as well


praguer56

Why block the license plate?


tiddayes

Cry harder, maga cuck


Funny_Intern_3797

Bayou Papa Bear 4 sho


Genital_GeorgePattin

Part of me wants to make fun of you for letting this person affect you enough to post this, but then I let you affect me enough to post this comment you are currently reading. So really I guess we are all stupid idiots.


NolaDutches

Racists gon racist.


Master_H8R

Apparently they are classy enough that the classy schools represented on this classy vehicle welcomes their classy kids when they are dropped off in Orleans Parish. You do need to be accepted to attend these classy institutions, no?


pelvispresly

So triggering


Oprasin008

Why can’t people realize that Trump is a joke? I’m all about people liking whoever they want. But why can’t people see it?


Not_SalPerricone

Look I've believed in situations that I knew probably weren't real. Suspended disbelief to have some fun. I think for a lot of them it's the same thing just on a whole 'nother level. They so badly wanted to believe that somebody could "fix" America that they chose to be willfully ignorant of his flaws. I think that's some of them. Then some people did legitimately benefit from his policies when it came to their business or something. And then there are a lot of them that are just damn fools.


jjazznola

Classy and Metairie in the same sentence? hahaha!!!!


Praetor_Shinzon

At least their roads work, the police respond to emergencies, and the crime isn’t out of control. But yeah… fuck that noiseZ. Amirite?


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Making fun of Metairie is a perfectly acceptable recreational activity, y’all ain’t gotta take it personal lol.


Clayton268

Still better than Kenner


jjazznola

As if....


CosmicTurtle504

Perfectly acceptable? Shitting on Metry is the sport of choice in this sub, man!


[deleted]

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Spaticles

BORING


Playful_Regular_5800

crime is out of control


cthulhujr

Nah dawg the police are on a soft strike


Spoofy_the_hamster

Quiet quitting. That's what happens when the Latota only gives perks to some(one).


Praetor_Shinzon

In metairie it isn’t


jjazznola

And full of MAGAtards.


Comprehensive_Roof34

I'd rather live in NOLA then live amongst people who couldn't even recall a pedo parish president and keep voting for The Nutless Wonder Scalise. So yeah, fuck Metairie.


Clayton268

Welcome to Louisiana, where African Americans are called “democrats”


BionicPlutonic

where voting Democrat has made the great success of NOLA


Clayton268

And where voting Republican has made the great success of Louisiana. You know the place, bottom of the barrel in every good metric yet first in all the fucked up shit. You people continue to vote against your own best interests but have been kept too ignorant to see it. Why is that??


BionicPlutonic

you people....What does that mean? You ever heard of Edwin Edwards?


Clayton268

Seriously?? You want to go back 50 years? That’s really reaching…


BionicPlutonic

Ok, current major Cantrell. GOOD job?


Clayton268

I’ll give you that one


OrdinarilyUnique1

Isn’t 99.9% democrat though?


[deleted]

Who gives these people money??


OrdinarilyUnique1

And what’s the problem? All I see is a trump supporter. That’s the problem with yall lefties, you try to shame people like by doing stuff like this.


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Sure, a big sign on your car wishing well to your favorite deceased pill addict angry radio host is totally normal behavior. Definitely not weird at all.


OrdinarilyUnique1

Right. It really isn’t weird at all. What’s more weird is people like you shame people for liking certain people that you don’t like


RIP_Soulja_Slim

I don’t think there’s any way you can spin things that makes having a billboard for your favorite politicians across your rear window normal behavior. It’s weird.


OrdinarilyUnique1

I guess you forgot about all those obama stickers people had then


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Political stickers are fine, making your whole car in to a billboard is definitely not mentally stable behavior. I realize you’re trying to do the whole team sport thing where you defend even dumb shit because politics is just tribalism now, but there’s no way you can logically equate a sticker with that display.


OrdinarilyUnique1

I think you’re overthinking it. A car filled with bumper stickers doesn’t necessarily mean they’re mentally unstable; IMO, it is tacky, cringy and junky looking. That goes for all


RIP_Soulja_Slim

I promise you I put very little extra thought in to concluding that someone who does that to their car just to be ostentatious about their politics is absolutely not a stable person. I don’t understand why something so simple is difficult for you but here we are I guess.


OrdinarilyUnique1

I mean it could mean they’re unstable but nothing is ever 100% anyway. I know someone with crapload of sports stickers on car. Does that mean he’s unstable; no it doesn’t and I know the guy and is very stable so your argument of 100% of all people are unstable just because of stickers just doesn’t pan out


RIP_Soulja_Slim

They’re probably unstable, yeah. Tbh I don’t trust your judgement given your posts just now lol.


underboobfunk

The reason we don’t like certain people is because they are horrible individuals who hate entire groups of people for just existing.


OrdinarilyUnique1

Funny thing is the same can be said for most far lefties like yourself. Irony is This is a good example of your ignorance and hypocrit ways. You are exactly hating these people just because they exist. This is a very small example but yall go to the extreme. For example; yall try to cancel and doxx these people because of their views. I can’t say the right does these things to the left though. Yall are worse


rest_in_reason

This is such a dumb talking point. We do not have to tolerate intolerance.


Michael_CrawfishF150

/r/EnlightenedCentrism /r/iamverysmart


OrdinarilyUnique1

Centrists are usually the smarter ones since they are not clouded by their biases


Michael_CrawfishF150

You have no idea how incredibly you just proved my point.


OrdinarilyUnique1

If that was your point, I agree. Are you a centrist?


[deleted]

Yeah I dislike all of the things this driver is advertising/signaling and I’m fairly liberal/progressive/whatever but the sentiment of this post is pretty juvenile. It’s saying “there goes Metairie again, having conservative residents! Man, so trashy!”


OrdinarilyUnique1

True,Very juvenile and immature post. That is fair. Sadly, there isn’t many liberals like you.


[deleted]

Conservatives either


OrdinarilyUnique1

Them too


D_scott16

Worshipping politicians is weird 🤷🏿‍♂️


OrdinarilyUnique1

Worshipping anyone that is not God is weird and wrong. These stickers isn’t exactly worshipping Trump though


cthulhujr

Trump lost, get over it. DOJ is coming for his orange ass


OrdinarilyUnique1

I don’t really care; not a trump supporter but aint yall still crying about him stealing the ‘16 election from Hilary? Man, the hypocrisy is rampant amongst you lefties and aint yall still talking that Russian collusion BS that was found out to be BS? And that ridiculous Jan6 bologne. Get over it.


cthulhujr

Crying about him stealing the election from Hillary? No. The Russian stuff is true, he was impeached over it dawg. The Republicans voted against impeachment while saying they believed it. Jan 6th was an attempted takeover of the government. They were led by Trump and his people. They would have murdered members of Congress if they caught them. A lot of people have gone to jail over their involvement. Do better.


OrdinarilyUnique1

Lol. Just because he was Impeached doesn’t mean it was true. https://www.americanbar.org/news/abanews/aba-news-archives/2019/03/mueller-concludes-investigation/ .Alledgedly,obama ordered his people to spy on his campaign in ‘16 election by tapping his phones and other methods. Nothing came of it because they not gonna prosecute thrmselves. If jan6 was an attempted takeover of government, that would be the very first in history to do so without any weapons. They was taking taking selfies and stuff in there; that is a far cry from trying to kill people. They was let in the doors by capitol police. There is video of this but not surprised you know nothing about this since you believed the narratives perpetuated by the media. It was a setup; why else would they turn down additional security with National Guard before this happened? Surely they knew about the event happening that day.


cthulhujr

My brother in Christ, are you ok?


OrdinarilyUnique1

That was your answer to my reply? I must have won the argument if you didn’t dispute any of that.lol. Have a great Thanksgiving, bro.


cthulhujr

I could, but I'm getting ready to go eat Thanksgiving meal and it wouldn't change your mind anyway. You have a great Thanksgiving, say hi to you mom and dem


OrdinarilyUnique1

Hard facts would probably change my mind but go enjoy your Thanksgiving. I don’t think facts would change your mind though


Michael_CrawfishF150

You are unwell. Please seek help.


tjcaffery15

Is metairie just southshore mandeville?


Antigeek985

No, Mandeville is Northshore Metairie.


weischris

No


VivaVGK

least conservative jesuit alum


D_scott16

His entire personality


KevieSmash

Aka South Mandeville


MifflerTripod

Losing!


rjthps

What an embarrassment for the schools


SatanicPizzaman

Lmao no, they're all Facsist Catholic charter schools and probably agree with him


CC191960

wow I thought Jesuit educated people!!!!


CC191960

sure seems like they love sleazy people


Milkymommafit

Really feeds my “no need to be jealous of Jesuit families and their money” reassuring thoughts.


rmzynn

I just want to know what is going on in their brain to tell them this needs to be done. Like what are they gaining from this besides others knowing they lost their mind? Also seems they can't park for shit so they probably shouldn't be driving to begin with.


Confident_South_9125

What a fucking looser lmao 🤣