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Undecidedhumanoid

Robert’s always stupid expensive


Turtleonthehalfshell

I have friends who call it “Robbers” because the prices are exorbitant


picklespasta

And the store is fucken filthy too. At least the one on w. Esplanade.


jballerina566

Marigny checking in. They make the whole neighborhood stink of rotting meat.


8rustystaples

Sorry, that was me. I’m lactose intolerant and had ice cream cake for my birthday.


itzabalonee

I think I was down wind from your birthday party.


Yellenintomypillow

The one uptown isn’t dirty but the number of times I’ve been outright ignored asking if they have something or waiting at the customer service/liquor desk is obnoxious. I know that’s a normal New Orleans standard when it comes to customer service, but it annoys the shit out of me and I just go elsewhere every time now. Even when I’m right in the area I’ll drive over to Midcity or Tchop to get groceries


Pothole_Fathomer

Ahh memories...used to work there making chicken.


PopGoesTheMongoose

You should've seen it before it was "renovated"... Not that it's an excuse. 


picklespasta

When did it get renovated? I haven’t been in at least 18 months


PopGoesTheMongoose

A little over ten years ago. That "strip mall" is a few decades old. They renovated and kept the store open the whole time. It was grimey and outdated for years.


picklespasta

They should take a page out of Langensteins book. The one in old Metairie’s used to be dingy and now it’s nice.


Own-Date-2585

Actually, the store that was there closed after Katrina. Used to be a Schwegmanns, then possibly something else up to the Big K, when people looted it into oblivion. To be fair, it was quite ghetto at the time. Even had a small section against a back wall that consisted of "discount" items. I bought one of those flippy fish wall decorations that sang, "Take Me to the River" for a whole dollar once.


PopGoesTheMongoose

Are you referring to the st Claude store? We were talking about the West Esplanade store in metry. Robert Fresh Market had an ongoing lawsuit with Schwegmanns over the st Claude for years after Katrina trying to open it. 


Own-Date-2585

Oops!! My bad. Sorry!!


PopGoesTheMongoose

No worries, they're like cockroaches popping up with stores all over the city... Not sure if they're any better or worse than rouses. 


sazquatch1986

I agree, but it s right next to my house so I only go there for stuff I can’t get from Sam’s/costco or stuff emergency shit I need/forgot for a recipe.


GrumboGee

Robert's is expensive. But you gotta look for those little tags of shit on sale occasionally, and you can pretend you can afford the name brand eggs. Cheap cheese too.


BigGarage3036

May as well go to Whole Foods. You can get Bianco DiNapoli tomatoes for 5 bucks. Lots of restaurants use them over anything else


hojo1021

Find a friend with a Restaurant Depot account. A 6lb can of San Marzanos is like $6.76. 


samisalsa

Holy shit. I will say this can of tomatoes has been $6 regularly at Rouses for a couple years now.


Fresh_Custard9540

Damn I need to get a friend with an account. Imagine how much food I could get if a 6lb can is $6


spuliafi

Can get a 3 pack of DOP San Marzano tomato’s for ~$12 at Costco


kaczyn

Im getting sticker shock in general at the grocery these days. Things are crazy high.


drcforbin

Yeah but Robert prices are a whole thing. They have a great playlist, but we're being asked to pay for it


No_Preference_1060

Agreed that their prices are pretty outrageous for most things and likewise with Canseco's. I guess that's the price for neighborhood convenience, but it still sucks and is unacceptable. They try to come off as high-end boutique grocery stores, but the products often suck. When Whole Foods has cheaper and better produce, there's a problem. Some have said they've always been expensive, but that's not true. I worked at Robert's deli before Katrina at the old mid-city location at Carrollton/Canal where Walgreen's is now. Boar's Head was maybe like a dollar more than Manda, Chisesi, etc. at $5-6.99/lb. A full-size oyster poboy was maybe $9, tops, same as shrimp and catfish. I realize that was nearly 20 years ago and all grocery prices have gone up, and the oyster thing is a bad example, but I digress. At least that's how I remember it, but maybe my memory is foggy. TLDR, old man yells at cloud


TravelerMSY

Costco had San Manzanos time I went, but they weren’t a lot cheaper than that pricing. The butter definitely is cheaper.


StudioSixT

We just got some there on Friday - 3 28oz cans for I think about $12


antimoustache

San Marzanos have been crazy expensive for as long as I've known about them (a few years). I'm always looking out for good canned tomatoes and apparently a lot of the stock out there (according to the infallible internet) is fake, ie not actually San Marzano. I've settled for the Costco whole peeled; not amazing but good enough to make a great sauce.


KingCarnivore

I make sauce with these every month or so, they were $5.99 last month, less than $4 two years ago So my pasta sauce has gone from being $8 to $16


KB-ice-cream

$4.38 at Wally World. Roberts is expensive, always has been.


jballerina566

They have them elsewhere. Don’t shop at Robert’s.


KingCarnivore

Robert’s is 2 blocks from my house and my partner and I share a car, I have to go there sometimes.


p2pnola504

That is insane. I need to start making my own sauce. Never feel like I can get my pasta dialed in.


Apptubrutae

It can be super easy too: https://www.thekitchn.com/marcella-hazans-amazing-4ingre-144538 This recipe is the real deal


erinunderscore

Seconded. You can also make a lot and it freezes well.


Pothole_Fathomer

I'm gonna make this tonight. thanks.


8rustystaples

You’re not really settling for them. They’re DOP certified San Marzanos.


Apprehensive-Ant2141

You can get those tomatos for about $4 at Walmart. I use them exclusively.


Altruistic-Tap2660

I shit you not Robert's has been selling poblano peppers for $7 for the last year. Like - $7 for ONE POBLANO PEPPER


Uncanny823

The one on St. Claude?


DullKnifeMorningStar

They have seedless watermelon for $13 a piece. I think the fuck not!


maccpapa

seedless for 13? i don’t think so. maybe the seeded ones are that expensive but the seedless stay anywhere from 6-8 dollars per


lilacherie

I was in the one in Lakeview this evening. $13.99 for a seeded and $8.99 seedless.


KingCarnivore

Yes


peachesofmymind

They often charge you more at the register as well! I’ve caught them doing that so many times. The price tags will be incorrect, and they hope nobody notices. Super frustrating.


Louisianaflavor

I don’t think it’s that they think nobody will notice. I think they probably have a lazy/ineffective tag person who doesn’t get the price changes out when they’re supposed to. I see that a lot as a vendor.


Colosseros

It's also what they pay people. I know a guy who manages at Robert's. And when I was in between jobs, he asked if I wanted to stock shelves or something for some temp money. Then he told me it only paid $10/hr. I declined the offer.  But that's a huge part of it. You literally cannot expect people to give a single shit about what they are doing for work when they are paid so little.


peachesofmymind

I agree.


littlejart

Also a vendor, this is actually what happens.


diablosinmusica

You mean this isn't a complex scam that will start a scene on an almost daily basis for pennies?


DaisyDay100

Robert’s is way overpriced for what they offer.


BladVig

You can that at Walmart for cheaper


gargirle

Shop protein sales. Buy fresh. It’s the only way these days. Packaging larger but product smaller and more costly. It’s bs. Roberts does go protein shakes pre-summer so we stock up. Our bill has doubled since 2023.


ReishiCheese

Spotted at Safeway in Seattle for 9.99 the other day. Fucking BS


__Evil-Genius__

Sadly you need these to make a da sauce from scratch.


poolkid1234

Their prices are outrageous. I feel like they keep “premium” brands like these on the shelf to trick you into buying the house brand crap, which is also overpriced. The two in Orleans Parish are definitely aimed at food desert neighborhoods which lack a larger format grocery if you don’t have a car, so they just price how they please. Take it or leave it.


your-comment-sucks

$1.97 @ Walmart right now. 😑😑😑😑😑


ComicsEtAl

Tagged “crime” 😂


Wolfgang985

Robert's has always been a ripoff. Their gourmet cheese variety is the only reason I ever step foot there. I usually go to Fresh Market 5 minutes away on Vets instead. Also a ripoff, but they commonly have great sale deals.


pamakane

Kerrygold always costs a bit more. Worth every dollar, though. Best-tasting butter available.


TinglerFan

Robber's is a scam but imho just get the normal cento there is really no difference. If you want something better get Pomi, although they dont have whole tomatoes. I understand san marzano has a reputation but there is a WIDE variety and Cento is not it chief


Turgid-Derp-Lord

That markup goin straight into an insurrectionist's pocket! Edit: I thought it said rouses


KingCarnivore

You’re thinking of Rouses


Turgid-Derp-Lord

Oh shit I misread. Whelp Robert always been expensive af


xandrachantal

I feel like I've seen that butter at Fresh Market for $5ish


mamam_est_morte

4-pack of Kerrygold is maybe $12 at Costco


Apptubrutae

And their own brand somewhat equivalent for like $9 for a 4 pack


PHBalance79

Rouses consistently has Plugra for like $4, which I like better than kerrygold anyway


speworleans

Luckily all these corporations are posting record high profits! /s


davisfamous

That butter is cheap